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Comments (17)
Dah-mn, that's what ... (Below threshold)1. Posted by shelli | October 10, 2003 7:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dah-mn, that's what Maria gonna look like in less than 10 years?!
1. Posted by shelli | October 10, 2003 7:15 PM |
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Posted on October 10, 2003 19:15
2. Posted by Fritz | October 10, 2003 7:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Oh, my god, Sargent! He groped my breast!"
2. Posted by Fritz | October 10, 2003 7:49 PM |
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Posted on October 10, 2003 19:49
3. Posted by Adam | October 10, 2003 8:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
One of Rupert's hands is here, that's his other one with the ailing blacked fingernail on Mr. Arnold's shoulder. Who is grabbing my ass? YOINK!!!!!
3. Posted by Adam | October 10, 2003 8:07 PM |
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Posted on October 10, 2003 20:07
4. Posted by Jay Tea | October 10, 2003 8:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As she felt the steely grasp on her buttocks, Eunice regretted even more her vote in favor of "Operation Breed A Bulletproof Kennedy" nearly 20 years ago.
4. Posted by Jay Tea | October 10, 2003 8:24 PM |
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Posted on October 10, 2003 20:24
5. Posted by Tiger | October 10, 2003 9:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Son-in-law or no son-in-law - no more tongue in congratulations kisses, got it?
5. Posted by Tiger | October 10, 2003 9:23 PM |
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Posted on October 10, 2003 21:23
6. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 10, 2003 9:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Arnold could not help but be concerned over the way the campaign had aged Maria, but he really could not get over how the second head she had grown in the process made him laugh.
6. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 10, 2003 9:56 PM |
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Posted on October 10, 2003 21:56
7. Posted by Velociman | October 10, 2003 10:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tails From The Crypt.
7. Posted by Velociman | October 10, 2003 10:27 PM |
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Posted on October 10, 2003 22:27
8. Posted by glenn | October 10, 2003 11:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Terminator 4: The Mummy Returns.
8. Posted by glenn | October 10, 2003 11:19 PM |
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Posted on October 10, 2003 23:19
9. Posted by Tony S. | October 10, 2003 11:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eunice, you remind me of that time when I was choking for air on a Martian mountain-side. If you bug your eyes out a bit more....
9. Posted by Tony S. | October 10, 2003 11:42 PM |
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Posted on October 10, 2003 23:42
10. Posted by Jane | October 11, 2003 2:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
How about we sidle off to my room for a little post-election threesome...?
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On a side note, that woman looks like a freaking mummy.
10. Posted by Jane | October 11, 2003 2:05 AM |
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Posted on October 11, 2003 02:05
11. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 11, 2003 9:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Aaaugh,...Sargent, you really need to lay off the Viagra, I thought that was Bill Clinton coming up behind me."
11. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 11, 2003 9:27 AM |
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Posted on October 11, 2003 09:27
12. Posted by McGehee | October 11, 2003 11:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Kennedys? Screw the Kennedys, they're yesterday's news! We're now proud members of the Shwortzenger -- uh, Swatze -- aw, hell, the Arnold dynasty!"
12. Posted by McGehee | October 11, 2003 11:06 AM |
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Posted on October 11, 2003 11:06
13. Posted by Mike in Vegas | October 12, 2003 2:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I guess I picked the wrong time to stop groping women...
13. Posted by Mike in Vegas | October 12, 2003 2:06 AM |
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Posted on October 12, 2003 02:06
14. Posted by Jon Henke | October 12, 2003 12:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Arnold promised to support Californias senior citizens. Two at a time, if necessary.
14. Posted by Jon Henke | October 12, 2003 12:37 PM |
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Posted on October 12, 2003 12:37
15. Posted by Claire | October 12, 2003 1:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eeeek ! ! ! Maria! Go eat a cookie!
15. Posted by Claire | October 12, 2003 1:50 PM |
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Posted on October 12, 2003 13:50
16. Posted by Wind Rider | October 12, 2003 4:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Exuberant over the win, Sargent celebrates with a quick grope of Eunice's breast, as Arnie simultaneously gooses her. Interviewed later, Eunice hoped Arnold has many wins in the future...and soon."
16. Posted by Wind Rider | October 12, 2003 4:48 PM |
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Posted on October 12, 2003 16:48
17. Posted by Hudson | October 13, 2003 4:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's just a jump to the left
and a step to the riiiiight
You put your hands on your hips
17. Posted by Hudson | October 13, 2003 4:08 PM |
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Posted on October 13, 2003 16:08