Do you think I could sell two slightly used 2 year olds on eBay?
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Want to trade them for one ... (Below threshold)1. Posted by michele | November 25, 2003 5:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Want to trade them for one 13 year old and one ten year old? Both in good condition, but could use some polishing up.
1. Posted by michele | November 25, 2003 5:34 AM |
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Posted on November 25, 2003 05:34
2. Posted by Bowulf | November 25, 2003 8:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I am hoping children appreciate (as opposed to depreciate) with age. I have a a pair of five year olds that could be hitting the auction block.
2. Posted by Bowulf | November 25, 2003 8:23 AM |
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Posted on November 25, 2003 08:23
3. Posted by michele | November 25, 2003 9:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Actually, they depreciate. Have you ever met anyone who actually wanted a 13 year old girl?
3. Posted by michele | November 25, 2003 9:10 AM |
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Posted on November 25, 2003 09:10
4. Posted by Psycho Dad | November 25, 2003 9:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Damn, Michele beat me to it!
Well anyway, I'll offer up one 13 year old girl with a slight major attitude, for both 2 year olds.
4. Posted by Psycho Dad | November 25, 2003 9:57 AM |
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Posted on November 25, 2003 09:57
5. Posted by Kevin | November 25, 2003 10:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Problem is the two year olds still adore me (and my wife). I suspect 13 year olds are past that...
5. Posted by Kevin | November 25, 2003 10:12 AM |
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Posted on November 25, 2003 10:12
6. Posted by Kevin | November 25, 2003 12:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh, the five year olds sound interesting. Already in school I imagine...
If you need a reason to replace your carpets or flooring my boys will provide assistence in hastening that purchase.
6. Posted by Kevin | November 25, 2003 12:14 PM |
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Posted on November 25, 2003 12:14
7. Posted by Tiger | November 25, 2003 11:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
There are a lot of people, it seems that want 13 year old girls. I have a couple of clients who wanted 13 year old girls, got them, and will likely serve a very long time in prison because of it.
7. Posted by Tiger | November 25, 2003 11:37 PM |
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Posted on November 25, 2003 23:37
8. Posted by michele | November 26, 2003 5:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Well, Tiger. You sucked the fun right out of this commentary.
8. Posted by michele | November 26, 2003 5:48 AM |
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Posted on November 26, 2003 05:48