The Bonfire of the Vanities celebrates Thanksgiving leftovers buy recycling the same old crap; different week. The motto this week is "Burnt Turkey!." This weeks entries prove that unlike turkey (or even pizza), blog posts are not better served as leftovers. All of this weeks entries were charred beyond recognition in the Bonfire.

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Let's eat!

Jack has the no shit story of the day, except in this case there was certainly lots of actual shitting going on.
Madfish Willie has carries the weather forecast pun too far. There's a 50% chance of hurling caused by reading the post.
Heather has helpful hints for readers who are having pants problems from spending too much time looking at her picture. Now if someone would just buy her one of these I'm pretty sure a certain deity blogger would explode.
King of Fools is showing off. I think I found the inspiration though and it isn't pretty…
I am pretty sure Curi is an adult, and may even have children. At least he's teaching them that Jews are cool, though the hip hop stuff probably doesn't go over so well at parent teacher conferences.
Breaking news: Jennifer has the never before seen pictures behind the shocking blog alliance scandal.
Jim notes that when advertisers attempt to redefine dictionary terms they do so with their usual attention to detail. On the other hand Jim's lack of attention to one small detail (i.e., who gives a shit?) is fatal.
Kin serves up more of the news that you didn't really need to know about celebrities. No mention of Paris Hilton is a major faux pax.
Rammer gives you a virtual tour inside his own little corner of cubicle land. Think Office Space on acid.
Susie is really needs to get out more…
Anastasia swears no sexual favors where traded. Sure, sure…
Look it's Glenn Reynolds and his son Sean! Or is it the other way around?
Harvey got blogrolled at ErosBlog? For what, pictures of money? Don't they know I'm the king of blogging celebrity porn?
McGehee offers free love, and only dudes take him up on the offer. Eeew.
Flea brings you Lord of the Nipple Rings.
BoiFromTroy is ghost writing Best Of The Web. I'm down with that, James Lileks has been taking my ideas for years.
Professor Bainbridge is whining wine-ing.
Andrew is wondering about proper wine choosing etiquette as well. You serve that with some favre beans and a nice Chianti...
Paterico is shamelessly whoring. Who ever could have given him such an idea?
Finally, Laurence awaits:


My blogging was close to perfect this week! I offer this post as an example of extremely poor timing... Sorry Nick!

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