The Bonfire of the Vanities returns to the land of weblog awards with the slimy film on the bottom of the barrel of the blogosphere. Of course we mean the worst of the worst, the suckiest posts by otherwise excellent bloggers (many of whom are up for 2003 Weblog Awards). Try not to hold that against them. All of this weeks entries were gladly offered up to the raging Bonfire.

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Feel the burn...

Elliot proves how old the filthy lie meme has gotten. That's what happens when you make something a blog homework assignment.
Andrew went to an apparently pretty cool show with other cool folks, but then he mentioned the ultra uncool Kelly Osbourne. Automatic Bonfire material.
Sean is reviewing Paris Hilton's performance; unfortunately it's in her lame TV shows instead of here other famous video performance.
In case anyone was wondering why Madfish Willie wasn't nominated in the Best Humor Blog category for the 2003 Weblog Awards: Exhibit A.
Nick is taking the whole retro 80's thing too far. Way too far…
Trey is doing his impression of the crazy homeless preacher.
McGehee, much to his own chagrin, finds out that people really do take him seriously.
Harvey is not really a sex-obsessed degenerate; he just plays one on TV.
Susie finally posts a portrait. Her 5 o'clock shadow is showing. Eek!
Phelps finally went to one of those mall cartoon artists. See the eerily accurate results.
Bryan has thankfully unscrewed his permalink problems, just so you can easily find his harrowing tale of giving blood. Stay tuned for the hilarious next episode - The Flu Shot.
Brian is in full campaign mode offering as one of the comments says, "a blog in every pot!" On the strength of this post he's polling 4th in Iowa.
Nikita goes to Den Bestian lengths to explain his persuasive arguments for a three way.
Petedoesn't buy the story from the attorney for the late Ruben Studdard, who died resisting arrest in Cincinnati.
Kin is talking about hard wood floors; Jen's décor of choice.
The King of Fools wants to join Bloggers With Boobies. Menu used to have to go to Sweden to join that club.
Jim is offering the soul of his blog for rent on eBay. He had no takers the other day, but now he's up to $16. Andrew Sullivan has been raising $20 a minute over the same period.
Brian doesn't respond to empty tip jars without the annoying bell ringers. I get the hint… Ring, ring, ring…
Eric and his readers are having a great debate, but what it all boils down to is that everyone loves lesbians.
My blogging was perfect this week! But if you want to find people giving me shit, that shouldn't be to hard. Start here and follow trackbacks. If you've got even more time that that use the Technorati link in the sidebar. I'll try to bring my A game to suckiness next week....

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