The Bonfire of the Vanities returns in a scaled down Christmas edition. All of this weeks entries were gladly offered up to the raging Bonfire.

Before we get started some housekeeping notes are in order:

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Next week is the 6 month anniversary of the Bonfire so it will be a "Best Of" edition, but new entries will be mixed in. Since it will probably be a light week of blogging for many the best of theme should work out pretty good. Anyone who has ever submitted and entry into the Bonfire is invited to pick their best/worst entry via e-mail. The Bonfire archive is here if you are looking for past editions.

On with the Bonfire..

Bryan saw Tony Dorsett's wiener. Ewww…
Susie really knows how to party…
Dan knows a flu scam when he sees one.
Andrew shares the secret to Ozzy Osbourne's success - witches.
Jennifer has eaten so many Christmas cookies that she can't blog anymore…
Nathan obviously works at the Foster Funeral Home.
Sean is channeling the ombudsman at the New York Times, which is a joke in and of itself.
Bunsen threatened to not write another word until somebody had linked a particular post. Jim linked it then Bunsen removed his whine post making my Jim's post look even more inane. Jim seems to be the dancing monkey.
Owen had no idea that the Congo is full of ninjas.


The King of Fools starts out strong then delirium sets in…
Eric put lots of work into this post but it just sort of veers around through the history of the sixties.
CD has some thought on the atmosphere at the dentist office.
Does Harvey have the unmitigated gall to insult the Bonfire and then submit that entry? Sure he does…
Trey fears comments so what ever you do, don't leave as many comments as possible.
Josh points out that a student was arrested for refusing to switch seats in class.
My entry for the week is here, in which I wonder if it is wrong to beat the stuffing out of Starbucks employees. Everyone knows that it's OK...

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