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A few years ago, I had the privilege of speaking to a gentleman who worked for the Gallup Organization. We had a substantive discussion about the business and standards of...
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Sen. John McCain secured millions in federal funds for a land acquisition program that provided a windfall for an Arizona developer whose executives were major campaign donors, public records show.
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Oscar Pistorius, a double-amputee sprinter known as the fastest man on no legs, will be allowed to compete at the Beijing Olympics after a ban on his prosthetic limbs...
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A spy in the audience of this Thursdays taping of the "Ellen DeGeneres Show" tells us that after Ellen mentioned the California Supreme Court ruling striking down the state's...
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Forget the engagement buzz. Not only are Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson not getting married, they're not even an item anymore. After reuniting less than two months ago, the...
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Thou shalt find the Ten Commandments up for bid this summer. A pair of faux granite tablets that Charlton Heston cradled in the 1956 biblical epic "The Ten Commandments"...
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Actress Anne Heche has blamed the cancellation of TV series Men In Trees for her inability to pay child support. The star was granted a reprieve in the monthly...
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More secret details of Angelina Jolie's pregnancy have been exposed by a Kung Fu Panda co-star - Dustin Hoffman has revealed the actress is due to give birth to...
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A new Friday the 13th has begun shooting. Brad Fuller, one of the film's producers, writes "In this movie you will see a feral, brutal Jason who is hell-bent...
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Yep. When Edwards dropped out on Jan. 30, he had endorsements from 28 superdelegates, including Reps. Bob Etheridge (NC), Mike McIntyre (NC), Brad Miller (NC), Stephanie Herseth Sandlin (SD), Charlie Gonzalez (TX), Eddie Bernice Johnson (TX), Jim Oberstar (MN), David...
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Comments (21)
Wet the balls in a frozen r... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Jay Tea | December 26, 2003 5:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wet the balls in a frozen river/ fa la la la la la la la la/ Watch your privates shrink and shiver/ fa la la la la la lala la/
1. Posted by Jay Tea | December 26, 2003 5:11 PM |
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Posted on December 26, 2003 17:11
2. Posted by Jay Tea | December 26, 2003 5:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Ach, Hans, you call that a Yule log? It's more like Yule kindling!"
2. Posted by Jay Tea | December 26, 2003 5:12 PM |
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Posted on December 26, 2003 17:12
3. Posted by kelley | December 26, 2003 6:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Dang, Gunter, this water sure is cold!"
"Yup, Helmut. Deep, too..."
3. Posted by kelley | December 26, 2003 6:07 PM |
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Posted on December 26, 2003 18:07
4. Posted by jen | December 26, 2003 6:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
We're nuts for doing this...
4. Posted by jen | December 26, 2003 6:27 PM |
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Posted on December 26, 2003 18:27
5. Posted by Ted | December 26, 2003 7:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Diametrically opposite of "chestnuts roasting on an open fire"
5. Posted by Ted | December 26, 2003 7:59 PM |
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Posted on December 26, 2003 19:59
6. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 26, 2003 9:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...And now for the EXTRA exclusive. The technique that helped Barry White sing Saprano.
6. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 26, 2003 9:50 PM |
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Posted on December 26, 2003 21:50
7. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 26, 2003 9:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"HO HO HOLY SH*T"
7. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 26, 2003 9:54 PM |
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Posted on December 26, 2003 21:54
8. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 26, 2003 9:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
... or soprano, if you really wanted to be funny...
8. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 26, 2003 9:56 PM |
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Posted on December 26, 2003 21:56
9. Posted by Sean Hackbarth | December 26, 2003 10:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Two Howard Dean followers going to their next Meetup.
9. Posted by Sean Hackbarth | December 26, 2003 10:04 PM |
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Posted on December 26, 2003 22:04
10. Posted by Francis W. Porretto | December 27, 2003 7:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...and don't you dare come back without my robin's-egg-blue He-Man Action Figure!"
10. Posted by Francis W. Porretto | December 27, 2003 7:40 AM |
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Posted on December 27, 2003 07:40
11. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 27, 2003 10:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I told you not to take that bet that Hillary wouldn't run!!!"
11. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 27, 2003 10:01 AM |
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Posted on December 27, 2003 10:01
12. Posted by charles | December 27, 2003 3:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ewww... bubbles.
12. Posted by charles | December 27, 2003 3:39 PM |
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Posted on December 27, 2003 15:39
13. Posted by Judi | December 27, 2003 4:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Because Santa's elves now find themselves in the unemployment line~they take an off-the-books job of bathing the Baby New Year.
13. Posted by Judi | December 27, 2003 4:04 PM |
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Posted on December 27, 2003 16:04
14. Posted by Lachlan | December 27, 2003 6:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Dieter, I SWEAR! I left the rest of our Santa suits RIGHT HERE."
14. Posted by Lachlan | December 27, 2003 6:57 PM |
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Posted on December 27, 2003 18:57
15. Posted by Judi | December 27, 2003 10:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I know the Ring of Power is in here somewhere....keep looking, Smeagal! We have to find my Precious!"
From the alternate opening scene of Return of the King
15. Posted by Judi | December 27, 2003 10:32 PM |
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Posted on December 27, 2003 22:32
16. Posted by Jay Tea | December 28, 2003 9:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Fritz, why don't you take your 'chestnuts roasting by an open fire' and stick them up your ass?"
"I would, Hans, but mein ass has frozen shut!"
16. Posted by Jay Tea | December 28, 2003 9:45 AM |
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Posted on December 28, 2003 09:45
17. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 28, 2003 11:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...I'll have a b-b-b-blue Christmas, without you...
17. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 28, 2003 11:52 AM |
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Posted on December 28, 2003 11:52
18. Posted by Owen | December 28, 2003 4:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dude. Kevin. I'm telling you that gay erotic frozen nekkid blogging will not increase your traffic.
18. Posted by Owen | December 28, 2003 4:50 PM |
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Posted on December 28, 2003 16:50
19. Posted by Tiger | December 28, 2003 8:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When the Santa Escort Service says "the penis will be this big even when ice cold" they have throughly tested the truth of that statement.
19. Posted by Tiger | December 28, 2003 8:15 PM |
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Posted on December 28, 2003 20:15
20. Posted by Tiger | December 28, 2003 8:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey, didn't that tag say will shrivel in cold water?
20. Posted by Tiger | December 28, 2003 8:17 PM |
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Posted on December 28, 2003 20:17
21. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 28, 2003 9:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After The Packers clinch the NFC North title and are ensured of a January play-off game at Lambeau, a couple of Green Bay fans enjoy a refreshing dip in the Fox River.
(...well its hilarious to me...)
21. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 28, 2003 9:21 PM |
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Posted on December 28, 2003 21:21