Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners (Wizbang)

Here are the winning entries in this weeks Weekend Caption Contest™:

1) (Jay Tea) - "Wet the balls in a frozen river/ fa la la la la la la la la/ Watch your privates shrink and shiver/ fa la la la la la lala la/ "

2) - (Tiger) - "When the Santa Escort Service says "the penis will be this big even when ice cold" they have throughly tested the truth of that statement."

3) - (Kelley) - ""Dang, Gunter, this water sure is cold!" "Yup, Helmut. Deep, too..."

Until next Friday...

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