Here are the winning entries in this weeks Weekend Caption Contest™:
1) (Jay Tea) - "Wet the balls in a frozen river/ fa la la la la la la la la/ Watch your privates shrink and shiver/ fa la la la la la lala la/ "
2) - (Tiger) - "When the Santa Escort Service says "the penis will be this big even when ice cold" they have throughly tested the truth of that statement."
3) - (Kelley) - ""Dang, Gunter, this water sure is cold!" "Yup, Helmut. Deep, too..."
Until next Friday...


