This entries in this weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ were outstanding. I probably could have made this the Jay Tea invitational, but I figured one entry in the list was enough. The winning entries:
1) (Jay Tea) - "(pluck) They fear me, (pluck) they fear me not..."
2) (James Joyner) - "If Woody Allen can do it, why not me?"
3) (Charles Austin) - "You know, I liked Roy. But an example had to be made of him."
If you've got the Caption Contest withdrawals, head over to Outside The Beltway for the latest contest.