Celebrities should be seen and not heard. Had you been listening though, here are two celebrities who, as of today, are talking out of both sides of their mouth.

Subject 1:

First there was the odd coupling of Michael Jackson and the Nation of Islam, now it seems that Rush Limbaugh and the ACLU are the latest odd bedfellows. It's like a celebrity glory hole - they don't have to look each other in the eye...

Lair needs a punchline to this post on Rush and the ACLU.

Subject 2:

Roger Clemens does his best impersonation of Michael Jordan. Astros fans I've got two words for you - Washington Wizards. That would be the answer to a Trivial Pursuit question from the 2005 version. Most people have completely wiped the failed two year comeback from their memory. Of course Jordan didn't do anything in those two years to make them remember either.

Michele shares her well wishes for Roger.