Paris Hilton - porn star, turned TV star, turned Wacko Jacko?
This story from The Sun is truly odd:
Hotel heiress Paris Hilton was thrown off a plane for trying to take a GOAT on board. The society babe, 21, also had a monkey and a ferret when she turned up for the flight.
Paris said: “The flight attendants thought I was insane. They were like, ‘This isn’t a travelling circus - you’re not bringing a goat on the plane’.”
Paris had to take the pets home to Los Angeles in a six-hour limo drive.
Perhaps she's gathering up the animals for a stage show?



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She's clearly in training f... (Below threshold)1. Posted by James Joyner | February 5, 2004 3:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
She's clearly in training for her show. She's tired of being perceived as dumb, so she's studying up on goats so she'll appear more clued-in. We should be applauding her efforts rather than mocking her.
1. Posted by James Joyner | February 5, 2004 3:18 PM |
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Posted on February 5, 2004 15:18
2. Posted by Lachlan | February 5, 2004 3:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When she begins tanning excessively, gets a chimp, buys a ranch named after a kid's story, THEN I say we can officially add her to the Jackson clan. :)
2. Posted by Lachlan | February 5, 2004 3:47 PM |
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Posted on February 5, 2004 15:47
3. Posted by jen | February 5, 2004 4:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When she begins tanning excessively? Hello?! She can mark that one off the list. Done!
3. Posted by jen | February 5, 2004 4:13 PM |
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Posted on February 5, 2004 16:13
4. Posted by Lachlan | February 5, 2004 4:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
She might be tan now, but imagine if she suddenly turned nigh-unto-black...even tan now, she's still a far cry from Wacko Jacko's original color.
4. Posted by Lachlan | February 5, 2004 4:44 PM |
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Posted on February 5, 2004 16:44