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Yep. When Edwards dropped out on Jan. 30, he had endorsements from 28 superdelegates, including Reps. Bob Etheridge (NC), Mike McIntyre (NC), Brad Miller (NC), Stephanie Herseth Sandlin (SD), Charlie Gonzalez (TX), Eddie Bernice Johnson (TX), Jim Oberstar (MN), David...
9:18 PM | 
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There's this: Notice the big jump since January? The primary process seems to be weighing heavily on voter dissatisfaction with the current administration and their Republican apologists. The more people read about the issues and see what their choices are...
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Republicans have made fundamentally wrong choices for America, and instead embarked on a self-serving, morally righteous crusade that has touched and tainted everything from the Justice Department's US Attorney scandal, to the Iraq march to war and subsequent attempts to involve Iran as a part of a religious imperative to rid the world of Islam. Now it's time to pay the piper...
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I hit on this a few days ago in a post titled "McCain's Dirty Little Money Secrets", and now a defiant and arrogant Cindy McCain is back in the news this morning, and once again its news of her own making. She's the kind of trouble John McCain just doesn't need -- but as far as I can see McCain has no chance of keeping a lid on the problems she will create for his candidacy.
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Comments (36)
Senator Kerry caught runnin... (Below threshold)1. Posted by BoiFromTroy | February 27, 2004 5:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Senator Kerry caught running from his past...
That is, his past statements on gay marriage, the war on Iraq, NAFTA, No Child Left Behind, the Patriot Act...
1. Posted by BoiFromTroy | February 27, 2004 5:15 PM |
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Posted on February 27, 2004 17:15
2. Posted by Richard Tilley | February 27, 2004 5:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In attempt to reach rural voters Sen. John Kerry stages an appearance at Richard Simmons' Dancin to the Oldies
2. Posted by Richard Tilley | February 27, 2004 5:15 PM |
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Posted on February 27, 2004 17:15
3. Posted by Jay Tea | February 27, 2004 5:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Well, we're movin' on up
to the East Side...
To a dee-luxe apartment in the sky..."
J.
3. Posted by Jay Tea | February 27, 2004 5:28 PM |
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Posted on February 27, 2004 17:28
4. Posted by Jay Tea | February 27, 2004 5:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You put your left foot in,
You take your left foot out,
You put your left foot in
And you shake it all about..."
4. Posted by Jay Tea | February 27, 2004 5:29 PM |
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Posted on February 27, 2004 17:29
5. Posted by Jay Tea | February 27, 2004 5:31 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Now that Massachusetts is going to legalize gay marriage, I can dump Theresa for someone even richer! Anyone have Bill Gates' or Warren Buffet's phone number?"
J.
5. Posted by Jay Tea | February 27, 2004 5:31 PM |
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Posted on February 27, 2004 17:31
6. Posted by Jay Tea | February 27, 2004 5:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Senator John Kerry (D-Massachusetts) demonstrates the remarkable agility that lets him stand on both sides of nearly every issue.
6. Posted by Jay Tea | February 27, 2004 5:34 PM |
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Posted on February 27, 2004 17:34
7. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 27, 2004 5:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Quick everyone, clear the backstage, John's been having people pull his finger again!"
7. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 27, 2004 5:36 PM |
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Posted on February 27, 2004 17:36
8. Posted by Matt | February 27, 2004 5:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You put one foot in front of the other
and soon you'll be walkin' 'cross the flo-o-or!
You put one foot in front of the other
and soon you'll be walkin' out the door
8. Posted by Matt | February 27, 2004 5:58 PM |
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Posted on February 27, 2004 17:58
9. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 27, 2004 6:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"WOOOOOH! Spiders give me the willies!"
9. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 27, 2004 6:19 PM |
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Posted on February 27, 2004 18:19
10. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 27, 2004 6:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hurry up John! You're missing the opening to West Wing.
10. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 27, 2004 6:20 PM |
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Posted on February 27, 2004 18:20
11. Posted by Kathleen | February 27, 2004 7:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm not a troll! I'm a real boy!
11. Posted by Kathleen | February 27, 2004 7:36 PM |
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Posted on February 27, 2004 19:36
12. Posted by Zygote | February 27, 2004 8:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No! No!
The AOL guy looks more like this!
12. Posted by Zygote | February 27, 2004 8:05 PM |
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Posted on February 27, 2004 20:05
13. Posted by Headzero | February 27, 2004 8:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
All I can hear is the theme music from Rocky..........
13. Posted by Headzero | February 27, 2004 8:24 PM |
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Posted on February 27, 2004 20:24
14. Posted by Cranial | February 27, 2004 9:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"When you said Monica was back there, I didn't think you meant THAT MONICA."
14. Posted by Cranial | February 27, 2004 9:31 PM |
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Posted on February 27, 2004 21:31
15. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 27, 2004 10:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(not a caption)
Rodney Dill is stepping out of his normal leitmotif of captions for the moment to convey a
great sadness as this
one time Kevin has confided to me that he could not find picture to carry on the great fart meme. He could not find a picture with
two fingers to pull or even
one finger to pull. You may feel that I'm a little
looney for thinking this way, but I Think that Kevin is a little burnt out on fart jokes. I don't think that Kevin could not spot a fart joke buried in a photo with a
Celebrity or in a
Picasso-esque picture. I don't think Kevin could now find a finger to pull if it was
five feet long. I think this is largely due to
Jay Tea's fixation with flatulence. If we lay off the subject for a while things will once again be
Thumbs up. and we can all be happy and
whatever
I'm just saying.
Rodney "Evil Rat Bastard" Dill
15. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 27, 2004 10:03 PM |
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Posted on February 27, 2004 22:03
16. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 27, 2004 10:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(Oops, a double negative slipped in there.)
16. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 27, 2004 10:08 PM |
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Posted on February 27, 2004 22:08
17. Posted by Kevin | February 27, 2004 10:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Once again I aim to confound. This was the other picture I was considering...
17. Posted by Kevin | February 27, 2004 10:30 PM |
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Posted on February 27, 2004 22:30
18. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 27, 2004 10:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Heh, I found that one for my little story too, but I ran out of steam before I could include it.
18. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 27, 2004 10:32 PM |
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Posted on February 27, 2004 22:32
19. Posted by shelli | February 27, 2004 11:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
skip-pide skipdo-day my oh my what a wonderful day.
19. Posted by shelli | February 27, 2004 11:19 PM |
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Posted on February 27, 2004 23:19
20. Posted by Jay Tea | February 28, 2004 4:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sorry, Rodney, my Beano must be kicking in. I'm declaring my entries a methane-free zone this week.
To wit:
Advance to Go!
Collect $200!
20. Posted by Jay Tea | February 28, 2004 4:22 AM |
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Posted on February 28, 2004 04:22
21. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 28, 2004 9:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(Jay Tea, good to see you're in rehab)
_______
"We'd like to welcome you all to Free Produce Night at our American Legion Hall.
.... and now for our surprise(d) guest speaker,
John "Hanoi" Kerry."
21. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 28, 2004 9:33 AM |
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Posted on February 28, 2004 09:33
22. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 28, 2004 9:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When asked about the controversy surrounding the Passion John Kerry could only agree. "Yeah, I though it was anti-Semantic too. Damn difficult to understand with all that Latin and Aramaic. They should stick with English and that other non-French language the Canadians speak."
22. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 28, 2004 9:36 AM |
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Posted on February 28, 2004 09:36
23. Posted by Harvey | February 28, 2004 1:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Matt - yup, that was the first thing that popped into my head, too.
Winter Warlock in '04 (Just call me "Winter")
23. Posted by Harvey | February 28, 2004 1:38 PM |
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Posted on February 28, 2004 13:38
24. Posted by N.E. Republican | February 28, 2004 5:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer.
24. Posted by N.E. Republican | February 28, 2004 5:22 PM |
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Posted on February 28, 2004 17:22
25. Posted by Rob @ L&R | February 28, 2004 7:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kerry's campaign has EVERYTHING...
Comedy!
Romance!
BIG DANCE NUMBERS!
25. Posted by Rob @ L&R | February 28, 2004 7:26 PM |
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Posted on February 28, 2004 19:26
26. Posted by Timmer | February 28, 2004 7:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Remember, look energetic, look energetic, Al's boring face and robot-like expresssions killed him, look energetic, look energetic.
26. Posted by Timmer | February 28, 2004 7:44 PM |
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Posted on February 28, 2004 19:44
27. Posted by Timmer | February 28, 2004 7:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
How's this for a stride Mr. "I hurt my knee and I can't jog boy?"
27. Posted by Timmer | February 28, 2004 7:49 PM |
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Posted on February 28, 2004 19:49
28. Posted by Timmer | February 28, 2004 7:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Even John Kerry's twin brother Jim can't keep a staight face when he sees those words together. He's outta here!
28. Posted by Timmer | February 28, 2004 7:51 PM |
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Posted on February 28, 2004 19:51
29. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 28, 2004 8:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...and thus it became history that John Kerry was the 2004 Democratic Presidential Candidate, for he won the debate hands down, unopposed. Though there was a great deal of shouting and finger pointing afterward no one could prove conclusively who had glued John Edwards door shut.
29. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 28, 2004 8:19 PM |
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Posted on February 28, 2004 20:19
30. Posted by kelley | February 28, 2004 8:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What would you do for a Klondike bar? Would you do the chicken dance?
30. Posted by kelley | February 28, 2004 8:39 PM |
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Posted on February 28, 2004 20:39
31. Posted by judi | February 28, 2004 11:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
She Bang! She Bang!
31. Posted by judi | February 28, 2004 11:45 PM |
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Posted on February 28, 2004 23:45
32. Posted by Sean Hackbarth | February 29, 2004 12:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Ladies and gentlemen, let me present to you a man who fought in the Vietnam War and protested against it; voted for the Iraq War and not is against it; and can't make up his mind about gay marriage. Heeerrrrees John Kerry!"
32. Posted by Sean Hackbarth | February 29, 2004 12:58 AM |
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Posted on February 29, 2004 00:58
33. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 29, 2004 7:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dang it Judi, That one was really good.
( I guess I better add: not a caption)
33. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 29, 2004 7:30 AM |
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Posted on February 29, 2004 07:30
34. Posted by Jim | February 29, 2004 8:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz!"
"Most people don't realize that John Kerry is a disabled Veteran. He received horrific injuries during peace protests in the '70s resulting in his left leg being attached directly to his right kneecap."
34. Posted by Jim | February 29, 2004 8:36 AM |
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Posted on February 29, 2004 08:36
35. Posted by Jay Tea | February 29, 2004 6:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Anyone notice that now when you click on the picture, you get taken to a different picture, this one with Kerry pointing off into the distance over a woman's head?
RODNEY!!!!!! Knock it off!!!!!
J.
35. Posted by Jay Tea | February 29, 2004 6:11 PM |
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Posted on February 29, 2004 18:11
36. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 29, 2004 6:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bet you're wondering how I did that.
BWAHAHAHA
36. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 29, 2004 6:23 PM |
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Posted on February 29, 2004 18:23