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Comments (4)
I have it on good authority... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Jay Tea | March 1, 2004 5:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I have it on good authority, from highly placed sources, that my caption referring to Kerry's agility WOULD have won top spot, but was too close in theme to BoiFromTroi's posting, which preceded mine.
(Grumble grumble... Rodney wins again. It may be time to call Uncle Guido and arrange a Tonya Harding...)
J.
1. Posted by Jay Tea | March 1, 2004 5:31 AM |
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Posted on March 1, 2004 05:31
2. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 1, 2004 7:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Better get your facts straight there J. Your second place entry beat out my third place last week. Judi's been the one that's been smoking us the last two weeks.
2. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 1, 2004 7:30 AM |
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Posted on March 1, 2004 07:30
3. Posted by Timmer | March 1, 2004 10:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
C'mon guys, it's an honor just to be here, to be invited to the party...whoops, wait, that was last night.
3. Posted by Timmer | March 1, 2004 10:24 AM |
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Posted on March 1, 2004 10:24
4. Posted by Jay Tea | March 1, 2004 6:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hmm... Rodney, you're right, Judi is the one we should be planning the Tonya Harding move on. Maybe then we can reclaim our rightful positions as Champions Of The Captions (tm).
OK, then we'll do the Tonya Harding thing. But who gets to do what? Who gets to cry and whine over a broken shoelace, and who gets to make the sleazy home sex video?
J.
4. Posted by Jay Tea | March 1, 2004 6:08 PM |
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Posted on March 1, 2004 18:08