The keys to Michael Jackson's kingdom have just been ripped from his mother's hands. Over the objections of Katherine Jackson, a Los Angeles probate judge today ruled that Michael...
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The fact that Barack Obama was elected President is a pretty clear indicator that Politics is not scientific. That is, with all due respect to the President, his resume was...
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Karl Malden, the bulbous-nosed character actor who won a Best Supporting Oscar for his role as Mitch, the guiless suitor of Blanche DuBois in the 1951 classic A Street...
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Visitors to the Sears Tower's new glass balconies all seem to agree: The first step is the hardest. The balconies are suspended 1,353 feet in the air and jut...
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Angelina Jolie's was named highest-paid actress on Forbes' annual Celebrity 100 list. Coming in second behind Angie is Jennifer Aniston. Which would have the rag mags in a tizzy...
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It's still unclear what David Carradine was doing when he died, but a doctor knows what technically killed him. Having already ruled out suicide by hanging, the private pathologist...
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Dimension Films has acquired the remake rights to "An American Werewolf in London", John Landis' 1981 horror-comedy. Landis spoke to bloodydisgusting.com and said "Yes, Dimension is now in negotiation...
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article here!! Jackson was not the biological father of any of his three children, it was claimed yesterday - a revelation that may herald new complications in his family's...
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SELLER: Alan Jackson LOCATION: Moran Road, Franklin, TN PRICE: $38,000,000 SIZE: 19,000 square feet (approx.), 6 bedrooms, 7 full and 2 half bathrooms DESCRIPTION: Magnificent offering w/o compare. Bordered by...
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Wow, she's a lot s... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Burnt Fuse | March 8, 2004 2:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wow, she's a lot skinnier in that pic.
1. Posted by Burnt Fuse | March 8, 2004 2:28 AM |
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Posted on March 8, 2004 02:28
2. Posted by Dr. Schloktopus | March 8, 2004 12:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'd do her.. but that's only cause I find power, money, insider trading, and unobtainable decorating standards sexy.
2. Posted by Dr. Schloktopus | March 8, 2004 12:13 PM |
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Posted on March 8, 2004 12:13
3. Posted by David D | March 8, 2004 7:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gee, I had never realized that rape was funny.
3. Posted by David D | March 8, 2004 7:52 PM |
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Posted on March 8, 2004 19:52
4. Posted by Laurence Simon | March 8, 2004 8:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
David D.-
Not only =can= it be funny, but I'm just the man to find the rare circumstance under which it can be funny.
4. Posted by Laurence Simon | March 8, 2004 8:56 PM |
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Posted on March 8, 2004 20:56
5. Posted by Jay Tea | March 9, 2004 5:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I swore to sit this one out, but I've been holding back this followup to Lair's since I first saw it:
"And remember: a good varnish will not only bring out the handle's natural luster, it will also help avoid those awkward-to-explain splinters."
J.
5. Posted by Jay Tea | March 9, 2004 5:17 AM |
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Posted on March 9, 2004 05:17