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"That F'in Secret Service a... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

"That F'in Secret Service agent went that way!"

Yeah, that's where the poac... (Below threshold)

Yeah, that's where the poachers caught me and had me shaved. Just call me "Senator Sasquatch."

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I want equal numbers of snowmen as snowwomen, Bob. There won't be any same-sex snowmarriages for Parson Brown today.

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Come on! I didn't piss myself on the way down! I just drew the first line in the K for Kerry. I'll just go back up there and finish the K tomorrow...

AP - Presidential shoo-in J... (Below threshold)
Matt:

AP - Presidential shoo-in John "Fabulous" Kerry visited Mount Rushmore yesterday and pointed out where his likeness will almost certainly reside someday. Said Kerry, "I think I'd like to be over there to the left."

Look, look! A UFO! I alwa... (Below threshold)

Look, look! A UFO! I always knew they were real!

"Ah'm gonna hit it raht out... (Below threshold)

"Ah'm gonna hit it raht out THAR."

In this photo, taken right ... (Below threshold)

In this photo, taken right before he suddenly ended an impromptu Q & A session with reporters, Senator Kerry is gesturing towards a hilltop.

Correspondents on the scene indicate that they were again asking Senator Kerry to reveal the names of the foriegn leaders Senator Kerry claims are supportive of his candidacy. Several reported that after a couple of unsucessful attempts by the Seantor to change the subject to a rambling story about the Mekong Delta, Kerry suddenly yelled "Look, a Bigfoot!", grabbed his snowboard and ran off as the press corps turned to see what he was pointing at.

Veteran Reuters reporter Jeff Stirlong was overheard muttering 'well, I didn't see any "Bigfoot" up there'.

Senator Kerry's Staff indicates he plans to continue vacationing in Sun Valley through the weekend.

Ri-co-la!!!!!!!!... (Below threshold)
Jim:

Ri-co-la!!!!!!!!

If that f***ing bald eagle ... (Below threshold)
Rob:

If that f***ing bald eagle swoops at me one more time I'm going to wring its f***ing neck. I don't care if the f***er is an endagered species, I'm trying to f***ing snowshoe here!

"You know, this reminds me ... (Below threshold)

"You know, this reminds me of when I was skiiing back in Vietnam..."

"If we go up there to eat, ... (Below threshold)

"If we go up there to eat, will anyone ask me about Dr. M?"

"If we go up there to eat, ... (Below threshold)

"If we go up there to eat, will anyone ask me about Dr. M?"

"Hey God, pull my finger!"<... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

"Hey God, pull my finger!"

"Eddie! Eddie! You come dow... (Below threshold)

"Eddie! Eddie! You come down from there this instant! Marilyn and Grandpa want their turn on the snowboard!"

"I actually decided to ski ... (Below threshold)
mark:

"I actually decided to ski off of that hill, before I decided against it."

"...and I want the Corps of... (Below threshold)

"...and I want the Corps of Engineers to re-route the Salmon River over that ridge there so Teresa and I can enjoy the waterfall from our hot tub."

The Secret Service agent kn... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

The Secret Service agent knew he was off the hook after John Kerry noticed that the Sky Writer had left out the "M" in the campaign message that was to have read,
I &hearts Mass
Kerry 2004

"Up there to the left of th... (Below threshold)
Kate:

"Up there to the left of that ridge - needs more snow. I've petitioned the state to divert a glacier. I'd pay for it with Teresa's money, but we need to ensure it's environmentally sound."

Right up there...that's whe... (Below threshold)
Timmer:

Right up there...that's where the foreign leaders talked to me...it was in a vision...I saw them...they spoke to me...yeah...good times...good times.

You wanna know where Dick C... (Below threshold)
Timmer:

You wanna know where Dick Cheney's undisclosed location is? It's right freaking there!

Lifeís goin' nowhere. So... (Below threshold)

Lifeís goin' nowhere. Somebody help me, yeah.
Iím stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.

Hey, look! Way up on that m... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

Hey, look! Way up on that mountain. My ego. Hiiiiiii, my ego! Hiiiiiiiiii!

See over there? That's the ... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

See over there? That's the mountain I bought with my mouthy broad's money so I could look down with contempt on the entire planet.

What am I wearing underneat... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

What am I wearing underneath my ski outfit?

A flight suit.

Look! Up in the sky! It's a... (Below threshold)
Jim:

Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird. It's a plane. Aw, shit - it's George.

"Jay Tea? Oh, he's stuck up... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

"Jay Tea? Oh, he's stuck up there on the ski lift. He'll post a caption if he ever manages to get down. "

;)

Look! Up in the sky! It'... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird. It's a plane. Aw, shit - it's George.

LOL, Good caption, Jim

"Look, President Bush gets ... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

"Look, President Bush gets to use Marine One to take him to the top and I gotta use the ski lift just like the freakin' public.

Once I get me elected, I'm ... (Below threshold)
judi:

Once I get me elected, I'm gonna have my face put up there on Mount Rushmore~just you wait!

Zee Plane! Zee Plane!... (Below threshold)

Zee Plane! Zee Plane!

OK, I know a few others hav... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

OK, I know a few others have taken this general idea, but it's the first that came to me:

"Lovey, there simply isn't enough room on Rushmore for both my faces. You'll simply have to buy another mountain for me."

J.

"And there's the blimp I us... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

"And there's the blimp I usually ride up to the summit -- oh, my mistake. I beg your pardon, Senator Kennedy."

J.

Somewhere up there...that's... (Below threshold)

Somewhere up there...that's where I left my credibility, buried along with my notes from the Pheonix Project meeting.

Senator John Kerry reenacts... (Below threshold)
Lee:

Senator John Kerry reenacts the story, yet again, about how his dancing with his leg braces inspired Elvis.

It has long been held that ... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

It has long been held that John F. Kerry liked to draw comparisons between himself and the Kennedy's, being a Senator from Massachusetts and having the initials JFK. His slopeside antics now drew a comparison between his own skiing prowess and that of the Kennedy's. Michael Kennedy to be specific.

"Yes, and when I come becom... (Below threshold)
Darby:

"Yes, and when I come become president, that is where I'm going to have my private Whitehouse Aid interviewing mansion built."




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