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Show Your Support!

John Kerry is graciously offering you your very own web page on his campaign site. Shouldn't you take him up on it?

Here is mine. ***

*** I spent all of two minutes on it...

And here is North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il's Kerry page!

Update: It turns out that you can embed pictures in the page (so long as they are linked via https). Anyone want to create a Kim Jong Il/John Kerry picture? Also if you have a great picture that you want to include in your page I can host it for you if you have no other means.

Update 2: Don't forget to screen capture your creation for posterity!!! If you're a Windows user use the Alt+PrtScn keys, open Microsoft Paint, then Ctrl+V to paste.

Update 3: Scott Boone is posting screen caps. Follow the links in the comments here, at Allah Is In The House, LGF, and FreeRepublic.

Send your trackbacks to this post or leave your link in the comments. This should be fun!!!

Oh yeah, Wonkette has been p0wn'd!!!

Update 4: Someone finally noticed at the Kerry forums... Apparently they missed they whole Bush Sloganator episode. Oddly the chief Bush Sloganator pimp (Wonkette) hasn't picked this up.

Update 5: Wonkette picked up on the story, and the new sign ups stopped working... Coincidence? Just kidding. They've gutted the new sign up mechanism and it's just a matter of time before they start removing text from your site. You'd better be screen capturing you creation if you want to save it for prosperity!!! If you sign up for a site now your text is replaced with the following:

The costs of running a national campaign are constantly escalating and special interests opposed to the values you and I share are eager to fund anti-Kerry efforts. Please complete the below form to make a secure online contribution to my campaign.
As the original "discoverer" of this little game, I'd like to point out that I'm available for the Sunday Morning talk shows or any other media interviews. Also I've got another trick up my sleeve, but you'll have to wait until Monday for that one...

Final Update: For those you who are mourning the passing of the Kerry Core and lusted mightily for an alternative to the deceased (now resurrected) Bush Sloganator, out of the goodness of my heart I've decided to give you:

And that's not all!!! The Kerry Sloganator Gallery is open where you can post your slogan or Kerry Code screen shot, vote on your favorites, leave comments, etc.


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Comments (47)

OH YES!LMAO...very w... (Below threshold)
Key:

OH YES!
LMAO...very well done.

I submitted the Kim Jong-Il... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

I submitted the Kim Jong-Il link as a tip to the Drudgereport. Maybe he will pick-up on the Kerry offer as a story on his site.

Now Ho Chi Minh has thrown ... (Below threshold)
Danger Man:

Now Ho Chi Minh has thrown his weight behind JFK II! https://contribute2.johnkerry.com/index.html?source_code=00018411

Kevin, you make me do EVIL ... (Below threshold)

Kevin, you make me do EVIL things...

Someone very special has come back from the great IHOP in the sky to endorse John F'n Kerry.

https://contribute.johnkerry.com/index.html?source_code=00018414

J.

<a href="https://contribute... (Below threshold)
Chris:

https://contribute2.johnkerry.com/index.html?source_code=00018422

Apparently Barbara Streisand is a big supporter.

Skeletor for John Kerry!</p... (Below threshold)
Here's what I posted for Se... (Below threshold)
Free Speech:

Here's what I posted for Senior Kerry.
I support Kerry because so too does Kim Jong Il.
It is not exactly news that the communist regime of Kim Jong Il has sent millions of North Koreans to early graves. Estimates back in 1998 were that as many as 800,000 people were dying in North Korea each year from starvation and malnutrition caused by Kim's ruthless and irrational policies.

Kim Jong IL wants Kerry to win, and so do I. The ruling anti-freedom Mullahs of Iran want Kerry to win, and so do I. The bonus if Kerry wins? Punitive tax laws and a president who will "progress" us further down the road to Socialsim.

I'm so there with:... (Below threshold)
<a href="https://contribute... (Below threshold)
Keith:
And back again for a second... (Below threshold)

And back again for a second helping at the Salad Bar
with my epic ode: "I AM THE VERY MODEL OF A MODERN KERRY DEMOCRAT at:

https://contribute2.johnkerry.com/index.html?source_code=00018446

At this rate I could recycle all my Kerry posts in about 30 minutes. Then link to them.

Just so you don't have to g... (Below threshold)

Just so you don't have to got there, the ode begins:

Kerry : I am the very model of a modern Kerry-Democrat,
I'm an information animal, a medal-dripping technocrat,
I know the Kennedys of Camelot, and hide my votes historical,
While my Deaniac supporters consult the Usenet Oracle;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters matrimonial,
I understand rich heiresses, and lust for figures patrimonial,
About Republican recessions I'm steaming up my views,
With many bogus facts about the bad news in the better news.

<a href="https://contribute... (Below threshold)
Todd:
oops - here's the URL (name... (Below threshold)
Free Speech:

oops - here's the URL (names were changed to protect the innocent)

https://contribute2.johnkerry.com/index.html?source_code=00018451

<a href="https://contribute... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

https://contribute2.johnkerry.com/kerrycore/

For the link to search the contribution site by name.

Like Alex Polier for instance.

Heh. I'm in: <a href="http... (Below threshold)
one more:<a href="... (Below threshold)
Free Speech:
Oh no! Richard Clarke too! ... (Below threshold)
Mr. Snarky:
You know, just when I think... (Below threshold)
Nick:

You know, just when I think that BushCo.'s terrorists, er, supporters have gone as low as they can possibly go...I run across a site like this.

Bravo on your continued ignorance of what's going on in the world (not to mention the way the world actually works in general) and for proving me wrong in thinking that the typical Republican/BushCo. supporter has the IQ of a malnourished salamander; the fact is, you've all managed to put together the COLLECTIVE IQ of a day-old donut, which would be even more impressive than it is were it not for the fact that we have, collectively, a TWO-day old donut - the entire presidential cabinet, as well as the unpresident - who seized power through Daddy's friends despite losing the popular, as well as the electoral college, voting processes respectively.

Regardless, congrats; this is not an honour that can be given to an individual or a group of people, is is only an houur that can be earned - or, in the case of those you support, illegally seized through wholly unconstitutional means.

And on that note, I'll let you get back to your regularly scheduled Faux News program, currently running a serious, in-depth look into where the best Freedom Fries are served - in IRAQ, of course, generously given to our soliders on a daily basis. Now THAT'S news, fair and balanced.

Oh dear, it looks like we'v... (Below threshold)

Oh dear, it looks like we've got on someone's nerves. How sad.

I can't stop!<a hr... (Below threshold)
Free Speech:
I'm still waiting for stron... (Below threshold)
mr. lawson:

I'm still waiting for strongbad to support kerry...lolololol

Kevin, you're supposed to b... (Below threshold)

Kevin, you're supposed to be tending to the Missus Bang and Baby Bang, NOT scoring what could quite likely be the biggest hit of your blog's career!

Very, VERY well done. I am excruciatingly proud to be even remotely associated with you, this site, and this discovery.

J.

Nick! What flavor is the K... (Below threshold)
Mr. Snarky:

Nick! What flavor is the Kool Aid? Yum!

Oh come on Nick, if your fe... (Below threshold)
lb:

Oh come on Nick, if your fellow Dems were doing this to a Repub site, you'd be laughing your head off and taking part.

Here's mine:

https://contribute2.johnkerry.com/index.html?source_code=00018488

Bush cost me my job, my kids and my houses
Thank you for giving me the opportunity to speak my mind. I lost my job this past year. When Clinton was president I was secure and prosperous, but in the last year, we had to close our operations. We simply could not compete with foreign labor. This foreign labor worked for low pay under very bad conditions.

They worked very long shifts, and many even died on the job.

This competition could hardly be called "fair." I was forced out of the place where I had worked for 34 years.

Not a single government program was there to help me.

How can Bush call himself "compassionate?" Far worse, I lost two of my sons in Bush's evil war in Iraq. They gave their lives for their country, and for what? So that Bush's oil buddies can get rich. My pain of losing my sons is indescribable.

While it is trivial next to the loss of my sons, I regret to say that I also lost my home. I simply have nothing left. How can Bush call himself a Christian when he neglects people like me? I am a senior citizen with various medical problems. I'm not in a position where I can begin a new career. I was reduced to the point where I had to live in a hole in a ground, all because of President Bush.

And when the authorities found me there, did they have any compassion for my misfortune and ailments? No, I was arrested. Mr. Bush, I dare you to look me in the face and tell me you are a compassionate man! I dare you to look me in the face and tell me you are a Christian. If I had any money left, I would donate it to the Democrat Party.

If Al Gore had been elected in 2000 I would still have a job, a home, and most importantly, my dear sons!

Regards,
Saddam Hussein

The above text was provided by Saddam Hussein


I REALLY need a <a href="ht... (Below threshold)
gaw:

I REALLY need a Daisy on the crotch picture.

Now that's funny. Obviously... (Below threshold)
Veeshir:

Now that's funny. Obviously not very well thought out.

<a href="https://contribute... (Below threshold)
Model4:
Maybe Mr Kim just knows a w... (Below threshold)
Quisling:

Maybe Mr Kim just knows a winner when he sees one.

Coming to a theater near yo... (Below threshold)

Coming to a theater near you...

They Saved Hitler's Endorsement!

The palpable hatred my wife... (Below threshold)

The palpable hatred my wife and I encountered today walking through Union Square park amongst the moonbats who were out in force colored my Che Guevara Supports Kerry page:

https://contribute2.johnkerry.com/index.html?source_code=00018633

On a lighter note, Ignatius J. Reilly supports Kerry too.

https://contribute.johnkerry.com/index.html?source_code=00018532

<a href="https://contribute... (Below threshold)
heh.Couldn't resis... (Below threshold)
Wolfe:

heh.

Couldn't resist reaching out and touching this utter douchebag, if only just a little.

https://contribute.johnkerry.com/index.html?source_code=00018657

Seriously, how can anyone belive a word out of that weasel's mouth?

Bush 2004

Who can resist the fun?... (Below threshold)

Who can resist the fun?

here and here.

<a href="https://contribute... (Below threshold)
Sorry guys, Wonkette has of... (Below threshold)

Sorry guys, Wonkette has officially pronounced this effort unfunny.

Like Roman numerals were okay up through Super Bowl XXXVII, but at Super Bowl XXXVIII, at that point the schtick got old.

Found another winner with P... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:
Update 6 Kevin!I t... (Below threshold)

Update 6 Kevin!

I tried to click on the url's you and allah had linked. First the site was down. Then the site was up with a new error message.

However, if you go to the front of the site and hit on Kerry's Core you can get to the page you want if you know the name of the person.

Example: Entering Robert Byrd gets you to a page with the header Robert Byrd (D-KKK).

Just an FYI.

I've taken screencaps for p... (Below threshold)

I've taken screencaps for posterity!

There are now three Al Gore... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

There are now three Al Gore entries out there.

I've posted a link to a scr... (Below threshold)

I've posted a link to a screen cap of Der Fuhrer's endorsement.

Sorry it's come to this, I ... (Below threshold)
gaw:

Sorry it's come to this, I really was hoping JFK would allow me to continue to offer my support to his illustrious campaign. Nonetheless, I find that I must show my support by posting my screencaps. I don't have a blog site, so I would appreciate anyone wanting to share the bandwidth for distribution here to please post these on your own site. Without further ado, here they are...

Flower Power (Top half)

Flower Power (Middle text)

Flower Power (Bottom half)

and my lesser work,

Jock Strap

Hey, thanks. I had a great ... (Below threshold)

Hey, thanks. I had a great time yesterday. I saved the result. Now that was funny. Keep up the good work.

Hey; would it be a problem ... (Below threshold)

Hey; would it be a problem if you posted my screencaps? (just uploaded to ImageStation, public album)

haha ... <a href="ht... (Below threshold)
Shaun:

haha ...
https://contribute2.johnkerry.com/index.html?source_code=00018570

Markos Zuniga Supports John Kerry!
John Kerry? Screw him.

The above text was provided by Markos Zuniga

WOWWWW, you guys are SOO CO... (Below threshold)
Max:

WOWWWW, you guys are SOO COOOL, you even know how to use Photoshop. Or maybe just MSPaint. Either way, so so amazing. What a wonderful addition to the political process in America.

Bush is a CRIMINAL. Three a... (Below threshold)
Nicholas Foster:

Bush is a CRIMINAL. Three arrests, including conviction for Drinking & Driving. Bush is brain-damaged from use of tobacco, alcohol, and other drugs.

RE-DEFEAT BUSH in 2004 and make it stick this time!

Bush is a CRIMINAL. Three a... (Below threshold)
Nicholas Foster:

Bush is a CRIMINAL. Three arrests, including conviction for Drinking & Driving. Bush is brain-damaged from use of tobacco, alcohol, and other drugs.

RE-DEFEAT BUSH in 2004 and make it stick this time!




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