It's Friday, time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ and the inmates are still in charge of the asylum. I do have several good, quirky pictures waiting in the wings, but its been a few weeks since Wizbang has had a picture with direct political caption potential. If you are growing tired of the KerrySloganator here is another pastime to bide your time. ;)
Winners to be announced Sunday.
Outside The Beltway already has an excellent laugh from the past, Caption Contest underway.
Entries for the current Ipse Dixit Caption Contest are due by midnight tonight.
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"No, a human smile is more ... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Fritz | April 16, 2004 3:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"No, a human smile is more like this. Almost. Getting closer. I think you've got it!"
1. Posted by Fritz | April 16, 2004 3:55 PM |
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Posted on April 16, 2004 15:55
2. Posted by Laurence Simon | April 16, 2004 3:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Finally, an explanation for the wet spot and condom wrappers on the Senate floor that mysteriously appear over the weekend.
2. Posted by Laurence Simon | April 16, 2004 3:57 PM |
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Posted on April 16, 2004 15:57
3. Posted by Matt | April 16, 2004 4:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If you hand doesn't leave my shoulder in three seconds, your testicles will look like Bill's!
3. Posted by Matt | April 16, 2004 4:19 PM |
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Posted on April 16, 2004 16:19
4. Posted by Rob | April 16, 2004 4:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jesus John! What the hell did you eat?
4. Posted by Rob | April 16, 2004 4:41 PM |
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Posted on April 16, 2004 16:41
5. Posted by Todd | April 16, 2004 4:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hill, did I ever tell you how much I appreciate your taking care of Teresa while I’m away campaigning – I’ve never seen her so happy.
5. Posted by Todd | April 16, 2004 4:52 PM |
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Posted on April 16, 2004 16:52
6. Posted by mhking | April 16, 2004 5:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"What is thy bidding, my master..."
6. Posted by mhking | April 16, 2004 5:45 PM |
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Posted on April 16, 2004 17:45
7. Posted by Researcher | April 16, 2004 6:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"So do you have a trust fund?"
7. Posted by Researcher | April 16, 2004 6:31 PM |
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Posted on April 16, 2004 18:31
8. Posted by Boyd | April 16, 2004 7:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"So, have you noticed the size of my hands and my feet?"
8. Posted by Boyd | April 16, 2004 7:17 PM |
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Posted on April 16, 2004 19:17
9. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | April 16, 2004 7:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Been there, photoshopped that.
9. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | April 16, 2004 7:34 PM |
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Posted on April 16, 2004 19:34
10. Posted by marc | April 16, 2004 7:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
While Monica is away... the Shillery, will play!
10. Posted by marc | April 16, 2004 7:39 PM |
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Posted on April 16, 2004 19:39
11. Posted by Shoshana | April 16, 2004 8:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ohhhh, blow me again, John.
11. Posted by Shoshana | April 16, 2004 8:18 PM |
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Posted on April 16, 2004 20:18
12. Posted by nb | April 16, 2004 9:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Not on the lips, John -- NOT ON THE LIPS!
12. Posted by nb | April 16, 2004 9:43 PM |
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Posted on April 16, 2004 21:43
13. Posted by Kevin | April 16, 2004 9:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kiss me like Al kissed Tipper you man stud!
13. Posted by Kevin | April 16, 2004 9:47 PM |
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Posted on April 16, 2004 21:47
14. Posted by Rich | April 16, 2004 11:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You freakin' idiot...(works either way!)
14. Posted by Rich | April 16, 2004 11:15 PM |
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Posted on April 16, 2004 23:15
15. Posted by Derik | April 16, 2004 11:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Well, here's the Antichrist and her False Prophet. Lovely.
15. Posted by Derik | April 16, 2004 11:52 PM |
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Posted on April 16, 2004 23:52
16. Posted by Brian J. | April 17, 2004 12:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Oh, John," Hillary said, "we could have had such a damned good time together."
Ahead was a mounted policeman in khaki directing traffic. He raised his baton. The car slowed suddenly pressing Hillary against me.
"Yes," I said. "Isn't it pretty to think so?"
16. Posted by Brian J. | April 17, 2004 12:05 AM |
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Posted on April 17, 2004 00:05
17. Posted by Desert Cat | April 17, 2004 12:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(thought balloon, him)"Mmm, now how did Al do this again?"
(thought balloon, her) "no..NO! Not THAT you dork!"
17. Posted by Desert Cat | April 17, 2004 12:06 AM |
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Posted on April 17, 2004 00:06
18. Posted by Gerard van der Leun | April 17, 2004 1:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
At last, a man with a big enough jaws to bite my ankles.
18. Posted by Gerard van der Leun | April 17, 2004 1:32 AM |
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Posted on April 17, 2004 01:32
19. Posted by Gerard van der Leun | April 17, 2004 1:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
At last, a man with a jaw big enough to bite my ankles.
19. Posted by Gerard van der Leun | April 17, 2004 1:33 AM |
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Posted on April 17, 2004 01:33
20. Posted by Jay Tea | April 17, 2004 5:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Geez, Lair, couldn't you have held that one back until Sunday, so the rest of us would at least THINK we had a chance?
OK, OK...
"Just remember, John, take a dive in November to leave it open for me in '08," (squeeze) "and these won't end up like Michael Jackson's nose."
J.
20. Posted by Jay Tea | April 17, 2004 5:54 AM |
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Posted on April 17, 2004 05:54
21. Posted by Chris | April 17, 2004 9:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Baby, I know you're tired of dealing with Bill's crap over the last few years. How would you like me to show you how a REAL loser loves his women?"
21. Posted by Chris | April 17, 2004 9:02 AM |
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Posted on April 17, 2004 09:02
22. Posted by Timmer | April 17, 2004 11:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hill: That's it baby, you just keep doing what you've been doing...I'll take care of you in 2008.
John: Can you believe they actually think I'm serious?
22. Posted by Timmer | April 17, 2004 11:47 AM |
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Posted on April 17, 2004 11:47
23. Posted by idahjo | April 17, 2004 9:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Don't worry Sweetie, I use Condiments!"
23. Posted by idahjo | April 17, 2004 9:18 PM |
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Posted on April 17, 2004 21:18
24. Posted by Burnt Fuse | April 17, 2004 10:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh, honey, was it good for you, too?
24. Posted by Burnt Fuse | April 17, 2004 10:44 PM |
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Posted on April 17, 2004 22:44
25. Posted by Jay Tea | April 18, 2004 10:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm flattered, Hillary, but I can't dump Teresa for you. I've seen your tax returns.
(Aside: Does anyone else think this picture makes Hillary look a LOT like the actress Yeardley Smith, who played Marlene, Greg's secretary, on Dharma & Greg, and who does the voice for Lisa Simpson?)
J.
25. Posted by Jay Tea | April 18, 2004 10:27 AM |
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Posted on April 18, 2004 10:27
26. Posted by Jay Tea | April 18, 2004 6:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"John, I told you: no tongue in public."
J.
26. Posted by Jay Tea | April 18, 2004 6:38 PM |
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Posted on April 18, 2004 18:38