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Comments (29)
"Hey Phil?" said Jed... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Darby | April 23, 2004 1:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hey Phil?" said Jed
"Yeah Jed?" answered Phil
"Why we doing this again?" said Jed to Phil
"I don't remember." Said Phil to Jed.
"Oh, ok just checking." said Jed
1. Posted by Darby | April 23, 2004 1:08 PM |
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Posted on April 23, 2004 13:08
2. Posted by Darby | April 23, 2004 1:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Announcer 1: Today we will be announcing the grand champion of the highly popular, wet and cold nose competition.
Announcer 2: As you can see the four contenders have steped up to the offical wet and cold nose wall, our judges shall be along shortly.
Announcer 1: As you can see, the competition is going to be fierce, they're all standing there perfectly still, behavior IS a deciding factor in winning this prestegious award.
2. Posted by Darby | April 23, 2004 1:15 PM |
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Posted on April 23, 2004 13:15
3. Posted by Joe | April 23, 2004 1:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Future Sprint PCS commercial:
"I said bake a danish casserole, not make a doggy glory hole."
3. Posted by Joe | April 23, 2004 1:36 PM |
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Posted on April 23, 2004 13:36
4. Posted by Norbizness | April 23, 2004 1:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
For security reasons, prisoners at Doggie Guantanamo will be detained until the perp who took a dump on the White House lawn is given up.
4. Posted by Norbizness | April 23, 2004 1:54 PM |
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Posted on April 23, 2004 13:54
5. Posted by Mark | April 23, 2004 2:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Today we bring you rarely seen pictures from the secret Milk-bone testing labs.
5. Posted by Mark | April 23, 2004 2:06 PM |
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Posted on April 23, 2004 14:06
6. Posted by Francis W. Porretto | April 23, 2004 3:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Oh, you want a measuring contest? I'll give you a measuring contest!"
6. Posted by Francis W. Porretto | April 23, 2004 3:04 PM |
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Posted on April 23, 2004 15:04
7. Posted by Laurence Simon | April 23, 2004 3:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The American Kennel Society announces the standards for the newest recognized breed: The San Francisco Gloryhound.
7. Posted by Laurence Simon | April 23, 2004 3:43 PM |
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Posted on April 23, 2004 15:43
8. Posted by Jay Tea | April 23, 2004 5:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DAMMIT, other people beat me to my ideas before I could get to a computer!
Oh, what the hell...
"Tonight, on Fox News: the shocking truth about what goes on inside San Francisco doggie bathhouses!"
"Shown above: some of the approximately 200 Afghan hounds being held as illegal combatants in kennels at Camp Guantanamo."
J.
8. Posted by Jay Tea | April 23, 2004 5:39 PM |
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Posted on April 23, 2004 17:39
9. Posted by Dr. Schloktopus | April 23, 2004 5:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I was alright with the metal detectors and the physical searches, but when they installed the "Crotch Check" at the ticket counter, I descided to write my congressman.
9. Posted by Dr. Schloktopus | April 23, 2004 5:45 PM |
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Posted on April 23, 2004 17:45
10. Posted by Steve | April 23, 2004 5:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hot canines lined up at the Glory Hole Kennel.
10. Posted by Steve | April 23, 2004 5:56 PM |
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Posted on April 23, 2004 17:56
11. Posted by Conservanatrix | April 23, 2004 6:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm Rick James, Bitch! er... I mean bitches!
11. Posted by Conservanatrix | April 23, 2004 6:44 PM |
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Posted on April 23, 2004 18:44
12. Posted by Jay Tea | April 23, 2004 8:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Eenie, meenie, mynie, mose,
Catch a doggie by his nose..."
J.
12. Posted by Jay Tea | April 23, 2004 8:08 PM |
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Posted on April 23, 2004 20:08
13. Posted by Jay Tea | April 23, 2004 8:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After extensive animal testing, the Schnozz Snipper was rejected for human use. The only one spared from the scrap heap can currently be found at Michael Jackson's surgeon's office.
J.
13. Posted by Jay Tea | April 23, 2004 8:10 PM |
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Posted on April 23, 2004 20:10
14. Posted by Jay Tea | April 23, 2004 8:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Shown above: the Defense Department's Fixed Mounting version of Gary Larson's "Dobie-O-Matic," as shown in "The Far Side."
J.
14. Posted by Jay Tea | April 23, 2004 8:16 PM |
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Posted on April 23, 2004 20:16
15. Posted by Jay Tea | April 23, 2004 8:25 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Of course, NOW I find a link to the "Dobie-O-Matic" cartoon...
J.
15. Posted by Jay Tea | April 23, 2004 8:25 PM |
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Posted on April 23, 2004 20:25
16. Posted by marc | April 23, 2004 8:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rex: "These damm glory holes! Hey you, you with the studded collar. Yea, your the one, I wanna sniff that gorgeous French Poodle arse!"
Spot: "You always did have that foreign fetish."
16. Posted by marc | April 23, 2004 8:25 PM |
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Posted on April 23, 2004 20:25
17. Posted by Brian J. | April 23, 2004 9:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Captain, the doggie sneezers are in position and ready to fire!
17. Posted by Brian J. | April 23, 2004 9:45 PM |
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Posted on April 23, 2004 21:45
18. Posted by Laurence Simon | April 23, 2004 11:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Little known fact: After King Louis and Marie Antionette were beheaded, the French peasants benosed their prized bloodhounds.
18. Posted by Laurence Simon | April 23, 2004 11:42 PM |
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Posted on April 23, 2004 23:42
19. Posted by Timmer | April 24, 2004 12:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Today the 9/11 Commission held a secret session with four of former President Clinton's interns...
19. Posted by Timmer | April 24, 2004 12:46 AM |
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Posted on April 24, 2004 00:46
20. Posted by Hermoine | April 24, 2004 12:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Fun New Caption Contest
http://hstrial-ddiak.homestead.com/Feedback_Form.html
20. Posted by Hermoine | April 24, 2004 12:56 AM |
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Posted on April 24, 2004 00:56
21. Posted by Senator PhilABuster | April 24, 2004 3:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
'In a blind sniff test, 3 out of 4 dogs agree: Michael Moore smells like an ass."
21. Posted by Senator PhilABuster | April 24, 2004 3:12 AM |
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Posted on April 24, 2004 03:12
22. Posted by dorkafork | April 24, 2004 3:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You people have sick minds, calling it a doggie-gloryhole. It's just a simple piece of veterinary equipment. Jeez, they have to have something to hold them in place while they milk them."
22. Posted by dorkafork | April 24, 2004 3:19 AM |
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Posted on April 24, 2004 03:19
23. Posted by Jay Tea | April 24, 2004 4:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"OK, ma'am, they can't see you. Can you identify which dog shoved his nose into your crotch?"
J.
23. Posted by Jay Tea | April 24, 2004 4:03 AM |
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Posted on April 24, 2004 04:03
24. Posted by Jay Tea | April 24, 2004 4:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Many people say the final straw in Michael Eisner's reign at Disney was when he greenlighted remaking "Porky's" with dogs. Shown above: a clip from the infamous "girl's shower room" scene.
J.
24. Posted by Jay Tea | April 24, 2004 4:05 AM |
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Posted on April 24, 2004 04:05
25. Posted by PC Tutor | April 24, 2004 8:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tonight, we take a rare glimpse into the mysterious world of Synchronized Sniffing. These Olympic hopefuls with share the thrill of victory and the agony of the fleas. Put down the remote, Sparkey - you won't wanna miss this.
25. Posted by PC Tutor | April 24, 2004 8:14 AM |
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Posted on April 24, 2004 08:14
26. Posted by Laurence Simon | April 24, 2004 10:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
We're not sure what Leonardo DaVinci was thinking when he designed this, but after building a working model we believe it is some sort of time-saving farm equipment.
26. Posted by Laurence Simon | April 24, 2004 10:07 AM |
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Posted on April 24, 2004 10:07
27. Posted by Jay Tea | April 24, 2004 9:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
All your nose are belong to us!
J.
27. Posted by Jay Tea | April 24, 2004 9:03 PM |
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Posted on April 24, 2004 21:03
28. Posted by webgost | April 24, 2004 9:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Pentagon today revealed the first photos of UBL’s recently captured cave-capable biological weapons alarm system …
28. Posted by webgost | April 24, 2004 9:27 PM |
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Posted on April 24, 2004 21:27
29. Posted by Jay Tea | April 25, 2004 4:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
For the love of god, don't ANYONE pull Rodney's finger until we get our noses out of here!
(SOMEBODY had to do it...)
J.
29. Posted by Jay Tea | April 25, 2004 4:20 PM |
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Posted on April 25, 2004 16:20