Being a bikini engineer may not pay as well as other specialties, but the benefits are great!
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stupid me- I went electrica... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Paul | May 12, 2004 12:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
stupid me- I went electrical - Dummy Dummy Dummy
1. Posted by Paul | May 12, 2004 12:24 PM |
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Posted on May 12, 2004 12:24
2. Posted by CGHill | May 12, 2004 12:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What's holding up that blue top? Surface tension? Anti-gravity rays? City ordinances? Perspiring minds want to know!
2. Posted by CGHill | May 12, 2004 12:37 PM |
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Posted on May 12, 2004 12:37
3. Posted by Fritz | May 12, 2004 1:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A few years ago, I read an article that was specifically about ridiculous bikinis that had been designed over the years. One of them was very similar to this backless number. It was an early design from the late 1960s.
The bra has to be attached with adhesive. Imagine gluing something on like that and going to the beach. You'll never see this outside of a catalog and it isn't something that would make a great gift for your female partner, guys. She'll show it to her girlfriends for a laugh, but it won't ever get worn -- even in private.
This is NOT sexy! Removing it would be like taking off a Bandaid. "Ouch! Honey, that hurts...stop! The tape is stuck to my nipple! Now I've got a headache!"
3. Posted by Fritz | May 12, 2004 1:18 PM |
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Posted on May 12, 2004 13:18
4. Posted by McGehee | May 12, 2004 1:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If I were on that beach, she wouldn't need adhesive to hold it up. My luck would do the trick nicely. She'd be able to play volleyball, do jumping jacks or cartwheels -- it would never budge.
Until I looked away.
4. Posted by McGehee | May 12, 2004 1:22 PM |
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Posted on May 12, 2004 13:22
5. Posted by Fritz | May 12, 2004 1:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McGehee, it is the same kind of luck that ensures that I'll be standing in the beer line at a game when I hear the deafening roar of the crowd and the announcer say, "That's an all-time record, folks! You'll never see a play like that again in your lifetime!"
5. Posted by Fritz | May 12, 2004 1:41 PM |
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Posted on May 12, 2004 13:41
6. Posted by Clay | May 13, 2004 9:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If I would have stayed in school...........................
6. Posted by Clay | May 13, 2004 9:32 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2004 21:32
7. Posted by wheels | May 14, 2004 1:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I just wish we'd had benefits like that back when I was working for a company that made ultrasonic breast scanners.
7. Posted by wheels | May 14, 2004 1:46 AM |
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Posted on May 14, 2004 01:46