Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners (Wizbang)

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ featured a multitude of fine captions, though the proctological theme got a bit of a workout. The winning captions for this picture:

First Lady Laura Bush flexes her muscle after host Jay Leno asked if she works out during taping of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno Wednesday, May 19, 2004, in Burbank, Calif. (AP Photo/Kevork Djansezian)

1) (Aaron) - "I'm bicepsual."

2) (Jeff) - "Theresa Heinz. All the way up to here."

3) (IXLNXS) - "On The Ranch, we have this one horse, you can tell which one, he's hung like.........."

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Wizbang Blue: McCain Sold his Principles For the Rich Vote

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Wizbang Blue: McCain Pals Around with Racists and Anti-Semites

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Wizbang Pop!: Linkage

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9:22 AM | 3 comments

Wizbang Pop!: Crowd catches toddler falling from carnival ride

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Wizbang Pop!: Lloyd Webber not leaving cash to kids

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9:06 AM | 0 comments

Wizbang Blue: CNN Poll: Obama Leads McCain 53-45

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4:51 PM | 8 comments

Wizbang Blue: Dow Plummets, McCain Campaign Springs Into Action

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3:45 PM | 2 comments