Not to worry - it's highly unlikely there will be daily updates. Just spoofing Jeff Jarvis's The Daily Stern series. (Note to Jeff - learn how to use categories!).
Robert Cox at the National Debate is on top of the story:
The most recent breaks in the story are: (1) Jessica Cutler lied about her age, she is 26 not 23 or 24 as reported elsewhere; (2) she attended Syracuse University but failed to earn her degree; (3) her Dad was not aware she was fired until yesterday - wait until he sees the blog!The Commissar thinks it's an elaboratly evil media pimping plot by the dark lordess of the Denton media empire, noting that both Cox and Cutler worked at National Geographic.
Must search back issues of NG for tribal breasts - there's got to be a connection to the story.
Co-conspirator Gossipist Wonkette has a roundup of other people trying to pimp her ho...
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why has not someone hit the... (Below threshold)1. Posted by TC-LeatherPenguin | May 27, 2004 4:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
why has not someone hit the chick on the head and left her for dead?
Screw DC! I'm from NYC, and we don't give a shit about this brand of bitch.
1. Posted by TC-LeatherPenguin | May 27, 2004 4:26 PM |
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Posted on May 27, 2004 16:26
2. Posted by TC-LeatherPenguin | May 27, 2004 4:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...oohh we wanna be included in the Jarvis shit..."
Fuck YourSelf
2. Posted by TC-LeatherPenguin | May 27, 2004 4:28 PM |
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Posted on May 27, 2004 16:28
3. Posted by Christopher Cross | May 27, 2004 6:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm still sticking to my "this is BS" theory...
Ok, she's a fairly directionless chick with a shitty job in a town full of powerful people that are...ummm...susceptible to gossip and scandals...it wouldn't seem too far-fetched that she made all/most of this up and lo and behold, she's got book/movie/playboy deals.
I don't doubt she's a slut...but the lengths of her sluttiness I dispute...and hence call BS
3. Posted by Christopher Cross | May 27, 2004 6:57 PM |
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Posted on May 27, 2004 18:57
4. Posted by Mark | May 27, 2004 10:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Please, for the love of God, move on to better things. :-)
4. Posted by Mark | May 27, 2004 10:41 PM |
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Posted on May 27, 2004 22:41
5. Posted by TC-LeatherPenguin | May 28, 2004 2:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
not unless I can drive over her on my way there
5. Posted by TC-LeatherPenguin | May 28, 2004 2:59 AM |
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Posted on May 28, 2004 02:59
6. Posted by MapleFury | September 3, 2004 7:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Please, lay off the Bong! Her job as a Washington slurpee girl must have been devastating.
6. Posted by MapleFury | September 3, 2004 7:31 PM |
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Posted on September 3, 2004 19:31