Our Intrepid Reporter On The Women Against Bush Scene (Wizbang)

James Owens and a compatriot crashed the "Singles Against Bush" mixer last night to see what the liberal ladies were up to - and possibly to make a mixed politics hookup. A hungover James explains his feeble attempts at establishing a cool cover:

I wanted to dress so as to not draw attention to myself. So I decided on a nice little number that I like to call "I'm a color blind fashionless redneck" which consisted of cut-off camo shorts, a red muscle shirt and a pair of chucks. I was decked out and certain to not draw attention.

Turns out, everyone was in work attire, so I kind of stuck out like a sore thumb! Fuck! Who woulda thunk.

Downstairs - LOTS of hot chicks. Very impressive. Apparently, the Liberal Beaver Pinko Commie crowd is pretty hot. A did see a couple lasses going braless...excellent.

Within 10 minutes of us showing up, a girl comes up and says...."You guys are spies, aren't you." Damn....blown cover. "Uhm, no, why do you ask liberal commie tree-hugger?" Ooops. Meant to think that....not say it..

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Outed quicker than Clay Aiken on American Idol...

Update: The alcohol must be wearing of, as James has managed to recall another smooth conversation.

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Comments (5)

From reading his report, so... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by David Scott Anderson | June 4, 2004 2:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

David Scott Anderson:

From reading his report, sounds like he has excellent social skills, bet he gets laid a lot. LMAO!

Posted on June 4, 2004 14:45

Kevin - thanks for the post... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by ibejo | June 4, 2004 4:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

ibejo:

Kevin - thanks for the post! You have managed to bury me in traffic! Amazing! Thanks again....nice to think people actually read my schlep sometimes :)

Posted on June 4, 2004 16:00

Here's hoping James's wife ... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Boyd | June 4, 2004 6:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Boyd:

Here's hoping James's wife isn't reading Wizbang. She trusts James implicitly (why, I can't imagine), but were she to get some hard evidence of David's suggestion...well, I'll just say that Lorena Bobbit's got nuthin' on her! ;)

Posted on June 4, 2004 18:28

Yeah that could be a proble... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Kevin | June 5, 2004 1:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Kevin:

Yeah that could be a problem...

Posted on June 5, 2004 01:18

for the record,I wasn't try... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by ibejo | June 5, 2004 10:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

for the record,I wasn't trying to hook up (Boyd's right...bad things would certainly happen), but thought the idea of punking these folks was kinda funny. My accomplice and I have a long trackrecord of crashing events that we shouldn't be at!

Posted on June 5, 2004 10:57

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