Jenifer Lopez unfathomably marries the freshly divorced Marc Anthony this weekend. The ink wasn't even dry on Anthony's divorce (from a 1993 Miss Universe). How fresh was the divorce? Defamer notes that pictures of his wedding on the official Marc Anthony web site are NOT of JLo.
It all clicked for me this evening when I heard that Anthony, convieniently, will be performing on the Today Show tomorrow morning to promote the release of his new album this week. WTF? She whored herself out to pump up his sagging career? Feh...
Ben Affleck suddenly looks like a genius for hopping of the crazy train...
Update: JLo is on the case, the first wife has been erased.
Update 2: Richard Johnson, of the New York Post's Page Six, is reporting that the real reason for the quickie wedding is that JLo is pregnant.
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I believe Matt Labash's pre... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Christopher Cross | June 8, 2004 2:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I believe Matt Labash's prediction from 2002 is becoming more and more prescient each day:
True, we still cannot touch J. Lo. But with the speed at which she is marrying through the population (Affleck will be the 32-year-old's third husband), odds are that we will all get a shot.
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1. Posted by Christopher Cross | June 8, 2004 2:18 AM |
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2. Posted by McGehee | June 8, 2004 10:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I think by the time someone's past marriages get into triple digits the allure has kind of faded.
But that's just my opinion.
2. Posted by McGehee | June 8, 2004 10:24 AM |
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