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Comments (32)
The moment when Snoop Dogg ... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Thomas | June 11, 2004 3:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The moment when Snoop Dogg finally mastered how to do Jedi mind tricks. . .
1. Posted by Thomas | June 11, 2004 3:11 PM |
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Posted on June 11, 2004 15:11
2. Posted by Laurence Simon | June 11, 2004 3:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You look much better in orange than Dennis ever did."
2. Posted by Laurence Simon | June 11, 2004 3:26 PM |
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Posted on June 11, 2004 15:26
3. Posted by The Backer | June 11, 2004 3:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Carmen, does my breath smell still smell like Rick Salomon?
3. Posted by The Backer | June 11, 2004 3:28 PM |
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Posted on June 11, 2004 15:28
4. Posted by Rusty Shackleford | June 11, 2004 3:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"It's good to be the mic."
4. Posted by Rusty Shackleford | June 11, 2004 3:33 PM |
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Posted on June 11, 2004 15:33
5. Posted by IgwanaRob | June 11, 2004 4:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Snoop admires Paris as she gracefully demonstrates the proper way to use his new Carmen Bong.
5. Posted by IgwanaRob | June 11, 2004 4:36 PM |
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Posted on June 11, 2004 16:36
6. Posted by Kajuana | June 11, 2004 4:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Snoop: $1500 an hour, $2500 as a pair, 10% discount on Two-for Tuesdays. And yes we do take credit cards.
6. Posted by Kajuana | June 11, 2004 4:41 PM |
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Posted on June 11, 2004 16:41
7. Posted by charles | June 11, 2004 5:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
snoop teaming up with girls gone wild again for another video: paris and carmen gone wild
7. Posted by charles | June 11, 2004 5:31 PM |
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Posted on June 11, 2004 17:31
8. Posted by Mud Blood & Beer | June 11, 2004 5:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Mmmm, smells like Dogg semen ..."
8. Posted by Mud Blood & Beer | June 11, 2004 5:33 PM |
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Posted on June 11, 2004 17:33
9. Posted by daniel | June 11, 2004 6:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Here, hold my gum for me"
9. Posted by daniel | June 11, 2004 6:25 PM |
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Posted on June 11, 2004 18:25
10. Posted by Jay Tea | June 11, 2004 6:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hello, Centers For Disease Control? We have a Code Red situation here! Repeat, a CODE RED!"
J.
10. Posted by Jay Tea | June 11, 2004 6:44 PM |
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Posted on June 11, 2004 18:44
11. Posted by David Scott Anderson | June 11, 2004 7:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Can you see the popcorn kernel stuck in my tooth, its back in the back.
11. Posted by David Scott Anderson | June 11, 2004 7:22 PM |
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Posted on June 11, 2004 19:22
12. Posted by Bob | June 11, 2004 8:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Don't you just love the smell of Snoop's goop?
12. Posted by Bob | June 11, 2004 8:16 PM |
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Posted on June 11, 2004 20:16
13. Posted by Jim | June 11, 2004 8:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Why not? It worked so well for Madonna...
13. Posted by Jim | June 11, 2004 8:38 PM |
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Posted on June 11, 2004 20:38
14. Posted by SpaceMonkey | June 11, 2004 8:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
snoop: My lezzles!
14. Posted by SpaceMonkey | June 11, 2004 8:48 PM |
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Posted on June 11, 2004 20:48
15. Posted by Mark | June 11, 2004 11:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Snoop: Dayum, bitch! Jessica Cutler and Wonkette ain't got nothin' on y'all!
15. Posted by Mark | June 11, 2004 11:58 PM |
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Posted on June 11, 2004 23:58
16. Posted by Rochelle Siegel Smith | June 12, 2004 8:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stops ya squabblin' pretty mommas, ize gots plenty o' weinie-bone foz ya boths ya bitches!
16. Posted by Rochelle Siegel Smith | June 12, 2004 8:21 AM |
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Posted on June 12, 2004 08:21
17. Posted by Cracker Barrel Philosopher | June 12, 2004 9:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey Ho! This is my corner and he's my customer!
17. Posted by Cracker Barrel Philosopher | June 12, 2004 9:13 AM |
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Posted on June 12, 2004 09:13
18. Posted by McGehee | June 12, 2004 10:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
One second later the alien posing as Carmen was happily munching on the ditzy human's head, later telling reporters, "It was much tastier than most human heads I've eaten. The brain flavor was much less overpowering."
18. Posted by McGehee | June 12, 2004 10:45 AM |
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Posted on June 12, 2004 10:45
19. Posted by Jay Tea | June 12, 2004 12:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like two black holes whirling through space, Paris and Carmen found their heads drawn together, two great sucking vacuums pulled towards each other.
J.
19. Posted by Jay Tea | June 12, 2004 12:14 PM |
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Posted on June 12, 2004 12:14
20. Posted by Jay Tea | June 12, 2004 12:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Shown above: the opening ceremonies of Skankapalooza '04.
J.
20. Posted by Jay Tea | June 12, 2004 12:15 PM |
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Posted on June 12, 2004 12:15
21. Posted by Jay Tea | June 12, 2004 12:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This comment is dedicated to Ronald Reagan.
While catsup may not be a vegetable, these three definitely qualify.
J.
21. Posted by Jay Tea | June 12, 2004 12:16 PM |
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Posted on June 12, 2004 12:16
22. Posted by Jay Tea | June 12, 2004 12:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(Continuing the political theme)
"Paris, I knew Madonna. I've swapped spit with Madonna. Madonna was a boink-buddy of mine.
Paris, you're no Madonna."
J.
22. Posted by Jay Tea | June 12, 2004 12:18 PM |
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Posted on June 12, 2004 12:18
23. Posted by Rtfm | June 13, 2004 12:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Shizzzzat...High-grade vi-de-O ho's in da Huzzzouse!
Heh...Indeed.
~puff~
23. Posted by Rtfm | June 13, 2004 12:01 AM |
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Posted on June 13, 2004 00:01
24. Posted by Josh | June 13, 2004 2:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wait, I got one...
"Who gives a fuck"
24. Posted by Josh | June 13, 2004 2:34 AM |
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Posted on June 13, 2004 02:34
25. Posted by McGehee | June 13, 2004 9:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Pull my tongue."
25. Posted by McGehee | June 13, 2004 9:25 AM |
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Posted on June 13, 2004 09:25
26. Posted by Chrees | June 13, 2004 1:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Carmen, like, you can get paid for doing this on film and stuff?"
26. Posted by Chrees | June 13, 2004 1:18 PM |
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Posted on June 13, 2004 13:18
27. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 13, 2004 5:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...and when I said you smelled of cigars, i didn't mean your breath."
(just can't leave that one alone)
27. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 13, 2004 5:57 PM |
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Posted on June 13, 2004 17:57
28. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 13, 2004 6:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank
But lean a little bit closer
See that roses really smell like poo-woo-wooo
Yeah, roses really smell like poo-woo-wooo
(Roses - Outkast)
28. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 13, 2004 6:12 PM |
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Posted on June 13, 2004 18:12
29. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 13, 2004 6:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Q: Why are Paris and Electra like Levitra and Cialis.
A: If erection lasts more than four hours you need to seek medical attention.
29. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 13, 2004 6:14 PM |
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Posted on June 13, 2004 18:14
30. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 13, 2004 6:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"nnngggh, tastes like dog shit."
"Yeah, good thing we didn't step in it.
30. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 13, 2004 6:16 PM |
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Posted on June 13, 2004 18:16
31. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 13, 2004 6:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Snoop Dogg: Yo, time to quit the cat fight and spank the puppy.
31. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 13, 2004 6:37 PM |
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Posted on June 13, 2004 18:37
32. Posted by Rick | June 13, 2004 10:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No, I'm the bigger diva...Bitch!
32. Posted by Rick | June 13, 2004 10:35 PM |
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Posted on June 13, 2004 22:35