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Juris Imprudence

From The Smoking Gun:

While seated on the bench, an Oklahoma judge used a male enhancement pump, shaved and oiled his nether region, and pleasured himself, state officials charged yesterday in a petition to remove the jurist.

...[Judge] Donald D. Thompson, 57, was caught in the act by a clerk, trial witnesses, and his longtime court reporter. Visitors to Thompson's Creek County courtroom reported hearing a "swooshing" sound coming from the bench, a noise the court reporter said "sounded like a blood pressure cuff being pumped up."

Gross.

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Comments (3)

He shaved and oiled himself... (Below threshold)
Jim:

He shaved and oiled himself under the bench? Damn.

Any time there's a razor anywhere near Mr.Happy I demand at least two eyes be focused on him at all times.

I worked for a couple of la... (Below threshold)
Emma:

I worked for a couple of lawyers that appeared before Judge Thompson before. (Fortunately, I have not heretofore heard any stories about shenanigans from the bench like THIS, however.) If I recall correctly, the phrase used was: "He ain't quite right."

Mwheh.

"Ugh" is all I can say.... (Below threshold)

"Ugh" is all I can say.

Does this mean a great number of mistrial claims on the way? I suppose if the judge were masturbating during proceedings, one could argue that...




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