Revenge Of The Washingtonienne (Wizbang)

From The New York Times Arts section:

In May 26-year-old Jessica Cutler was fired by Senator Mike DeWine, an Ohio Republican, from her $25,000-a-year job sorting mail in his office after she was discovered using the Senate computer to write a blog that supposedly chronicled her sexual exploits with six unidentified Washington men, including one she described as a prominent appointee of the Bush administration. Now Ms. Cutler has taken what, for generations of young women who have become involved with the powerful, has been the next logical step. She has become a writer. Yesterday she sold a novel based on her exploits to HyperionDisney (Walt). Her agent, Michael Carlisle of Carlisle & Company, said the price was "a substantial six figures," and Hyperion would not be more specific. Not only did he sell her novel, he said, but she will also pose nude for the November issue of Playboy. Ms. Cutler's novel will be called "The Washingtonienne," after the name of her blog. Mr. Carlisle said that Ms. Cutler would not speak to the press until the book was published, perhaps a year from now.

Well that last line is good news...

Previous Coverage:
Washingtonienne - The Big Reveal (Continued)
Washingtonienne - The Big Reveal
Return Of The Washingtonienne
The Daily Washingtonienne
Hot Horny Republican Interns

Via: Wonkette

Update: So they are going to call the book "The Washingtonienne," which is so predicable. I was hoping for something a little more interesting like, "You'll Never Ass-Fuck In This Town Again." Any other ideas?

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Comments (12)

Media Whores Online... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Christopher Cross | July 1, 2004 2:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Christopher Cross:

Media Whores Online

Posted on July 1, 2004 02:11

I was sure that she would g... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Pat | July 1, 2004 6:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Pat:

I was sure that she would get coverage, uhm rather un-coverage I guess, from Playboy. But to write a book for banging a couple of guys for money or influence while whining about getting butt-f***ed without enough alcohol-intoxication before: how many pages can this book have? 50, 80 or in big letter writing maybe 100 pages? Beats me. I am not a big moralist, because I sinned too much myself, so other than calling her stupid I would not be too judgemental about her behaviour. But who would really care about what she did orlet do to herself, I wonders?

Still: will probably checkout the pics at Playboy..... once a sinner, always a sinner.

Posted on July 1, 2004 06:08

I'm sure they'll resort to ... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by McGehee | July 1, 2004 10:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

McGehee:

I'm sure they'll resort to the Jim Wright/Matt Drudge strategy of page-padding.

They'll beat Clinton's book by a couple of pages.

And hey -- you know, we all expected Clinton's book to have a centerfold, but maybe Cutler's actually will.

Posted on July 1, 2004 10:06

Disney loses Pixar, fumbles... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Laurence Simon | July 1, 2004 10:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Laurence Simon:

Disney loses Pixar, fumbles F-911, and is going to lose Miramax. But they pick up crap like this.

I put Wonkette and W-tienne in my router block list at home so that I wouldn't even accidentally go to their sites. I'd rather spend that time scrubbing the toilet bowl, because at least I can come away from that with a sense of cleanliness.

Posted on July 1, 2004 10:16

I can't wait to see Jessica... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by sugarmama | July 1, 2004 10:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

sugarmama:

I can't wait to see Jessica's photoshopped boobs in Playboy, since nothing turns me on more than a computer-generated picture of breasts!!!!!! ;)

Posted on July 1, 2004 10:45

Of course nothing lends cre... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by BoDiddly | July 1, 2004 11:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

BoDiddly:

Of course nothing lends credibility to such a story like a seven-page nude spread in Playboy . . .

Ficticious interview exerpts:

"I don't understand why people don't, like, take my story seriously and, you know, quit saying mean stuff like I'm some sort of, like, tramp, or something."

"Now what does 'unverifiable' mean again?"

"No, I never did it with a Democrat. I mean, they're all so, you know, moral, and all."

"I really feel kinda bad about what's going on in Iraq and all. It's kinda like this one time at band camp . . ."

Posted on July 1, 2004 11:48

You'll Never Go Broke Under... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Kevin Murphy | July 1, 2004 12:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Kevin Murphy:

You'll Never Go Broke Underestimating the Taste of the American Public;

A Smarter Elizabeth Ray;

Shameless Whoring for Dummies;

Attack of the Giant Skank;

Revenge of the Killer Bimbos;

Roundheel Isn't Just a Dog Breed;

The Happier Hooker;

Jessica Does Washington;

Some Like It Tepid;

Posted on July 1, 2004 12:19

Suggestion:"Disney... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by -S | July 1, 2004 12:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

-S:

Suggestion:

"Disney Digs Me"

Posted on July 1, 2004 12:22

Much Ado About Nothing;... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Kevin Murphy | July 1, 2004 12:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Much Ado About Nothing;

As You Like It For A Fee;

Love's Labours Big Print Edition;

The Merry Ho of Washington;

The Sex Merchant of Capitol Hill;

A Midsummer Night's Dream Come True for Me But Not Thee;

The Tempest In a Teapot Dome;

RS and Jessica;

Posted on July 1, 2004 12:35

Since Trump doesn't own "Yo... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Kevin Murphy | July 1, 2004 12:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Since Trump doesn't own "You're Fired":

The Art of the Anal Sex Deal;

The Way to The Top: Spread Them Like Peanut Butter;

How to Get Rich: No Money, No Sex;

How To Survive At The Top While Taking It Up the Ass;

Think Like A Billionare, Act Like A Cheap Tramp;

The Anal Sex America Deserves;

Posted on July 1, 2004 12:53

Fear of Flying Part Deux;</... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Kevin Murphy | July 1, 2004 1:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Fear of Flying Part Deux;

The Story of W;

Tropic of Washington;

Coffee, Tea, and Me;

Posted on July 1, 2004 13:09

I Know Congress Like the Ba... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by McGehee | July 1, 2004 4:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

I Know Congress Like the Back of My Foot

Posted on July 1, 2004 16:59

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