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Comments (53)
Yeah baby! I'm dead sexy!</... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Slant Point | July 2, 2004 2:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yeah baby! I'm dead sexy!
1. Posted by Slant Point | July 2, 2004 2:10 PM |
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Posted on July 2, 2004 14:10
2. Posted by Dodd | July 2, 2004 2:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Aw, shucks. I thought that said the "Box of Fried Chicken Office".
2. Posted by Dodd | July 2, 2004 2:14 PM |
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Posted on July 2, 2004 14:14
3. Posted by Rusty Shackleford | July 2, 2004 2:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Do I buy the tickets at your left thigh or your right ankle?"
3. Posted by Rusty Shackleford | July 2, 2004 2:16 PM |
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Posted on July 2, 2004 14:16
4. Posted by Rusty Shackleford | July 2, 2004 2:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Or....
"The line begins at Mr. Moores right thigh, wraps around his left leg, and ends somewhere near his ass....or is that his face?"
4. Posted by Rusty Shackleford | July 2, 2004 2:18 PM |
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Posted on July 2, 2004 14:18
5. Posted by Rusty Shackleford | July 2, 2004 2:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
PS-Kevin, this one really doesn't need a caption. I think the sign says it all.
5. Posted by Rusty Shackleford | July 2, 2004 2:19 PM |
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Posted on July 2, 2004 14:19
6. Posted by Christopher Cross | July 2, 2004 2:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Don't feed Phil!
6. Posted by Christopher Cross | July 2, 2004 2:24 PM |
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Posted on July 2, 2004 14:24
7. Posted by Laurence Simon | July 2, 2004 2:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(Scottish accent) "Get in mah theater!"
7. Posted by Laurence Simon | July 2, 2004 2:34 PM |
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Posted on July 2, 2004 14:34
8. Posted by Camille | July 2, 2004 2:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hey look! My head is bigger than that sign. Heh heh." (Beavis & Butthead accent)
8. Posted by Camille | July 2, 2004 2:36 PM |
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Posted on July 2, 2004 14:36
9. Posted by McGehee | July 2, 2004 3:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"According to witnesses, the filmmaker devoured more than 70 would-be moviegoers before theater management was able to move him away from the sign."
9. Posted by McGehee | July 2, 2004 3:00 PM |
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Posted on July 2, 2004 15:00
10. Posted by McGehee | July 2, 2004 3:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Re Camille:
"Heh-heh! Heh-heh! That sign says BOX! Heh-heh! Heh-heh!"
10. Posted by McGehee | July 2, 2004 3:01 PM |
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Posted on July 2, 2004 15:01
11. Posted by Rodney Dill | July 2, 2004 3:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Damn, they spelled orifice wrong and put a 'B' on the front of Ox!"
11. Posted by Rodney Dill | July 2, 2004 3:10 PM |
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Posted on July 2, 2004 15:10
12. Posted by Thomas Galvin | July 2, 2004 3:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Moment of Zen: When Michael Moore realized he's been surrounded by sycophants, had been wrong in his politics all along, figured out that democracy for Arabs is a good thing, and finally felt his first pangs of patriotism and pride for America. U-S-A! U-S-A!
12. Posted by Thomas Galvin | July 2, 2004 3:18 PM |
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Posted on July 2, 2004 15:18
13. Posted by Dori | July 2, 2004 3:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
They released another remake of The Blob????
13. Posted by Dori | July 2, 2004 3:20 PM |
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Posted on July 2, 2004 15:20
14. Posted by Rodney Dill | July 2, 2004 6:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Cassini-Huygens space probe not only snapped some cool pictures of Saturn's rings, but caught this unexpectedly candid photo of Uranus.
14. Posted by Rodney Dill | July 2, 2004 6:38 PM |
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Posted on July 2, 2004 18:38
15. Posted by eclipsegurl | July 2, 2004 7:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
From Ghost Busters...
Venkman: "Ray? What have you done Ray?"
Ray: "I couldn't help it. He was from my childhood... It's the Stay Puff Marshmellow Man!"
15. Posted by eclipsegurl | July 2, 2004 7:17 PM |
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Posted on July 2, 2004 19:17
16. Posted by keggin | July 2, 2004 7:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Max Orifice
16. Posted by keggin | July 2, 2004 7:24 PM |
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Posted on July 2, 2004 19:24
17. Posted by McGehee | July 2, 2004 7:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"What do you mean I'm all out of donuts? Awwww, man!"
17. Posted by McGehee | July 2, 2004 7:35 PM |
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Posted on July 2, 2004 19:35
18. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | July 2, 2004 7:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Having reached critical mass, small people and buildings take orbit around the newborn planet of Imananus.
18. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | July 2, 2004 7:42 PM |
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Posted on July 2, 2004 19:42
19. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | July 2, 2004 7:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Run! It's that planet munching thing from Star Trek!
19. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | July 2, 2004 7:45 PM |
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Posted on July 2, 2004 19:45
20. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | July 2, 2004 7:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Prescient sign shows this week's ticket receipts pattern. for Avoirdupois 911.
20. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | July 2, 2004 7:47 PM |
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Posted on July 2, 2004 19:47
21. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | July 2, 2004 8:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stupid Size It!
21. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | July 2, 2004 8:02 PM |
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Posted on July 2, 2004 20:02
22. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | July 2, 2004 8:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Winner of the "Man Most Likely To Spend Entire Worth Getting Just One Woman To Touch Him" contest.
22. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | July 2, 2004 8:04 PM |
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Posted on July 2, 2004 20:04
23. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | July 2, 2004 8:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Is this where you buy the box cutters?"
23. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | July 2, 2004 8:05 PM |
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Posted on July 2, 2004 20:05
24. Posted by Rodney Dill | July 2, 2004 8:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Guess-My-Weight (911)
24. Posted by Rodney Dill | July 2, 2004 8:19 PM |
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Posted on July 2, 2004 20:19
25. Posted by Timmer | July 2, 2004 9:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A moment after Mr Moore was told that the Rebublican National Convention would have TWO all you can eat buffets.
25. Posted by Timmer | July 2, 2004 9:07 PM |
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Posted on July 2, 2004 21:07
26. Posted by Rodney Dill | July 2, 2004 9:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Wow, Jimmy Kimmel swelled up a lot more than I thought."
26. Posted by Rodney Dill | July 2, 2004 9:30 PM |
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Posted on July 2, 2004 21:30
27. Posted by Stephen Macklin | July 2, 2004 9:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Will do anything for food
27. Posted by Stephen Macklin | July 2, 2004 9:33 PM |
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Posted on July 2, 2004 21:33
28. Posted by eclipsegurl | July 2, 2004 10:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Is this the line for the chipendale auditions?
28. Posted by eclipsegurl | July 2, 2004 10:36 PM |
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Posted on July 2, 2004 22:36
29. Posted by Norman | July 2, 2004 10:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brother, can you spare a nickel for a lying, hypocritical, fat bastard?
29. Posted by Norman | July 2, 2004 10:42 PM |
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Posted on July 2, 2004 22:42
30. Posted by DrSteve | July 3, 2004 8:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dude, where isn't my ass?
30. Posted by DrSteve | July 3, 2004 8:03 AM |
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Posted on July 3, 2004 08:03
31. Posted by Laurence Simon | July 3, 2004 8:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"That's no moon... it's the director!"
31. Posted by Laurence Simon | July 3, 2004 8:16 AM |
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Posted on July 3, 2004 08:16
32. Posted by Rodney Dill | July 3, 2004 9:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Damn, there goes my plans for a cameo appearance by Marlon Brando in my next mocumentary!"
32. Posted by Rodney Dill | July 3, 2004 9:37 AM |
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Posted on July 3, 2004 09:37
33. Posted by McGehee | July 3, 2004 10:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"[bleep] you, you goddamn sonsabitches! I am not fat, I'm just big-boned. Respect my authoriteh!"
33. Posted by McGehee | July 3, 2004 10:50 AM |
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Posted on July 3, 2004 10:50
34. Posted by Camille | July 3, 2004 11:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Dude, Where's My Neck?"
34. Posted by Camille | July 3, 2004 11:37 AM |
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Posted on July 3, 2004 11:37
35. Posted by Nordicgirl | July 3, 2004 1:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stupid White Guy eats up praise (and anything else in his path) for fictitious box office results and 9/11 fictition.
35. Posted by Nordicgirl | July 3, 2004 1:11 PM |
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Posted on July 3, 2004 13:11
36. Posted by Rodney Dill | July 3, 2004 1:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
AP BREAKING... In a surprise announcement the USDA has introduced more comprehensive testing for Mad Cow disease on a broader base of suspected carriers.
36. Posted by Rodney Dill | July 3, 2004 1:24 PM |
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Posted on July 3, 2004 13:24
37. Posted by Jim Gorski | July 3, 2004 5:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"
37. Posted by Jim Gorski | July 3, 2004 5:50 PM |
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Posted on July 3, 2004 17:50
38. Posted by Brian | July 3, 2004 6:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter Griffin waits in line at the box office.
38. Posted by Brian | July 3, 2004 6:03 PM |
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Posted on July 3, 2004 18:03
39. Posted by Chrees | July 4, 2004 12:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Yeah, they were right. You can never underestimate the public's intelligence."
39. Posted by Chrees | July 4, 2004 12:24 AM |
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Posted on July 4, 2004 00:24
40. Posted by Gustav | July 4, 2004 2:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'll be checking your ticket stubs at screen six to make sure you didn't pay for some other movie. Damn multiplex!
40. Posted by Gustav | July 4, 2004 2:40 AM |
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Posted on July 4, 2004 02:40
41. Posted by -S- | July 4, 2004 8:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'm not really smiling. This is my 'lying' face."
41. Posted by -S- | July 4, 2004 8:25 AM |
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Posted on July 4, 2004 08:25
42. Posted by -S- | July 4, 2004 8:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Aw, MAN, I thought it was 'Box Canyon!'! Does anybody want a good deal on two tickets to 'Box Office'?"
42. Posted by -S- | July 4, 2004 8:26 AM |
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Posted on July 4, 2004 08:26
43. Posted by -S- | July 4, 2004 8:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"This is the Midwest. They don't know ANYthing!"
43. Posted by -S- | July 4, 2004 8:27 AM |
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Posted on July 4, 2004 08:27
44. Posted by Jeff | July 4, 2004 12:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michael Moore announced his next project: "Supersized Me."
44. Posted by Jeff | July 4, 2004 12:09 PM |
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Posted on July 4, 2004 12:09
45. Posted by eclipsegurl | July 4, 2004 2:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Can you say dirty bomb?
45. Posted by eclipsegurl | July 4, 2004 2:34 PM |
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Posted on July 4, 2004 14:34
46. Posted by Jay Tea | July 4, 2004 6:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Let's go through the checklist...
Grotesquely, morbidly obese? Check!
Wildly popular entertainer among the political extremists? Check!
History of slamming the President? Check!
Established history of wildly inaccurate accusations and fondness for huge political conspiracies? Check!
Distinguishable from the original by facial hair? Check!
It's the mirror-universe Rush Limbaugh!
J.
46. Posted by Jay Tea | July 4, 2004 6:17 PM |
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Posted on July 4, 2004 18:17
47. Posted by Darby | July 4, 2004 7:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wait time in line: 1 hour
Ticket prices: $7.50
Concession prices: 15.75
Standing in line to see your own movie: Pathetic
47. Posted by Darby | July 4, 2004 7:12 PM |
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Posted on July 4, 2004 19:12
48. Posted by Darby | July 4, 2004 7:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Take 2
Wait time: 1 hour
Ticket price: $7.50
Concession price: $15.75
Convincing the public that oyu believe your own bullshit: Priceless
48. Posted by Darby | July 4, 2004 7:18 PM |
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Posted on July 4, 2004 19:18
49. Posted by Stryker | July 4, 2004 7:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Oh, ho, ho, ho"
Han Solo: "I know that laugh..."
49. Posted by Stryker | July 4, 2004 7:46 PM |
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Posted on July 4, 2004 19:46
50. Posted by Jay Tea | July 4, 2004 8:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
To expand on Stryker's caption...
"Oota-Goota, Dubya?"
J.
50. Posted by Jay Tea | July 4, 2004 8:20 PM |
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Posted on July 4, 2004 20:20
51. Posted by McGehee | July 4, 2004 8:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Wow. The last time I spent any time on the outside of a movie theater, I was wearing my Chewbacca costume for the premiere of The Empire Strikes Back."
51. Posted by McGehee | July 4, 2004 8:54 PM |
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Posted on July 4, 2004 20:54
52. Posted by Darby | July 4, 2004 9:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
My goodness, how the hell did I get in line at my own movie? I thought this was the line going into Kitchen Fresh Chicken.
52. Posted by Darby | July 4, 2004 9:05 PM |
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Posted on July 4, 2004 21:05
53. Posted by Darby | July 4, 2004 9:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thoughts of the people standing behind Mr. Moore:
I sure as hell hope Mr. Goodyear 'ere don't sit in front of me.
53. Posted by Darby | July 4, 2004 9:07 PM |
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Posted on July 4, 2004 21:07