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Things you really, really don’t want to hear – part VII

At about quarter past seven in the evening, from a roommate:

“Hey, J? If my brother’s girlfriend calls looking for him, tell her he’s gone to the local gay club.”

”Oh, and your boss called about five hours ago, while you were out. She wanted to know how you were feeling, since you’ve been out sick all week. I told her you were out grocery shopping.”

C’Mon, Google, find me the Cow Hampshire laws governing justifiable homicide… AFTER I get back from more quality time inspecting the facilities.

J.


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