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Oh, That Homoerotic Media!

Posted by Kevin

Published: July 28, 2004 - 12:33 AM
U.S. Senate Minority Leader Tom Daschle (D-SD) greets former Georgia Senator Max Cleland (R) during a veteran's event at Boston's Bunker Hill Monument, July 27, 2004. REUTERS/John Gress US ELECTION


The Democratic handlers told the press to "capture the strong feelings" between these two Senators. They got more than they bargained for...

Go ahead, Caption It! You've got until Kerry get's off the stage Thursday to come up with your best...

Update: Winners announced, comments are now closed.

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Comments (42)

Should we just open the cap... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Paul | July 28, 2004 12:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Paul:

Should we just open the caption contest now?

1. Posted by Paul | July 28, 2004 12:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 28, 2004 00:39

Sen Tom Daschle listened pa... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Christopher Cross | July 28, 2004 12:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Christopher Cross:

Sen Tom Daschle listened patiently to Sen. Cleland's arguments--but then realized he didn't have a leg to stand on. [/going to hell]

2. Posted by Christopher Cross | July 28, 2004 12:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 28, 2004 00:50

"Wanna know what that monum... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Tim | July 28, 2004 1:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tim:

"Wanna know what that monument reminds me of?" Senator Cleland playfully whispers to Senator Daschle.

3. Posted by Tim | July 28, 2004 1:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 28, 2004 01:00

"I've always had the hots f... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by John from Detroit | July 28, 2004 2:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John from Detroit:

"I've always had the hots for you too!"

4. Posted by John from Detroit | July 28, 2004 2:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 28, 2004 02:20

As Senator Daschle embraces... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Scott of Slant Point | July 28, 2004 2:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Scott of Slant Point:

As Senator Daschle embraces a young child, the boy is seen turning into a Hulk-like creature...

5. Posted by Scott of Slant Point | July 28, 2004 2:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 28, 2004 02:26

I'm not gonna enter this on... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Jay Tea | July 28, 2004 2:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jay Tea:

I'm not gonna enter this one, but I just wanted to say one thing: the first entry I see that refers to "sun-dappled lips" is gonna make me lose my lunch.

J.

6. Posted by Jay Tea | July 28, 2004 2:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 28, 2004 02:37

Do you like Gladiator Movie... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by MojoMark | July 28, 2004 3:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MojoMark:

Do you like Gladiator Movies?

7. Posted by MojoMark | July 28, 2004 3:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 28, 2004 03:05

Daschle: I don’t know what ... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Vegas Infidel (the worst kind) | July 28, 2004 3:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Vegas Infidel (the worst kind):

Daschle: I don’t know what it is… maybe it’s your abnormally large arms… but I just feel so, so…

Larry Flint: shhh… that’s why I brought you here.

8. Posted by Vegas Infidel (the worst kind) | July 28, 2004 3:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 28, 2004 03:24

I love it when you call me ... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by sherry | July 28, 2004 3:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sherry:

I love it when you call me big poppa

9. Posted by sherry | July 28, 2004 3:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 28, 2004 03:36

I know I said I wasn't goin... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Jay Tea | July 28, 2004 6:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jay Tea:

I know I said I wasn't going to enter, but I feel myself channeling the spirit of Laurence Simon here...

"Oh, how I love you, you great beautiful tether-ball of a man! Now give me that 'stump speech' and make me believe you love me, too!"

J.

10. Posted by Jay Tea | July 28, 2004 6:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 28, 2004 06:21

"You're right. There ARE ad... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Jim | July 28, 2004 7:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jim:

"You're right. There ARE advantages to being in a wheelchair!"

11. Posted by Jim | July 28, 2004 7:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 28, 2004 07:13

You had me at hello...... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by eclipsegurl | July 28, 2004 8:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
eclipsegurl:

You had me at hello...

12. Posted by eclipsegurl | July 28, 2004 8:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 28, 2004 08:08

Showing the difficulty of r... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by david | July 28, 2004 9:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
david:

Showing the difficulty of running a Senate campaign, Tom Dascle spends his weekend stumping for votes.

13. Posted by david | July 28, 2004 9:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 28, 2004 09:55

Is that the Washington Monu... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by dooley | July 28, 2004 9:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
dooley:

Is that the Washington Monument in the picture or is Cleland REALLY glad to see Daschle?

14. Posted by dooley | July 28, 2004 9:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 28, 2004 09:58

"No Tom, you misunderstood!... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by McGehee | July 28, 2004 10:26 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
McGehee:

"No Tom, you misunderstood! I said I was fragged! Fragged!"

15. Posted by McGehee | July 28, 2004 10:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 28, 2004 10:26

"I command the foul demons ... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Ben | July 28, 2004 11:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ben:

"I command the foul demons that have taken possesion of this body and twisted it into this unearthly creature, to begone and never return!"

16. Posted by Ben | July 28, 2004 11:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 28, 2004 11:06

"Whose your Daddy!"<p... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by CanuckKev | July 28, 2004 11:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
CanuckKev:

"Whose your Daddy!"

:)

17. Posted by CanuckKev | July 28, 2004 11:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 28, 2004 11:17

Leggo my ears, I know what ... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Timmer | July 28, 2004 11:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Timmer:

Leggo my ears, I know what I'm doing.

Wanna see how Teddy likes is?

18. Posted by Timmer | July 28, 2004 11:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 28, 2004 11:36

This reminds me of a scene ... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Chad Evans | July 28, 2004 11:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chad Evans:

This reminds me of a scene in the movie Fletch Lives. "Demon's out! Praise the lord," said Daschle to yet another Democratic sinner.

19. Posted by Chad Evans | July 28, 2004 11:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 28, 2004 11:41

You may now kiss the bride.... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by pvaughan | July 28, 2004 11:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
pvaughan:

You may now kiss the bride.

20. Posted by pvaughan | July 28, 2004 11:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 28, 2004 11:56

Lessee here:1. No... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by El Jefe | July 28, 2004 1:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
El Jefe:

Lessee here:

1. No teeth...check
2. Flat head to rest beer on...check

21. Posted by El Jefe | July 28, 2004 1:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 28, 2004 13:02

STOP! HUMMER TIME!... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by El Jefe | July 28, 2004 1:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
El Jefe:

STOP! HUMMER TIME!

22. Posted by El Jefe | July 28, 2004 1:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 28, 2004 13:03

In an effort to encourage w... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Alex | July 28, 2004 1:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Alex:

In an effort to encourage women to run for office, a group of activists decides to produce the movie Political Porno with the slogan: "Wouldn't it be better with a woman in that picture?"

23. Posted by Alex | July 28, 2004 1:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 28, 2004 13:19

"C'mon wheels, you know how... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Bill from INDC Journal | July 28, 2004 1:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill from INDC Journal:

"C'mon wheels, you know how daddy likes it ..."

24. Posted by Bill from INDC Journal | July 28, 2004 1:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 28, 2004 13:40

"C'mon Maxi, let's see if y... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Bill from INDC Journal | July 28, 2004 1:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill from INDC Journal:

"C'mon Maxi, let's see if you can handle this hot grenade ..."

25. Posted by Bill from INDC Journal | July 28, 2004 1:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 28, 2004 13:42

"Why not go fishing with Al... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Dodd | July 28, 2004 2:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodd:

"Why not go fishing with Al Neri now, Fredo...."

26. Posted by Dodd | July 28, 2004 2:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 28, 2004 14:21

"Tom, my home page is fat-n... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Paulie at The Commons | July 28, 2004 2:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Paulie at The Commons:

"Tom, my home page is fat-nekked-wheelie-guys dot com."

27. Posted by Paulie at The Commons | July 28, 2004 2:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 28, 2004 14:31

"Oh, yes Max! YESSS! Obelis... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Jmaster | July 28, 2004 3:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jmaster:

"Oh, yes Max! YESSS! Obelisks make ME horny too!!"

28. Posted by Jmaster | July 28, 2004 3:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 28, 2004 15:50

"No its OK, honest, we'll s... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by Rodney Dill | July 28, 2004 4:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"No its OK, honest, we'll share. After all Hillary said Bill wasn't going to need it anymore."

29. Posted by Rodney Dill | July 28, 2004 4:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 28, 2004 16:17

"Oh its just my humidor, ne... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Rodney Dill | July 28, 2004 6:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Oh its just my humidor, never mind its not that important."

30. Posted by Rodney Dill | July 28, 2004 6:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 28, 2004 18:05

Max: Yes, Daschle, it reall... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Darby | July 28, 2004 6:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Darby:

Max: Yes, Daschle, it really is that big.

Tom: God bless you.

31. Posted by Darby | July 28, 2004 6:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 28, 2004 18:17

"I know it was you, Cleland... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by dario | July 28, 2004 6:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
dario:

"I know it was you, Cleland. You broke my heart. You broke my heart."

32. Posted by dario | July 28, 2004 6:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 28, 2004 18:55

"Tom, pull my monument"... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Rodney Dill | July 28, 2004 7:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Tom, pull my monument"

(all the ongoing comments aside, it really has been a long time since I've pulled this ploy, so to speak)

33. Posted by Rodney Dill | July 28, 2004 7:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 28, 2004 19:04

"AND... SPIN"... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Rodney Dill | July 28, 2004 7:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"AND... SPIN"

34. Posted by Rodney Dill | July 28, 2004 7:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 28, 2004 19:05

(should've been a ? after t... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Rodney Dill | July 28, 2004 7:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

(should've been a ? after the spin on that last one)

(but here's another)

"Now just what can we tell Dick Cheney to put where the sun don't ever shine?"

35. Posted by Rodney Dill | July 28, 2004 7:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 28, 2004 19:07

TOM: "Tis better to have lo... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Rodney Dill | July 28, 2004 7:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

TOM: "Tis better to have loved a short man, than never to have loved a tall."

36. Posted by Rodney Dill | July 28, 2004 7:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 28, 2004 19:08

"That's right, folks. If yo... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by Jay Tea | July 28, 2004 7:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jay Tea:

"That's right, folks. If you re-elect George W. Bush, THIS is what dental care will look like for most Americans. And if that doesn't convince you, next we'll be showing what prostate care will be like."

J.

37. Posted by Jay Tea | July 28, 2004 7:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 28, 2004 19:16

Get on your knees bi'itch, ... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Chase | July 28, 2004 7:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chase:

Get on your knees bi'itch, before we lose the light

38. Posted by Chase | July 28, 2004 7:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 28, 2004 19:20

The hill are alive with...s... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Rick | July 28, 2004 10:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rick:

The hill are alive with...scenes of phallic symbols.

39. Posted by Rick | July 28, 2004 10:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 28, 2004 22:21

Tom, shaking Max’s neck ang... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by TheevilJmaster | July 29, 2004 10:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
TheevilJmaster:

Tom, shaking Max’s neck angrily: “ I stuck a quarter in its ear, pulled its arm, and watched its eyes roll around and come up with a set of bars!

BUT I CAN’T….GET….THIS…..DAMN…SLOT….. MACHINE...TO…SPIT…OUT…THE…DAMN….COINS!!”

40. Posted by TheevilJmaster | July 29, 2004 10:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 29, 2004 10:10

Not only are you a big, fat... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Rochelle Siegel Smith | July 30, 2004 10:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rochelle Siegel Smith:

Not only are you a big, fat slob Daschle but you're fugly too!

41. Posted by Rochelle Siegel Smith | July 30, 2004 10:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2004 10:44

Not only are you a big, fat... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by Rochelle Siegel Smith | July 30, 2004 10:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rochelle Siegel Smith:

Not only are you a big, fat slob Daschle but you're frickin' ugly too!

42. Posted by Rochelle Siegel Smith | July 30, 2004 10:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2004 10:46




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