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U.S. Senate Minority Leader Tom Daschle (D-SD) greets former Georgia Senator Max Cleland (R) during a veteran's event at Boston's Bunker Hill Monument, July 27, 2004. REUTERS/John Gress US ELECTION


The Democratic handlers told the press to "capture the strong feelings" between these two Senators. They got more than they bargained for...

Go ahead, Caption It! You've got until Kerry get's off the stage Thursday to come up with your best...

Update: Winners announced, comments are now closed.


Comments (42)

Should we just open the cap... (Below threshold)
Paul:

Should we just open the caption contest now?

Sen Tom Daschle listened pa... (Below threshold)

Sen Tom Daschle listened patiently to Sen. Cleland's arguments--but then realized he didn't have a leg to stand on. [/going to hell]

"Wanna know what that monum... (Below threshold)
Tim:

"Wanna know what that monument reminds me of?" Senator Cleland playfully whispers to Senator Daschle.

"I've always had the hots f... (Below threshold)
John from Detroit:

"I've always had the hots for you too!"

As Senator Daschle embraces... (Below threshold)

As Senator Daschle embraces a young child, the boy is seen turning into a Hulk-like creature...

I'm not gonna enter this on... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

I'm not gonna enter this one, but I just wanted to say one thing: the first entry I see that refers to "sun-dappled lips" is gonna make me lose my lunch.

J.

Do you like Gladiator Movie... (Below threshold)

Do you like Gladiator Movies?

Daschle: I don’t know what ... (Below threshold)
Vegas Infidel (the worst kind):

Daschle: I don’t know what it is… maybe it’s your abnormally large arms… but I just feel so, so…

Larry Flint: shhh… that’s why I brought you here.

I love it when you call me ... (Below threshold)

I love it when you call me big poppa

I know I said I wasn't goin... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

I know I said I wasn't going to enter, but I feel myself channeling the spirit of Laurence Simon here...

"Oh, how I love you, you great beautiful tether-ball of a man! Now give me that 'stump speech' and make me believe you love me, too!"

J.

"You're right. There ARE ad... (Below threshold)
Jim:

"You're right. There ARE advantages to being in a wheelchair!"

You had me at hello...... (Below threshold)
eclipsegurl:

You had me at hello...

Showing the difficulty of r... (Below threshold)
david:

Showing the difficulty of running a Senate campaign, Tom Dascle spends his weekend stumping for votes.

Is that the Washington Monu... (Below threshold)
dooley:

Is that the Washington Monument in the picture or is Cleland REALLY glad to see Daschle?

"No Tom, you misunderstood!... (Below threshold)

"No Tom, you misunderstood! I said I was fragged! Fragged!"

"I command the foul demons ... (Below threshold)
Ben:

"I command the foul demons that have taken possesion of this body and twisted it into this unearthly creature, to begone and never return!"

"Whose your Daddy!"<p... (Below threshold)

"Whose your Daddy!"

:)

Leggo my ears, I know what ... (Below threshold)

Leggo my ears, I know what I'm doing.

Wanna see how Teddy likes is?

This reminds me of a scene ... (Below threshold)

This reminds me of a scene in the movie Fletch Lives. "Demon's out! Praise the lord," said Daschle to yet another Democratic sinner.

You may now kiss the bride.... (Below threshold)
pvaughan:

You may now kiss the bride.

Lessee here:1. No... (Below threshold)
El Jefe:

Lessee here:

1. No teeth...check
2. Flat head to rest beer on...check

STOP! HUMMER TIME!... (Below threshold)
El Jefe:

STOP! HUMMER TIME!

In an effort to encourage w... (Below threshold)
Alex:

In an effort to encourage women to run for office, a group of activists decides to produce the movie Political Porno with the slogan: "Wouldn't it be better with a woman in that picture?"

"C'mon wheels, you know how... (Below threshold)

"C'mon wheels, you know how daddy likes it ..."

"C'mon Maxi, let's see if y... (Below threshold)

"C'mon Maxi, let's see if you can handle this hot grenade ..."

"Why not go fishing with Al... (Below threshold)
Dodd:

"Why not go fishing with Al Neri now, Fredo...."

"Tom, my home page is fat-n... (Below threshold)

"Tom, my home page is fat-nekked-wheelie-guys dot com."

"Oh, yes Max! YESSS! Obelis... (Below threshold)
Jmaster:

"Oh, yes Max! YESSS! Obelisks make ME horny too!!"

"No its OK, honest, we'll s... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

"No its OK, honest, we'll share. After all Hillary said Bill wasn't going to need it anymore."

"Oh its just my humidor, ne... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

"Oh its just my humidor, never mind its not that important."

Max: Yes, Daschle, it reall... (Below threshold)
Darby:

Max: Yes, Daschle, it really is that big.

Tom: God bless you.

"I know it was you, Cleland... (Below threshold)
dario:

"I know it was you, Cleland. You broke my heart. You broke my heart."

"Tom, pull my monument"... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

"Tom, pull my monument"

(all the ongoing comments aside, it really has been a long time since I've pulled this ploy, so to speak)

"AND... SPIN"... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

"AND... SPIN"

(should've been a ? after t... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

(should've been a ? after the spin on that last one)

(but here's another)

"Now just what can we tell Dick Cheney to put where the sun don't ever shine?"

TOM: "Tis better to have lo... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

TOM: "Tis better to have loved a short man, than never to have loved a tall."

"That's right, folks. If yo... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

"That's right, folks. If you re-elect George W. Bush, THIS is what dental care will look like for most Americans. And if that doesn't convince you, next we'll be showing what prostate care will be like."

J.

Get on your knees bi'itch, ... (Below threshold)
Chase:

Get on your knees bi'itch, before we lose the light

The hill are alive with...s... (Below threshold)
Rick:

The hill are alive with...scenes of phallic symbols.

Tom, shaking Max’s neck ang... (Below threshold)
TheevilJmaster:

Tom, shaking Max’s neck angrily: “ I stuck a quarter in its ear, pulled its arm, and watched its eyes roll around and come up with a set of bars!

BUT I CAN’T….GET….THIS…..DAMN…SLOT….. MACHINE...TO…SPIT…OUT…THE…DAMN….COINS!!”

Not only are you a big, fat... (Below threshold)
Rochelle Siegel Smith:

Not only are you a big, fat slob Daschle but you're fugly too!

Not only are you a big, fat... (Below threshold)
Rochelle Siegel Smith:

Not only are you a big, fat slob Daschle but you're frickin' ugly too!




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