The keys to Michael Jackson's kingdom have just been ripped from his mother's hands. Over the objections of Katherine Jackson, a Los Angeles probate judge today ruled that Michael...
1:54 PM | 
0 comments
The fact that Barack Obama was elected President is a pretty clear indicator that Politics is not scientific. That is, with all due respect to the President, his resume was...
1:31 PM | 3 comments
8:05 AM | 1 comments
Karl Malden, the bulbous-nosed character actor who won a Best Supporting Oscar for his role as Mitch, the guiless suitor of Blanche DuBois in the 1951 classic A Street...
8:02 AM | 5 comments
Visitors to the Sears Tower's new glass balconies all seem to agree: The first step is the hardest. The balconies are suspended 1,353 feet in the air and jut...
7:50 AM | 0 comments
Angelina Jolie's was named highest-paid actress on Forbes' annual Celebrity 100 list. Coming in second behind Angie is Jennifer Aniston. Which would have the rag mags in a tizzy...
7:42 AM | 2 comments
It's still unclear what David Carradine was doing when he died, but a doctor knows what technically killed him. Having already ruled out suicide by hanging, the private pathologist...
7:37 AM | 2 comments
Dimension Films has acquired the remake rights to "An American Werewolf in London", John Landis' 1981 horror-comedy. Landis spoke to bloodydisgusting.com and said "Yes, Dimension is now in negotiation...
7:30 AM | 1 comments
article here!! Jackson was not the biological father of any of his three children, it was claimed yesterday - a revelation that may herald new complications in his family's...
10:06 PM | 4 comments
SELLER: Alan Jackson LOCATION: Moran Road, Franklin, TN PRICE: $38,000,000 SIZE: 19,000 square feet (approx.), 6 bedrooms, 7 full and 2 half bathrooms DESCRIPTION: Magnificent offering w/o compare. Bordered by...
7:57 AM | 1 comments
Comments (18)
That second caption might e... (Below threshold)1. Posted by McGehee | August 4, 2004 4:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That second caption might explain her husky voice.
Or how about, "In another doomed attempt to connect with just plain folks, Kerry tries to adopt an 'aw shucks' manner."
This could go on for days.
1. Posted by McGehee | August 4, 2004 4:40 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 4, 2004 16:40
2. Posted by McGehee | August 4, 2004 4:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"In Vietnam I was only a lieutenant, but I've been promoted to kernel."
2. Posted by McGehee | August 4, 2004 4:41 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 4, 2004 16:41
3. Posted by TC-LeatherPenguin | August 4, 2004 5:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
CORN-holio
lives!
3. Posted by TC-LeatherPenguin | August 4, 2004 5:07 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 4, 2004 17:07
4. Posted by Matt | August 4, 2004 5:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
My people call it, "le maïs".
4. Posted by Matt | August 4, 2004 5:34 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 4, 2004 17:34
5. Posted by Francis W. Porretto | August 4, 2004 5:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Kerry cracked corn? Well, I don't care!"
5. Posted by Francis W. Porretto | August 4, 2004 5:37 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 4, 2004 17:37
6. Posted by hobgoblin | August 4, 2004 5:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
RE: #2
Explains, her face and provides a lovely mental image that demands immediate bathing of my brain in bleach.
"Cheeky, sexy. What-ever."
6. Posted by hobgoblin | August 4, 2004 5:47 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 4, 2004 17:47
7. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | August 4, 2004 5:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
My name is John F. Cornholio and I approve this photoshop.
7. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | August 4, 2004 5:50 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 4, 2004 17:50
8. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 4, 2004 6:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hey everybody, I've invented internet cr0n."
8. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 4, 2004 6:14 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 4, 2004 18:14
9. Posted by tony | August 4, 2004 8:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Which of you goddam dirty farmers left this on my bu... I mean, our bus has plenty of corn, like the vast fields of my youth, the swaying stalks where me and my young schoolmates used to play. THAT is the fabric of America! Yeah, that is it! Fabric!"
-or-
"Who wants corn? It really doesn't go with the escargot we've got in here."
9. Posted by tony | August 4, 2004 8:28 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 4, 2004 20:28
10. Posted by McGehee | August 4, 2004 8:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Everyone who promises to vote for me will receive one of these. Come on, surely you can't get something like this every day here in Ohio!"
10. Posted by McGehee | August 4, 2004 8:40 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 4, 2004 20:40
11. Posted by McGehee | August 4, 2004 9:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"No, no, John! I shuck, you jive!"
11. Posted by McGehee | August 4, 2004 9:02 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 4, 2004 21:02
12. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 4, 2004 9:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Go figure, all I know is every time Teresa would say Bush Hell the Iowegians would throw more corn at us."
12. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 4, 2004 9:14 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 4, 2004 21:14
13. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 4, 2004 9:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"... and we just love your Dairy Air. GO BADGERS! (psst, see I told ya I'd remember not to say Buckeyes.)
13. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 4, 2004 9:25 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 4, 2004 21:25
14. Posted by McGehee | August 4, 2004 10:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Oh, it's not Ohio? What, are we in Michigan again? No? Come on give me a hint, you S.O.B. Four letters? UTAH?" <leans out window again> "I want you all to know I'm all in favor of letting you marry as many of your cousins as you want. As long as they're not the same sex as you of course."
14. Posted by McGehee | August 4, 2004 10:29 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 4, 2004 22:29
15. Posted by spacemonkey | August 5, 2004 12:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This is what Teresa was talking about, Shove these!
15. Posted by spacemonkey | August 5, 2004 12:27 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 5, 2004 00:27
16. Posted by -S- | August 5, 2004 1:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
THK to the Masses *beneath* her *special view*:
"Oh, loook, JOHN has CHILI for you!"
16. Posted by -S- | August 5, 2004 1:47 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 5, 2004 01:47
17. Posted by Beck | August 5, 2004 1:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
My god, I can't believe that cornhole website is actually serious. I kept looking for the parody giveaway, but it ain't there. They even have "Play Cornhole" merchandice. Evidently it's some sort of variant on the game of horse shoes.
At least they seem to recognize that there is an alternate meaning to the word "cornhole."
17. Posted by Beck | August 5, 2004 1:53 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 5, 2004 01:53
18. Posted by eclipsegurl | August 5, 2004 12:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bend my ear...
18. Posted by eclipsegurl | August 5, 2004 12:06 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 5, 2004 12:06