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Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: August 27, 2004 - 2:05 PM

It's Friday, that means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Winners will be announced Sunday.

Low blow : Egypt's Tamer Hussein employs an unorthodox maneuver against Austria's Tuncay Caliksan during their taekwon-do mens -67kg featherweight match during the Olympic Games in Athens. (AFP/Marco Longari)


Update: Winners announced. Comments are now closed.

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"The thrill of victory, and... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Jay Tea | August 27, 2004 2:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jay Tea:

"The thrill of victory, and the agony of de-feet."

J.

1. Posted by Jay Tea | August 27, 2004 2:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 27, 2004 14:22

"Geez, I hope this works be... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Jay Tea | August 27, 2004 2:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jay Tea:

"Geez, I hope this works better on this guy than it did on the French guy. He just smiled like I'd patted him on the shoulder."

J.

2. Posted by Jay Tea | August 27, 2004 2:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 27, 2004 14:23

"Stem cell research cred... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Jim Price | August 27, 2004 2:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jim Price:

"Stem cell research credited with growing replacement foot out of man's rectum"

3. Posted by Jim Price | August 27, 2004 2:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 27, 2004 14:28

The unfortunate side effect... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by McGehee | August 27, 2004 2:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McGehee:

The unfortunate side effect of "putting a boot in your ass" is that the boot stays and you're left barefoot.

4. Posted by McGehee | August 27, 2004 2:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 27, 2004 14:30

Tail Bone injuries are a th... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Rick 13 | August 27, 2004 2:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rick 13:

Tail Bone injuries are a thing of the past with Ronco's new "Tail Bone Buddy"!!! Just five easy payments of $49.95, plue S&H! Tail Bone Budddy is not sanctioned by the IOC. Offer not valid in CA, NY, FL.

5. Posted by Rick 13 | August 27, 2004 2:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 27, 2004 14:37

The painful consequences of... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Christopher Cross | August 27, 2004 2:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Christopher Cross:

The painful consequences of asking one's opponent to "Bring! It! On!"

6. Posted by Christopher Cross | August 27, 2004 2:38 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 27, 2004 14:38

Are you sure I can get a Pu... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Eric Akawie | August 27, 2004 2:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric Akawie:

Are you sure I can get a Purple Heart for this?

7. Posted by Eric Akawie | August 27, 2004 2:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 27, 2004 14:46

"GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 27, 2004 2:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!"

8. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 27, 2004 2:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 27, 2004 14:46

The trick with putting ones... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 27, 2004 2:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

The trick with putting ones foot in ones mouth is remember precisely where it was previously.

9. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 27, 2004 2:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 27, 2004 14:51

DRUDGE BREAKING: The bright... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 27, 2004 2:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

DRUDGE BREAKING: The bright side, however, was that Austria did take the Gold in the 'Tiny Tim' Impressionist Event.

10. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 27, 2004 2:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 27, 2004 14:55

It is not known what the Au... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 27, 2004 3:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

It is not known what the Austrian Olympic Team called the maneuver, but thereafter, in the United States, it was remembered as the day that Edgar performed a perfect "Washingtonienne."

11. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 27, 2004 3:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 27, 2004 15:01

It was at this moment that ... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by tony | August 27, 2004 3:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
tony:

It was at this moment that Gunther realized that the homemade cup was a really bad idea.

12. Posted by tony | August 27, 2004 3:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 27, 2004 15:02

Ouch, my feelings... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Luke | August 27, 2004 3:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Luke:

Ouch, my feelings

13. Posted by Luke | August 27, 2004 3:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 27, 2004 15:11

Austria did take the Silver... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 27, 2004 3:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Austria did take the Silver Medal, but, Italy, of course, did take the Gold.

14. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 27, 2004 3:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 27, 2004 15:14

"Don't you know zat Austria... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Phil Smith | August 27, 2004 3:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Phil Smith:

"Don't you know zat Austria iss nott in Coalition? AUSTRALIA, not AUSTRIA!! Aber gut, iss okay ziss time, but do it again and ve vill haff to convene UN!!!"

15. Posted by Phil Smith | August 27, 2004 3:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 27, 2004 15:15

During the Medal Presentati... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 27, 2004 3:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

During the Medal Presentation immediately following the match, little Johnny just could not refrain from saying. "Just where in the hell is AustOria?"

16. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 27, 2004 3:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 27, 2004 15:18

G,day Maooouuffff!!... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Jumbo | August 27, 2004 3:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jumbo:

G,day Maooouuffff!!

17. Posted by Jumbo | August 27, 2004 3:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 27, 2004 15:25

CNN BREAKING - The John Ker... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 27, 2004 3:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

CNN BREAKING - The John Kerry campaign today claimed that John Kerry, who served in Viet Nam (or Cambodia), qualified for another Purple Heart, just while watching the Olympic Karate Finals. In a strange turn of events a Swiftvets spokesperson agreed that in this situation John did qualify for the Purple Heart just for watching.

18. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 27, 2004 3:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 27, 2004 15:27

"he told me he'd put his fo... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by pylorns | August 27, 2004 3:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
pylorns:

"he told me he'd put his foot where my mouth was"

19. Posted by pylorns | August 27, 2004 3:34 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 27, 2004 15:34

"Hey Jay, Pull my Fi...J... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 27, 2004 3:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Hey Jay, Pull my Fi...JFOV*$SX#AC."
Unfortunately for Rodney, Jay Tea had heard that gag just one time too many.

20. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 27, 2004 3:44 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 27, 2004 15:44

During the 2004 Olympics ho... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by spacemonkey | August 27, 2004 3:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
spacemonkey:

During the 2004 Olympics however, Austrian-style football remains an exhibition sport.

21. Posted by spacemonkey | August 27, 2004 3:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 27, 2004 15:46

Hi! Welcome to OOOOOOOOOOOW... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Matt | August 27, 2004 4:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Matt:

Hi! Welcome to OOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW - ria!

22. Posted by Matt | August 27, 2004 4:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 27, 2004 16:03

Hi! Welcome to OOOOOOOOOOOW... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Matt | August 27, 2004 4:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Matt:

Hi! Welcome to OOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW - ria!

23. Posted by Matt | August 27, 2004 4:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 27, 2004 16:03

"Eight inches? Hell, that's... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Jmaster | August 27, 2004 4:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jmaster:

"Eight inches? Hell, that's a foot!"

24. Posted by Jmaster | August 27, 2004 4:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 27, 2004 16:08

"Eight inches? Hell, that's... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Jmaster | August 27, 2004 4:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jmaster:

"Eight inches? Hell, that's a foot!"

25. Posted by Jmaster | August 27, 2004 4:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 27, 2004 16:09

That's what happens when th... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by McGehee | August 27, 2004 4:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McGehee:

That's what happens when the guy whose butt you're kissing, stops too fast.

26. Posted by McGehee | August 27, 2004 4:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 27, 2004 16:09

What the Swift Boat ads hav... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Robespierre the Incorruptible | August 27, 2004 4:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Robespierre the Incorruptible:

What the Swift Boat ads have felt like for the Kerry Campaign.

27. Posted by Robespierre the Incorruptible | August 27, 2004 4:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 27, 2004 16:31

I can't do any better than ... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by mhking | August 27, 2004 5:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
mhking:

I can't do any better than Rodney's...

Andres Cantor would be proud...

28. Posted by mhking | August 27, 2004 5:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 27, 2004 17:02

"One of President-elect Ker... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by McQ | August 27, 2004 5:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McQ:

"One of President-elect Kerry's first acts was to thank the members of the "Coalition of the Willing" for standing by the US in Iraq".

29. Posted by McQ | August 27, 2004 5:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 27, 2004 17:16

(CLANK) -- "And ... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 27, 2004 5:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

(CLANK) -- "And Goldmember wins again!"

30. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 27, 2004 5:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 27, 2004 17:32

George Bush uses his diplom... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by MojoMark | August 27, 2004 6:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MojoMark:

George Bush uses his diplomatic skills to bring Austria into the "Coalition of the Willing"

31. Posted by MojoMark | August 27, 2004 6:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 27, 2004 18:17

Austria settles for the sil... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Trevor | August 27, 2004 6:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Trevor:

Austria settles for the silver in free-style Rochambeau.

32. Posted by Trevor | August 27, 2004 6:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 27, 2004 18:31

Gold Medal Winner in the de... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Stephen Macklin | August 27, 2004 6:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

Gold Medal Winner in the demonstration sport "Dealing With Euro Weenies (Rumsfeld Method)"

33. Posted by Stephen Macklin | August 27, 2004 6:58 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 27, 2004 18:58

"Nope......no guns here!"</... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by the_redfalcon | August 27, 2004 7:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
the_redfalcon:

"Nope......no guns here!"

34. Posted by the_redfalcon | August 27, 2004 7:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 27, 2004 19:03

Egypt unleashes its "Weapon... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Jay Tea | August 27, 2004 7:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jay Tea:

Egypt unleashes its "Weapons of 'Nads Destruction" on an unsuspecting Austria.

J.

35. Posted by Jay Tea | August 27, 2004 7:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 27, 2004 19:32

It could also be a weapon o... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 27, 2004 7:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

It could also be a weapon of ass destruction, Jay. But, I've already used that one about 6-7 times, so never mind

36. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 27, 2004 7:35 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 27, 2004 19:35

This bring to me a whole ne... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by Darby | August 27, 2004 7:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Darby:

This bring to me a whole new meaning of being one step ahead of the competition.

37. Posted by Darby | August 27, 2004 7:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 27, 2004 19:46

Rodney, I didn't post that ... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Jay Tea | August 27, 2004 7:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jay Tea:

Rodney, I didn't post that until AFTER you mentioned me in a "pull my finger" one, so don't even THINK of criticizing my "Weapons" one. It's either reviving a classic or pounding a cliche' into the ground; you can't have it both ways.

Besides, the guy's ass really isn't involved in the impact; his groin is.

J.

38. Posted by Jay Tea | August 27, 2004 7:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 27, 2004 19:50

France's athletes mirror th... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Sean | August 27, 2004 8:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sean:

France's athletes mirror their governments diplomatic style.

39. Posted by Sean | August 27, 2004 8:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 27, 2004 20:39

"Silly Austrian! You wear p... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Jay Tea | August 27, 2004 9:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jay Tea:

"Silly Austrian! You wear pads to protect your kidneys, but they fail to protect them from an attack from below!"

J.

40. Posted by Jay Tea | August 27, 2004 9:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 27, 2004 21:21

After his crushing defea... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Jay Tea | August 27, 2004 9:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jay Tea:

After his crushing defeat at the Athens Olympics, Tuncay Taliksan returned to his native Austria and had a long, productive career with the Vienna Boy's Choir.

J.

41. Posted by Jay Tea | August 27, 2004 9:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 27, 2004 21:24

"Hey, Egypt! Did you hear t... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by Jay Tea | August 27, 2004 9:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jay Tea:

"Hey, Egypt! Did you hear that Israel just won a gold medal? Ain't that a kick in the..."

J.

42. Posted by Jay Tea | August 27, 2004 9:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 27, 2004 21:29

Shown above: Austrian athle... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by Jay Tea | August 27, 2004 9:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jay Tea:

Shown above: Austrian athlete Tuncay Taliksan just before he was disqualified for performing the banned "distract your opponent by humping his leg" maneuver.

J.

43. Posted by Jay Tea | August 27, 2004 9:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 27, 2004 21:31

"Ah. Austria. I see you a... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by Gilly | August 27, 2004 9:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gilly:

"Ah. Austria. I see you are a master of the 'your ass to my foot' technique!"

44. Posted by Gilly | August 27, 2004 9:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 27, 2004 21:39

A little too the right, ooo... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by charles austin | August 27, 2004 9:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
charles austin:

A little too the right, oooo, that's perfect.

Crikey!

Oooo, some worries mate.

I come from a land down under,
Where a kick in the nuts makes men chunder.
Can't you feel, can't feel the thunder!
You better run, You better take cover.

45. Posted by charles austin | August 27, 2004 9:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 27, 2004 21:49

Oh, about that crossing you... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by charles austin | August 27, 2004 9:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
charles austin:

Oh, about that crossing your "t" and watering your eyes thing...

Lamisil is probably more effective treating athlete's foot.

46. Posted by charles austin | August 27, 2004 9:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 27, 2004 21:52

A blue vester kicking a red... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by charles austin | August 27, 2004 9:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
charles austin:

A blue vester kicking a red vester in the nuts. Typical.

47. Posted by charles austin | August 27, 2004 9:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 27, 2004 21:54

No criticism Jay, Just revi... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 27, 2004 10:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

No criticism Jay, Just reviving a couple of cliches AND pounding them into the ground. WMD was my leitmotif for a while just as 'pull my finger' was yours.

48. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 27, 2004 10:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 27, 2004 22:20

Psychology 101Public... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 27, 2004 10:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Psychology 101
Public expression versus Private expression:

A case study

During the 2004 Olympics however, Austrian-style football remains an exhibition sport.

Public expression: "Nice caption spacemonkey."

Private expression: "Damn, I hate spacemonkeys"

49. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 27, 2004 10:34 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 27, 2004 22:34

I never knew that Rochambea... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by charles austin | August 27, 2004 10:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
charles austin:

I never knew that Rochambeau was an Olympic sport.

Very nice kick, asshopper. You have crushed my pebbles and so you must leave now.

"I turn you into a girly-man."

The Von Trapp family jewels have mysteriously disappeared.

"I don't fall down! That sonofabitch kicked me in the nuts."

50. Posted by charles austin | August 27, 2004 10:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 27, 2004 22:53

If he wasn't a sitzpinkl... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by BarCodeKing | August 28, 2004 12:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BarCodeKing:

If he wasn't a sitzpinkler before, he will be now!

51. Posted by BarCodeKing | August 28, 2004 12:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 28, 2004 00:21

One word caption: "Pain."</... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by Beck | August 28, 2004 12:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Beck:

One word caption: "Pain."

52. Posted by Beck | August 28, 2004 12:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 28, 2004 00:57

Tamer Hussein (Egypt - b... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by Jay Tea | August 28, 2004 2:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jay Tea:

Tamer Hussein (Egypt - blue) unleashes the devastating technique he had used to crush the Taiwanese champion, Won Hung Lo.
J.

53. Posted by Jay Tea | August 28, 2004 2:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 28, 2004 02:47

I picked the wrong day to s... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by Jacqui | August 28, 2004 5:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jacqui:

I picked the wrong day to start kickboxing.

54. Posted by Jacqui | August 28, 2004 5:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 28, 2004 05:20

In an attempt to increase t... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by Alex D. | August 28, 2004 5:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Alex D.:

In an attempt to increase the popularity of the Olympics, Nickelodeon's Teen Choice Awards now include picking an event. This year's vote: Roshambo.

55. Posted by Alex D. | August 28, 2004 5:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 28, 2004 05:26

Darn. Someone beat me to th... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by Alex D. | August 28, 2004 5:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Alex D.:

Darn. Someone beat me to that one. Let's try again:

"Kerry should be liking this -- a new definition for the term 'baby-killer.' "

56. Posted by Alex D. | August 28, 2004 5:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 28, 2004 05:32

In the spirit of "never bri... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by Jay Tea | August 28, 2004 5:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jay Tea:

In the spirit of "never bring a knife to a gun fight," Austria's Tuncay Caliksan learns the hard way not to "fight using tae kwon do when your opponent is using Toe-Fu."

J.

57. Posted by Jay Tea | August 28, 2004 5:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 28, 2004 17:54

In the spirit of the "Good ... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by Jay Tea | August 28, 2004 5:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jay Tea:

In the spirit of the "Good Idea/Bad Idea" bit from Animaniacs, as voiced by Tom Bodett:

"Good idea: 'lift and separate' bras.

Bad idea: 'lift and separate' jock straps.

The End."

J.

58. Posted by Jay Tea | August 28, 2004 5:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 28, 2004 17:56

The view from Boi From Troy... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by jeff | August 28, 2004 11:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jeff:

The view from Boi From Troy's binoculars

59. Posted by jeff | August 28, 2004 11:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 28, 2004 23:01

"B-but Governor McGreevey, ... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by jeff | August 28, 2004 11:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jeff:

"B-but Governor McGreevey, what has this to d-do with Homeland Security??"

"Shut up you little Mossad minx and ride Daddy's pony!"

60. Posted by jeff | August 28, 2004 11:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 28, 2004 23:03

New photograph surfaces of ... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by McCain | August 29, 2004 1:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McCain:

New photograph surfaces of John Kerry's heroic exploits in
Vietnam. Swift boat vets claim self inflicted wound.

61. Posted by McCain | August 29, 2004 1:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2004 01:13

"Drop kick me Jesus,<br ... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 29, 2004 2:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Drop kick me Jesus,
Through the goal posts of life...."

62. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 29, 2004 2:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2004 14:07




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