On my way home tonight, I passed an old Volvo station wagon with the license plate "LA LECHE."
It was being driven by an older man with a beard.
I sincerely hope it was his wife's car...
J.
Update: Um... the first thing I thought of when I saw the license plate was the La Leche League, which is the support and education group for breastfeeding... I had absolutely no idea where this thread would be going. Lord, I'm mortified.
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That is still funny.... (Below threshold)1. Posted by firstbrokenangel | September 1, 2004 7:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That is still funny.
~C
1. Posted by firstbrokenangel | September 1, 2004 7:32 PM |
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Posted on September 1, 2004 19:32
2. Posted by David Anderson | September 1, 2004 8:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maybe he was a milkman! LMAO
2. Posted by David Anderson | September 1, 2004 8:19 PM |
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Posted on September 1, 2004 20:19
3. Posted by Andrew S | September 1, 2004 9:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Did I miss something? Doesn't "la leche" loosely translate into "the shit?" I'm missing the feminine aspect of this joke.
3. Posted by Andrew S | September 1, 2004 9:04 PM |
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Posted on September 1, 2004 21:04
4. Posted by gauge | September 1, 2004 9:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In spanish, 'la leche' can also come from the guy. It depends on who it is referring to, but usually to guys.
4. Posted by gauge | September 1, 2004 9:04 PM |
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Posted on September 1, 2004 21:04
5. Posted by David Anderson | September 1, 2004 9:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No, it means the milk, and yes it can refer to a guy, nothing hotter than a chick wanting to "toma su leche." (GRIN)
David Anderson
Delivering Leche to Costa Rica's most beautiful women since 1994
5. Posted by David Anderson | September 1, 2004 9:08 PM |
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Posted on September 1, 2004 21:08
6. Posted by jen | September 1, 2004 9:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Um. Hmmm. Well, interestingly, I think I may personally know the driver and his wife. Was the Volvo navy blue and was the driver's hair dark?
I lived in NH for a while and have some friends in the seacoast area. They drive a navy blue Volvo, he's about 14 years older than his wife, and she got really into Le Leche when she had their kids. Weird coincidence.
6. Posted by jen | September 1, 2004 9:57 PM |
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Posted on September 1, 2004 21:57
7. Posted by Jay Tea | September 1, 2004 10:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jen, I thought the car might've been gray, but it was definitely an older, 240-style sedan. And the guy did have pretty dark hair. All i know for certain is that it he was lactating, I DON'T WANNA KNOW about it.
J.
7. Posted by Jay Tea | September 1, 2004 10:00 PM |
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Posted on September 1, 2004 22:00
8. Posted by triticale | September 1, 2004 10:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
He was from Los Angeles, and is lecherous.
8. Posted by triticale | September 1, 2004 10:48 PM |
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Posted on September 1, 2004 22:48
9. Posted by Burps... | September 2, 2004 4:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Well, in French, "la leche" could be roughly translated into "the link", but with a strong sexual connotation...
9. Posted by Burps... | September 2, 2004 4:37 AM |
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Posted on September 2, 2004 04:37
10. Posted by Burps... | September 2, 2004 4:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Well, in French, "la leche" could be roughly translated into "the link", but with a strong sexual connotation...
10. Posted by Burps... | September 2, 2004 4:40 AM |
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Posted on September 2, 2004 04:40
11. Posted by Burps... | September 2, 2004 4:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sorry "the liCk", not "the link"...
11. Posted by Burps... | September 2, 2004 4:42 AM |
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Posted on September 2, 2004 04:42
12. Posted by John | September 2, 2004 4:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In Peninsular Spanish the standard meaning of "la leche" is "the milk". In slang, "leche" can mean "semen", but that's really not that commonly used. "Ser la leche" means the same thing as "ser la hostia": approximately, "to be kick ass".
12. Posted by John | September 2, 2004 4:51 AM |
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Posted on September 2, 2004 04:51
13. Posted by Sharp as a Marble | September 2, 2004 7:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That's nothing. I went to a Pizza Hut one day and there was an old Mercedes Benz in the parking lot with a license tag of RUF N BED.
The dude was like 87.
13. Posted by Sharp as a Marble | September 2, 2004 7:54 AM |
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Posted on September 2, 2004 07:54
14. Posted by Craig | September 2, 2004 11:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maybe he was a milkman.
(If this link doesn't give you the willies, nothing will.)
14. Posted by Craig | September 2, 2004 11:36 AM |
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Posted on September 2, 2004 11:36
15. Posted by firstbrokenangel | September 2, 2004 12:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
crack me up!! And the article about the milkman is true in effect; it actually can be done. Babies are born with milk and they don't care what nipple they succle. hahaha You started it Jay!! But if I had seen the license plate, I would have automatically thought the guy was a letch, not a milkman. :-)
~C
15. Posted by firstbrokenangel | September 2, 2004 12:09 PM |
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Posted on September 2, 2004 12:09
16. Posted by Dori | September 2, 2004 3:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I have an even better one.. I was at the bank and there were these two older men (both in their 80s at least) opening a new account. The one sitting down was dressed very smart. But the one standing up next to him had on black leather pants; red striped shirt; and a black leather jacket (It's August in Kansas City too!!!) PUNCH LINE The back of the black leather jacket said "Boy Toy" and he had a steel link dog leash hanging around his neck. I swear to God.
16. Posted by Dori | September 2, 2004 3:12 PM |
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Posted on September 2, 2004 15:12