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Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: September 3, 2004 - 4:38 PM

It's Friday, that means so it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Things are going to work a little different this week. Among the many pictures I took but didn't have a reason to use I found this gem. The young lady was a self styled RNC protester, who decided to "roll her own" homemade sign. Apparently all she had handy was a sheet of 8.5" x 11" paper, some tape, and a ink jet printer. I've erased her slogan - it wasn't very good.

Your challenge: Come up with the best text to put on that sheet of paper.

protestersigncontest.jpg


Update: Winners announced. As is the custom, comments are now closed. The actual text of the sign is listed in the winners announcement - in case you're curious.

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Hey - remember me from "Spy... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by david | September 3, 2004 4:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
david:

Hey - remember me from "Spy Kids?"!

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Posted on September 3, 2004 16:40

"If you can read this, you'... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Robert the Llama Butcher | September 3, 2004 4:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Robert the Llama Butcher:

"If you can read this, you're not drunk enough yet."

2. Posted by Robert the Llama Butcher | September 3, 2004 4:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 16:49

"Your Mindless Moonbat Slog... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by McGehee | September 3, 2004 4:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McGehee:

"Your Mindless Moonbat Slogan Here"

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Posted on September 3, 2004 16:51

My Bush is a big tent.... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by rick | September 3, 2004 4:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rick:

My Bush is a big tent.

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Posted on September 3, 2004 16:52

If you can read this sign, ... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by JD | September 3, 2004 4:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JD:

If you can read this sign, I give you lots of credit. Most people are unable to avert their eyes from my giant egg faced shape and my even larger nasal protrusion. It is like the proverbial train wreck sitting on my shoulders, except the carnage from a train wreck is significantly less horrific than my cranium.

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Posted on September 3, 2004 16:56

My mind is as blank as this... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Brian J. | September 3, 2004 5:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brian J.:

My mind is as blank as this page.

6. Posted by Brian J. | September 3, 2004 5:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 17:02

I hate WarProtect Me... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by troy | September 3, 2004 5:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
troy:

I hate War
Protect Me With Diplomacy
I believe in Socialisim...... I mean....America!

7. Posted by troy | September 3, 2004 5:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 17:03

I know I am ugly but if you... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Phil Carter | September 3, 2004 5:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Phil Carter:

I know I am ugly but if you vote for Kerry I will have sex with you!

8. Posted by Phil Carter | September 3, 2004 5:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 17:07

Vote for Pedro!... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by So It Begins | September 3, 2004 5:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So It Begins:

Vote for Pedro!

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Posted on September 3, 2004 17:08

Whoops - should have been..... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by So It begins | September 3, 2004 5:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So It begins:

Whoops - should have been...

Vote for Summer!

10. Posted by So It begins | September 3, 2004 5:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 17:09

Can't get laidBush... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Rusty Shackleford | September 3, 2004 5:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rusty Shackleford:

Can't get laid

Bush-Hitler's fault.

11. Posted by Rusty Shackleford | September 3, 2004 5:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 17:14

P.lainU.ninteresting... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Daniel | September 3, 2004 5:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Daniel:

P.lain
U.ninteresting
S.elf-absorbed
S.elf-righteous
I.deolistic
E.mpathetic
S.ocialitsts

for Kerry!

12. Posted by Daniel | September 3, 2004 5:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 17:19

BUSH LED!... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Jmaster | September 3, 2004 5:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jmaster:

BUSH LED!

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Posted on September 3, 2004 17:20

I've got your convention bo... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Nordicgirl | September 3, 2004 5:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nordicgirl:

I've got your convention bounce, right here.

14. Posted by Nordicgirl | September 3, 2004 5:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 17:24

I doth protest too much!</p... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by rick | September 3, 2004 5:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rick:

I doth protest too much!

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Posted on September 3, 2004 17:36

Selfish Hedonist's for Bush... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 3, 2004 5:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Selfish Hedonist's for Bush
(Selfish Hedonist's for Pricks
are of course Kerry backers)

16. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 3, 2004 5:44 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 17:44

John Kerry went to Cambodia... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by D Carter | September 3, 2004 5:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
D Carter:

John Kerry went to Cambodia and all I got was this lucky t-shirt.

17. Posted by D Carter | September 3, 2004 5:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 17:45

Kevin Aylward went to the R... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 3, 2004 5:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Kevin Aylward went to the RNC, but
all I got was this 8.5 by 11 inch sign.

18. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 3, 2004 5:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 17:45

I just saved $190.00 with G... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 3, 2004 5:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

I just saved $190.00 with Geico

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Posted on September 3, 2004 17:47

Chris Matthews for prez in ... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by spacemonkey | September 3, 2004 5:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
spacemonkey:

Chris Matthews for prez in 2008!

20. Posted by spacemonkey | September 3, 2004 5:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 17:48

$5 or best offer... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by spacemonkey | September 3, 2004 5:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
spacemonkey:

$5 or best offer

21. Posted by spacemonkey | September 3, 2004 5:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 17:49

WIZBANG GNC PROTESTER DOG O... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by spacemonkey | September 3, 2004 5:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
spacemonkey:

WIZBANG GNC PROTESTER DOG OF THE DAY

22. Posted by spacemonkey | September 3, 2004 5:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 17:51

I've got child-bearing hips... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by moghedien | September 3, 2004 5:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
moghedien:

I've got child-bearing hips!

23. Posted by moghedien | September 3, 2004 5:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 17:51

How 'bout someWild s... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 3, 2004 5:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

How 'bout some
Wild spacemonkey
love.


(sounds like a challenge to me.)

24. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 3, 2004 5:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 17:52

UAWUgly Aga... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by spacemonkey | September 3, 2004 5:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
spacemonkey:

UAW

Ugly Against War

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Posted on September 3, 2004 17:53

HUMIDOR... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 3, 2004 5:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

HUMIDOR

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Posted on September 3, 2004 17:53

Lesbian ... Out for Bush... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Sergeant America | September 3, 2004 5:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sergeant America:

Lesbian ... Out for Bush!
-------

Alternate: Eat My Bush!

27. Posted by Sergeant America | September 3, 2004 5:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 17:55

BUSHIE... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 3, 2004 5:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

BUSHIE

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Posted on September 3, 2004 17:58

Proving George Carlin's the... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by Cowboy Blob | September 3, 2004 6:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cowboy Blob:

Proving George Carlin's theory about Pro-Choice protesters....

29. Posted by Cowboy Blob | September 3, 2004 6:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 18:05

Goodwill shirt - 2.00... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Tim McNabb | September 3, 2004 6:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tim McNabb:

Goodwill shirt - 2.00
Sheet of paper and tape - .30

Being made to look stupid for thousands of people on the web - Priceless


Tim McNabb
fivehundredwords.com

30. Posted by Tim McNabb | September 3, 2004 6:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 18:17

Woofing for Kerry... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by William Meisheid | September 3, 2004 6:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
William Meisheid:

Woofing for Kerry

31. Posted by William Meisheid | September 3, 2004 6:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 18:17

Mooo!... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by William Meisheid | September 3, 2004 6:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
William Meisheid:

Mooo!

32. Posted by William Meisheid | September 3, 2004 6:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 18:18

Rebel Without A Cause... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by John Friedman | September 3, 2004 6:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John Friedman:

Rebel Without A Cause

33. Posted by John Friedman | September 3, 2004 6:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 18:26

Will date for food... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Stephen Macklin | September 3, 2004 6:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

Will date for food

34. Posted by Stephen Macklin | September 3, 2004 6:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 18:30

"Will Protest for Liposucti... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Senator PhilABuster | September 3, 2004 6:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Senator PhilABuster:

"Will Protest for Liposuction."

35. Posted by Senator PhilABuster | September 3, 2004 6:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 18:45

www.hotfrumps.comK... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Matt | September 3, 2004 6:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Matt:

www.hotfrumps.com

Kiss Me! I'm Sara Gilbert's Less Attractive Sister

Hey! These hips worked during the Clinton Administration!

Would you like to see my thong? (So would I)

36. Posted by Matt | September 3, 2004 6:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 18:52

Save the gay, non-nuclear, ... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by Timmer | September 3, 2004 6:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Timmer:

Save the gay, non-nuclear, baby seals for Palestine!

37. Posted by Timmer | September 3, 2004 6:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 18:55

UnemployedSexworkers... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Tropean | September 3, 2004 7:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tropean:

Unemployed
Sexworkers
Against
Bush

38. Posted by Tropean | September 3, 2004 7:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 19:02

UnemployedSexworkers... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Tropean | September 3, 2004 7:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tropean:

Unemployed
Sexworkers
Against
Bush

39. Posted by Tropean | September 3, 2004 7:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 19:03

I'VE BEENWIZBANGE... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 3, 2004 7:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

I'VE BEEN
WIZBANGED

40. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 3, 2004 7:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 19:07

I'VE BEENWIZBANGE... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 3, 2004 7:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

I'VE BEEN
WIZBANGED

41. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 3, 2004 7:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 19:08

Feed me.... I Was ... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by OneDrummer | September 3, 2004 7:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OneDrummer:

Feed me....

I Was Rejected as an Iraqi Human Shield.

42. Posted by OneDrummer | September 3, 2004 7:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 19:15

My pants are so tight, it's... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by OneDrummer | September 3, 2004 7:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OneDrummer:

My pants are so tight, it's causing an economic and ecologic depression, if you know what I mean......

43. Posted by OneDrummer | September 3, 2004 7:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 19:17

I' m lost can you lead me t... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by David Anderson | September 3, 2004 7:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
David Anderson:

I' m lost can you lead me to the convention hall.

44. Posted by David Anderson | September 3, 2004 7:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 19:21

My pants are so tight, they... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by OneDrummer | September 3, 2004 7:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OneDrummer:

My pants are so tight, they distract you from the fact that I haven't bathed in a week or shaved my armpit hair in 4 months!

45. Posted by OneDrummer | September 3, 2004 7:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 19:21

JOHN 3:16(... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 3, 2004 7:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

JOHN 3:16
(I lost my
endzone seats)

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Posted on September 3, 2004 19:22

This space is not for rent,... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by KonanTheRepublican | September 3, 2004 7:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
KonanTheRepublican:

This space is not for rent, you capitalist pig, however the space upstairs is empty and available immediately.

47. Posted by KonanTheRepublican | September 3, 2004 7:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 19:23

Jewish Girls don't swall... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by John | September 3, 2004 7:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John:

Jewish Girls don't swallow
or
Vote for Bush

48. Posted by John | September 3, 2004 7:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 19:23

Kuchinichfor Preside... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 3, 2004 7:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Kuchinich
for President

49. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 3, 2004 7:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 19:24

If you can't read this then... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by KonanTheBarbarian | September 3, 2004 7:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
KonanTheBarbarian:

If you can't read this then you must be attacking Jengis John's patriotism.

50. Posted by KonanTheBarbarian | September 3, 2004 7:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 19:32

In MA I'd be Dick Ch... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 3, 2004 7:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

In MA I'd be
Dick Cheney's
daughter-in-law

51. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 3, 2004 7:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 19:33

I actually did have somethi... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by KonanTheRepublican | September 3, 2004 7:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
KonanTheRepublican:

I actually did have something to say on this piece of paper before I voted against it.

52. Posted by KonanTheRepublican | September 3, 2004 7:35 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 19:35

Avoirdupois Against Bush... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by hobgoblin | September 3, 2004 7:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
hobgoblin:

Avoirdupois Against Bush

or

Avoirdupois for Kerry

53. Posted by hobgoblin | September 3, 2004 7:36 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 19:36

Wide Load... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by kmmcgra | September 3, 2004 7:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
kmmcgra:

Wide Load

54. Posted by kmmcgra | September 3, 2004 7:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 19:43

Free Kick Me Signs...Get yo... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by kmmcgra | September 3, 2004 7:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
kmmcgra:

Free Kick Me Signs...Get your kick me signs here

55. Posted by kmmcgra | September 3, 2004 7:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 19:45

that dyke bitch Susan Estri... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by OneDrummer | September 3, 2004 7:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OneDrummer:

that dyke bitch Susan Estrich shaved her pits, left me and all I got was this blank piece of paper

56. Posted by OneDrummer | September 3, 2004 7:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 19:46

Chris Matthews won't return... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by OneDrummer | September 3, 2004 7:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OneDrummer:

Chris Matthews won't return my calls after Weds night!!

57. Posted by OneDrummer | September 3, 2004 7:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 19:50

Broke, can you help?... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by OneDrummer | September 3, 2004 8:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OneDrummer:

Broke, can you help?

Spent all my $$ helping my husband run for President - Teresa Heinz-Kerry

58. Posted by OneDrummer | September 3, 2004 8:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 20:00

This page, and the brain of... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by Neo | September 3, 2004 8:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Neo:

This page, and the brain of the person it is affixed to, is intentionally left blank.

59. Posted by Neo | September 3, 2004 8:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 20:16

Will Work for Liposuction</... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by Orange County | September 3, 2004 8:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Orange County:

Will Work for Liposuction

60. Posted by Orange County | September 3, 2004 8:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 20:22

NEED MONEY FOR MAKEUP AND D... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by Orange County | September 3, 2004 8:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Orange County:

NEED MONEY FOR MAKEUP AND DIET PILLS
(HEY AT LEAST I'M NOT BULLSHITTIN YOU)

61. Posted by Orange County | September 3, 2004 8:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 20:28

YOUR BUSH STINKSNOT ... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by Orange County | September 3, 2004 8:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Orange County:

YOUR BUSH STINKS
NOT MINE

62. Posted by Orange County | September 3, 2004 8:34 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 20:34

After your convention I upp... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by Orange County | September 3, 2004 8:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Orange County:

After your convention I upped my prozac dosage. Now up yours.

63. Posted by Orange County | September 3, 2004 8:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 20:37

I'll get you Wonkette.<br /... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 3, 2004 8:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

I'll get you Wonkette.
................- J. Cutler

64. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 3, 2004 8:38 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 20:38

JOHN KERRY'S FAN CLUB... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by Orange County | September 3, 2004 8:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Orange County:

JOHN KERRY'S FAN CLUB

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Posted on September 3, 2004 20:42

I am NOT an elephant!!!... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by jow | September 3, 2004 8:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jow:

I am NOT an elephant!!!

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Posted on September 3, 2004 20:53

Alright. You guys are too d... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by cbk | September 3, 2004 8:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
cbk:

Alright. You guys are too damned funny. But do you HAVE to revert to the soft bigotry of human body hair?

GOPBabe with Arm Pit Hair and my GOPHusband LOVES it. Seriously.

Just trying to knock down the stereo types.

As to the photo:

Written by mother a la kindergarten aged child: my name is Kimmy. If you see me wondering aimlessly please direct me to bus 17 so I can find my demonstration.

cbk

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Posted on September 3, 2004 20:53

Custom T-shirts.com... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by Che | September 3, 2004 9:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Che:

Custom T-shirts.com

68. Posted by Che | September 3, 2004 9:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 21:04

French Cheese-Eating Surren... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by kmmcgra | September 3, 2004 9:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
kmmcgra:

French Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkette 4 Kerry

69. Posted by kmmcgra | September 3, 2004 9:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 21:28

If you can read this, I'm b... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by Eric Akawie | September 3, 2004 9:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric Akawie:

If you can read this, I'm being oppressed.

70. Posted by Eric Akawie | September 3, 2004 9:38 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 21:38

My other shirt is a Burberr... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by ian | September 3, 2004 9:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ian:

My other shirt is a Burberry.

71. Posted by ian | September 3, 2004 9:41 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 21:41

JoH NK er rY ... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by directorblue.blogspot.com | September 3, 2004 9:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
directorblue.blogspot.com:

JoH N
K er rY
f Or
Prsidnet

72. Posted by directorblue.blogspot.com | September 3, 2004 9:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 21:42

Allah (of your own choosing... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by Dan | September 3, 2004 9:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dan:

Allah (of your own choosing) Akbar!

ed note: This woman is a Smith educated upper middle class liberal democrat jihadist. They've been known to throw themselves into crowds of political opponents inflicting devastating paper cuts on a massive scale. Don't laugh. I've known swift boat commanders who've gotten Purple Hearts for less.

73. Posted by Dan | September 3, 2004 9:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 21:51

cbkGOPBabe with... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 3, 2004 9:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

cbk

GOPBabe with Arm Pit Hair and my GOPHusband LOVES it. Seriously.

Kevin needs pictures for serious consideration for GOP babe of the Day.

(never said I wasn't an optimist)

74. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 3, 2004 9:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 21:54

Free Kobe!... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by Dan | September 3, 2004 9:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dan:

Free Kobe!

75. Posted by Dan | September 3, 2004 9:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 21:56

The only pictures I have on... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by cbk | September 3, 2004 10:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
cbk:

The only pictures I have online are nsfw.

But see my site for some idea through self portraits.

See... armpit hair, gop AND artsy.

www.claredelune.com...the two nudes (not the blue and green couple) under "illustrations" are self portraits.

Down with the soft bigotry of artsy, armpit haired bigotry of non-hottiness!


BTW...SOMEONE, some blogger, needs to start a "Blog Appreciation Week" because you guys rock.

Kevin, I'm gonna write you a complete essay I hope you'll post. I'll email it to you in a week. I just can't tell you how much I appreciate your hardwork here.

HOT GOP but slightly hairy under the arms and somewhat artsy Babe

CBK

Don't you boys LOVE that big tent?

76. Posted by cbk | September 3, 2004 10:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 22:07

Bill Clinton slept here.<br... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by Dan | September 3, 2004 10:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dan:

Bill Clinton slept here.
And the DNA to prove it
is holding my sign in place.


ps: Get well, former President Clinton. I want you standing next to Hillary when she gets smoked in 2008! To vehemently disagree is not to hate.

77. Posted by Dan | September 3, 2004 10:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 22:07

Name: SaraIf found p... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by Eclipsegurl | September 3, 2004 10:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eclipsegurl:

Name: Sara
If found please return to 412 West 32nd St., NY,New York.

78. Posted by Eclipsegurl | September 3, 2004 10:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 22:26

"God Sux For Making Me Like... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by Jumbo | September 3, 2004 10:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jumbo:

"God Sux For Making Me Like This!"

79. Posted by Jumbo | September 3, 2004 10:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 22:26

I wish I was 1/10th as smar... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by SDH | September 3, 2004 10:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SDH:

I wish I was 1/10th as smart or attractive as Princella Smith.

80. Posted by SDH | September 3, 2004 10:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 22:33

TROGDOR RULES... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 3, 2004 10:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

TROGDOR RULES

81. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 3, 2004 10:34 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 22:34

Four Days in New York City.... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by Eclipsegurl | September 3, 2004 10:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eclipsegurl:

Four Days in New York City........$1000
Bail for being arrested during the RNC.......$2000
To get my picture on Wizbang......PRICELESS

82. Posted by Eclipsegurl | September 3, 2004 10:34 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 22:34

PMS! ( Presidential Moonba... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by Frank Villon | September 3, 2004 11:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Frank Villon:

PMS! ( Presidential Moonbat Syndrome)

If you've got IT, flaunt IT!

83. Posted by Frank Villon | September 3, 2004 11:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 23:08

PC Load Letter? WTF does th... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by Spirit Fingers | September 3, 2004 11:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spirit Fingers:

PC Load Letter? WTF does that mean?

84. Posted by Spirit Fingers | September 3, 2004 11:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 23:10

I want to explain my earlie... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by jmaster | September 3, 2004 11:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jmaster:

I want to explain my earlier post (Bush LED!). This is not a reference to light emitting diodes.

I got caught up in a phone call while making my post, and then I forgot about it for a while (hey, I DO have a real life. And it’s a holiday weekend). Anyways....

I wanted her sign to look like it said "Bush Lied!", with the "i" crossed through to make it look like she converted the sign to say "Bush Led!". But the current state of the web will not allow strike thrus or graphics, which could help me illustrate such a thing.

Bottom line, I wanted to imply that this “babe” was a former lefty protester who saw the light and was converted after watching the convention.

PS: I do firmly believe there is room for ugly chicks in this party.

85. Posted by jmaster | September 3, 2004 11:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 23:14

Bush Lied --Who Died?... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by Mel Ziller | September 3, 2004 11:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mel Ziller:

Bush Lied --Who Died?

(Answer: Uday and Qusay)

86. Posted by Mel Ziller | September 3, 2004 11:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 23:27

Now women like me don't hav... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by tony | September 3, 2004 11:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
tony:

Now women like me don't have to wear veils in Iraq anymore! THANKS GEORGE!

87. Posted by tony | September 3, 2004 11:36 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 23:36

Spitballs Kill!... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by Tom | September 3, 2004 11:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom:

Spitballs Kill!

88. Posted by Tom | September 3, 2004 11:44 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2004 23:44

"Will work for slogan."... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by Jim | September 4, 2004 12:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jim:

"Will work for slogan."

89. Posted by Jim | September 4, 2004 12:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 4, 2004 00:05

One Million Rachel Corries!... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by Mick McMick | September 4, 2004 12:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mick McMick:

One Million Rachel Corries!

90. Posted by Mick McMick | September 4, 2004 12:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 4, 2004 00:09

I really feel sorry for you... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by dickheads | September 4, 2004 12:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
dickheads:

I really feel sorry for you people. Once you realize that Bush is a dry drunk with all the associated problems, he's a liar and that he's totally out of his league, we'll welcome you with open arms in the Kerry camp.

91. Posted by dickheads | September 4, 2004 12:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 4, 2004 00:44

For Sale By Owner... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by LittleA | September 4, 2004 12:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LittleA:

For Sale By Owner

92. Posted by LittleA | September 4, 2004 12:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 4, 2004 00:45

"Hey, hey, LBJ! How many k... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by Steven Jens | September 4, 2004 12:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Steven Jens:

"Hey, hey, LBJ! How many kids did you... oops, wrong decade."

93. Posted by Steven Jens | September 4, 2004 12:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 4, 2004 00:59

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is ... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by Mike G in San Diego | September 4, 2004 1:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mike G in San Diego:

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life."

94. Posted by Mike G in San Diego | September 4, 2004 1:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 4, 2004 01:05

I'm cute enough, I'm smart ... (Below threshold)

95. Posted by BarCodeKing | September 4, 2004 2:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BarCodeKing:

I'm cute enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me!

Hey! Why are you snickering? Don't make me get Stuart Smalley out here to kick your RNC ass!

95. Posted by BarCodeKing | September 4, 2004 2:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 4, 2004 02:10

FREEPINK !!</... (Below threshold)

96. Posted by -S- | September 4, 2004 2:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
-S-:

FREE
PINK
!!


96. Posted by -S- | September 4, 2004 2:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 4, 2004 02:13

Two-Baggers 4 Kerry!... (Below threshold)

97. Posted by BarCodeKing | September 4, 2004 2:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BarCodeKing:

Two-Baggers 4 Kerry!

97. Posted by BarCodeKing | September 4, 2004 2:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 4, 2004 02:14

It will be a great day in A... (Below threshold)

98. Posted by Timmer | September 4, 2004 2:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Timmer:

It will be a great day in America when the Air Force has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber and everyone gets all the plastic surgery they need.

98. Posted by Timmer | September 4, 2004 2:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 4, 2004 02:24

"Please sign my Impeach ... (Below threshold)

99. Posted by Sister Toldjah | September 4, 2004 2:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sister Toldjah:

"Please sign my Impeach Bush petition in white ink!"

99. Posted by Sister Toldjah | September 4, 2004 2:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 4, 2004 02:33

"Can I get a ride home, Sen... (Below threshold)

100. Posted by tony | September 4, 2004 2:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
tony:

"Can I get a ride home, Senator Kennedy?"

or

"I fully support John Kerry's proposed amendment to cut down all the branches of the ugly tree."

100. Posted by tony | September 4, 2004 2:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 4, 2004 02:34

Will preform Lewinski's for... (Below threshold)

101. Posted by Darby | September 4, 2004 3:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Darby:

Will preform Lewinski's for food...

101. Posted by Darby | September 4, 2004 3:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 4, 2004 03:46

Bubba Come Home.... (Below threshold)

102. Posted by Tim Worstall | September 4, 2004 8:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tim Worstall:

Bubba Come Home.

102. Posted by Tim Worstall | September 4, 2004 8:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 4, 2004 08:46

DNC Spermbank... (Below threshold)

103. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 4, 2004 9:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

DNC Spermbank

103. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 4, 2004 9:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 4, 2004 09:19

I was stablemates with John... (Below threshold)

104. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 4, 2004 9:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

I was stablemates with John Kerry

104. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 4, 2004 9:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 4, 2004 09:21

unemployed spammer... (Below threshold)

105. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 4, 2004 9:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

unemployed spammer

105. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 4, 2004 9:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 4, 2004 09:22

Whip out your big 12 Inc... (Below threshold)

106. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 4, 2004 9:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Whip out your big 12 Inch
Subway Sandwich

106. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 4, 2004 9:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 4, 2004 09:27

Whip out your big 12 Inc... (Below threshold)

107. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 4, 2004 9:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Whip out your big 12 Inch
Subway Sandwich

107. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 4, 2004 9:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 4, 2004 09:27

My parents went to the Repu... (Below threshold)

108. Posted by charles austin | September 4, 2004 9:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
charles austin:

My parents went to the Republcian Convention in New York and all I got was this lousy piece of paper taped to a t-shirt.

Zeeble bop fickle fackle bush Bush BUSH!!!

I am Robert DeNiro's love-child.

Will protest for non-genetically engineered food.

If you're hot enough, you can read my invisible ink.

Over.

108. Posted by charles austin | September 4, 2004 9:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 4, 2004 09:28

NO SPITBALLS FOR OIL!... (Below threshold)

109. Posted by McGehee | September 4, 2004 10:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McGehee:

NO SPITBALLS FOR OIL!

109. Posted by McGehee | September 4, 2004 10:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 4, 2004 10:18

BRING BACK SUPER SIZE MEALS... (Below threshold)

110. Posted by Laurence Simon | September 4, 2004 11:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Laurence Simon:

BRING BACK SUPER SIZE MEALS

110. Posted by Laurence Simon | September 4, 2004 11:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 4, 2004 11:00

stupid is as stupid does</p... (Below threshold)

111. Posted by Bob | September 4, 2004 11:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bob:

stupid is as stupid does

111. Posted by Bob | September 4, 2004 11:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 4, 2004 11:27

I was going to say somethin... (Below threshold)

112. Posted by KonanTheRepublican | September 4, 2004 11:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
KonanTheRepublican:

I was going to say something about Islamic Terrorists murdering school children in Russia, but then I remembered what my Berkley Humanities Professor told us; "if you can't say something nice about terrorists then don't say anything at all", and then my mind went blank.

112. Posted by KonanTheRepublican | September 4, 2004 11:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 4, 2004 11:32

People Against Whatever!</p... (Below threshold)

113. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | September 4, 2004 11:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Medcalf:

People Against Whatever!

113. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | September 4, 2004 11:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 4, 2004 11:47

I don't own an SUV, but my ... (Below threshold)

114. Posted by KonanTheRepublican | September 4, 2004 12:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
KonanTheRepublican:

I don't own an SUV, but my wife does.

114. Posted by KonanTheRepublican | September 4, 2004 12:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 4, 2004 12:31

Hi I'm Sarah Gibert. You mi... (Below threshold)

115. Posted by Steve | September 4, 2004 1:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Steve:

Hi I'm Sarah Gibert. You might remember me from tv's "Roseanne" or from such movies as "Poison Ivy".........

115. Posted by Steve | September 4, 2004 1:35 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 4, 2004 13:35

KERRY... (Below threshold)

116. Posted by Dan | September 4, 2004 1:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dan:

KERRY

No Hat, No Cattle!
Just Bullshit!

116. Posted by Dan | September 4, 2004 1:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 4, 2004 13:54

SADDAM IS INNOCENT, AND I L... (Below threshold)

117. Posted by JBruno6 | September 4, 2004 2:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JBruno6:

SADDAM IS INNOCENT, AND I LOVE HIGH TAXES.

117. Posted by JBruno6 | September 4, 2004 2:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 4, 2004 14:04

Not just another pretty fac... (Below threshold)

118. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 4, 2004 2:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Not just another pretty face

118. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 4, 2004 2:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 4, 2004 14:15

Wanna Swiftie?... (Below threshold)

119. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 4, 2004 2:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Wanna Swiftie?

119. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 4, 2004 2:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 4, 2004 14:18

After you have a few drinks... (Below threshold)

120. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 4, 2004 2:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

After you have a few drinks I'll be beautiful,
but you'll still be stupid.

120. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 4, 2004 2:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 4, 2004 14:21

Taking nuance to a whole 'n... (Below threshold)

121. Posted by charles austin | September 4, 2004 2:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
charles austin:

Taking nuance to a whole 'nother level.

Damn those Teletubbies! Damn them all to hell!

The only safe way to avoid attacking John Kerry's patriotism.

This was a statement supporting John Kerry, before it wasn't.

Gain weight now! Ask me how!

Mmm..., butter.


121. Posted by charles austin | September 4, 2004 2:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 4, 2004 14:32

I can suck start a Harley.<... (Below threshold)

122. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 4, 2004 2:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

I can suck start a Harley.

122. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 4, 2004 2:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 4, 2004 14:33

Lesbianism is not a choice!... (Below threshold)

123. Posted by John M. | September 4, 2004 2:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John M.:

Lesbianism is not a choice!! Do you think any man would touch me? Well I mean any man other than T.H. Kerry.

123. Posted by John M. | September 4, 2004 2:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 4, 2004 14:50

"72 YEAR OLD VIRGIN LOOKING... (Below threshold)

124. Posted by Hunter | September 4, 2004 3:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hunter:

"72 YEAR OLD VIRGIN LOOKING FOR RICH WILD AND CRAZY ARAB"

124. Posted by Hunter | September 4, 2004 3:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 4, 2004 15:07

"SUPPORT BEAUTIFICATION - H... (Below threshold)

125. Posted by Hunter | September 4, 2004 3:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hunter:

"SUPPORT BEAUTIFICATION - HELP ME FIND MY BURKA"

125. Posted by Hunter | September 4, 2004 3:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 4, 2004 15:24

"www.fthevote.com --... (Below threshold)

126. Posted by McGehee | September 4, 2004 3:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McGehee:

"www.fthevote.com -- I'll have sex with you if you'll vote for John Kerry"

(She may be singlehandedly responsible for Bush's new double-digit lead.)

126. Posted by McGehee | September 4, 2004 3:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 4, 2004 15:51

"I'm not really an angry le... (Below threshold)

127. Posted by Jumbo | September 4, 2004 4:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jumbo:

"I'm not really an angry leftist bitch, although I play one on TV."

127. Posted by Jumbo | September 4, 2004 4:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 4, 2004 16:20

Got a big hole in this shir... (Below threshold)

128. Posted by Jimboster | September 4, 2004 5:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jimboster:

Got a big hole in this shirt!

128. Posted by Jimboster | September 4, 2004 5:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 4, 2004 17:01

MOAB... (Below threshold)

129. Posted by K | September 4, 2004 5:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
K:

MOAB

(Morons Organizing Against Bush)

129. Posted by K | September 4, 2004 5:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 4, 2004 17:25

www.MoveOnMe.org ....pleas... (Below threshold)

130. Posted by K | September 4, 2004 5:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
K:

www.MoveOnMe.org ....please....pretty please

130. Posted by K | September 4, 2004 5:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 4, 2004 17:42

Please Help!Suffer... (Below threshold)

131. Posted by ConanTheRepub lican | September 4, 2004 6:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ConanTheRepub lican:

Please Help!

Suffering from Moore's Disease.

Can't work.

Only got 10 extra points on my Civil Service Exam.

Urgently need food and razon blades.

131. Posted by ConanTheRepub lican | September 4, 2004 6:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 4, 2004 18:13

It's the economy, er um,<br... (Below threshold)

132. Posted by Dan | September 4, 2004 6:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dan:

It's the economy, er um,
no wait, vietnam, no, no,
it's healthcare, well, um,
It's SOMETHING stupid!

And Bush just doesn't GET it!

132. Posted by Dan | September 4, 2004 6:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 4, 2004 18:20

There are “economic girlie ... (Below threshold)

133. Posted by K | September 4, 2004 7:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
K:

There are “economic girlie men” and then there are:

Manly Girls 4 Kerry

133. Posted by K | September 4, 2004 7:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 4, 2004 19:42

Wonder why Howard Dean roar... (Below threshold)

134. Posted by OneDrummer | September 4, 2004 7:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OneDrummer:

Wonder why Howard Dean roared in Iowa like a crazy sonofabitch?

(Cuz I broke the terms of the restraining order... hehehe)

134. Posted by OneDrummer | September 4, 2004 7:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 4, 2004 19:53

John Kerry fired spitballs ... (Below threshold)

135. Posted by OneDrummer | September 4, 2004 7:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OneDrummer:

John Kerry fired spitballs in my hair... now I can't find them! Should I ask Hans Blix to locate them?

135. Posted by OneDrummer | September 4, 2004 7:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 4, 2004 19:56

Wanna see my double-digit g... (Below threshold)

136. Posted by tony | September 4, 2004 8:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
tony:

Wanna see my double-digit gap?

or...

"I can't take it! The pressure's too much!"
-signed, my jeans

136. Posted by tony | September 4, 2004 8:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 4, 2004 20:12

4 year degree from Cal-Berk... (Below threshold)

137. Posted by OneDrummer | September 4, 2004 8:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OneDrummer:

4 year degree from Cal-Berkley (Women's Studies emphasis) - $50,000

Cross country trip in the back of a VW Bus (circa 1963) - $427

Wandering penniless around NYC during the Republican Convention with no money for a decent sign - PRICELESS!!

137. Posted by OneDrummer | September 4, 2004 8:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 4, 2004 20:18

"Will keep my clothes on fo... (Below threshold)

138. Posted by McGehee | September 4, 2004 8:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McGehee:

"Will keep my clothes on for food."

138. Posted by McGehee | September 4, 2004 8:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 4, 2004 20:29

I was against Kerry, before... (Below threshold)

139. Posted by Greg | September 4, 2004 8:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Greg:

I was against Kerry, before I was for him!

139. Posted by Greg | September 4, 2004 8:35 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 4, 2004 20:35

BUSH LIED!He said I'... (Below threshold)

140. Posted by Ken | September 4, 2004 9:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ken:

BUSH LIED!
He said I'm Pretty

140. Posted by Ken | September 4, 2004 9:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 4, 2004 21:56

Shortbus Drivers 4 Kerry.</... (Below threshold)

141. Posted by Che | September 4, 2004 10:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Che:

Shortbus Drivers 4 Kerry.

141. Posted by Che | September 4, 2004 10:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 4, 2004 22:51

"Mom and dad threw pissed-f... (Below threshold)

142. Posted by physics geek | September 4, 2004 11:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
physics geek:

"Mom and dad threw pissed-filled balloons at police officers and all I got was this lousy T-shirt."

142. Posted by physics geek | September 4, 2004 11:06 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 4, 2004 23:06

Oh Stop!! This is TOO funn... (Below threshold)

143. Posted by firstbrokenangel | September 4, 2004 11:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
firstbrokenangel:

Oh Stop!! This is TOO funny; you're all nuts!!!

I'm laughing and snorting so hard I can't think of anything except...

IF YOU CAN READ THIS; YOU'RE TOO CLOSE!!!

~C

143. Posted by firstbrokenangel | September 4, 2004 11:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 4, 2004 23:37

I’m Monica Lewinski's littl... (Below threshold)

144. Posted by K | September 4, 2004 11:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
K:

I’m Monica Lewinski's little sister and I’m reporting for duty

144. Posted by K | September 4, 2004 11:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 4, 2004 23:43

ok, ok, going thru the arch... (Below threshold)

145. Posted by firstbrokenangel | September 4, 2004 11:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
firstbrokenangel:

ok, ok, going thru the archives, Jay wrote an article titled:

Bang for your buck


hehehe

~C

145. Posted by firstbrokenangel | September 4, 2004 11:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 4, 2004 23:48

Flowbee haircut - $0... (Below threshold)

146. Posted by K | September 5, 2004 12:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
K:

Flowbee haircut - $0
Pink shirt from FreaksRUs - $5
Proudly displaying John Kerry’s Cambodia story rebuttal to the Swiftees for all to see - Priceless

146. Posted by K | September 5, 2004 12:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 5, 2004 00:12

I'm the WMD found in Saddam... (Below threshold)

147. Posted by OneDrummer | September 5, 2004 1:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OneDrummer:

I'm the WMD found in Saddam's spider hole that Hans Blix wouldn't tell you about!!

147. Posted by OneDrummer | September 5, 2004 1:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 5, 2004 01:12

"Hey, big boy. If you've go... (Below threshold)

148. Posted by Eric Pobirs | September 5, 2004 1:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric Pobirs:

"Hey, big boy. If you've got a couple of paper bags we could have some real fun!"

148. Posted by Eric Pobirs | September 5, 2004 1:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 5, 2004 01:28

Send lawyers, guns and mone... (Below threshold)

149. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | September 5, 2004 3:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Aaron's Rantblog:

Send lawyers, guns and money.
Dad, get me out of this.

--Trust Fund Radical

149. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | September 5, 2004 3:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 5, 2004 03:43

Leftist feminist radical ag... (Below threshold)

150. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | September 5, 2004 3:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Aaron's Rantblog:

Leftist feminist radical against Bush... but willing to reconsider if Donald Trump calls.

150. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | September 5, 2004 3:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 5, 2004 03:44

Pithy, Caustic, Political b... (Below threshold)

151. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 5, 2004 7:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Pithy, Caustic, Political banter is for people
that aren't beautiful like me.

151. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 5, 2004 7:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 5, 2004 07:35

"I'm the hooker Ted Rall sa... (Below threshold)

152. Posted by Laurence Simon | September 5, 2004 11:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Laurence Simon:

"I'm the hooker Ted Rall said was going to intentionally spread STDs among prostitute-using Republican delegates. I got the clap from Ted."

152. Posted by Laurence Simon | September 5, 2004 11:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 5, 2004 11:17

Single White Female seeks D... (Below threshold)

153. Posted by Amy Groves | September 5, 2004 12:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Amy Groves:

Single White Female seeks Democratic mascot to help carry these saddlebags (and overthrow the illegitimate Bush junta).

153. Posted by Amy Groves | September 5, 2004 12:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 5, 2004 12:22

Kevin,What did it ... (Below threshold)

154. Posted by firstbrokenangel | September 5, 2004 4:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
firstbrokenangel:

Kevin,

What did it say on that sheet of paper anyway?

154. Posted by firstbrokenangel | September 5, 2004 4:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 5, 2004 16:33

You Republicans may think t... (Below threshold)

155. Posted by KonanTheBarbarian | September 5, 2004 5:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
KonanTheBarbarian:

You Republicans may think this paper is blank,

but to the Socialist Freedom Fighters in NYC

it spells out John Kerry's secret plans to revive

the economy, create 10,000,000 new jobs, wipe

out Islamic terrorism and get a fourth purple heart.

155. Posted by KonanTheBarbarian | September 5, 2004 5:36 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 5, 2004 17:36

1) Baby No Longer Onboard<b... (Below threshold)

156. Posted by Beck | September 5, 2004 5:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Beck:

1) Baby No Longer Onboard
2) Coyote Ugly
3) Dumpy
4) Would you get a load of my hips?
5) With stupid? I AM stupid!

156. Posted by Beck | September 5, 2004 5:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 5, 2004 17:43

Fight Fashionism!... (Below threshold)

157. Posted by Amy Groves | September 5, 2004 10:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Amy Groves:

Fight Fashionism!

157. Posted by Amy Groves | September 5, 2004 10:06 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 5, 2004 22:06

Hey Osama,First of 7... (Below threshold)

158. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 5, 2004 10:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Hey Osama,
First of 72

158. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 5, 2004 10:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 5, 2004 22:11

Dr. Evil's and Frau Farbiss... (Below threshold)

159. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 5, 2004 10:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Dr. Evil's and Frau Farbissina's lesser known offspring. Alexis O. Evil.

159. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 5, 2004 10:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 5, 2004 22:14

Eat recycled food.It... (Below threshold)

160. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 5, 2004 10:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Eat recycled food.
It's good for the environment,
and not too bad for you.

(/blatant Judge Dredd ripoff)

160. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 5, 2004 10:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 5, 2004 22:17

Support John Kerry! I need... (Below threshold)

161. Posted by Frank Villon | September 6, 2004 12:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Frank Villon:

Support John Kerry! I need at least 2 Americas to fit my fat butt into!

161. Posted by Frank Villon | September 6, 2004 12:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 6, 2004 00:04

I met John Kerry and was se... (Below threshold)

162. Posted by Frank Villon | September 6, 2004 12:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Frank Villon:

I met John Kerry and was seared. . . SEARED into his memory!

162. Posted by Frank Villon | September 6, 2004 12:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 6, 2004 00:07

T.rustifariansW.ith<... (Below threshold)

163. Posted by Frank Villon | September 6, 2004 12:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Frank Villon:

T.rustifarians
W.ith
A.theistic
T.endencies

for Kerry!

163. Posted by Frank Villon | September 6, 2004 12:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 6, 2004 00:11

This year's Save the Whales... (Below threshold)

164. Posted by Frank Villon | September 6, 2004 12:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Frank Villon:

This year's Save the Whales poster child!

164. Posted by Frank Villon | September 6, 2004 12:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 6, 2004 00:13

Ex-Republican mascot<... (Below threshold)

165. Posted by Frank Villon | September 6, 2004 12:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Frank Villon:

Ex-Republican mascot

Hey, we elephants never forget; it's seared, SEARED into our memories.

165. Posted by Frank Villon | September 6, 2004 12:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 6, 2004 00:32

D.emocratY.ahoo for<... (Below threshold)

166. Posted by Frank Villon | September 6, 2004 12:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Frank Villon:

D.emocrat
Y.ahoo for
K.erry and
E.dwards!

166. Posted by Frank Villon | September 6, 2004 12:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 6, 2004 00:40




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