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It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™.
Update: Winners announced. Comments are now closed.
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Comments (181)
Go run this fucker through ... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Rob | September 10, 2004 2:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Go run this fucker through the Xerox 30 times. We're on in 10 minutes.
1. Posted by Rob | September 10, 2004 2:01 PM |
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Posted on September 10, 2004 14:01
2. Posted by Kiliman | September 10, 2004 2:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hey, where are my superscripts?!?! I want my superscripts!"
2. Posted by Kiliman | September 10, 2004 2:02 PM |
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Posted on September 10, 2004 14:02
3. Posted by Paul | September 10, 2004 2:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FLAG ON THE FIELD! Kevin Aylward penalized 15 yards for piling on.
3. Posted by Paul | September 10, 2004 2:04 PM |
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Posted on September 10, 2004 14:04
4. Posted by Adam | September 10, 2004 2:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
We've struck gold, Suzie! Let's sit on it for six weeks till after W. gets his bounce--then we'll let 'em have it!
4. Posted by Adam | September 10, 2004 2:09 PM |
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Posted on September 10, 2004 14:09
5. Posted by Rick Holte | September 10, 2004 2:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That “freaky” little red-headed girl from the Democratic National Convention just confirmed its authenticity.... Let’s nail Bush! Nobody will ever forget this!!! Thank you God!
5. Posted by Rick Holte | September 10, 2004 2:17 PM |
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Posted on September 10, 2004 14:17
6. Posted by Patrick | September 10, 2004 2:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Depends. The whole box. Fetch now.
6. Posted by Patrick | September 10, 2004 2:18 PM |
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Posted on September 10, 2004 14:18
7. Posted by ac halle | September 10, 2004 2:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This is NOT two ply...get me the REAL thing, dammit
7. Posted by ac halle | September 10, 2004 2:18 PM |
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Posted on September 10, 2004 14:18
8. Posted by ac halle | September 10, 2004 2:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This is NOT two ply...get me the REAL thing, dammit
8. Posted by ac halle | September 10, 2004 2:19 PM |
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Posted on September 10, 2004 14:19
9. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 10, 2004 2:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...and this document, Mr. Rather, confirmed by our panel of experts (cough cough) confirms that everyone currently active in President Bush's administration was involved in the assassination of President John F. Kennedy."
9. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 10, 2004 2:20 PM |
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Posted on September 10, 2004 14:20
10. Posted by Rob M | September 10, 2004 2:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"um, I don't have my glasses with me so I am not sure what it says. But lets run it up the flag pole and see what sticks."
10. Posted by Rob M | September 10, 2004 2:21 PM |
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Posted on September 10, 2004 14:21
11. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 10, 2004 2:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rather: "These are not the facts I'm looking for."
Flunky: (in robot monotone) "These are not the facts you're looking for."
11. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 10, 2004 2:22 PM |
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Posted on September 10, 2004 14:22
12. Posted by David | September 10, 2004 2:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Press release. George Bush was the ringleader of the Beslan massacre. Don't question it. Just publish.
12. Posted by David | September 10, 2004 2:23 PM |
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Posted on September 10, 2004 14:23
13. Posted by Lerxst | September 10, 2004 2:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Thank you Mr. McAuliffe....."
13. Posted by Lerxst | September 10, 2004 2:23 PM |
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Posted on September 10, 2004 14:23
14. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 10, 2004 2:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...and you're absolutely that our expert, Laurence Simon, confirmed this document?"
14. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 10, 2004 2:24 PM |
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Posted on September 10, 2004 14:24
15. Posted by tony | September 10, 2004 2:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"What the hell is 'New Times Roman'? Just gimme the damn sheet!"
15. Posted by tony | September 10, 2004 2:25 PM |
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Posted on September 10, 2004 14:25
16. Posted by CT | September 10, 2004 2:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Run this baby a couple a dozen times through the copier. Its a letter from Nixon, ordering Kerry to Cambodia on Chrsitams-Eve of 1968.
16. Posted by CT | September 10, 2004 2:26 PM |
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Posted on September 10, 2004 14:26
17. Posted by Frank Martin | September 10, 2004 2:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Caption #1: Note to broker: Sell CBS Portfolio NOW!
Caption #2: (whistling quetly under breath)
once I built a railroad, made it run , made it run against time, once I built a railroad, now its gone, brother can you spare a dime....
Caption #3: Dan, its not up to me, the network says you have to go, see they put it on the jumbotron so even you can see it.
Caption #4: Get this reply in the mail right away, it says here if I help this man in nigeria I will come into big money. Boy thats lucky, I lose my job and this sweet offer shows up in my mail. how lucky can you get?
Caption #5: What's this say here, oh blahblahblahblah YOURE FIRED blahblah Love and kisses, Don Hewitt. oh, he's such a kidder that guy...
17. Posted by Frank Martin | September 10, 2004 2:27 PM |
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Posted on September 10, 2004 14:27
18. Posted by tony | September 10, 2004 2:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Okay, we'll run it, but you swear those f---ers at Wizbang aren't gonna get a hold of this, right?"
18. Posted by tony | September 10, 2004 2:27 PM |
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Posted on September 10, 2004 14:27
19. Posted by Tom | September 10, 2004 2:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Fair and Balanced .... heh heh heh.... they can kiss my ass.
19. Posted by Tom | September 10, 2004 2:27 PM |
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Posted on September 10, 2004 14:27
20. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 10, 2004 2:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...and you're absolutely certain that our expert, Laurence Simon, confirmed this document?"
(maybe Rather should try a do over as well)
20. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 10, 2004 2:28 PM |
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Posted on September 10, 2004 14:28
21. Posted by CT | September 10, 2004 2:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Run this baby a couple a dozen times through the copier. Its a letter from Nixon, ordering Kerry to Cambodia on Chrsitams-Eve of 1968.
21. Posted by CT | September 10, 2004 2:30 PM |
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Posted on September 10, 2004 14:30
22. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 10, 2004 2:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Well if this is from the Washingtonienne as a source OK. But, we can't really use the codename 'Deep Throat.' So, what can we use...."
22. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 10, 2004 2:32 PM |
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Posted on September 10, 2004 14:32
23. Posted by wolf | September 10, 2004 2:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Here's some more SHE ET!"
23. Posted by wolf | September 10, 2004 2:36 PM |
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Posted on September 10, 2004 14:36
24. Posted by Frank Martin | September 10, 2004 2:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dan,
It's Belt OR Suspenders, not Belt AND Suspenders.
And for the last-freakin-time Dan, Black shoes -Black Socks, White Shoes-White socks.
24. Posted by Frank Martin | September 10, 2004 2:36 PM |
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Posted on September 10, 2004 14:36
25. Posted by wolf | September 10, 2004 2:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Here's some more SHE ET!"
25. Posted by wolf | September 10, 2004 2:37 PM |
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Posted on September 10, 2004 14:37
26. Posted by Eric | September 10, 2004 2:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"In light of the serious allegations regarding this story, and my participation in it, I humbly submit my resignation to protect the integrity of CBS News. I apologize for making baseless claims on substandard evidence."
Next frame
(Laughing) "Yeah, right! Run this puppy! BWA-HA-HA-HA"
26. Posted by Eric | September 10, 2004 2:38 PM |
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Posted on September 10, 2004 14:38
27. Posted by Viuort | September 10, 2004 2:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The source was new. I did'nt know he worked for FSB. Did we screw antoher guy at the Pentagon for the CIA?
27. Posted by Viuort | September 10, 2004 2:40 PM |
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Posted on September 10, 2004 14:40
28. Posted by Viuort | September 10, 2004 2:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The source was new. I did'nt know he worked for FSB. Did we screw antoher guy at the Pentagon for the CIA?
28. Posted by Viuort | September 10, 2004 2:40 PM |
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Posted on September 10, 2004 14:40
29. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 10, 2004 2:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"OK Dan, I'll send it, but to be honest with you, I don't think Shove It will win this weeks Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest."
29. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 10, 2004 2:42 PM |
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Posted on September 10, 2004 14:42
30. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 10, 2004 2:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I've Been Wizbanged
[ Didn't win last week, thought I'd give it another shot ;) ]
30. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 10, 2004 2:46 PM |
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Posted on September 10, 2004 14:46
31. Posted by buckethead | September 10, 2004 2:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
My ass isn't gonna get fact checked on this, right?
Thanks for the hot tip, President Kerry!
Notice the wary expression as the prey nervously accepts the bait.
31. Posted by buckethead | September 10, 2004 2:46 PM |
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Posted on September 10, 2004 14:46
32. Posted by G8rGirl | September 10, 2004 2:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Mr. Rather, I swear it's real. Hey, let's shake on it."
"Nice work, kid. As you can see I've made a few notes...plus, didn't I tell you before, (whispers) ix-nay on the 'th'...."
32. Posted by G8rGirl | September 10, 2004 2:48 PM |
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Posted on September 10, 2004 14:48
33. Posted by The Zero Boss | September 10, 2004 2:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What the hell, run it - I'm retiring soon.
33. Posted by The Zero Boss | September 10, 2004 2:49 PM |
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Posted on September 10, 2004 14:49
34. Posted by Hugo | September 10, 2004 2:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Geez thanks, and BTW you look good in that 'magic hat' John . . .
34. Posted by Hugo | September 10, 2004 2:51 PM |
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Posted on September 10, 2004 14:51
35. Posted by Jeff Harrell | September 10, 2004 2:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's work, banks are going bust, shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter. Punks are running wild in the street and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it. We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat, and we sit watching our TV's while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that's the way it's supposed to be. We know things are bad - worse than bad. They're crazy. It's like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't go out anymore. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we are living in is getting smaller, and all we say is, "Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials and I won't say anything. Just leave us alone." Well, I'm not gonna leave you alone. I want you to get mad! I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot - I don't want you to write to your congressman because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street. All I know is that first you've got to get mad.
(Points awarded for originality: zero. But I'm leading the field in the length competition!)
35. Posted by Jeff Harrell | September 10, 2004 2:52 PM |
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Posted on September 10, 2004 14:52
36. Posted by SJDoss | September 10, 2004 2:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This just came through the fax Mr. Rather, a memo detailing John Kerry's Vietnam service was Republican deception masterminded by Karl Rove
36. Posted by SJDoss | September 10, 2004 2:53 PM |
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Posted on September 10, 2004 14:53
37. Posted by Val Prieto | September 10, 2004 2:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Who is this Clinton Portis guy anyway?
37. Posted by Val Prieto | September 10, 2004 2:53 PM |
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Posted on September 10, 2004 14:53
38. Posted by Dean Satterlee | September 10, 2004 2:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Is this spell checked?
38. Posted by Dean Satterlee | September 10, 2004 2:53 PM |
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Posted on September 10, 2004 14:53
39. Posted by Jeff Harrell | September 10, 2004 2:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Why me?"
"Because you're on television, dummy."
(Okay, enough with the Network quotes.)
39. Posted by Jeff Harrell | September 10, 2004 2:54 PM |
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Posted on September 10, 2004 14:54
40. Posted by Skip | September 10, 2004 3:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Is that a fact?
40. Posted by Skip | September 10, 2004 3:06 PM |
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Posted on September 10, 2004 15:06
41. Posted by MATT | September 10, 2004 3:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Intern: "But Mr. Rather, I was j