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Comments (142)
"Whaddya mean 4 more years!... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Phx Rising | September 24, 2004 4:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Whaddya mean 4 more years!"
1. Posted by Phx Rising | September 24, 2004 4:28 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 16:28
2. Posted by Johnny Walker Red | September 24, 2004 4:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Can you say dis-en-FRAN-chise-ment?"
2. Posted by Johnny Walker Red | September 24, 2004 4:32 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 16:32
3. Posted by DrSteve | September 24, 2004 4:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"So thats three, four, five positions on Iraq this week."
3. Posted by DrSteve | September 24, 2004 4:33 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 16:33
4. Posted by Paul | September 24, 2004 4:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What? No Ketchup? Talk to the hand!
4. Posted by Paul | September 24, 2004 4:33 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 16:33
5. Posted by George Thomas | September 24, 2004 4:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
" You're voting for " WHO!!!'
5. Posted by George Thomas | September 24, 2004 4:33 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 16:33
6. Posted by DrSteve | September 24, 2004 4:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Note the childlike spelling of "that's" -- with no apostrophe. Adds to the realism of the post, I say.
[hangs head in shame]
6. Posted by DrSteve | September 24, 2004 4:35 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 16:35
7. Posted by hobgoblin | September 24, 2004 4:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Four? You're four? Oh, how sweet. That's how many state's I'm going to carry in November . . .
7. Posted by hobgoblin | September 24, 2004 4:36 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 16:36
8. Posted by hobgoblin | September 24, 2004 4:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yes, son, the next heiress I marry will have to have at least FOUR billion dollars.
8. Posted by hobgoblin | September 24, 2004 4:39 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 16:39
9. Posted by Paul | September 24, 2004 4:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As long as Rodney Dill stays away, I have a chance.
P
9. Posted by Paul | September 24, 2004 4:44 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 16:44
10. Posted by Frank | September 24, 2004 4:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Votes? You'll get this many.
10. Posted by Frank | September 24, 2004 4:47 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 16:47
11. Posted by Rick Holte | September 24, 2004 4:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
" I lost these two fingers after your supporter's ripped my Bush/Cheney sign out of my hand"
11. Posted by Rick Holte | September 24, 2004 4:48 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 16:48
12. Posted by Rick Holte | September 24, 2004 4:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"TALK TO THE HAND, B-ITCH!!!"
12. Posted by Rick Holte | September 24, 2004 4:49 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 16:49
13. Posted by Sean | September 24, 2004 4:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kerry interviews a new campaign manager.
13. Posted by Sean | September 24, 2004 4:52 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 16:52
14. Posted by Debra | September 24, 2004 4:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"what?" "You've only flip flopped four times?" "Sorry little buddy but I have you beat by at least 10!!"
"maybe when you grow up you can me the master flip-flopper just like me"
14. Posted by Debra | September 24, 2004 4:58 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 16:58
15. Posted by Phil Smith | September 24, 2004 5:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Ooooooh, aren't you a smart little boy!! From now on, I'LL try putting ALL my fingers in the wind instead of just one!!"
15. Posted by Phil Smith | September 24, 2004 5:01 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 17:01
16. Posted by Matt | September 24, 2004 5:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John Kerry is rebuffed by a four-year-old as he proves yet again that he has no sense of personal space.
16. Posted by Matt | September 24, 2004 5:07 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 17:07
17. Posted by mijammie | September 24, 2004 5:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I actually said it was three before I said it was four!"
17. Posted by mijammie | September 24, 2004 5:10 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 17:10
18. Posted by SpaceMonkey | September 24, 2004 5:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kerry: That booboo looks purple heart worthy!
18. Posted by SpaceMonkey | September 24, 2004 5:14 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 17:14
19. Posted by pylorns | September 24, 2004 5:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh My God! Give this man a breath mint!
19. Posted by pylorns | September 24, 2004 5:15 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 17:15
20. Posted by Jumper #593 | September 24, 2004 5:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
My man is W. Now back off ketchup boy!
20. Posted by Jumper #593 | September 24, 2004 5:16 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 17:16
21. Posted by MahaRichie | September 24, 2004 5:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Look here you little punk,I'm a war hero.Don't flash any of your gang signs at me!"
21. Posted by MahaRichie | September 24, 2004 5:16 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 17:16
22. Posted by SpaceMonkey | September 24, 2004 5:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kerry: Who YOU gonna tell I took your lunch money?
22. Posted by SpaceMonkey | September 24, 2004 5:17 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 17:17
23. Posted by Norman | September 24, 2004 5:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I was going to do the number of positions on Iraq, but (despite the grammatical error) I see that Dr. Steve has beaten me to the punch. Rather than come up with something else, I'll toss my support to him.
23. Posted by Norman | September 24, 2004 5:20 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 17:20
24. Posted by billy | September 24, 2004 5:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
you only want me for my pimp juice...
24. Posted by billy | September 24, 2004 5:28 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 17:28
25. Posted by m | September 24, 2004 5:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Senator John Kerry, Democratic presidential nominee, expresses surprise when Tyler Bishop of Tuckalo, Ark., flashes a "W" in response to the senator's obsequious pandering.
25. Posted by m | September 24, 2004 5:31 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 17:31
26. Posted by OneDrummer | September 24, 2004 5:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kerry - I hear you come highly recommended by Mary Mapes and Joe Lockhart.....
Kid - I think I can copy three of those pages you have, but not the other three....
26. Posted by OneDrummer | September 24, 2004 5:33 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 17:33
27. Posted by RodgerH | September 24, 2004 5:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What am I paying you - $30,000.....and all I got were those lousy MS Word documents.....what's a candidate to do.....If I give you $40,000 will you use a IBM Selectric?
27. Posted by RodgerH | September 24, 2004 5:35 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 17:35
28. Posted by Joe R. | September 24, 2004 5:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh no son, I haven't spent nearly that many days in the Senate this year.
28. Posted by Joe R. | September 24, 2004 5:38 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 17:38
29. Posted by Jmaster | September 24, 2004 5:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
“You type your entire blog with three fingers on one hand? That’s great, Oliver! "
"And by the way, you look much smaller in person than you do in the picture on your web site.”
29. Posted by Jmaster | September 24, 2004 5:39 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 17:39
30. Posted by OneDrummer | September 24, 2004 5:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Senator Kerry and campaign manager Joe Lockhart prepare to respond to Iraqi Prime Minister Allawi's speech before Congress Thursday...
Lockhart - Talk about puppets, John. Kids like puppet shows.
30. Posted by OneDrummer | September 24, 2004 5:39 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 17:39
31. Posted by Jimmy James | September 24, 2004 5:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's not a 3 Mr Kerry! It's a W silly!
31. Posted by Jimmy James | September 24, 2004 5:39 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 17:39
32. Posted by Kot Begemot | September 24, 2004 5:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In a nuanced reenactment, John Kerry illustrates just how he would have behaved on the morning of 9/11 when informed of the terrorist attacks. Here, little Jimmy counts down the number of seconds before Kerry is to heroically and presidentially spring into action.
32. Posted by Kot Begemot | September 24, 2004 5:39 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 17:39
33. Posted by Andrew | September 24, 2004 5:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You have 3 brothers? Wow, that's how many SUVs I bought last week!
33. Posted by Andrew | September 24, 2004 5:39 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 17:39
34. Posted by Wally6500 | September 24, 2004 5:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Your mother's worth how much?
34. Posted by Wally6500 | September 24, 2004 5:40 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 17:40
35. Posted by Mike | September 24, 2004 5:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OK, see, I took away two and then I'm going to take two more away and then Mr. What'syourname that will leave you with just one finger, OK.
35. Posted by Mike | September 24, 2004 5:43 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 17:43
36. Posted by OneDrummer | September 24, 2004 5:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Senator Kerry is shocked to learn the children in the Carribbean are clothed.....
36. Posted by OneDrummer | September 24, 2004 5:47 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 17:47
37. Posted by OneDrummer | September 24, 2004 5:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John Kerry receives the endorsement of another lemonade stand volunteer on Friday, broadening his fundraising support among illegal minor campaign contributors.
37. Posted by OneDrummer | September 24, 2004 5:55 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 17:55
38. Posted by OneDrummer | September 24, 2004 6:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mister, I've asked you three times already, please sign that Form 180......
38. Posted by OneDrummer | September 24, 2004 6:04 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 18:04
39. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 24, 2004 6:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Snoopy?"
39. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 24, 2004 6:06 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 18:06
40. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 24, 2004 6:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Snoopy?"
40. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 24, 2004 6:07 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 18:07
41. Posted by OneDrummer | September 24, 2004 6:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Senator Kerry enjoys an up and coming rap artist, Sir-Counts-A-Lot, last Wednesday during playtime at Collinswood Elementary.
41. Posted by OneDrummer | September 24, 2004 6:08 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 18:08
42. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 24, 2004 6:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Nice Horsey."
42. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 24, 2004 6:09 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 18:09
43. Posted by Randy P. | September 24, 2004 6:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Senator John Kerry inquires as to how many red stars on your homework it takes to get an early release to the playground.
43. Posted by Randy P. | September 24, 2004 6:22 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 18:22
44. Posted by mimikintoe | September 24, 2004 6:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"How many dollars can you spare for my vanity run at the White House? ... Is that three or four? ... Don't you have a bicycle you can sell? Don't you know who I am?"
44. Posted by mimikintoe | September 24, 2004 6:35 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 18:35
45. Posted by Russ | September 24, 2004 6:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Why, yes. Yes, I do have three Purple Hearts."
45. Posted by Russ | September 24, 2004 6:48 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 18:48
46. Posted by The Zero Boss | September 24, 2004 6:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Whoah, you're *three*, huh? Well, you just remember to tell your mommy to write ONE-EIGHT on your Absentee Voter Registration Card, okay?
46. Posted by The Zero Boss | September 24, 2004 6:51 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 18:51
47. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 24, 2004 6:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Smell my fingers, I went poop by myself, but I can't reach the sink."
47. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 24, 2004 6:52 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 18:52
48. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 24, 2004 6:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"My daddy say's your wife's a crack ho."
48. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 24, 2004 6:55 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 18:55
49. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 24, 2004 7:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
one...two...three...four,
You're a loser, like Al Gore.
49. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 24, 2004 7:00 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 19:00
50. Posted by EdWonk | September 24, 2004 7:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Young Kerry Operative Telling The Candidate How Many Points That He is Behind Bush in Florida
50. Posted by EdWonk | September 24, 2004 7:00 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 19:00
51. Posted by digsAlot | September 24, 2004 7:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
My momma knew Bill Clinton. Bill Clinton was a friend of my momma. Senator, you're no Bill Clinton.
51. Posted by digsAlot | September 24, 2004 7:00 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 19:00
52. Posted by TC-LeatherPenguin | September 24, 2004 7:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kerry: You're three years old?"
Kid: "No, silly. That's not for "three". That's a "W". Now back off. Your brie breath is gonna make me hurl."
52. Posted by TC-LeatherPenguin | September 24, 2004 7:03 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 19:03
53. Posted by Jim Kouri | September 24, 2004 7:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Wow, you've got three daddies???"
53. Posted by Jim Kouri | September 24, 2004 7:05 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 19:05
54. Posted by OneDrummer | September 24, 2004 7:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey mister, that crazy lady with you said that one state is not a whole state.... does that mean it's three states? Or is it just missing three counties?
54. Posted by OneDrummer | September 24, 2004 7:18 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 19:18
55. Posted by Puddle Pirate | September 24, 2004 7:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You'll carry this many states."
55. Posted by Puddle Pirate | September 24, 2004 7:19 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 19:19
56. Posted by Matt | September 24, 2004 7:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dad, I just turned 4!
56. Posted by Matt | September 24, 2004 7:19 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 19:19
57. Posted by McCain | September 24, 2004 7:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No son, I will be the SECOND black President.
57. Posted by McCain | September 24, 2004 7:31 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 19:31
58. Posted by K | September 24, 2004 7:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Get your ugly ass Shar-Pei mug out of my face Mister ...
and get ya some of those oral care milk bones will ya...you breath stinks worse then my doggies behind"
58. Posted by K | September 24, 2004 7:32 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 19:32
59. Posted by OneDrummer | September 24, 2004 7:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You're three? Great!
When I was your age, I had cut off ears, cut off heads, taped wires from portable telephones to human genitals and turned up the power, cut off limbs, blown up bodies, randomly shot at civilians, razed villages in fashion reminiscent of Ghengis Khan, shot cattle and dogs for fun, poisoned food stocks, and generally ravaged the countryside of South Vietnam..
59. Posted by OneDrummer | September 24, 2004 7:34 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 19:34
60. Posted by OneDrummer | September 24, 2004 7:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You're three? Last time I saw someone your age, I shot the little bastard in the back with a 50 cal as he ran away from me......
60. Posted by OneDrummer | September 24, 2004 7:36 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 19:36
61. Posted by McCain | September 24, 2004 7:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Senator Kerry seeking the support of yet another foreign leader -- Jeremy Koomba, leader of table #6 in Mrs. Johnson's Kindergarten class, Nairobi Kenya.
61. Posted by McCain | September 24, 2004 7:40 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 19:40
62. Posted by OneDrummer | September 24, 2004 7:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John Kerry oversees an absentee voter registration drive sponsored by the NAACP's National Voter Fund yesterday in Lake County.
62. Posted by OneDrummer | September 24, 2004 7:44 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 19:44
63. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 24, 2004 7:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Mommy says if you're n'glected you'd be resident scarey."
63. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 24, 2004 7:46 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 19:46
64. Posted by Hunter | September 24, 2004 7:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
- ....You tell her I'm not paying a dime over 2 grand a month....and stop calling me daddy...."
64. Posted by Hunter | September 24, 2004 7:47 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 19:47
65. Posted by OneDrummer | September 24, 2004 7:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John Kerry visits his son, Tyrone, at school yesterday, proving once and for all, that his wife Teresa Heinz-Kerry is indeed an African-American.
65. Posted by OneDrummer | September 24, 2004 7:47 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 19:47
66. Posted by McCain | September 24, 2004 7:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Senator Kerry interviewing applicant for new Iraqi Prime Minister, who correctly answers how many points are in a Sunni Triangle.
66. Posted by McCain | September 24, 2004 7:52 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 19:52
67. Posted by OneDrummer | September 24, 2004 7:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Senator Kerry receives his annual prostate examination yesterday while discussing his healthcare plan with students from MLK Elementary.
67. Posted by OneDrummer | September 24, 2004 7:53 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 19:53
68. Posted by Stephen Macklin | September 24, 2004 8:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pssst. Hey, Jimmy. I'll distract him with the finger trick and you hit him in the balls with your lunchbox.
68. Posted by Stephen Macklin | September 24, 2004 8:01 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 20:01
69. Posted by Dave | September 24, 2004 8:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pull my finger!
69. Posted by Dave | September 24, 2004 8:03 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 20:03
70. Posted by Chris W. | September 24, 2004 8:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That's right little boy, I AM going to quadruple your father's tax rate.
70. Posted by Chris W. | September 24, 2004 8:11 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 20:11
71. Posted by kieth | September 24, 2004 8:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Senator Kerry sits astonished as "Reaganomics" is explained...
71. Posted by kieth | September 24, 2004 8:23 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 20:23
72. Posted by Brad Husotn | September 24, 2004 8:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mr. Kerry,
It's a four point plan. First your for the war, then against, then for, then against.
72. Posted by Brad Husotn | September 24, 2004 8:42 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 20:42
73. Posted by Brad Huston | September 24, 2004 8:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mr. Kerry,
It's a four point plan. First your for the war, then against, then for, then against.
73. Posted by Brad Huston | September 24, 2004 8:43 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 20:43
74. Posted by MahaRichie | September 24, 2004 8:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Senator,you are now in a deep state of hypnosis,you will not be able to move,you will not be able to speak,you will never be able to flip-flop again..."
74. Posted by MahaRichie | September 24, 2004 8:50 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 20:50
75. Posted by MahaRichie | September 24, 2004 8:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Senator,you are now in a deep state of hypnosis,you will not be able to move,you will not be able to speak,you will never be able to flip-flop again..."
75. Posted by MahaRichie | September 24, 2004 8:51 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 20:51
76. Posted by Cowboy Blob | September 24, 2004 9:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey, Mister, didn't you play a tree in a movie? Why are you still in the costume? Can I touch it? Does it hurt?
76. Posted by Cowboy Blob | September 24, 2004 9:15 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 21:15
77. Posted by KCTrio | September 24, 2004 9:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Caption: Kerry accidently blows some gas out of the other end for a change (the end wherein his brain lies).
Kerry: "Oops, I think that was a Hershey-squirt, but it felt pretty good."
1st Young Child: "That's OK mister, I did that 3, maybe 4 times today already."
2nd Young Child: "Yeah, but this guy's smelled nasty."
77. Posted by KCTrio | September 24, 2004 9:15 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 21:15
78. Posted by Rocketman | September 24, 2004 9:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Raise one finger for every time I voted in the Senate this year"
78. Posted by Rocketman | September 24, 2004 9:18 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 21:18
79. Posted by Jeffos | September 24, 2004 9:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"If I go to Emerald City with you, do you think the Wizard would give me a brain?"
That stupid expression on his face - he just looks like the Scarecrow. Apologies to Ray Bolger.
79. Posted by Jeffos | September 24, 2004 9:33 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 21:33
80. Posted by notthisgirl | September 24, 2004 9:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Young Lad Shows Senator Kerry How Many Times His Mommy Intends to Vote For Him.
80. Posted by notthisgirl | September 24, 2004 9:36 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 21:36
81. Posted by Carl Smith | September 24, 2004 10:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What so great about a bronze and silver star. I got three gold stars last week.
81. Posted by Carl Smith | September 24, 2004 10:01 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 22:01
82. Posted by Freeven | September 24, 2004 10:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That's right, Billy. Four whole months. Wanna hear about my secret mission into Cambodia?
82. Posted by Freeven | September 24, 2004 10:02 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 22:02
83. Posted by DrSteve | September 24, 2004 10:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"We learned a new Rumsfeld fighting style in recess today -- mesmerizing flashbulb hands!"
Don't throw your vote away, Norman!
83. Posted by DrSteve | September 24, 2004 10:03 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 22:03
84. Posted by OneDrummer | September 24, 2004 10:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Son, that's right. If you get hit with three spitwads, you get to leave Mrs. Hannigan's stupid math class and go to recess instead.......
84. Posted by OneDrummer | September 24, 2004 10:22 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 22:22
85. Posted by MahaRichie | September 24, 2004 10:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Mommy told me to tell you thwee things..Shove it...you idiot....Scumbag !
85. Posted by MahaRichie | September 24, 2004 10:31 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 22:31
86. Posted by Larry | September 24, 2004 10:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...you don't have a daddy anymore, and your mommy has $3 billion dollars?"
86. Posted by Larry | September 24, 2004 10:45 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 22:45
87. Posted by Timmer | September 24, 2004 11:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That's right, "W" does stand for wind- surfing...and...wussie...how cute is that..hehehe...and...Wonderbread motherf*ucker???!!!
87. Posted by Timmer | September 24, 2004 11:15 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 23:15
88. Posted by Sergeant America | September 24, 2004 11:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Three" my little black ass! It's a "W;" ya' honky son-of-a-bitch!
88. Posted by Sergeant America | September 24, 2004 11:51 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 23:51
89. Posted by Spirit Fingers | September 24, 2004 11:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You. Me. Bush. At the flagpole at six o' clock. My turf, my rules.
89. Posted by Spirit Fingers | September 24, 2004 11:54 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 23:54
90. Posted by Editor | September 24, 2004 11:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kerry: Wait, wait, wait - hold on kid. I gotta think about this. Two-plus-one equals... Hey, James, what the hell do our internals say two-plus-one equals, today?
90. Posted by Editor | September 24, 2004 11:58 PM |
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Posted on September 24, 2004 23:58
91. Posted by Ron - WI | September 25, 2004 12:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Little Boy: when I was in Vietnam I got this many purple heart awards.
91. Posted by Ron - WI | September 25, 2004 12:02 AM |
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Posted on September 25, 2004 00:02
92. Posted by Editor | September 25, 2004 12:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kid: What's that smell?
Kerry: Smell? What smell? I don't smell anything.
92. Posted by Editor | September 25, 2004 12:05 AM |
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Posted on September 25, 2004 00:05
93. Posted by ConanTheRepublican | September 25, 2004 12:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh! Your daddy died and your mommy is rich, that's very interesting.
93. Posted by ConanTheRepublican | September 25, 2004 12:40 AM |
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Posted on September 25, 2004 00:40
94. Posted by McCain | September 25, 2004 1:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Observing Mrs. Robert’s daily spelling lesson, Presidential hopeful John Kerry learns that the “Three R” subjects do not really all start with the letter “R”. With renewed confidence, Senator Kerry issues a press release stating, “W STANDS FOR RONG.”
94. Posted by McCain | September 25, 2004 1:44 AM |
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Posted on September 25, 2004 01:44
95. Posted by McCain | September 25, 2004 1:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In a recurring nightmare, Senator Kerry is introduced to his alter-ego. Good Kerry flips off evil Kerry which caused him to flop forward.
95. Posted by McCain | September 25, 2004 1:55 AM |
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Posted on September 25, 2004 01:55
96. Posted by McCain | September 25, 2004 2:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"1 finger for pee pee, 2 fingers for poo poo, and 3 fingers for both. Got it, potty face? Now grab a seat, mister."
96. Posted by McCain | September 25, 2004 2:28 AM |
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Posted on September 25, 2004 02:28
97. Posted by Roundguy | September 25, 2004 3:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Damn! I still can't flip a bird!
97. Posted by Roundguy | September 25, 2004 3:24 AM |
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Posted on September 25, 2004 03:24
98. Posted by addison | September 25, 2004 3:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A young man shows Kerry how many voters are actually *for* him, rather than voting to oppose Bush.
98. Posted by addison | September 25, 2004 3:43 AM |
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Posted on September 25, 2004 03:43
99. Posted by OneDrummer | September 25, 2004 3:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Okay, three dollars. You can play in my big bunny suit NASA gave me for three dollars.
99. Posted by OneDrummer | September 25, 2004 3:58 AM |
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Posted on September 25, 2004 03:58
100. Posted by OneDrummer | September 25, 2004 4:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mister, can you name three important pieces of legislation that your sponsored in twenty years of being a Senator?
100. Posted by OneDrummer | September 25, 2004 4:13 AM |
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Posted on September 25, 2004 04:13
101. Posted by hatless in hattiesburg | September 25, 2004 4:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
all these captions are winners! (even the duplicates...)
101. Posted by hatless in hattiesburg | September 25, 2004 4:41 AM |
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Posted on September 25, 2004 04:41
102. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 25, 2004 9:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"My name is Jamal, and I approve this bitch slap."
102. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 25, 2004 9:53 AM |
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Posted on September 25, 2004 09:53
103. Posted by Swede | September 25, 2004 10:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Four Little Debbies'!!! You little pirate, you only charged me three for that memo job, and let's be honest kid, that wasn't some of your best work.
103. Posted by Swede | September 25, 2004 10:10 AM |
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Posted on September 25, 2004 10:10
104. Posted by Jim S. | September 25, 2004 10:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Really, you've been in four Turkish prisons?
104. Posted by Jim S. | September 25, 2004 10:54 AM |
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Posted on September 25, 2004 10:54
105. Posted by OneDrummer | September 25, 2004 10:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I know you told her 3 times the dog ate your homework Kenny, but if you can write your own after-action report, you'll get those gold stars.
105. Posted by OneDrummer | September 25, 2004 10:55 AM |
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Posted on September 25, 2004 10:55
106. Posted by OneDrummer | September 25, 2004 12:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So, if that other guy gets elected, I'll be drafted in three years?
106. Posted by OneDrummer | September 25, 2004 12:12 PM |
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Posted on September 25, 2004 12:12
107. Posted by Laurence Simon | September 25, 2004 12:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Holy crap... these things come in black?"
"I'm going to get my ass kicked in how many debates?"
107. Posted by Laurence Simon | September 25, 2004 12:22 PM |
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Posted on September 25, 2004 12:22
108. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 25, 2004 1:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DRUDGE BREAKING: John Kerry attempts to demonstrate his vocal and ethnic superiority as a presidential candidate by singing a comforting song to this young fellow.
Swing low sweet chariot, ....
108. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 25, 2004 1:09 PM |
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Posted on September 25, 2004 13:09
109. Posted by stan25 | September 25, 2004 1:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Give this boy a Silver Star.
109. Posted by stan25 | September 25, 2004 1:10 PM |
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Posted on September 25, 2004 13:10
110. Posted by McCain | September 25, 2004 1:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sharing a lighthearted moment on the campaign trail, Veep hopeful John Edwards jokes that there are really three Americas.
110. Posted by McCain | September 25, 2004 1:50 PM |
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Posted on September 25, 2004 13:50
111. Posted by OneDrummer | September 25, 2004 2:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You're mommy was third in line at the sign up for Section 8 housing? That's great, Dominic.
My wife made Fortune 400's wealthiest family list once again this year. Whaddya think of them there apples, huh?
111. Posted by OneDrummer | September 25, 2004 2:20 PM |
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Posted on September 25, 2004 14:20
112. Posted by OneDrummer | September 25, 2004 2:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John Kerry is shown interviewing a future secret service agent. Cadet Dwayne Milhouse is willing to be cursed at three times while skiing or mountain biking with Senator Kerry.
112. Posted by OneDrummer | September 25, 2004 2:26 PM |
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Posted on September 25, 2004 14:26
113. Posted by OneDrummer | September 25, 2004 2:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Max Cleland tells John Kerry how many times he called Bill Burkett before obtaining forged documents.....
113. Posted by OneDrummer | September 25, 2004 2:30 PM |
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Posted on September 25, 2004 14:30
114. Posted by OneDrummer | September 25, 2004 2:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John Kerry meeting the grandson of General Giap in Paris last week, shows his facination with rap culture.....
114. Posted by OneDrummer | September 25, 2004 2:34 PM |
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Posted on September 25, 2004 14:34
115. Posted by OneDrummer | September 25, 2004 2:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Billy Donovan shows John Kerry the proper way to extend his hand when reaching out to American allies in the war on terror.....
"See, you keep all your fingers extended and shake hands. You've just been using your middle finger, mister!"
115. Posted by OneDrummer | September 25, 2004 2:37 PM |
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Posted on September 25, 2004 14:37
116. Posted by The WASP | September 25, 2004 5:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
you wouldn't have taken out Sadddam? bend over and let me bitch slap you...
116. Posted by The WASP | September 25, 2004 5:20 PM |
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Posted on September 25, 2004 17:20
117. Posted by The WASP | September 25, 2004 5:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
previously to the boy next to him-
our daddy's are in the national guard and here comes that jerk Kerry, I'll get him to bend over and grab him by the hair and you kick the rich ass priveleged boy in the ass....
117. Posted by The WASP | September 25, 2004 5:23 PM |
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Posted on September 25, 2004 17:23
118. Posted by The WASP | September 25, 2004 5:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I see dead campaigns..
118. Posted by The WASP | September 25, 2004 5:25 PM |
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Posted on September 25, 2004 17:25
119. Posted by OneDrummer | September 25, 2004 6:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Good try, Mitchell. But the proper way to surrender is to extend both of your arms over your head a little bit higher. Trust me, I've had a lot of practice.....
119. Posted by OneDrummer | September 25, 2004 6:12 PM |
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Posted on September 25, 2004 18:12
120. Posted by OneDrummer | September 25, 2004 6:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Darius, listen I'm telling you this works. If you keep telling the teacher you were home sick, when you were at the Toys R Us 50 miles away, they have no way to prove you weren't there. Trust me, I've told folks I'm where I am not for over 35 years.....
120. Posted by OneDrummer | September 25, 2004 6:15 PM |
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Posted on September 25, 2004 18:15
121. Posted by roger | September 25, 2004 6:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"That's right, Bush has fucked up this country 4 years in a row. Very good, Johnny"
121. Posted by roger | September 25, 2004 6:28 PM |
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Posted on September 25, 2004 18:28
122. Posted by McGehee | September 25, 2004 8:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Excellent salute, Bobby. You'll make a terrific Naval officer someday."
122. Posted by McGehee | September 25, 2004 8:51 PM |
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Posted on September 25, 2004 20:51
123. Posted by CrzyDJM | September 25, 2004 9:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Do YOU have any forged documents?"
123. Posted by CrzyDJM | September 25, 2004 9:24 PM |
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Posted on September 25, 2004 21:24
124. Posted by OneDrummer | September 26, 2004 2:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mister, if you hold the baseball this way, using these fingers, you should be able to get the ball across the plate next time at Fenway......
124. Posted by OneDrummer | September 26, 2004 2:15 AM |
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Posted on September 26, 2004 02:15
125. Posted by McCain | September 26, 2004 2:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Once again, John Kerry's national security adviser identifies and explains the Axis of Evil.
125. Posted by McCain | September 26, 2004 2:26 AM |
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Posted on September 26, 2004 02:26
126. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 26, 2004 7:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I know who you are, you're one of the Asses of Evil that teacher told us about."
126. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 26, 2004 7:41 AM |
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Posted on September 26, 2004 07:41
127. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 26, 2004 7:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Even at this stage of the campaign, John Kerry is still trying to discredit the Botox treatment claim by demonstrating to everyone he meets that he can wrinkle his forehead.
127. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 26, 2004 7:44 AM |
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Posted on September 26, 2004 07:44
128. Posted by OneDrummer | September 26, 2004 11:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You've got three favorite cap guns? My favorite gun is a Communist Chinese assualt rifle that reminds me of my time in Cambodia....
128. Posted by OneDrummer | September 26, 2004 11:46 AM |
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Posted on September 26, 2004 11:46
129. Posted by Stephen W. Stanton | September 26, 2004 12:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Ooh... You're right. I should have thrown my medals underhand with that nice flourish at the end. Flashy. Nice."
129. Posted by Stephen W. Stanton | September 26, 2004 12:01 PM |
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Posted on September 26, 2004 12:01
130. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 26, 2004 12:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You gotta big BANANA NOSE, HA HA HA!"
130. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 26, 2004 12:03 PM |
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Posted on September 26, 2004 12:03
131. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | September 26, 2004 1:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You see HOW MANY furrows on my forehead?
131. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | September 26, 2004 1:34 PM |
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Posted on September 26, 2004 13:34
132. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | September 26, 2004 1:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Precocious phrenologist P Doody counts the number of years Dubya will continue be President in Kerry's forehead.
132. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | September 26, 2004 1:38 PM |
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Posted on September 26, 2004 13:38
133. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | September 26, 2004 1:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sorry...
Precocious phrenologist P Doody counts the number of years Dubya will continue to be President in Kerry's forehead.
133. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | September 26, 2004 1:39 PM |
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Posted on September 26, 2004 13:39
134. Posted by Jim S. | September 26, 2004 2:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What a conicidence, my wife is an African-American too!
134. Posted by Jim S. | September 26, 2004 2:22 PM |
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Posted on September 26, 2004 14:22
135. Posted by Steve H. | September 26, 2004 4:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Read between the lines, bitch."
135. Posted by Steve H. | September 26, 2004 4:05 PM |
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Posted on September 26, 2004 16:05
136. Posted by RodgerH | September 26, 2004 4:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Very good Johnny...How'd you know how many votes I've been to on the Senate floor this year?
136. Posted by RodgerH | September 26, 2004 4:20 PM |
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Posted on September 26, 2004 16:20
137. Posted by RodgerH | September 26, 2004 4:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John Kerry, trying to prove he'll be the second "black" president, visits a pre-school class in the inner city. Little Johnny has just shown the senator how old he was (4) and the senator responded in kind: "Forshizzle dogg? That be the shizzle on da grizzle!"
137. Posted by RodgerH | September 26, 2004 4:23 PM |
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Posted on September 26, 2004 16:23
138. Posted by The WASP | September 26, 2004 5:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
1. we are not on welfare.
2. tax cuts for the rich is bull , even i know the rich pay most of the taxes.
3. you can't build a coalition past actors and rock stars and that won't win the war on terror, at least that's qhat I read on the blog, www.stungbythewasp.com.
now scram ans stop patronizing me..
138. Posted by The WASP | September 26, 2004 5:49 PM |
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Posted on September 26, 2004 17:49
139. Posted by Stephen W. Stanton | September 26, 2004 6:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So if I advocate a longer recess, do you think you can get your mommy to vote for me?
139. Posted by Stephen W. Stanton | September 26, 2004 6:05 PM |
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Posted on September 26, 2004 18:05
140. Posted by Stephen W. Stanton | September 26, 2004 6:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Whaddaya mean you like Bush? Son, let me explain something to you. As an African American, you need to understand that you have a special duty to support democrats. Do you think you got into this swanky private school based on merit? If it weren't for the preferences I support, no blacks would succeed at anything. Bush is the racist for suggesting otherwise.
140. Posted by Stephen W. Stanton | September 26, 2004 6:43 PM |
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Posted on September 26, 2004 18:43
141. Posted by tony | September 26, 2004 7:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"The over-under on Botox comments for this contest was 4, Mr. Kerry. Now give me $100, and never take the over again."
141. Posted by tony | September 26, 2004 7:33 PM |
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Posted on September 26, 2004 19:33
142. Posted by Kevin | September 27, 2004 12:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Winners announced. Comments are now closed.
142. Posted by Kevin | September 27, 2004 12:51 AM |
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Posted on September 27, 2004 00:51