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Comments (61)
Kerry: He's with stupid.</p... (Below threshold)1. Posted by spacemonkey | September 27, 2004 11:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kerry: He's with stupid.
1. Posted by spacemonkey | September 27, 2004 11:32 AM |
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Posted on September 27, 2004 11:32
2. Posted by JORGE O. PELAEZ | September 27, 2004 11:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
He's Picking Up the Tab !
2. Posted by JORGE O. PELAEZ | September 27, 2004 11:32 AM |
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Posted on September 27, 2004 11:32
3. Posted by Laurence Simon | September 27, 2004 11:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I said his glass was half-full before I said it was half-empty."
3. Posted by Laurence Simon | September 27, 2004 11:54 AM |
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Posted on September 27, 2004 11:54
4. Posted by bullwinkle | September 27, 2004 11:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Charge this to the republican at the end of the bar.
4. Posted by bullwinkle | September 27, 2004 11:59 AM |
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Posted on September 27, 2004 11:59
5. Posted by Peter Samwel | September 27, 2004 12:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
See how beer is gone? What do I need to do to get mine that way?
5. Posted by Peter Samwel | September 27, 2004 12:00 PM |
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Posted on September 27, 2004 12:00
6. Posted by Peter Samwel | September 27, 2004 12:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
See how his beer is empty? What do I need to do to get mine that way?
6. Posted by Peter Samwel | September 27, 2004 12:01 PM |
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Posted on September 27, 2004 12:01
7. Posted by OneDrummer | September 27, 2004 12:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bartender? Give my friend some more of that cold, refreshing Kool-Aid from the special pitcher......
7. Posted by OneDrummer | September 27, 2004 12:24 PM |
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Posted on September 27, 2004 12:24
8. Posted by tony | September 27, 2004 12:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"This man is drinking water that he thinks is beer. That's what George Bush wants him to believe. The Republicans want you to believe that your water is beer. And when you're taking a shower, you're really taking a shower in beer. So we're going to get this man a real beer, let him drink it, and that's what we're going to do."
(Of course, you'll have the common decency to pronounce that "do" with a "y" and a drawn out "oo" sound at the end. And that's what we're going to dyooo.)
8. Posted by tony | September 27, 2004 12:31 PM |
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Posted on September 27, 2004 12:31
9. Posted by The WASP | September 27, 2004 12:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
you see, the kind of real men that support a Kerry administration drink only Zima..
9. Posted by The WASP | September 27, 2004 12:33 PM |
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Posted on September 27, 2004 12:33
10. Posted by bullwinkle | September 27, 2004 12:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'd like to buy these guys a drink, put it on Teresa's tab.
10. Posted by bullwinkle | September 27, 2004 12:53 PM |
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Posted on September 27, 2004 12:53
11. Posted by McCain | September 27, 2004 12:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mister, another beer for my wife please.....
11. Posted by McCain | September 27, 2004 12:56 PM |
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Posted on September 27, 2004 12:56
12. Posted by Rick Holte | September 27, 2004 1:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I actually said that this beer was “less filling”, before I said that it “tastes great”!
12. Posted by Rick Holte | September 27, 2004 1:09 PM |
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Posted on September 27, 2004 13:09
13. Posted by D Carter | September 27, 2004 1:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
My friend will have another beer. I think I'd prefer a King Alfonse, cognac instead of brandy, if you please. Whoa, look there, Brett threw another homerun.
13. Posted by D Carter | September 27, 2004 1:20 PM |
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Posted on September 27, 2004 13:20
14. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 27, 2004 1:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"No sir, He's the one that called in Lambert Field."
(between the G and the Leinenkugels sign, it kinda gives away the locations, though is could also be Michigan UP)
14. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 27, 2004 1:26 PM |
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Posted on September 27, 2004 13:26
15. Posted by Master of None | September 27, 2004 1:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
We never had beer like that in Cambodia
15. Posted by Master of None | September 27, 2004 1:27 PM |
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Posted on September 27, 2004 13:27
16. Posted by George | September 27, 2004 1:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kerry is "Doing a Lyndie." See:
http://badgas.co.uk/lynndie/
16. Posted by George | September 27, 2004 1:39 PM |
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Posted on September 27, 2004 13:39
17. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 27, 2004 2:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You wanna do my wife too? Take a number the line forms back there."
17. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 27, 2004 2:21 PM |
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Posted on September 27, 2004 14:21
18. Posted by spacemonkey | September 27, 2004 2:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And this, this is the trigger finger I used to fire my M-16, my 50 cal, my grenade launcher, my zippo...
18. Posted by spacemonkey | September 27, 2004 2:23 PM |
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Posted on September 27, 2004 14:23
19. Posted by Brian J. | September 27, 2004 2:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John Kerry is politicizing the Packer logo, and I will not stand for it.
19. Posted by Brian J. | September 27, 2004 2:47 PM |
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Posted on September 27, 2004 14:47
20. Posted by Sean | September 27, 2004 3:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Where can I get a hat like that guy's?
20. Posted by Sean | September 27, 2004 3:03 PM |
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Posted on September 27, 2004 15:03
21. Posted by Sean | September 27, 2004 3:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I didn't say this bar was full of filthy peasants - he did!
21. Posted by Sean | September 27, 2004 3:04 PM |
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Posted on September 27, 2004 15:04
22. Posted by Dave G. | September 27, 2004 3:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I stuck it up there and damn if it doesn't sell like Ketchup.
22. Posted by Dave G. | September 27, 2004 3:05 PM |
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Posted on September 27, 2004 15:05
23. Posted by Dave G. | September 27, 2004 3:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
oops...thats smell not sell
23. Posted by Dave G. | September 27, 2004 3:09 PM |
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Posted on September 27, 2004 15:09
24. Posted by El Jefe | September 27, 2004 3:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The beer is for the peasant in the hat. I'm having whatever Manny Ortez is having.
24. Posted by El Jefe | September 27, 2004 3:31 PM |
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Posted on September 27, 2004 15:31
25. Posted by sentinel | September 27, 2004 3:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I didn't fall off the stool...that sonufabitch pushed me!
25. Posted by sentinel | September 27, 2004 3:52 PM |
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Posted on September 27, 2004 15:52
26. Posted by MV_Photon | September 27, 2004 3:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wanna' see the scar from my first Purple Heart? Look under this hangnail!
26. Posted by MV_Photon | September 27, 2004 3:56 PM |
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Posted on September 27, 2004 15:56
27. Posted by Laurence Simon | September 27, 2004 4:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pass the beer nuts, Future Secretary of Beer Nuts.
27. Posted by Laurence Simon | September 27, 2004 4:07 PM |
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Posted on September 27, 2004 16:07
28. Posted by MahaRichie | September 27, 2004 4:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey barkeep,"this guy says he sits around his house on weekends in his underwear,drinking beer and entering caption contests..."
28. Posted by MahaRichie | September 27, 2004 4:36 PM |
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Posted on September 27, 2004 16:36
29. Posted by Andre3000 | September 27, 2004 5:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As TuhRayZuh said the other day, the common man agrees with me. Only an idiot would think otherwise.
29. Posted by Andre3000 | September 27, 2004 5:01 PM |
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Posted on September 27, 2004 17:01
30. Posted by Andre3000 | September 27, 2004 5:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
My manservant is carrying chilled Grey Poupon in which we could dip these pretzels.
30. Posted by Andre3000 | September 27, 2004 5:06 PM |
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Posted on September 27, 2004 17:06
31. Posted by Editor, Living Room Section | September 27, 2004 5:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hey, this guy told me to say Lambert Field so I wouldn't sound 'too French'."
31. Posted by Editor, Living Room Section | September 27, 2004 5:19 PM |
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Posted on September 27, 2004 17:19
32. Posted by Steven L. | September 27, 2004 5:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I don't spill beer. That SOB bumped into me."
32. Posted by Steven L. | September 27, 2004 5:31 PM |
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Posted on September 27, 2004 17:31
33. Posted by Andre3000 | September 27, 2004 5:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So a Presidential candidate walks into a bar...
33. Posted by Andre3000 | September 27, 2004 5:46 PM |
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Posted on September 27, 2004 17:46
34. Posted by Andre3000 | September 27, 2004 6:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This guy reminds me of a CIA agent whose hat I'm carrying. I only show it reluctantly to people prodded into asking me by my staff.
So were you going to ask if you could see my magic hat?
BTW, have I ever told you why I sing Christmas carols in Khmer?
34. Posted by Andre3000 | September 27, 2004 6:24 PM |
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Posted on September 27, 2004 18:24
35. Posted by Shivas Irons | September 27, 2004 6:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Take my wife..... please.
35. Posted by Shivas Irons | September 27, 2004 6:34 PM |
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Posted on September 27, 2004 18:34
36. Posted by -S- | September 27, 2004 7:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John Kerry sitting at the bar, says to the guy sitting beside him, in response to the guy's challenge:
"No, fella, THAT is right. And you are wrong. Right is that way>."
36. Posted by -S- | September 27, 2004 7:33 PM |
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Posted on September 27, 2004 19:33
37. Posted by -S- | September 27, 2004 7:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kerry to inquiring guy behind the bar:
"You! You go sit down there, and take this guy beside me with you. I want that guy in the black hat sitting next to me! And give everybody my autograph! Hey, first you have to pay for the beer! No get going!"
37. Posted by -S- | September 27, 2004 7:41 PM |
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Posted on September 27, 2004 19:41
38. Posted by -S- | September 27, 2004 7:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kerry to inquiring guy behind the bar:
"You! You go sit down there, and take this guy beside me with you. I want that guy in the black hat sitting next to me! And give everybody my autograph! Hey, first you have to pay for the beer! Now get going!"
38. Posted by -S- | September 27, 2004 7:42 PM |
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Posted on September 27, 2004 19:42
39. Posted by LF | September 27, 2004 7:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kerry may have had one too many beers, as indicated by his answer to the question: "Who in this bar is most qualified to be president?"
39. Posted by LF | September 27, 2004 7:50 PM |
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Posted on September 27, 2004 19:50
40. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 27, 2004 8:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Ok then, so these are buckeyes? right?"
40. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 27, 2004 8:49 PM |
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Posted on September 27, 2004 20:49
41. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 27, 2004 8:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey barkeep,"this guy says he sits around his house on weekends in his underwear,drinking beer and entering caption contests..."
Another underware jockey is born. Nice caption. Now isn't that more cathartic, (and fun) than just complaining about the anarchy?
41. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 27, 2004 8:53 PM |
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Posted on September 27, 2004 20:53
42. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 27, 2004 8:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey barkeep,"this guy says he sits around his house on weekends in his underwear,drinking beer and entering caption contests..."
Another underware jockey is born. Nice caption. Now isn't that more cathartic, (and fun) than just complaining about the anarchy?
42. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 27, 2004 8:54 PM |
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Posted on September 27, 2004 20:54
43. Posted by MahaRichie | September 27, 2004 9:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Glad to see your paying attention.
43. Posted by MahaRichie | September 27, 2004 9:10 PM |
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Posted on September 27, 2004 21:10
44. Posted by Tom | September 27, 2004 10:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Here I am trying to watch the frickin Packers, and this moron comes over talking polo, Jesus Frickin Christ almighty........... Polo..........."
44. Posted by Tom | September 27, 2004 10:14 PM |
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Posted on September 27, 2004 22:14
45. Posted by mojo | September 27, 2004 10:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"..."beer", huh? Gosh, that's fascinating. Now, could I get a case of Chauteau Auberge carried out to the bus, peasant?"
45. Posted by mojo | September 27, 2004 10:18 PM |
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Posted on September 27, 2004 22:18
46. Posted by OneDrummer | September 27, 2004 10:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey barkeep,"this guy says he sits around his house on weekends in his underwear,drinking beer and entering caption contests..."
hey, not too shabby maha. Really. Ya made me smirk with that one...
But are you really in the 'entertainment industry' as you stated in the other post? Us 'comedic geniuses' would like to know.... cuz if you're that good, why not bless us with better material than what ya have been given us? *wink wink nudge nudge*
46. Posted by OneDrummer | September 27, 2004 10:34 PM |
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Posted on September 27, 2004 22:34
47. Posted by MahaRichie | September 27, 2004 11:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yes,OD I am a blessed to be a full time entertainer.I know I am probably being too critical of you guy's.I just think that it would make for a better contest if the entrants were limited to a few of what they feel are there best creations.If you are truly honest with yourself,you will recognize that most of your submissions are pure crap,and a few are worthy of consideration.It's like panning for gold and trying to slip some sand by as the real thing.I personally would rather see 40 or 50 quality submissions than 150 of mostly self-agrandizing junk.I know it's not my blog,but i have aright to state my opinion.
47. Posted by MahaRichie | September 27, 2004 11:04 PM |
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Posted on September 27, 2004 23:04
48. Posted by PC | September 28, 2004 12:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This beer's a prop.
I'm a prop too in my denim shirt.
I'll have a Mint Julip.
48. Posted by PC | September 28, 2004 12:43 AM |
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Posted on September 28, 2004 00:43
49. Posted by PC | September 28, 2004 12:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Look at the tools in the suits in the back ground of this photo.
Kerry: "Hey bartender, they don't serve champagne in weird glasses like this on the Cape."
49. Posted by PC | September 28, 2004 12:47 AM |
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Posted on September 28, 2004 00:47
50. Posted by OneDrummer | September 28, 2004 2:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maha -
Naw for you, it's more fun bitchin' and moanin', isn't it?
"I am a blessed to be a full time entertainer." - but is your audience blessed? Well, God most certainly has blessed you and the horse your rode in on.
"I know I am probably being too critical of you guy's." - so.. If you know you're being a critical asshat, what prompts you to continue being a critical asshat? Due to your so-called 'professional' line of work you feel compelled to become the caption contest equivalent of Simon Cowell? Your credentials are from where again? Oh, that's right, you're the Blessed F/T entertainer. Got it. You know more than any of the rest of us visitors, or Kevin and Paul.
"I just think that it would make for a better contest if the entrants were limited to a few of what they feel are there best creations." - well, gosh darn, what if we're not ber-ite enuff to know what captions are good and which ones ernt anyhoo? Is there a caption submission board that we pre-submit them too for approval before they are posted? What if we don't want to submit our best for your approval? Mebbe we just is average folk an wanna stay average? I just can't break into the comedy writing thing, I've tried for years and I'm crushed. Guess I'm not 'clever' enough as you put it.
"If you are truly honest with yourself,you will recognize that most of your submissions are pure crap,and a few are worthy of consideration." - ahhh, I've been bestowed grace that at least a few of mine are worthy of consideration. Oh thank you great Maha, thank you.
Let's see, if most of mine are crap, and yet I won this week, then I should be the crappy caption winner? Is that like a crabby patty? :)
I have no doubt that some may or may not like some or even most of my captions, just as some strike me as blah and some as hilarious. To each his own.
"It's like panning for gold and trying to slip some sand by as the real thing." - got it. So explain these grains of sand caught in all of our shoes?
BTW - "Look here you little punk,I'm a war hero.Don't flash any of your gang signs at me!" - is crap.
Umm - "Senator,you are now in a deep state of hypnosis,you will not be able to move,you will not be able to speak,you will never be able to flip-flop again..." - is even worse crap
And - "Mommy told me to tell you thwee things..Shove it...you idiot....Scumbag !" - doesn't even come close to making sense, so it's got to be the crappiest you posted. I'm certainly hoping that when you say you are in the entertainment field, that you aren't a comedy writer or performer. Did you realize you wrote such drivel? The only decent caption you've had was for this thread, which Rodney and I gave you props for. Heck, if you were good, then maybe someone would listen to you?
"I personally would rather see 40 or 50 quality submissions than 150 of mostly self-agrandizing junk." - ahh, once again, something you know about. I'm always amazed at those who want to tout their supposed intellectual, financial or moral superiority over others by putting down those who don't live up to those lofty expectations. Where I grew up, we called those folks SNOBS. What an empty place that must be....
If the 'Comedic Geniuses' made up 30% of the caption posts last week, as you earlier stated, then who else do you propose not be allowed to submit captions to reach your goal of 40-50 maximum? Who are the other 30% that don't meet your requirement, o wise one? Seems to me you want to be the caption censor. It all starts with banning the caption. I thought that conservatives were an inclusive bunch, Maha. Apparently, you're not one of those..... Caption bigot!! Maybe the DU is right, we have bigots among us.
"I know it's not my blog,but i have aright to state my opinion." - yes, you most certainly can. No one stated that you couldn't. Doesn't mean we can't question the validity of your opinion.
As I stated before, to come onto a website as a guest, and to put down the host, how the host runs his site (or caption contest), and to look down your nose and put down others on the site (because they aren't as good or as 'Professional' as you) is basically very poor manners at best. Get over yourself already. You're being a sore loser and whining about something that is silly.
END OF FISK.
50. Posted by OneDrummer | September 28, 2004 2:47 AM |
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Posted on September 28, 2004 02:47
51. Posted by McGehee | September 28, 2004 3:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Say, bartender, is there a Kinko's in this village? My aide here needs to send another fax."
51. Posted by McGehee | September 28, 2004 3:36 AM |
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Posted on September 28, 2004 03:36
52. Posted by Darby | September 28, 2004 4:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Buy that french ambasador a beer at the end there. I know he'll convince his government to back me when I'm president... Oh yeah, this gentlemen here is from Germany, and although he doesn't like american beer, I'll buy him one anyways.
52. Posted by Darby | September 28, 2004 4:29 AM |
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Posted on September 28, 2004 04:29
53. Posted by Darby | September 28, 2004 4:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
*After a brief phone call*
I've changed my mind about it. I don't want to buy these gentlemen any beer. I just heard that their respective governments won't support me as much as they should when I become President... Though I may change my mind again in the near future on this subject.
53. Posted by Darby | September 28, 2004 4:33 AM |
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Posted on September 28, 2004 04:33
54. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 28, 2004 5:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"How did I get here? Well, it had been a long night of cards and drinking. Clinton says with the bypass that he bet he could do a Lambert Leap. Then Gore says he invented the Lambert Leap. McAuliffe says he's got the Jaegermeister. Carville screams ROADTRIP. Next thing I know I wake up over there with nothing on but a BEARS STILL SUCK T-shirt, my ass shaved, and a chicken duct taped to my head."
54. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 28, 2004 5:44 AM |
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Posted on September 28, 2004 05:44
55. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 28, 2004 5:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Barkeep, could you go tell OneDrummer and Maharichie to get a room, I'm tryin' to watch the game. "
55. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 28, 2004 5:47 AM |
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Posted on September 28, 2004 05:47
56. Posted by Andy | September 28, 2004 8:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Barkeep, don't cut him off before he signs this absentee ballot.
56. Posted by Andy | September 28, 2004 8:34 AM |
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Posted on September 28, 2004 08:34
57. Posted by Andre3000 | September 28, 2004 10:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So I says to Schmitty, "Schmitty, they oughtta hold a Presidential elocution once. Just ONCE! 'Nucular' my Brahmin ass!"
57. Posted by Andre3000 | September 28, 2004 10:05 AM |
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Posted on September 28, 2004 10:05
58. Posted by MahaRichie | September 28, 2004 11:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Earth To OneDrummer...Wow that was the most Girleymanish diatribe I have ever read.
Now listen closely...Take the ladies panties off your head...smack yourself in the face...AND BE A MAN!!
58. Posted by MahaRichie | September 28, 2004 11:15 AM |
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Posted on September 28, 2004 11:15
59. Posted by Andre3000 | September 28, 2004 11:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MahaRinkiedinkperformer...
Somewhere a birthday party is missing its clown.
59. Posted by Andre3000 | September 28, 2004 11:30 AM |
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Posted on September 28, 2004 11:30
60. Posted by fran | September 28, 2004 2:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I have only one position on this . I will push in this common man's stool with this finger, then I will push in the stool of all my fellow americans. (Except Michael Moore, the memory of his stool is seared, seared in my mind when I inserted my head up his ass during the convention)
60. Posted by fran | September 28, 2004 2:19 PM |
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Posted on September 28, 2004 14:19
61. Posted by Laurence Simon | September 28, 2004 2:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Okay, last time. What's got two thumbs and likes blowjobs? You ready? This guy over here."
61. Posted by Laurence Simon | September 28, 2004 2:42 PM |
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Posted on September 28, 2004 14:42