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Weekend Caption Contest™ - Bush Edition

Posted by Kevin
Published: October 29, 2004 - 10:53 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. This week there are two contests, one for a Bush photo and one for a Kerry photo.

REUTERS/Jason Reed US ELECTION


Winners will be announced Sunday.

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"I'll never hesitate to def... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by kelley | October 29, 2004 10:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
kelley:

"I'll never hesitate to defend America...as you can see from the ass-whupping I just put on this pumpkin."

1. Posted by kelley | October 29, 2004 10:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 10:57

"This is what the flag will... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Attwood | October 29, 2004 11:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Attwood:

"This is what the flag will look like if Ohio doesn't swing for Bush/Cheney."

2. Posted by Attwood | October 29, 2004 11:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 11:02

"...And whoever can carve m... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 29, 2004 11:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"...And whoever can carve me a perfect likeness of John (Gomer Pyle) Kerry, and John (pretty boy) Edwards, gets to be Secretary of Agriculture."

3. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 29, 2004 11:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 11:05

And now for the Special Hal... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Boyd | October 29, 2004 11:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Boyd:

And now for the Special Halloween Edition of my Gallagher impression...

You in the white hat...watch out!

4. Posted by Boyd | October 29, 2004 11:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 11:11

"Screw that Gin and Raisin ... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 29, 2004 11:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Screw that Gin and Raisin crap, Pumpkin-jack will cure what ail's ya."

5. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 29, 2004 11:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 11:12

"And another thing about my... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Troll | October 29, 2004 11:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Troll:

"And another thing about my opponent... HEEEEEE'S A BOWL OF SQUASH!"

6. Posted by Troll | October 29, 2004 11:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 11:15

My opponent will outlaw pum... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Kieth | October 29, 2004 11:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kieth:

My opponent will outlaw pumpkin carving... PUMPKIN CARVING. We need a constitutional amendment...

7. Posted by Kieth | October 29, 2004 11:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 11:17

These pumkins were taken by... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by The WASP | October 29, 2004 11:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The WASP:

These pumkins were taken by special opps last night from one of the Kerry mansions.. as you can see the staff carved a W in one proving that working people in America support me, even those that work for the Kerry's..

8. Posted by The WASP | October 29, 2004 11:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 11:26

last night we stole pupmkin... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by The WASP | October 29, 2004 11:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The WASP:

last night we stole pupmkins from the Kerry mansion tonight we TP the Edwards estate!!!!!

9. Posted by The WASP | October 29, 2004 11:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 11:29

Sure, my opponent's head is... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by IChaplain | October 29, 2004 11:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
IChaplain:

Sure, my opponent's head is bigger. But as you can see my head has a message.

10. Posted by IChaplain | October 29, 2004 11:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 11:29

"I see that Ted Kennedy see... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by SteveL | October 29, 2004 11:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SteveL:

"I see that Ted Kennedy seems to have left his head here on the stage."

11. Posted by SteveL | October 29, 2004 11:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 11:30

"And just to prove I'm seri... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Laurence Simon | October 29, 2004 11:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Laurence Simon:

"And just to prove I'm serious, here's my replacements for Powell and Boucher in 2005."

12. Posted by Laurence Simon | October 29, 2004 11:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 11:30

"See folks...just like the ... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Macker | October 29, 2004 11:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Macker:

"See folks...just like the 509th Composite Group did for practice in World War II, we'll drop these PUMPKINS on Iran and North Korea first before we hit 'em with THE REAL THING!"

13. Posted by Macker | October 29, 2004 11:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 11:30

Bush v. Gourd 2004... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by MichaelW | October 29, 2004 11:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MichaelW:

Bush v. Gourd 2004

14. Posted by MichaelW | October 29, 2004 11:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 11:37

George Bush thanked his luc... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 29, 2004 11:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

George Bush thanked his lucky stars that he had resolved his issues with Dick Cheney's daughter, but now he still struggled with his own personal demons and was forced to weigh the political ramifications as it slowly dawned on him that he had scheduled a campaign stop in a Hay Bar

15. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 29, 2004 11:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 11:42

Our efforts to spread democ... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Sam Baskinger | October 29, 2004 11:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sam Baskinger:

Our efforts to spread democracy and freedom have most recently liberated these two gords from a fate involving an oven of mass convection. Monday my administration will ask the UN security council to impose sanctions on farmer brown.

16. Posted by Sam Baskinger | October 29, 2004 11:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 11:54

"And I invite Y'all to join... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Rick Holte | October 29, 2004 11:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rick Holte:

"And I invite Y'all to join me in the pumpkin patch Saturday night as we await the arrival of the The Great Pumpkin! Who's with me?"

17. Posted by Rick Holte | October 29, 2004 11:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 11:55

Our efforts to spread democ... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Sam Baskinger | October 29, 2004 11:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sam Baskinger:

Our efforts to spread democracy and freedom have most recently liberated these two gords from a fate involving an oven of mass convection. Monday my administration will ask the UN security council to impose sanctions on farmer brown.

18. Posted by Sam Baskinger | October 29, 2004 11:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 11:56

Our efforts to spread democ... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Sam Baskinger | October 29, 2004 11:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sam Baskinger:

Our efforts to spread democracy and freedom have most recently liberated these two gords from a fate involving an oven of mass convection. Monday my administration will ask the UN security council to impose sanctions on farmer brown.

19. Posted by Sam Baskinger | October 29, 2004 11:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 11:57

I carved the littler punkin... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by chthus | October 29, 2004 12:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
chthus:

I carved the littler punkin with the smiley face, and my opponent didn't even show up to carve his. Who you gonna vote for?

20. Posted by chthus | October 29, 2004 12:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 12:03

"I'm so glad to be here tod... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Rance | October 29, 2004 12:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rance:

"I'm so glad to be here today, and proud to share be sharing the podium with the Vice President and Senator Zell Miller."

21. Posted by Rance | October 29, 2004 12:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 12:08

My opponent then said he ca... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by andre3000 | October 29, 2004 12:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
andre3000:

My opponent then said he carved his pumpkin before he DIDN'T carve his pumpkin.

22. Posted by andre3000 | October 29, 2004 12:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 12:26

"At this time, I'd like to ... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by moseby | October 29, 2004 12:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
moseby:

"At this time, I'd like to introduce the rarely seen 4th party candidates that Govenor Rendell forced off the ballot. You see...he was afraid they would steal votes from the Kerry/Edwards ticket..."

23. Posted by moseby | October 29, 2004 12:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 12:29

"Unlike my opponent over th... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by LargeBill | October 29, 2004 12:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LargeBill:

"Unlike my opponent over there, my tan is real."

24. Posted by LargeBill | October 29, 2004 12:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 12:43

"These gourds will surely v... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by McGehee | October 29, 2004 12:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McGehee:

"These gourds will surely vote for meeeeeeeeeee!"

25. Posted by McGehee | October 29, 2004 12:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 12:45

George Bush amazes the Texa... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by RightWingDuck | October 29, 2004 1:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
RightWingDuck:

George Bush amazes the Texas crowd with his amazing shadow puppet - of the American Flag - in Color!!

Okay, maybe I'm not as good a speaker as my pumpkin opponents but I have heart.

26. Posted by RightWingDuck | October 29, 2004 1:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 13:20

Bush, seeing an opportunity... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Tripped | October 29, 2004 1:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tripped:

Bush, seeing an opportunity to get more women voters stepped up into Martha Steward’s shoes and did a demonstration on how to decorate for Halloween. “When carving a pumpkin you need to be sure to use a flexible knife, but not one that tends to flip flop to much”.

27. Posted by Tripped | October 29, 2004 1:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 13:28

Bush, seeing an opportunity... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Tripped | October 29, 2004 1:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tripped:

Bush, seeing an opportunity to get more women voters stepped up into Martha Steward’s shoes and did a demonstration on how to decorate for Halloween. “When carving a pumpkin you need to be sure to use a flexible knife, but not one that tends to flip flop to much”.

28. Posted by Tripped | October 29, 2004 1:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 13:29

"This is your head. This is... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by Halloweenie | October 29, 2004 1:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Halloweenie:

"This is your head. This is your head if you vote Kerry"

29. Posted by Halloweenie | October 29, 2004 1:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 13:31

"And my opponent, Pumpkin H... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Jim | October 29, 2004 1:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jim:

"And my opponent, Pumpkin Head, is your garden variety Liberal pumpkin head."

30. Posted by Jim | October 29, 2004 1:38 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 13:38

"These two are just like my... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Jay Swash | October 29, 2004 1:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jay Swash:

"These two are just like my opponents... on is useless and full of mush, and the other is pretty but completely hollow!"

31. Posted by Jay Swash | October 29, 2004 1:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 13:45

"These two are just like my... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Jay Swash | October 29, 2004 1:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jay Swash:

"These two are just like my opponents... on is useless and full of mush, and the other is pretty but completely hollow!"

32. Posted by Jay Swash | October 29, 2004 1:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 13:47

The President did much bett... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by DBub | October 29, 2004 2:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DBub:

The President did much better in debate number four... but still lost.

33. Posted by DBub | October 29, 2004 2:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 14:12

My opponent over there, oh ... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by MetallicaRat | October 29, 2004 2:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MetallicaRat:

My opponent over there, oh wait. Heh. Sorry. Got confused. That poor punkin looks nothing like Kerry. Skin color's right, but the punkin's face is way too short.

34. Posted by MetallicaRat | October 29, 2004 2:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 14:17

In may, my opponent was gre... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by george | October 29, 2004 2:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
george:

In may, my opponent was green. Now, when it's election season, he's become orange. If elected, I'm sure he will return to his true color; red.

35. Posted by george | October 29, 2004 2:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 14:32

...and this star represents... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | October 29, 2004 2:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Medcalf:

...and this star represents Texas, where you can carve John Kerry's head like a Jack-o-Lantern...and I'll help.

36. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | October 29, 2004 2:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 14:48

...and this star represents... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | October 29, 2004 2:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Medcalf:

...and this star represents Texas, where you can carve John Kerry's head like a Jack-o-Lantern...and I'll help.

37. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | October 29, 2004 2:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 14:50

...and this star represents... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | October 29, 2004 2:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Medcalf:

...and this star represents Texas, where you can carve John Kerry's head like a Jack-o-Lantern...and I'll help.

38. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | October 29, 2004 2:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 14:53

Trick or Treating...folks.<... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by The Race Card | October 29, 2004 2:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Race Card:

Trick or Treating...folks.
It's Hard work. And, we're working hard at it.

39. Posted by The Race Card | October 29, 2004 2:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 14:57

Despite the continual rumor... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Tig | October 29, 2004 4:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tig:

Despite the continual rumors flowing out of my opponent's camp to the otherwise, I do too know the difference between the flag and a pumpkin.

40. Posted by Tig | October 29, 2004 4:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 16:08

On my left, my esteemed opp... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Carl | October 29, 2004 4:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Carl:

On my left, my esteemed opponent, John Kerry!

41. Posted by Carl | October 29, 2004 4:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

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