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Weekend Caption Contest™ - Kerry Edition

Posted by Kevin
Published: October 29, 2004 - 11:02 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. This week there are two contests, one for a Bush photo and one for a Kerry photo.

REUTERS/Brian Snyder US ELECTION


Winners will be announced Sunday.

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"See, if I put on a little ... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Brian | October 29, 2004 11:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brian:

"See, if I put on a little more makeup and shave my eyebrows, I can deifnitely look like the scary guy in "Pink Floyd: The Wall" movie."

1. Posted by Brian | October 29, 2004 11:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 11:07

"See, if I put on a little ... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Brian | October 29, 2004 11:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brian:

"See, if I put on a little more makeup and shave my eyebrows, I can deifnitely look like the scary guy in "Pink Floyd: The Wall" movie."

2. Posted by Brian | October 29, 2004 11:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 11:07

YAY, WHITE SOX!!!!</... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 29, 2004 11:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

YAY, WHITE SOX!!!!

3. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 29, 2004 11:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 11:08

Yes, our Boston team has wo... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by The WASP | October 29, 2004 11:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The WASP:

Yes, our Boston team has won the race. you know I have always been a fan of the Red Trousers, the way they sail those boats is incredible, of course Theresa and i have a couple of sail boats like i'm sure all of you do...

4. Posted by The WASP | October 29, 2004 11:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 11:11

"I'm so glad they won! I've... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Paul | October 29, 2004 11:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Paul:

"I'm so glad they won! I've been a Botox fan for years."

5. Posted by Paul | October 29, 2004 11:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 11:12

Union Worker 1: You votin' ... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Attwood | October 29, 2004 11:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Attwood:

Union Worker 1: You votin' for this retard?
Union Worker 2: Hell no I'm just here for the overtime!

6. Posted by Attwood | October 29, 2004 11:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 11:15

John Kerry, taking the floo... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by kelley | October 29, 2004 11:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
kelley:

John Kerry, taking the floor at a Meeting of the Ents.

7. Posted by kelley | October 29, 2004 11:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 11:17

"after bringing their leade... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by trappedinmn | October 29, 2004 11:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
trappedinmn:

"after bringing their leader back from the dead, the aliens put their evil plot into motion...."

8. Posted by trappedinmn | October 29, 2004 11:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 11:18

BWAAHAAHAAAHAA! You didn't ... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Boyd | October 29, 2004 11:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Boyd:

BWAAHAAHAAAHAA! You didn't think that having your dream come true would have the payback of your worst nightmare, eh?

9. Posted by Boyd | October 29, 2004 11:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 11:19

The media is completely on ... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by The WASP | October 29, 2004 11:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The WASP:

The media is completely on my side!

10. Posted by The WASP | October 29, 2004 11:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 11:19

"If I raise my arms like th... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Machelle | October 29, 2004 11:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Machelle:

"If I raise my arms like this I really do look like Lurch in this light"

11. Posted by Machelle | October 29, 2004 11:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 11:25

Presidential candidate John... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Kieth | October 29, 2004 11:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kieth:

Presidential candidate John Kerry prepares to catch a football passed to him by Red Sox pitcher Curt Schilling.

12. Posted by Kieth | October 29, 2004 11:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 11:25

"Shit. My pants just split... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by SteveL | October 29, 2004 11:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SteveL:

"Shit. My pants just split"..."keep smiling, keep smiling.."

13. Posted by SteveL | October 29, 2004 11:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 11:27

I am Keyser Soze, you dumba... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Editor, Living Room Section | October 29, 2004 11:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Editor, Living Room Section:

I am Keyser Soze, you dumbasses!

14. Posted by Editor, Living Room Section | October 29, 2004 11:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 11:32

"What? A senator walking do... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Laurence Simon | October 29, 2004 11:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Laurence Simon:

"What? A senator walking down the steps? BOOOOO! Bring back the gorilla on a surfboard! Suns suck! Suns suck!"

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Every now and then, Kerry's hair will go off to campaign on its own, forcing the senator to wear ballcaps of local origin.

15. Posted by Laurence Simon | October 29, 2004 11:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 11:35

Senator Kerry does his best... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Macker | October 29, 2004 11:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Macker:

Senator Kerry does his best clenched-fist salute™ at the Yellowbelly Rally for Yasser Arafat!

16. Posted by Macker | October 29, 2004 11:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 11:40

Frankenstein's monster wave... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Michael | October 29, 2004 11:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michael:

Frankenstein's monster waves his hands amid the flashing lightning, with the town mob in the background...

17. Posted by Michael | October 29, 2004 11:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 11:45

Johnny Olson, who's our nex... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Guido | October 29, 2004 11:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Guido:

Johnny Olson, who's our next contestant?
John Kerry, COME ON DOWWWWWN!
You're the next contestant on 'Your Facts Aren't Right'.

18. Posted by Guido | October 29, 2004 11:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 11:46

The dim witted villagers we... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Brandt | October 29, 2004 11:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brandt:

The dim witted villagers were wrong in thinking the Frakenstein Monster had been reformed...

19. Posted by Brandt | October 29, 2004 11:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 11:46

Yes, I'm an idiot too!... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Dan Thompson | October 29, 2004 11:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dan Thompson:

Yes, I'm an idiot too!

20. Posted by Dan Thompson | October 29, 2004 11:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 11:52

As the speakers began to bl... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Robert Crawford | October 29, 2004 11:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Robert Crawford:

As the speakers began to blare the Vengaboys "We Like to Party", the crowd realized that they had not actually been to a Kerry rally, but at the filming of a new Six Flags commercial.

21. Posted by Robert Crawford | October 29, 2004 11:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 11:56

I'm proud to announce that ... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by chthus | October 29, 2004 11:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
chthus:

I'm proud to announce that due to Shilling's ankle and head injuries, Boston has asked me to pitch Game 6 of the World Series.

22. Posted by chthus | October 29, 2004 11:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 11:58

(Guy on the left say's to w... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Rick Holte | October 29, 2004 12:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rick Holte:

(Guy on the left say's to woman that is ignoring him)
That hat makes him look just like Scott Bakula, He's my favorite character on Star Trek Enterprise

23. Posted by Rick Holte | October 29, 2004 12:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 12:00

Ladies and Gentleman, as we... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Roger | October 29, 2004 12:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Roger:

Ladies and Gentleman, as we celebrate the Boston Red Sox victory, we must remember that the St. Louis Cardinals lost under President Bush's regime. He is to blame for their loss. I know because I am The Goose Slayer.

24. Posted by Roger | October 29, 2004 12:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 12:00

THUMP!Um, Mr. Kerr... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Lastango | October 29, 2004 12:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lastango:

THUMP!

Um, Mr. Kerry, you were supposed to toss out the First Pitch.

25. Posted by Lastango | October 29, 2004 12:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 12:00

Ladies and Gentleman, as we... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Roger | October 29, 2004 12:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Roger:

Ladies and Gentleman, as we celebrate the Boston Red Sox victory, we must remember that the St. Louis Cardinals lost under President Bush's regime. He is to blame for their loss. I know because I am The Goose Slayer.

26. Posted by Roger | October 29, 2004 12:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 12:02

If you're a douchbag and yo... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by andre3000 | October 29, 2004 12:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
andre3000:

If you're a douchbag and you know it raise your hands!

27. Posted by andre3000 | October 29, 2004 12:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 12:02

Photoshopping FARKers were ... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by TC-LeatherPenguin | October 29, 2004 12:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
TC-LeatherPenguin:

Photoshopping FARKers were confused when the original pic was an obviously doctored photo of the presidential candidate's body with the head of an extra from "Dawn of the Dead" wearing a BoSox cap.

28. Posted by TC-LeatherPenguin | October 29, 2004 12:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 12:07

"ARISE! Arise my armies of ... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by john | October 29, 2004 12:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
john:

"ARISE! Arise my armies of the dead! And then go to the polls and vote for meeeeee!"

29. Posted by john | October 29, 2004 12:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 12:09

The NBA- It's FANNNNNNTASTI... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Tman | October 29, 2004 12:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tman:

The NBA- It's FANNNNNNTASTIC!!

30. Posted by Tman | October 29, 2004 12:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 12:09

Ladies and Gentleman, as we... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Roger | October 29, 2004 12:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Roger:

Ladies and Gentleman, as we celebrate the Boston Red Sox victory, we must remember that the St. Louis Cardinals lost under President Bush's regime. He is to blame for their loss. I know because I am The Goose Slayer.

31. Posted by Roger | October 29, 2004 12:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 12:10

This hat was not artificall... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Scrappy | October 29, 2004 12:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Scrappy:

This hat was not artifically aged! I've had it since I was at the '86 World Series and have been keeping it in a secret compartment in my briefcase...honest!

32. Posted by Scrappy | October 29, 2004 12:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 12:17

Sorry for the multiple post... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Roger | October 29, 2004 12:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Roger:

Sorry for the multiple posts. Seems the mechanism to post an entry was burping.

33. Posted by Roger | October 29, 2004 12:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 12:18

I've been a fan of the Boto... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by andre3000 | October 29, 2004 12:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
andre3000:

I've been a fan of the Botox since Eddie "Walking Man" Yost played for them.

Is Manny Ortez available? Can someone send Manny Ortez to the stage to celebrate Boston's first victory in the Super Bowl since 1981?

34. Posted by andre3000 | October 29, 2004 12:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 12:18

This was for Ed Yost and Ma... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by El Jefe | October 29, 2004 12:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
El Jefe:

This was for Ed Yost and Manny Ortez!

35. Posted by El Jefe | October 29, 2004 12:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 12:19

YYYYYY....M..C..A...it's fu... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by dc diva | October 29, 2004 12:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
dc diva:

YYYYYY....M..C..A...it's fun to stay at the YYYYYY...M..C..A

36. Posted by dc diva | October 29, 2004 12:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 12:21

If only Chris Reeves' widow... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by andre3000 | October 29, 2004 12:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
andre3000:

If only Chris Reeves' widow were here to share this moment with me...

37. Posted by andre3000 | October 29, 2004 12:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 12:22

I'm so excited. And I just... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by andre3000 | October 29, 2004 12:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
andre3000:

I'm so excited. And I just can't hide it.

I'm about to lose control and I think I like it!

38. Posted by andre3000 | October 29, 2004 12:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 12:24

What's with the bald union ... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by andre3000 | October 29, 2004 12:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
andre3000:

What's with the bald union guy holding a "Women for Kerry" sign? We've finally gone too far.

39. Posted by andre3000 | October 29, 2004 12:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 12:29

TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by DragonLady | October 29, 2004 12:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DragonLady:

TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!

40. Posted by DragonLady | October 29, 2004 12:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 12:30

We thank our dark masters f... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Jason | October 29, 2004 12:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jason:

We thank our dark masters for breaking the ancient curse, now we call upon you for victory in this election! AIEE! MY EYES! IA! IA! HAHAHHAHAH! Those that stand here with me shall be EATEN FIRST! IA! IA! Rise, mighty Cthulhu! IA! IA! CTHULU FTAGHN!

41. Posted by Jason | October 29, 2004 12:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 29, 2004 12:33

...and then the anti-christ... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by moseby | October 29, 2004 12:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)