More pictures of Tara Reid suffering an embarrassing wardrobe malfunction on the red carpet outside P. Diddy's 35th birthday party at Cipriani's in New York City here (NSFW). Also there is a video of the slip, just in case you thought this was a fake...
Hi! My name's Carl, and I'll be your breast implant scar. We'll be seeing a lot of each other, since you seem to enjoy hauling your teats out at public events as frequently as possible. Remember, I'm right here under the nipple, so be sure to give me as much exposure as you can. Try raising your arms above your head; that's a good way to draw attention to me.
Look forward to grossly disfiguring ya!
8. Posted by
Jeff Harrell | November 5, 2004 5:50 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
After the tense times that culminated earlier this week... I guess you could call Miss Reid's "coming out" A "PEACE OFFERING" GIFT FROM HER BLUE STATES TO ALL OF THE RED STATES...! We are again united...! Thanks Tara!
11. Posted by
SolomonSword | November 5, 2004 7:24 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
13. Posted by
Geoff | November 5, 2004 8:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Geoff:
Hey people - REDSTATE opened a new site today to stop Arlen Specter from becoming Chair of the Senate Judiciary Committee. Although Specter is a republican, he is also very moderate.
Spector warned the president not to nominate judges that are too pro-life or too conservative.
With the Supreme Court at stake, we do not need him chairing the committee.
15. Posted by
Geoff | November 5, 2004 9:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Geoff:
I seriously wonder about attention the "Kerry Losers" seek. There is no doubt that the real rightwingsparkle DID NOT post the previous message. Just another liberal wingnut trying to fool everyone.
21. Posted by
Darby | November 6, 2004 4:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Darby:
My brother commented that it looks like a fake picture untill I pointed a few things out... Some of which are beginnings of stretchmarks on her skin, shadows under breast, her hair flowing over her breast and not looking like it's floating over them, veins you can see through the skin, The fact that the sparkles she is wearing on her chest can be seen, much lower, on her breast, and several more which I'll let you pick up on (Hint: Hair shadows
on her chest.)
Also, I saw people mentioning scaring... Sorry to disappoint, but they insert from underneath the breast (in the crease between the breast and the chest.) or through the abdomen. Her nipple isn't deformed, nor is it scar tissue... Err, I stand corrected... It may be scar tissue. They can insert through the Areola, but the chances are pretty slim in this case. I don't see Tara Reid having a half assed boob-job (That strikes me as very funny for some reason) done with the kind of money she makes... In all honestly, the only way we'd ever find out is if she showed us the full pair. Then we'd be able to see if it was a good job, or a poor job (I.E. misshappen breasts, matching scars on her right breast, and things along those lines).
She's still hot, either way, and in the dark you can't see them anyways....
21. Posted by
Darby | November 6, 2004 4:01 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
26. Posted by
MahaRichie | November 6, 2004 12:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MahaRichie:
There is an old Burlesque skit(Burt Carr) that contained the comment"my wife used to have 'grapefruits with cherries',now she has'pancakes with prunes'". It looks like Tara is headed toward the latter.
26. Posted by
MahaRichie | November 6, 2004 12:07 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
29. Posted by
Jack | November 8, 2004 3:45 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Jack:
Hint: If you enlarge all the photos from the thumbnail size and then use your backward and forward buttons, you can get the full effect of a strip tease! Great entertainment! :D :D :D
29. Posted by
Jack | November 8, 2004 3:45 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
33. Posted by
mrslick1 | November 9, 2004 9:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
mrslick1:
Why they went through the nipple with the implant is unclear to me. As for all of you guys who are dissapointed and complaining about the pics, I ask you one question: You'd still fuck her, Wouldn't you, be honest? I sure would!
33. Posted by
mrslick1 | November 9, 2004 9:01 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
36. Posted by
Lisa | November 10, 2004 9:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lisa:
The scar isn't from the implant, it's from having a breast lift. Granted, she probably has implants, but that scarring is how they raise up the boob. Detach the nipple, pull it and the skin up, and reattach. A little lesson for today.
36. Posted by
Lisa | November 10, 2004 9:23 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
37. Posted by
Karezza | November 10, 2004 11:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Karezza:
Yeah. thats plastic surgery, though not implants. that scarring and stretch marks come from a major boob lift, called a mastopexy or partial mastopexy. Its a surgery commonly used in breast reductions, bit since its inconceivable she wanted them smaller, she probably had the surgery to bring her breasts up from her waist. how do i know? ive had the surgery. and the franken-nipple on her is positively invisible compared to most other surgeries including mine. only a real idiot would get that surgery to make their breasts look better, but Ms. Reid has never been known to be the sharpest knife in the drawer.
37. Posted by
Karezza | November 10, 2004 11:19 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
38. Posted by
ash | November 10, 2004 11:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ash:
Are you kidding me? Y'all realize she had no clue because they're fake and she has no feeling in them? Any woman would know that he breast was exposed - she can feel the air on it. And if that's what surgery does to the nipple, I am glad that I'm natural, still up where they belong, and can feel if someone's showing me their nice.
38. Posted by
ash | November 10, 2004 11:30 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
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Comments (40)
God is a goooood God....</p... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Darby | November 5, 2004 4:57 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
God is a goooood God....
1. Posted by Darby | November 5, 2004 4:57 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 5, 2004 16:57
2. Posted by The Old Coot | November 5, 2004 5:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yummy!
2. Posted by The Old Coot | November 5, 2004 5:06 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 17:06
3. Posted by Laura Z | November 5, 2004 5:13 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
How exactly does one *not* feel a draft? She is obviously oblivious to what is going on...
I vote for this to be the Super-DUH moment of the month!
3. Posted by Laura Z | November 5, 2004 5:13 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 5, 2004 17:13
4. Posted by Marc | November 5, 2004 5:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sorry guys, but that saggy melon needs a little "botox uplift."
4. Posted by Marc | November 5, 2004 5:14 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 17:14
5. Posted by MahaRichie | November 5, 2004 5:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
She's definitely a "Lefty".
5. Posted by MahaRichie | November 5, 2004 5:15 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 17:15
6. Posted by Master of None | November 5, 2004 5:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh, so that's what NSFW stands for. I should have asked first.
6. Posted by Master of None | November 5, 2004 5:24 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 5, 2004 17:24
7. Posted by Bud Tugley | November 5, 2004 5:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm with Marc. She's halfway to kickin em down the street.
7. Posted by Bud Tugley | November 5, 2004 5:26 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 5, 2004 17:26
8. Posted by Jeff Harrell | November 5, 2004 5:50 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Hi! My name's Carl, and I'll be your breast implant scar. We'll be seeing a lot of each other, since you seem to enjoy hauling your teats out at public events as frequently as possible. Remember, I'm right here under the nipple, so be sure to give me as much exposure as you can. Try raising your arms above your head; that's a good way to draw attention to me.
Look forward to grossly disfiguring ya!
8. Posted by Jeff Harrell | November 5, 2004 5:50 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 5, 2004 17:50
9. Posted by eaglefan | November 5, 2004 5:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
two on, one out
9. Posted by eaglefan | November 5, 2004 5:51 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 5, 2004 17:51
10. Posted by God Bless America | November 5, 2004 7:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
oh yea, that's how i like my girls
so coked up they dont even know they are nekid
10. Posted by God Bless America | November 5, 2004 7:10 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 5, 2004 19:10
11. Posted by SolomonSword | November 5, 2004 7:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After the tense times that culminated earlier this week... I guess you could call Miss Reid's "coming out" A "PEACE OFFERING" GIFT FROM HER BLUE STATES TO ALL OF THE RED STATES...! We are again united...! Thanks Tara!
11. Posted by SolomonSword | November 5, 2004 7:24 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 5, 2004 19:24
12. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 5, 2004 7:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kind of anti-climactic if you ask me. I expected better - call me picky.
12. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 5, 2004 7:43 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 19:43
13. Posted by Geoff | November 5, 2004 8:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey people - REDSTATE opened a new site today to stop Arlen Specter from becoming Chair of the Senate Judiciary Committee. Although Specter is a republican, he is also very moderate.
Spector warned the president not to nominate judges that are too pro-life or too conservative.
With the Supreme Court at stake, we do not need him chairing the committee.
Visit the new site at:
http://www.notspecter.com/
sign the petition at:
http://www.notspecter.com/petition1.php
This is importiant and time is limited. Thanks People! :-)
13. Posted by Geoff | November 5, 2004 8:11 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 5, 2004 20:11
14. Posted by Rightwingsparkle | November 5, 2004 9:05 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Geoff,
Thanks for inserting a critical news item into the usual puberty like behavior of grown men at the sight of a boob.
I'll never understand it, but it's nice to know one can get attention if one needs it.
she is really really gonna regret the enhancement at about 45.
14. Posted by Rightwingsparkle | November 5, 2004 9:05 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 5, 2004 21:05
15. Posted by Geoff | November 5, 2004 9:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I seriously wonder about attention the "Kerry Losers" seek. There is no doubt that the real rightwingsparkle DID NOT post the previous message. Just another liberal wingnut trying to fool everyone.
Please sign the petition:
http://www.notspecter.com/
15. Posted by Geoff | November 5, 2004 9:35 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 5, 2004 21:35
16. Posted by Kimberly | November 5, 2004 10:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This is something I never expected to say in the Wizbang comments, but...
...those are some seriously scary nipples.
And now back to the political commentary....
16. Posted by Kimberly | November 5, 2004 10:50 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 22:50
17. Posted by jimhy | November 5, 2004 10:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's spectacular. But who in the hell is Tara Reid?
17. Posted by jimhy | November 5, 2004 10:56 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 22:56
18. Posted by docweasel | November 6, 2004 12:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
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18. Posted by docweasel | November 6, 2004 12:58 AM |
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Posted on November 6, 2004 00:58
19. Posted by Sean | November 6, 2004 1:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That looks like a fake picture. If not, someone should sue their plastic surgeon.
19. Posted by Sean | November 6, 2004 1:10 AM |
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Posted on November 6, 2004 01:10
20. Posted by OneDrummer | November 6, 2004 1:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
talk about a back-alley boob job!
agrees with kimberly, any excitement i may have had was swept away once I spied the scarred moonscape that is her nipples...
doesn't she understand us Red State voters? we like our boobs fresh and uncomplicated....
20. Posted by OneDrummer | November 6, 2004 1:23 AM |
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Posted on November 6, 2004 01:23
21. Posted by Darby | November 6, 2004 4:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
My brother commented that it looks like a fake picture untill I pointed a few things out... Some of which are beginnings of stretchmarks on her skin, shadows under breast, her hair flowing over her breast and not looking like it's floating over them, veins you can see through the skin, The fact that the sparkles she is wearing on her chest can be seen, much lower, on her breast, and several more which I'll let you pick up on (Hint: Hair shadows
on her chest.)
Also, I saw people mentioning scaring... Sorry to disappoint, but they insert from underneath the breast (in the crease between the breast and the chest.) or through the abdomen. Her nipple isn't deformed, nor is it scar tissue... Err, I stand corrected... It may be scar tissue. They can insert through the Areola, but the chances are pretty slim in this case. I don't see Tara Reid having a half assed boob-job (That strikes me as very funny for some reason) done with the kind of money she makes... In all honestly, the only way we'd ever find out is if she showed us the full pair. Then we'd be able to see if it was a good job, or a poor job (I.E. misshappen breasts, matching scars on her right breast, and things along those lines).
She's still hot, either way, and in the dark you can't see them anyways....
21. Posted by Darby | November 6, 2004 4:01 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2004 04:01
22. Posted by American Daughter | November 6, 2004 4:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Chinese Maiden "Tu Hung Lo"
22. Posted by American Daughter | November 6, 2004 4:26 AM |
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Posted on November 6, 2004 04:26
23. Posted by moseby | November 6, 2004 9:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Really bad fake boobs are like generic ketchup (catsup)
23. Posted by moseby | November 6, 2004 9:01 AM |
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Posted on November 6, 2004 09:01
24. Posted by Dale | November 6, 2004 9:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Check out this site, Awful Plastic Surgery. Tara is the most recent entry.
24. Posted by Dale | November 6, 2004 9:30 AM |
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Posted on November 6, 2004 09:30
25. Posted by McGehee | November 6, 2004 10:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Heh. The Specter comment belongs in a boob thread, wouldn't you say?
25. Posted by McGehee | November 6, 2004 10:24 AM |
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Posted on November 6, 2004 10:24
26. Posted by MahaRichie | November 6, 2004 12:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
There is an old Burlesque skit(Burt Carr) that contained the comment"my wife used to have 'grapefruits with cherries',now she has'pancakes with prunes'". It looks like Tara is headed toward the latter.
26. Posted by MahaRichie | November 6, 2004 12:07 PM |
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Posted on November 6, 2004 12:07
27. Posted by Kin | November 6, 2004 1:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ok...Tara Reid is hot. But...dude her breasts were fine! Why did she go and ruin them! Damn you boob jobs!
27. Posted by Kin | November 6, 2004 1:15 PM |
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Posted on November 6, 2004 13:15
28. Posted by Jack | November 7, 2004 4:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Looks pretty tasty to me!
28. Posted by Jack | November 7, 2004 4:05 AM |
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Posted on November 7, 2004 04:05
29. Posted by Jack | November 8, 2004 3:45 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Hint: If you enlarge all the photos from the thumbnail size and then use your backward and forward buttons, you can get the full effect of a strip tease! Great entertainment! :D :D :D
29. Posted by Jack | November 8, 2004 3:45 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 8, 2004 03:45
30. Posted by boob guy | November 8, 2004 12:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
were can i find the pic of her boob?
30. Posted by boob guy | November 8, 2004 12:30 PM |
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Posted on November 8, 2004 12:30
31. Posted by steve | November 8, 2004 12:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dude i dont care if there fake or not, id suck on those fun bags anyways.
31. Posted by steve | November 8, 2004 12:36 PM |
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Posted on November 8, 2004 12:36
32. Posted by RW | November 8, 2004 4:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I don't think they sag, I think they are greeaat!! To bad there is a time delay on TV. To many prudes in the world.
32. Posted by RW | November 8, 2004 4:19 PM |
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Posted on November 8, 2004 16:19
33. Posted by mrslick1 | November 9, 2004 9:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Why they went through the nipple with the implant is unclear to me. As for all of you guys who are dissapointed and complaining about the pics, I ask you one question: You'd still fuck her, Wouldn't you, be honest? I sure would!
33. Posted by mrslick1 | November 9, 2004 9:01 AM |
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Posted on November 9, 2004 09:01
34. Posted by luis | November 10, 2004 8:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I would jump her like a springtime rabbit!
34. Posted by luis | November 10, 2004 8:59 AM |
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Posted on November 10, 2004 08:59
35. Posted by R | November 10, 2004 11:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
She's still hot. Her boobs look good but need some healing. Not that she need a job b/c she had pretty breasts before.
35. Posted by R | November 10, 2004 11:08 AM |
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Posted on November 10, 2004 11:08
36. Posted by Lisa | November 10, 2004 9:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The scar isn't from the implant, it's from having a breast lift. Granted, she probably has implants, but that scarring is how they raise up the boob. Detach the nipple, pull it and the skin up, and reattach. A little lesson for today.
36. Posted by Lisa | November 10, 2004 9:23 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 10, 2004 21:23
37. Posted by Karezza | November 10, 2004 11:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yeah. thats plastic surgery, though not implants. that scarring and stretch marks come from a major boob lift, called a mastopexy or partial mastopexy. Its a surgery commonly used in breast reductions, bit since its inconceivable she wanted them smaller, she probably had the surgery to bring her breasts up from her waist. how do i know? ive had the surgery. and the franken-nipple on her is positively invisible compared to most other surgeries including mine. only a real idiot would get that surgery to make their breasts look better, but Ms. Reid has never been known to be the sharpest knife in the drawer.
37. Posted by Karezza | November 10, 2004 11:19 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 10, 2004 23:19
38. Posted by ash | November 10, 2004 11:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Are you kidding me? Y'all realize she had no clue because they're fake and she has no feeling in them? Any woman would know that he breast was exposed - she can feel the air on it. And if that's what surgery does to the nipple, I am glad that I'm natural, still up where they belong, and can feel if someone's showing me their nice.
38. Posted by ash | November 10, 2004 11:30 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 10, 2004 23:30
39. Posted by Patrick Lane | November 16, 2004 9:11 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Does any one have a good pic of Paris showing her beaver at puffs party?
39. Posted by Patrick Lane | November 16, 2004 9:11 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 16, 2004 21:11
40. Posted by Paris Hiltons Hot! | November 18, 2004 5:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
i want the paris hilton picture of her at p.diddys party too, she has her beaver clean out ive been told :)
40. Posted by Paris Hiltons Hot! | November 18, 2004 5:31 PM |
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Posted on November 18, 2004 17:31