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Georges Bush Jr. and Sr. de... (Below threshold)1. Posted by andre3000 | November 5, 2004 2:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Georges Bush Jr. and Sr. demonstrate the thrill of victory.
1. Posted by andre3000 | November 5, 2004 2:03 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 14:03
2. Posted by stacey m | November 5, 2004 2:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FORE (more years)
2. Posted by stacey m | November 5, 2004 2:07 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 14:07
3. Posted by Michael Kazmac | November 5, 2004 2:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"No, Dad. You've had 6 mulligans already."
3. Posted by Michael Kazmac | November 5, 2004 2:09 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 14:09
4. Posted by Hoodlumman | November 5, 2004 2:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dad. Stop pouting. I just think it'll look a little too nepotistic to name you Attorney General.
4. Posted by Hoodlumman | November 5, 2004 2:13 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 14:13
5. Posted by Laurence Simon | November 5, 2004 2:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"When I said 'Let's see you get your ass out of that godforsaken sand trap' I wasn't talking about Iraq, son. But now that you mention it..."
5. Posted by Laurence Simon | November 5, 2004 2:14 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 14:14
6. Posted by Joe R. the Unabrewer | November 5, 2004 2:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Now, watch THIS drive. Punk.
6. Posted by Joe R. the Unabrewer | November 5, 2004 2:14 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 14:14
7. Posted by Robert Crawford | November 5, 2004 2:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Presidents Bush look on in disgust as, in what he claimed was a "protest", Michael Moore eats his tenth consecutive goat.
7. Posted by Robert Crawford | November 5, 2004 2:15 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 14:15
8. Posted by Editor, Living Room Section | November 5, 2004 2:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
41: You know what this means, don't you son? Now that we've made it to the 18th hole, it's only a matter of time before I have to see your mother, again.
43: Whoa, dude. I'm not going there.
8. Posted by Editor, Living Room Section | November 5, 2004 2:16 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 14:16
9. Posted by Editor, Living Room Section | November 5, 2004 2:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
41: Son, I have to tell you something. In the end, not winning a 2nd term was probably one of the best things that ever happened to me. I didn't have to see Helen Thomas's face EVER. FRICKIN'. DAY.
43: Dad, she retired.
41: Hmm... who do you think will be the Democrat candidate in 2008?
9. Posted by Editor, Living Room Section | November 5, 2004 2:24 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 14:24
10. Posted by Michael | November 5, 2004 2:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No, I told you, Dad. If you lose the bet we made about me actually getting a second term and you didn't, you have to be MY caddie for 4 years. Be thankful I'm at least letting you drive a cart.
10. Posted by Michael | November 5, 2004 2:25 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 14:25
11. Posted by Eric | November 5, 2004 2:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
GB 43: So this is what it feels like to bitch slap a Massachusetts Liberal?
GB 41: Don't get too cocky boy. You may have won re-election but I beat mine by 315 votes.
GB 43: You'd think after that they wouldn't run another one? And they call me stupid.
11. Posted by Eric | November 5, 2004 2:28 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 14:28
12. Posted by Duke | November 5, 2004 2:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dad, you've never told me I wasn't supposed to pee in the hole.
12. Posted by Duke | November 5, 2004 2:29 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 14:29
13. Posted by toddzilla | November 5, 2004 2:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Don't gloat, don't gloat, don't gloat..."
13. Posted by toddzilla | November 5, 2004 2:30 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 14:30
14. Posted by lawhawk | November 5, 2004 2:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Top 8 captions:
8) Dad, I know you wanted Kerry's head on the tee, but the best I could do was Lockhart.
7) Son, you really ought to reconsider your mulligan shot. Bouncing the tee shot off the remains of the DNC is worth blowing your score over.
6) 41 - I know that you beat my majority vote total, but you don't have to gloat
43 - I'm not gloating (snicker). Aw heck! I am gonna gloat
5) 43 - So who do I have to pay off over at Halliburton and Diebold for keeping this election so close?
41 - Shhh, you never can tell who is listening in...
43 - Heck, they know we know that they're listening in and we caught their BS on the memos. And the exit polls. So what's a few thousand votes among friends.
4) Damn, I knew this course had hazards on it, but the bloated carcass of Michael Moore on the 18th is a bitch to overcome, even for a scratch golfer.
3) Son, you know if you ever try to top me again politically, I'll wrap that 9 iron around that neck of yours.
2) Dad, you don't have to get upset over my mandate. I'm just trying to get your tax returns to come in lower than Teresa Heinz Kerry's.
1) Read my lips, fore more years!
14. Posted by lawhawk | November 5, 2004 2:37 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 14:37
15. Posted by Frank Martin | November 5, 2004 2:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
43:Was That Helen Thomas?
41: Yeah.
43: I know what you mean....
41: Makes you want to burn every bed in the world doesn't it?
43. Yeah.
41: How 'bout That Elinor Clift?
43: Dont Go There Dad. Just.dont.go.there...
41: Heh...
43: Two Terms old man, Two Terms.
41: Changed your diapers, smartass.
43: I'm gonna be changing yours if you dont watch it.
(Long Silence)
41: Love ya, Son...
43: Love you too Dad...
15. Posted by Frank Martin | November 5, 2004 2:37 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 14:37
16. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 5, 2004 2:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Dad, I just don't understand how you got a 12 on that last hole."
"Well, its like this, I missed the 10 foot putt for 11."
____
43: "I'm not gonna lay-up, I'm going for it."
41: "Wouldn't be prudent at this juncture."
16. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 5, 2004 2:38 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 14:38
17. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 5, 2004 2:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"This game just isn't as much fun without Rodney (Dangerfield)"
17. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 5, 2004 2:41 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 14:41
18. Posted by Stephen W. Stanton | November 5, 2004 2:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey Dad, you're taking us in the "Wrong Direction". The people want me to move this cart forward.
"Stop by the pro shop and get Kerry some balls."
18. Posted by Stephen W. Stanton | November 5, 2004 2:41 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 14:41
19. Posted by KipEsquire | November 5, 2004 2:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Eddie Bauer...you?"
"Land's End."
19. Posted by KipEsquire | November 5, 2004 2:46 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 14:46
20. Posted by moseby | November 5, 2004 2:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
GB 41: I'd like to think I won this second term for you, Dad.
GB 43: No, Son. You won this second term for AMERICA.
20. Posted by moseby | November 5, 2004 2:49 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 14:49
21. Posted by Laurence Simon | November 5, 2004 2:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Battery's gettin' lower, son. Get out and help Neil and Jeb push."
21. Posted by Laurence Simon | November 5, 2004 2:51 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 14:51
22. Posted by Tropean | November 5, 2004 2:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(voice-over)
"The impact of the spoiled pork rinds on the Presidents Bush was etched on their faces."
22. Posted by Tropean | November 5, 2004 2:56 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 14:56
23. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 5, 2004 2:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Moseby, and it would really be funny if you switched the numbers around.
23. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 5, 2004 2:57 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 14:57
24. Posted by The WASP | November 5, 2004 2:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
41: More protesters?
43: yea, just wait and watch..
BANG!!
43: got em.
41: that's gotta hurt!
24. Posted by The WASP | November 5, 2004 2:58 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 14:58
25. Posted by OneDrummer | November 5, 2004 2:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
43: Geez, it's bad enough that Krugman and those DU'ers are setting themselves on fire in the parking lot, but does Tuh-Ray-Sah have to streak out here naked?
41: I know, son. Put her in that spider hole.
25. Posted by OneDrummer | November 5, 2004 2:58 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 14:58
26. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 5, 2004 3:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You hit the wrong ball, with the wrong club, at the wrong hole."
26. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 5, 2004 3:00 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 15:00
27. Posted by OneDrummer | November 5, 2004 3:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
43: I thought Rather was banned from this club?
41: Me too. At least I had those NYT idiots blackballed.
43: Dad, you think Kerry's gonna have blue balls for awhile?
41: Son, speaking from experience, I can honestly say - yes.
27. Posted by OneDrummer | November 5, 2004 3:02 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 15:02
28. Posted by Mikey | November 5, 2004 3:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
41: Yep.
43: A-yep.
41: Heh, heh, heh.
43: Heh.
28. Posted by Mikey | November 5, 2004 3:03 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 15:03
29. Posted by OneDrummer | November 5, 2004 3:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
41: Son, I think your scoring has a deficit.
43: Dad - watch. I'll erase it on the back nine.
29. Posted by OneDrummer | November 5, 2004 3:04 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 15:04
30. Posted by Brandt | November 5, 2004 3:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
W pauses after 41 explains why there are notches on the presidential bed post in the White House.
30. Posted by Brandt | November 5, 2004 3:06 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 15:06
31. Posted by Roger | November 5, 2004 3:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Grumpy and Sleepy play golf.
--------
W: Well, I've got four more years of free course passes.
HW: Payback's such a b****.
31. Posted by Roger | November 5, 2004 3:06 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 15:06
32. Posted by Stephen W. Stanton | November 5, 2004 3:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
-"Son, this golf stuff is just not as much fun as skydiving."
-"I know what you mean Dad. We played 9 holes so far and I didn't get to kill a single terrorist yet."
32. Posted by Stephen W. Stanton | November 5, 2004 3:09 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 15:09
33. Posted by OneDrummer | November 5, 2004 3:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
43: Sigh. Those blue state / city folk just don't get it, do they Dad?
41: No, son, they don't. Never have. Never will.
43: Thanks for teaching me to have a spine.
33. Posted by OneDrummer | November 5, 2004 3:10 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 15:10
34. Posted by trappedinmn | November 5, 2004 3:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
hey dad, the Secret Service guys were telling me that they were rooting for me to win because if Kerry won, they all have to learn to windsurf -
34. Posted by trappedinmn | November 5, 2004 3:13 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 15:13
35. Posted by Patrick Lasswell | November 5, 2004 3:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Come on dad, stop bitching and pay up the five bucks! I won re-election with a third party candidate fair and square."
35. Posted by Patrick Lasswell | November 5, 2004 3:24 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 15:24
36. Posted by Patrick Lasswell | November 5, 2004 3:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Works better the other way around:
"I won re-election with a third party candidate fair and square! Now stop bitching and pay up the five bucks, Dad!"
36. Posted by Patrick Lasswell | November 5, 2004 3:26 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 15:26
37. Posted by FBandito | November 5, 2004 3:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeez dad, how many times do I have to tell you to lay off the burritos on golf day.
37. Posted by FBandito | November 5, 2004 3:28 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 15:28
38. Posted by Jim | November 5, 2004 3:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bush 41: Oh gosh son, I hit that Liberal in the head with that last shot. D'ya think he's hurt bad?
Bush 43: Don't sweat it, pop. They all have plates in their heads. It's a good thing you did hit him in the head. Otherwise you might have actually hurt something. Now watch me hit this ball.
38. Posted by Jim | November 5, 2004 3:30 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 15:30
39. Posted by player of blues | November 5, 2004 3:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The mood turned south after W made an ill-advised one termer joke.
39. Posted by player of blues | November 5, 2004 3:32 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 15:32
40. Posted by Mad Jayhawk | November 5, 2004 3:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Was that John Kerry or a squirrel we just ran over?
40. Posted by Mad Jayhawk | November 5, 2004 3:32 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 15:32
41. Posted by andre3000 | November 5, 2004 3:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
43: Dad, tell me again, how Bill Clinton beat you in '92. Heh heh heh heh heh.
41: If we weren't surrounded by secret service...
41. Posted by andre3000 | November 5, 2004 3:42 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 15:42
42. Posted by St Louis | November 5, 2004 3:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bush I: Man what a mess, the whole reporting pool wiped out with one golf cart.
W: Hey I warned them that we were going to have a lot of fun the next four years. I think Donaldson got the worst of it, what do you think Dad?
42. Posted by St Louis | November 5, 2004 3:46 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 15:46
43. Posted by Hunter | November 5, 2004 4:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
- Damn....I got freekin' poo-lit-ical capi'tul...Did dya'ever think I'd have that when I was growin' up Pop....
- Son....your Mom and I were just praying you wouldn't park the car in the neighbors swimming pool....
43. Posted by Hunter | November 5, 2004 4:00 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 16:00
44. Posted by Gary | November 5, 2004 4:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Joint thought bubble: BARNEY!!! Not HERE!!!
44. Posted by Gary | November 5, 2004 4:04 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 16:04
45. Posted by Barbara Cicognani | November 5, 2004 4:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ah, come on, Dad! You said I could drive once I got elected for real...
45. Posted by Barbara Cicognani | November 5, 2004 4:07 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 16:07
46. Posted by Rick Holte | November 5, 2004 4:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Who say's you can't teach your Father a thing or two?
46. Posted by Rick Holte | November 5, 2004 4:10 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 16:10
47. Posted by MahaRichie | November 5, 2004 4:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
#43:"Just my luck..I have a four o'clock meeting,and we have to wind up playing behind Teddy Kennedy and Gerry Nadler"
47. Posted by MahaRichie | November 5, 2004 4:14 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 16:14
48. Posted by Henry | November 5, 2004 4:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Unbeknownst to both Presidents Bush, Michael Moore took this picture to attempt to prove where Bush was on election night.
48. Posted by Henry | November 5, 2004 4:15 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 16:15
49. Posted by rls | November 5, 2004 4:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Dad, do you think I should have Rove kill Osama now?
49. Posted by rls | November 5, 2004 4:17 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 16:17
50. Posted by joe | November 5, 2004 4:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
43: Wadda ya think pop, Hillary goin' to be the Democrat nominee in 08?
41: Yeah, maybe Jeb should be the Republican nominee and beat the bitch.
50. Posted by joe | November 5, 2004 4:33 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 16:33
51. Posted by dulce | November 5, 2004 4:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
41: "Mom and I sure raised you up right, son."
(I know it's not funny. But I kinda got a lump in my throat thinking about how proud Daddy Bush must be).
51. Posted by dulce | November 5, 2004 4:33 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 16:33
52. Posted by smitty | November 5, 2004 4:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
43. I don't think Kerry is ever going to hit out of that sand trap.
41. That's because he's using a number three wood.
52. Posted by smitty | November 5, 2004 4:40 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 16:40
53. Posted by jmaster | November 5, 2004 4:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After delivering the punch line in his Bushwood Country Club joke, W realizes he had completely forgotten about his father’s extreme sensitivity with his erectile dysfunction problem.
53. Posted by jmaster | November 5, 2004 4:53 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 16:53
54. Posted by NF | November 5, 2004 5:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
41: Hey Pops, now that I've got'n myself re-elected, can you take back Colin Powell? He's really getting on my nerves.
43: He can't be that bad.
41: In debate prep, he served as the practice opponent for my disagreeing scowl. I think I ended up overdoing it.
54. Posted by NF | November 5, 2004 5:04 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 17:04
55. Posted by NF | November 5, 2004 5:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
oops, switch 41 and 43 in that entry.
55. Posted by NF | November 5, 2004 5:05 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 17:05
56. Posted by andre3000 | November 5, 2004 5:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
NF, Too late. You only get one crack at funny.
Speaking of which...
43: So then I called Jacques at 4:00 AM France time and hung up AGAIN! Karl and I laughed and laughed.
41: Okay so let's talk about Kim...
43: Yeah, we got him good! We airlifted 10,000 copies of "Team America" into Pyongyang. Watch the little peckerhead suppress that!
56. Posted by andre3000 | November 5, 2004 5:21 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 17:21
57. Posted by Val Prieto | November 5, 2004 5:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dad, did you fart?
Sorry son. You remember your mom's meatloaf, dont you?
57. Posted by Val Prieto | November 5, 2004 5:23 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 17:23
58. Posted by McGehee | November 5, 2004 5:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Dad, please speed up -- at this rate we won't get to the second tee before nightfall. And will you please turn off that turn signal? It's been blinking for the last twelve miles!"
58. Posted by McGehee | November 5, 2004 5:52 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 17:52
59. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 5, 2004 5:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"The more I play this game, the better I like it, but I still hate it."
59. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 5, 2004 5:56 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 17:56
60. Posted by McGehee | November 5, 2004 5:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
41: "Where in blazes did all thee damn bunnies come from?"
43: "Protein Wisdom."
60. Posted by McGehee | November 5, 2004 5:59 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 17:59
61. Posted by McGehee | November 5, 2004 6:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
41: "Son, you mother and I have been keeping something from you, but now that you've won a second term we can't deny it any longer."
43: "I'm adopted, aren't I?"
61. Posted by McGehee | November 5, 2004 6:00 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 18:00
62. Posted by jmaster | November 5, 2004 6:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
GHWB: Son, did you see the boys over at Wizbang! had a picture of Barbara up yesterday? Her nipples were stickin out so far you could’a hung a pair a Stetsons on em’. Guys musta been droolin all over that.”
GWB: Barbara? Was it a picture of Mom, or my daughter?
GHWB: (sighing heavily) Sometimes I wonder how you ever made it this far, boy….
62. Posted by jmaster | November 5, 2004 6:06 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 18:06
63. Posted by Timmer | November 5, 2004 6:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
43: Now what?
41: Dunno, never made it that far.
43: ...maybe take out Iran?
41: ...Or North Korea...Kerry was practically begging you to do it.
43: Yeah...well we gotta give the boys in uniform a break first...maybe right before the next election...give Hillary something to have a cow about.
63. Posted by Timmer | November 5, 2004 6:22 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 18:22
64. Posted by OneDrummer | November 5, 2004 6:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
President Bush and his father, react to the news that Alec Baldwin and Barbra Striesand will not be moving to France as promised...
64. Posted by OneDrummer | November 5, 2004 6:25 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 18:25
65. Posted by jmaster | November 5, 2004 6:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Saddam’s worst nightmare.
65. Posted by jmaster | November 5, 2004 6:27 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 18:27
66. Posted by the wolf | November 5, 2004 6:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You know, dad, you may be old and sleeping, but you still drive better than Ted Kennedy."
66. Posted by the wolf | November 5, 2004 6:32 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 18:32
67. Posted by trickrick | November 5, 2004 6:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"No, son, I DON"T think reaching out to Jayne Smiley would help...."
67. Posted by trickrick | November 5, 2004 6:40 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 18:40
68. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 5, 2004 7:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Want some more of those gin soaked raisins, Dad?"
"No, at my age I'm more partial to Scotch and Prunes."
68. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 5, 2004 7:17 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 19:17
69. Posted by Mrs. Davis | November 5, 2004 7:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm thinkin about plantin corn this year.
69. Posted by Mrs. Davis | November 5, 2004 7:40 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 19:40
70. Posted by BorgQueen | November 5, 2004 8:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
43: "Is that where all the dems keep their 9 irons?"
41: "Nope, just the ones that want to be President. Explains a lot, doesn't it?"
70. Posted by BorgQueen | November 5, 2004 8:01 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 20:01
71. Posted by Alex D. | November 5, 2004 8:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bush Sr.: Son, I told you, I can't help you be president again.
W.: Come on, dad, we make a great team.
Bush Sr.: But YOU are the president. Now go to your room.
[W. pouts in disgust.]
71. Posted by Alex D. | November 5, 2004 8:25 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 20:25
72. Posted by Eugene | November 5, 2004 8:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
43 was speechless as Tara Reid stumbled onto the fairway. 41 . . . YOWZA!
72. Posted by Eugene | November 5, 2004 8:27 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 20:27
73. Posted by MahaRichie | November 5, 2004 8:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
#41:"Thank God they have the 'geese patrol' out today,those birds make an awful mess on the course..."
#43:" Dad,see that tall guy in camouflage..doesn't he look just like my oppone...Hey,that is Senator Kerry!
73. Posted by MahaRichie | November 5, 2004 8:44 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 20:44
74. Posted by Matt | November 5, 2004 8:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Look Dad! Is that John F'n Kerry with his head buried in the sand trap?
74. Posted by Matt | November 5, 2004 8:48 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 20:48
75. Posted by Darby | November 5, 2004 9:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
George 41: Guess the newer models really are better.
75. Posted by Darby | November 5, 2004 9:05 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 21:05
76. Posted by alec | November 5, 2004 9:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eagle. Birdie.
76. Posted by alec | November 5, 2004 9:50 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 21:50
77. Posted by Boyd | November 5, 2004 10:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'm beginning to understand what you meant about those hemorrhoids, Dad."
"Yeah. Ain't it a bitch?"
77. Posted by Boyd | November 5, 2004 10:05 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 22:05
78. Posted by Pat Adkins | November 5, 2004 10:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Don't despair, Dad. Ole Saddam is going to get his due. I already have his ass in cold storage.
I already delivered his sons on a gurney. We're cool, Dad. Osama cannot be far behind!
78. Posted by Pat Adkins | November 5, 2004 10:51 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 22:51
79. Posted by lunacy | November 5, 2004 11:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
W: Dad, whooping the Taliban and Saddam was hard work. But it ain't nothing like the tough job of kicking liberal ass. Man, I'm beat.
H.W: Heck, I got tired just watching you son. I tried to warn you, those liberals are just tetched. There's no cagier opponant than angry democrats backed by the MSM.
W: Hard work...tough job.
H.W: You did good, son.
79. Posted by lunacy | November 5, 2004 11:12 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 23:12
80. Posted by lunacy | November 5, 2004 11:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Amended at the end:
W: Dad, whooping the Taliban and Saddam was hard work. But it ain't nothing like the tough job of kicking liberal ass. Man, I'm beat.
H.W: Heck, I got tired just watching you son. I tried to warn you, those liberals are just tetched. There's no cagier opponant than angry democrats backed by the MSM.
W: Hard work...tough job.
H.W: You did good, son. Now, let's roll.
Lunacy
80. Posted by lunacy | November 5, 2004 11:16 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 23:16
81. Posted by jmaster | November 5, 2004 11:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dumb and dumberer.
Oops, sorry. Thought I was at the DU site....
81. Posted by jmaster | November 5, 2004 11:26 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 23:26
82. Posted by -S- | November 6, 2004 1:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bush (left): "So, DAD, are you gonna' go around him or not?"
Bush (right) (senior):
"Hey, there, Moore, I said, 'get outta the way!"
82. Posted by -S- | November 6, 2004 1:09 AM |
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Posted on November 6, 2004 01:09
83. Posted by Shawn Levasseur | November 6, 2004 1:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As a drunk, angry, Michael Moore wrestles with Secret Service...
41: "Who knew he'd take it THAT badly?... Such a sad sight."
43: "Yeah, I don't mind the fact he wanted to slap me as much as I'd really wish he was wearing something other than that robe... Ewww."
83. Posted by Shawn Levasseur | November 6, 2004 1:24 AM |
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Posted on November 6, 2004 01:24
84. Posted by OneDrummer | November 6, 2004 1:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
43: Dad, I know you felt sorry for him, what with him losing his job, and all. But Rather has to be the slowest damn caddy we've ever had.
41: Yes, I know, I know. But have you ever seen a grown man try to put his testicles in the ball washer like that?
43: Heh. Stupid MSM.
84. Posted by OneDrummer | November 6, 2004 1:32 AM |
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Posted on November 6, 2004 01:32
85. Posted by Sean | November 6, 2004 3:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
41: Won't they get confused about which Bush President is which in the history books?
43: Nope, I'm the one with the two terms, plus they will remember me for the exportation of Michael Moore.
85. Posted by Sean | November 6, 2004 3:53 AM |
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Posted on November 6, 2004 03:53
86. Posted by moseby | November 6, 2004 8:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
GB 43: Hey Pop, is that Tom Daschle over there mowing that green?
GB 41: Awww jeez!!!
(Hey, this time I got the numbers right...I think ;) )
86. Posted by moseby | November 6, 2004 8:47 AM |
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Posted on November 6, 2004 08:47
87. Posted by Sr vs. Jr | November 6, 2004 9:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'm with stupid"
87. Posted by Sr vs. Jr | November 6, 2004 9:46 AM |
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Posted on November 6, 2004 09:46
88. Posted by McGehee | November 6, 2004 10:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Y'know Dad, what this golf cart really needs is four-wheel drive and some big mud tires."
"Son, I already told you, I don't drive in the rough just because some MoveOn type lies down in front of me." <bump> "Besides, it's more fun this way."
"Yeah, the studded tires musta really hurt."
88. Posted by McGehee | November 6, 2004 10:20 AM |
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Posted on November 6, 2004 10:20
89. Posted by Kenneth Greenlee | November 6, 2004 11:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dad?
Yeah?
How long till this Botox stuff wears off?
89. Posted by Kenneth Greenlee | November 6, 2004 11:14 AM |
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Posted on November 6, 2004 11:14
90. Posted by McGehee | November 6, 2004 1:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"The scary thing is, Dad, Kerry's biggest mistake mighta been not movin' to Texas when he was a kid."
90. Posted by McGehee | November 6, 2004 1:00 PM |
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Posted on November 6, 2004 13:00
91. Posted by Cowboy Blob | November 6, 2004 1:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
41: Yup...at this juncture...that Jenna sure has a nice little tush on her....
43: Dad...
41: Ya know, your Mother, once upon a time, had an ass you could bounce a quarter--
43: La la la la la...I'm not listening, Dad!
91. Posted by Cowboy Blob | November 6, 2004 1:10 PM |
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Posted on November 6, 2004 13:10
92. Posted by JimK | November 6, 2004 3:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"See Dad? I told you mine were bigger."
92. Posted by JimK | November 6, 2004 3:48 PM |
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Posted on November 6, 2004 15:48
93. Posted by McGehee | November 6, 2004 4:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Y'know, Dad, I just can't stand those rich New England blueblood types. Present company excepted, of course."
93. Posted by McGehee | November 6, 2004 4:42 PM |
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Posted on November 6, 2004 16:42
94. Posted by life is a daydream | November 6, 2004 7:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"So dad, which golf ball do yo hit farther, the Carvile or Clinton?"
"I hit a Massachusetts liberal ball the farthest, but the damn thing always hooks left."
94. Posted by life is a daydream | November 6, 2004 7:21 PM |
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Posted on November 6, 2004 19:21
95. Posted by McGehee | November 6, 2004 10:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"So, Son: when are you going skydiving? I've got several jumps on you."
"True. Maybe if I'd ever got shot down I'd have discovered I like it too."
"Get out of the cart. You're walking the rest of the course."
95. Posted by McGehee | November 6, 2004 10:43 PM |
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Posted on November 6, 2004 22:43
96. Posted by Rafiki | November 6, 2004 11:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Presidential Links.
96. Posted by Rafiki | November 6, 2004 11:17 PM |
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Posted on November 6, 2004 23:17
97. Posted by Boyd | November 7, 2004 12:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You'd think I'd have learned by now not to pull your finger, Dad."
"I still love the sauerkraut, son, but it doesn't love me anymore."
97. Posted by Boyd | November 7, 2004 12:03 AM |
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Posted on November 7, 2004 00:03
98. Posted by OhianForBush | November 7, 2004 12:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Come to think of it son, a wedge would have been the way to go on that last one."
98. Posted by OhianForBush | November 7, 2004 12:36 AM |
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Posted on November 7, 2004 00:36
99. Posted by tony | November 7, 2004 1:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I just gotta work on my game, dad. You know, that Kerry told me he played in the Masters in 1980... or maybe '79..."
99. Posted by tony | November 7, 2004 1:02 AM |
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Posted on November 7, 2004 01:02
100. Posted by spacemonkey | November 7, 2004 1:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I love the smell of fresh cut fairway grass in the morning.....smells like....wicktory.
100. Posted by spacemonkey | November 7, 2004 1:22 AM |
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Posted on November 7, 2004 01:22
101. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | November 7, 2004 2:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
41: So what's the secret to winning a second term?
43: "Those who bless you will be blessed, those who curse you will be cursed." - Genesis 12:3
Born-again & pro-Israel=elected again. James "F the Jews" Baker = political suicide.
101. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | November 7, 2004 2:09 AM |
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Posted on November 7, 2004 02:09
102. Posted by McCain | November 7, 2004 3:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
George Bush claims a man date.
102. Posted by McCain | November 7, 2004 3:12 PM |
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Posted on November 7, 2004 15:12
103. Posted by McCain | November 7, 2004 3:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Magnanimous in victory, President Bush reaches out to cultural progressives by demonstrating that he is not afraid to touch his driver.
103. Posted by McCain | November 7, 2004 3:14 PM |
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Posted on November 7, 2004 15:14
104. Posted by David Gillies | November 7, 2004 9:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OK, I got nothin', but doesn't GHWB look like Don Ameche in this shot?
104. Posted by David Gillies | November 7, 2004 9:46 PM |
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Posted on November 7, 2004 21:46
105. Posted by McCain | November 8, 2004 12:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
With both balls approaching the hole, the two bushes begin to drive their woodies.
105. Posted by McCain | November 8, 2004 12:57 AM |
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Posted on November 8, 2004 00:57
106. Posted by Kevin | November 8, 2004 1:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Comments are now closed.
106. Posted by Kevin | November 8, 2004 1:02 AM |
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Posted on November 8, 2004 01:02