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Georges Bush Jr. and Sr. de... (Below threshold)
andre3000:

Georges Bush Jr. and Sr. demonstrate the thrill of victory.

FORE (more years)</p... (Below threshold)
stacey m:

FORE (more years)

"No, Dad. You've had 6 mull... (Below threshold)
Michael Kazmac:

"No, Dad. You've had 6 mulligans already."

Dad. Stop pouting. I just... (Below threshold)

Dad. Stop pouting. I just think it'll look a little too nepotistic to name you Attorney General.

"When I said 'Let's see you... (Below threshold)

"When I said 'Let's see you get your ass out of that godforsaken sand trap' I wasn't talking about Iraq, son. But now that you mention it..."

Now, watch THIS drive. Pun... (Below threshold)

Now, watch THIS drive. Punk.

The Presidents Bush look on... (Below threshold)

The Presidents Bush look on in disgust as, in what he claimed was a "protest", Michael Moore eats his tenth consecutive goat.

41: You know what this mea... (Below threshold)

41: You know what this means, don't you son? Now that we've made it to the 18th hole, it's only a matter of time before I have to see your mother, again.

43: Whoa, dude. I'm not going there.

41: Son, I have to tell yo... (Below threshold)

41: Son, I have to tell you something. In the end, not winning a 2nd term was probably one of the best things that ever happened to me. I didn't have to see Helen Thomas's face EVER. FRICKIN'. DAY.

43: Dad, she retired.

41: Hmm... who do you think will be the Democrat candidate in 2008?

No, I told you, Dad. If yo... (Below threshold)
Michael:

No, I told you, Dad. If you lose the bet we made about me actually getting a second term and you didn't, you have to be MY caddie for 4 years. Be thankful I'm at least letting you drive a cart.

GB 43: So this is what it f... (Below threshold)
Eric:

GB 43: So this is what it feels like to bitch slap a Massachusetts Liberal?

GB 41: Don't get too cocky boy. You may have won re-election but I beat mine by 315 votes.

GB 43: You'd think after that they wouldn't run another one? And they call me stupid.

Dad, you've never told me I... (Below threshold)
Duke:

Dad, you've never told me I wasn't supposed to pee in the hole.

"Don't gloat, don't gloat, ... (Below threshold)
toddzilla:

"Don't gloat, don't gloat, don't gloat..."

Top 8 captions:8) ... (Below threshold)

Top 8 captions:

8) Dad, I know you wanted Kerry's head on the tee, but the best I could do was Lockhart.

7) Son, you really ought to reconsider your mulligan shot. Bouncing the tee shot off the remains of the DNC is worth blowing your score over.

6) 41 - I know that you beat my majority vote total, but you don't have to gloat

43 - I'm not gloating (snicker). Aw heck! I am gonna gloat

5) 43 - So who do I have to pay off over at Halliburton and Diebold for keeping this election so close?
41 - Shhh, you never can tell who is listening in...
43 - Heck, they know we know that they're listening in and we caught their BS on the memos. And the exit polls. So what's a few thousand votes among friends.

4) Damn, I knew this course had hazards on it, but the bloated carcass of Michael Moore on the 18th is a bitch to overcome, even for a scratch golfer.

3) Son, you know if you ever try to top me again politically, I'll wrap that 9 iron around that neck of yours.

2) Dad, you don't have to get upset over my mandate. I'm just trying to get your tax returns to come in lower than Teresa Heinz Kerry's.

1) Read my lips, fore more years!

43:Was That Helen Thomas? <... (Below threshold)

43:Was That Helen Thomas?

41: Yeah.

43: I know what you mean....

41: Makes you want to burn every bed in the world doesn't it?

43. Yeah.

41: How 'bout That Elinor Clift?

43: Dont Go There Dad. Just.dont.go.there...

41: Heh...

43: Two Terms old man, Two Terms.

41: Changed your diapers, smartass.

43: I'm gonna be changing yours if you dont watch it.

(Long Silence)

41: Love ya, Son...

43: Love you too Dad...

"Dad, I just don't understa... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

"Dad, I just don't understand how you got a 12 on that last hole."
"Well, its like this, I missed the 10 foot putt for 11."

____

43: "I'm not gonna lay-up, I'm going for it."
41: "Wouldn't be prudent at this juncture."

"This game just isn't as mu... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

"This game just isn't as much fun without Rodney (Dangerfield)"

Hey Dad, you're taking us i... (Below threshold)

Hey Dad, you're taking us in the "Wrong Direction". The people want me to move this cart forward.

"Stop by the pro shop and get Kerry some balls."

"Eddie Bauer...you?"<... (Below threshold)

"Eddie Bauer...you?"

"Land's End."

GB 41: I'd like to think I... (Below threshold)
moseby:

GB 41: I'd like to think I won this second term for you, Dad.

GB 43: No, Son. You won this second term for AMERICA.

"Battery's gettin' lower, s... (Below threshold)

"Battery's gettin' lower, son. Get out and help Neil and Jeb push."

(voice-over)"The i... (Below threshold)
Tropean:

(voice-over)

"The impact of the spoiled pork rinds on the Presidents Bush was etched on their faces."

Moseby, and it would really... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

Moseby, and it would really be funny if you switched the numbers around.

41: More protesters?<... (Below threshold)

41: More protesters?

43: yea, just wait and watch..

BANG!!

43: got em.

41: that's gotta hurt!

43: Geez, it's bad enough t... (Below threshold)
OneDrummer:

43: Geez, it's bad enough that Krugman and those DU'ers are setting themselves on fire in the parking lot, but does Tuh-Ray-Sah have to streak out here naked?

41: I know, son. Put her in that spider hole.

"You hit the wrong ball, wi... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

"You hit the wrong ball, with the wrong club, at the wrong hole."

43: I thought Rather was ba... (Below threshold)
OneDrummer:

43: I thought Rather was banned from this club?

41: Me too. At least I had those NYT idiots blackballed.

43: Dad, you think Kerry's gonna have blue balls for awhile?

41: Son, speaking from experience, I can honestly say - yes.

41: Yep.43: A-yep.... (Below threshold)
Mikey:

41: Yep.
43: A-yep.
41: Heh, heh, heh.
43: Heh.

41: Son, I think your scori... (Below threshold)
OneDrummer:

41: Son, I think your scoring has a deficit.

43: Dad - watch. I'll erase it on the back nine.

W pauses after 41 explains ... (Below threshold)
Brandt:

W pauses after 41 explains why there are notches on the presidential bed post in the White House.

Grumpy and Sleepy play golf... (Below threshold)
Roger:

Grumpy and Sleepy play golf.

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W: Well, I've got four more years of free course passes.
HW: Payback's such a b****.

-"Son, this golf stuff is j... (Below threshold)

-"Son, this golf stuff is just not as much fun as skydiving."

-"I know what you mean Dad. We played 9 holes so far and I didn't get to kill a single terrorist yet."

43: Sigh. Those blue state ... (Below threshold)
OneDrummer:

43: Sigh. Those blue state / city folk just don't get it, do they Dad?

41: No, son, they don't. Never have. Never will.

43: Thanks for teaching me to have a spine.

hey dad, the Secret Service... (Below threshold)
trappedinmn:

hey dad, the Secret Service guys were telling me that they were rooting for me to win because if Kerry won, they all have to learn to windsurf -

"Come on dad, stop bitching... (Below threshold)

"Come on dad, stop bitching and pay up the five bucks! I won re-election with a third party candidate fair and square."

Works better the other way ... (Below threshold)

Works better the other way around:

"I won re-election with a third party candidate fair and square! Now stop bitching and pay up the five bucks, Dad!"

Jeez dad, how many times do... (Below threshold)
FBandito:

Jeez dad, how many times do I have to tell you to lay off the burritos on golf day.

Bush 41: Oh gosh son, I hit... (Below threshold)
Jim:

Bush 41: Oh gosh son, I hit that Liberal in the head with that last shot. D'ya think he's hurt bad?

Bush 43: Don't sweat it, pop. They all have plates in their heads. It's a good thing you did hit him in the head. Otherwise you might have actually hurt something. Now watch me hit this ball.

The mood turned south after... (Below threshold)

The mood turned south after W made an ill-advised one termer joke.

Was that John Kerry or a sq... (Below threshold)

Was that John Kerry or a squirrel we just ran over?

43: Dad, tell me again, how... (Below threshold)
andre3000:

43: Dad, tell me again, how Bill Clinton beat you in '92. Heh heh heh heh heh.

41: If we weren't surrounded by secret service...

Bush I: Man what a ... (Below threshold)
St Louis:


Bush I: Man what a mess, the whole reporting pool wiped out with one golf cart.

W: Hey I warned them that we were going to have a lot of fun the next four years. I think Donaldson got the worst of it, what do you think Dad?

- Damn....I got freekin' po... (Below threshold)

- Damn....I got freekin' poo-lit-ical capi'tul...Did dya'ever think I'd have that when I was growin' up Pop....

- Son....your Mom and I were just praying you wouldn't park the car in the neighbors swimming pool....

Joint thought bubble: BARNE... (Below threshold)
Gary:

Joint thought bubble: BARNEY!!! Not HERE!!!

Ah, come on, Dad! You said ... (Below threshold)
Barbara Cicognani:

Ah, come on, Dad! You said I could drive once I got elected for real...

Who say's you can't teach y... (Below threshold)

Who say's you can't teach your Father a thing or two?

#43:"Just my luck..... (Below threshold)
MahaRichie:


#43:"Just my luck..I have a four o'clock meeting,and we have to wind up playing behind Teddy Kennedy and Gerry Nadler"

Unbeknownst to both Preside... (Below threshold)

Unbeknownst to both Presidents Bush, Michael Moore took this picture to attempt to prove where Bush was on election night.

"Dad, do you think I should... (Below threshold)
rls:

"Dad, do you think I should have Rove kill Osama now?

43: Wadda ya think pop, Hi... (Below threshold)
joe:

43: Wadda ya think pop, Hillary goin' to be the Democrat nominee in 08?

41: Yeah, maybe Jeb should be the Republican nominee and beat the bitch.

41: "Mom and I sure raised... (Below threshold)
dulce:

41: "Mom and I sure raised you up right, son."

(I know it's not funny. But I kinda got a lump in my throat thinking about how proud Daddy Bush must be).

43. I don't think Kerry is ... (Below threshold)
smitty:

43. I don't think Kerry is ever going to hit out of that sand trap.

41. That's because he's using a number three wood.

After delivering the punch ... (Below threshold)
jmaster:

After delivering the punch line in his Bushwood Country Club joke, W realizes he had completely forgotten about his father’s extreme sensitivity with his erectile dysfunction problem.

41: Hey Pops, now that I've... (Below threshold)
NF:

41: Hey Pops, now that I've got'n myself re-elected, can you take back Colin Powell? He's really getting on my nerves.

43: He can't be that bad.

41: In debate prep, he served as the practice opponent for my disagreeing scowl. I think I ended up overdoing it.

oops, switch 41 and 43 in t... (Below threshold)
NF:

oops, switch 41 and 43 in that entry.

NF, Too late. You only get... (Below threshold)
andre3000:

NF, Too late. You only get one crack at funny.

Speaking of which...

43: So then I called Jacques at 4:00 AM France time and hung up AGAIN! Karl and I laughed and laughed.

41: Okay so let's talk about Kim...

43: Yeah, we got him good! We airlifted 10,000 copies of "Team America" into Pyongyang. Watch the little peckerhead suppress that!

Dad, did you fart?... (Below threshold)

Dad, did you fart?

Sorry son. You remember your mom's meatloaf, dont you?

"Dad, please speed up -- at... (Below threshold)

"Dad, please speed up -- at this rate we won't get to the second tee before nightfall. And will you please turn off that turn signal? It's been blinking for the last twelve miles!"

"The more I play this game,... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

"The more I play this game, the better I like it, but I still hate it."

41: "Where in blazes did al... (Below threshold)

41: "Where in blazes did all thee damn bunnies come from?"

43: "Protein Wisdom."

41: "Son, you mother and I ... (Below threshold)

41: "Son, you mother and I have been keeping something from you, but now that you've won a second term we can't deny it any longer."

43: "I'm adopted, aren't I?"

GHWB: Son, did you see the... (Below threshold)
jmaster:

GHWB: Son, did you see the boys over at Wizbang! had a picture of Barbara up yesterday? Her nipples were stickin out so far you could’a hung a pair a Stetsons on em’. Guys musta been droolin all over that.”

GWB: Barbara? Was it a picture of Mom, or my daughter?

GHWB: (sighing heavily) Sometimes I wonder how you ever made it this far, boy….

43: Now what?41: ... (Below threshold)

43: Now what?

41: Dunno, never made it that far.

43: ...maybe take out Iran?

41: ...Or North Korea...Kerry was practically begging you to do it.

43: Yeah...well we gotta give the boys in uniform a break first...maybe right before the next election...give Hillary something to have a cow about.

President Bush and his fath... (Below threshold)
OneDrummer:

President Bush and his father, react to the news that Alec Baldwin and Barbra Striesand will not be moving to France as promised...

Saddam’s worst nightmare.</... (Below threshold)
jmaster:

Saddam’s worst nightmare.

"You know, dad, you may be ... (Below threshold)

"You know, dad, you may be old and sleeping, but you still drive better than Ted Kennedy."

"No, son, I DON"T think rea... (Below threshold)
trickrick:

"No, son, I DON"T think reaching out to Jayne Smiley would help...."

"Want some more of those gi... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

"Want some more of those gin soaked raisins, Dad?"
"No, at my age I'm more partial to Scotch and Prunes."

I'm thinkin about plantin c... (Below threshold)
Mrs. Davis:

I'm thinkin about plantin corn this year.

43: "Is that where all</... (Below threshold)
BorgQueen:

43: "Is that where all the dems keep their 9 irons?"

41: "Nope, just the ones that want to be President. Explains a lot, doesn't it?"

Bush Sr.: Son, I told you, ... (Below threshold)

Bush Sr.: Son, I told you, I can't help you be president again.

W.: Come on, dad, we make a great team.

Bush Sr.: But YOU are the president. Now go to your room.

[W. pouts in disgust.]

43 was speechless as <a hre... (Below threshold)

43 was speechless as Tara Reid stumbled onto the fairway. 41 . . . YOWZA!

#41:"Thank God they... (Below threshold)
MahaRichie:


#41:"Thank God they have the 'geese patrol' out today,those birds make an awful mess on the course..."

#43:" Dad,see that tall guy in camouflage..doesn't he look just like my oppone...Hey,that is Senator Kerry!

Look Dad! Is that John F'n... (Below threshold)
Matt:

Look Dad! Is that John F'n Kerry with his head buried in the sand trap?

George 41: Guess the newer ... (Below threshold)
Darby:

George 41: Guess the newer models really are better.

Eagle. Birdie.... (Below threshold)
alec:

Eagle. Birdie.

"I'm beginning to understan... (Below threshold)
Boyd:

"I'm beginning to understand what you meant about those hemorrhoids, Dad."

"Yeah. Ain't it a bitch?"

Don't despair, Dad. Ole Sa... (Below threshold)
Pat Adkins:

Don't despair, Dad. Ole Saddam is going to get his due. I already have his ass in cold storage.

I already delivered his sons on a gurney. We're cool, Dad. Osama cannot be far behind!

W: Dad, whooping the Taliba... (Below threshold)
lunacy:

W: Dad, whooping the Taliban and Saddam was hard work. But it ain't nothing like the tough job of kicking liberal ass. Man, I'm beat.

H.W: Heck, I got tired just watching you son. I tried to warn you, those liberals are just tetched. There's no cagier opponant than angry democrats backed by the MSM.

W: Hard work...tough job.

H.W: You did good, son.

Amended at the end:<p... (Below threshold)
lunacy:

Amended at the end:

W: Dad, whooping the Taliban and Saddam was hard work. But it ain't nothing like the tough job of kicking liberal ass. Man, I'm beat.

H.W: Heck, I got tired just watching you son. I tried to warn you, those liberals are just tetched. There's no cagier opponant than angry democrats backed by the MSM.

W: Hard work...tough job.

H.W: You did good, son. Now, let's roll.

Lunacy

Dumb and dumberer.... (Below threshold)
jmaster:

Dumb and dumberer.

Oops, sorry. Thought I was at the DU site....

Bush (left): "So, D... (Below threshold)
-S-:

Bush (left): "So, DAD, are you gonna' go around him or not?"

Bush (right) (senior):
"Hey, there, Moore, I said, 'get outta the way!"

As a drunk, angry, Michael ... (Below threshold)

As a drunk, angry, Michael Moore wrestles with Secret Service...

41: "Who knew he'd take it THAT badly?... Such a sad sight."

43: "Yeah, I don't mind the fact he wanted to slap me as much as I'd really wish he was wearing something other than that robe... Ewww."

43: Dad, I know you felt so... (Below threshold)
OneDrummer:

43: Dad, I know you felt sorry for him, what with him losing his job, and all. But Rather has to be the slowest damn caddy we've ever had.

41: Yes, I know, I know. But have you ever seen a grown man try to put his testicles in the ball washer like that?

43: Heh. Stupid MSM.

41: Won't they get confused... (Below threshold)
Sean:

41: Won't they get confused about which Bush President is which in the history books?

43: Nope, I'm the one with the two terms, plus they will remember me for the exportation of Michael Moore.

GB 43: Hey Pop, is... (Below threshold)
moseby:


GB 43: Hey Pop, is that Tom Daschle over there mowing that green?

GB 41: Awww jeez!!!



(Hey, this time I got the numbers right...I think ;) )

"I'm with stupid"... (Below threshold)
Sr vs. Jr:

"I'm with stupid"

"Y'know Dad, what this golf... (Below threshold)

"Y'know Dad, what this golf cart really needs is four-wheel drive and some big mud tires."

"Son, I already told you, I don't drive in the rough just because some MoveOn type lies down in front of me." <bump> "Besides, it's more fun this way."

"Yeah, the studded tires musta really hurt."

Dad?Yeah?... (Below threshold)

Dad?

Yeah?

How long till this Botox stuff wears off?

"The scary thing is, Dad, K... (Below threshold)

"The scary thing is, Dad, Kerry's biggest mistake mighta been not movin' to Texas when he was a kid."

41: Yup...at this juncture... (Below threshold)

41: Yup...at this juncture...that Jenna sure has a nice little tush on her....

43: Dad...

41: Ya know, your Mother, once upon a time, had an ass you could bounce a quarter--

43: La la la la la...I'm not listening, Dad!

"See Dad? I told you mine ... (Below threshold)
JimK:

"See Dad? I told you mine were bigger."

"Y'know, Dad, I just can't ... (Below threshold)

"Y'know, Dad, I just can't stand those rich New England blueblood types. Present company excepted, of course."

"So dad, which golf ball do... (Below threshold)

"So dad, which golf ball do yo hit farther, the Carvile or Clinton?"
"I hit a Massachusetts liberal ball the farthest, but the damn thing always hooks left."

"So, Son: when are you goin... (Below threshold)

"So, Son: when are you going skydiving? I've got several jumps on you."

"True. Maybe if I'd ever got shot down I'd have discovered I like it too."

"Get out of the cart. You're walking the rest of the course."

Presidential Links.... (Below threshold)

Presidential Links.

"You'd think I'd have learn... (Below threshold)
Boyd:

"You'd think I'd have learned by now not to pull your finger, Dad."

"I still love the sauerkraut, son, but it doesn't love me anymore."

"Come to think of it son, a... (Below threshold)
OhianForBush:

"Come to think of it son, a wedge would have been the way to go on that last one."

"I just gotta work on my ga... (Below threshold)
tony:

"I just gotta work on my game, dad. You know, that Kerry told me he played in the Masters in 1980... or maybe '79..."

I love the smell of fresh c... (Below threshold)

I love the smell of fresh cut fairway grass in the morning.....smells like....wicktory.

41: So what's the secret t... (Below threshold)

41: So what's the secret to winning a second term?

43: "Those who bless you will be blessed, those who curse you will be cursed." - Genesis 12:3

Born-again & pro-Israel=elected again. James "F the Jews" Baker = political suicide.

George Bush claims a man da... (Below threshold)
McCain:

George Bush claims a man date.

Magnanimous in victory, Pre... (Below threshold)
McCain:

Magnanimous in victory, President Bush reaches out to cultural progressives by demonstrating that he is not afraid to touch his driver.

OK, I got nothin', but does... (Below threshold)
David Gillies:

OK, I got nothin', but doesn't GHWB look like Don Ameche in this shot?

With both balls approaching... (Below threshold)
McCain:

With both balls approaching the hole, the two bushes begin to drive their woodies.

Update: <a href="ht... (Below threshold)

Update: Winners announced. Comments are now closed.




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