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Perhaps a long constipated ... (Below threshold)1. Posted by PTG | November 10, 2004 11:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Perhaps a long constipated peace process has finally had a bowel movement.
1. Posted by PTG | November 10, 2004 11:07 PM |
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Posted on November 10, 2004 23:07
2. Posted by julie | November 10, 2004 11:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If he is dead, who won the pool?
2. Posted by julie | November 10, 2004 11:10 PM |
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Posted on November 10, 2004 23:10
3. Posted by Jim | November 10, 2004 11:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Freaking CBS News. First they try using forged documents to hurt my man Bush. Then they collaborate with the NY Slimes to hurt my man Bush. Then tonight, after I watched CSI New York for almost an hour, they break at 10:55 PM to tell me a terrorist died. Now I have to wait for a rerun of that episode to find out why the guy wacked everyone in a restaurant. Screw Arafat. And screw CBS News. BTW, notice how everytime the MSM mention Arafat they make sure they let us know he won a Nobel Peace Prize?
3. Posted by Jim | November 10, 2004 11:22 PM |
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Posted on November 10, 2004 23:22
4. Posted by tazaroski | November 10, 2004 11:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ding Dong the witch is dead,
the wicked ol' witch is dead.
T
4. Posted by tazaroski | November 10, 2004 11:26 PM |
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Posted on November 10, 2004 23:26
5. Posted by Alex | November 10, 2004 11:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Get a load of the picture CNN has on their homepage commemorating Arafat. You'd think he's some sort of reputable individual.
5. Posted by Alex | November 10, 2004 11:35 PM |
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Posted on November 10, 2004 23:35
6. Posted by reliapundit | November 10, 2004 11:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The first true test of any transparent Palestinian National Authority will be if they demand SUHA return the ill-gotten spoils.
6. Posted by reliapundit | November 10, 2004 11:38 PM |
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Posted on November 10, 2004 23:38
7. Posted by Kevin | November 10, 2004 11:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Julie, I'm still trying to figure out who won the pool. I want to see the French press conference to see if they actually announce a time of death. I'll update the post when I know for sure.
Jim, I feel your pain...
7. Posted by Kevin | November 10, 2004 11:45 PM |
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Posted on November 10, 2004 23:45
8. Posted by MahaRichie | November 10, 2004 11:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yessir Yurafart is dead.No loss.I do think his demise was accelerated in France.It is very mysterious.One day he is smiling an blowing kisses while adjusting his oversize hat.Within a day or two he is in a coma,and near death.My guess,he had AIDS and the plug was pulled.Enjoy Paradise.
8. Posted by MahaRichie | November 10, 2004 11:53 PM |
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Posted on November 10, 2004 23:53
9. Posted by Keith | November 10, 2004 11:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'll drink to that.
9. Posted by Keith | November 10, 2004 11:54 PM |
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Posted on November 10, 2004 23:54
10. Posted by juli | November 10, 2004 11:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When I was a kid, I saw some movie about ancient Egypt. After, the pharaoh died, the greedy, evil queen (Joan Collins) was buried alive with him. It scared the hell out of me. Even today, I don't think I could go into a pyramid without hyperventilating Maybe, that's what they shd do with Suha.
10. Posted by juli | November 10, 2004 11:56 PM |
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Posted on November 10, 2004 23:56
11. Posted by tony | November 11, 2004 12:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
the AP bulletin that came down said they announced time of death as 3:30am Thursday, though I didn't see any mention of if it was Paris time or what. (assuming it was).
I haven't seen any links or anything, you'll just have to take my good word. *laugh*
(If you want to take my REALLY good word, I think they meant to say he died November 19th at 5:25pm. *grin*)
11. Posted by tony | November 11, 2004 12:01 AM |
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Posted on November 11, 2004 00:01
12. Posted by LargeBill | November 11, 2004 12:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Helen Thomas and 71 look a likes are getting ready to be defiled by this turd. I have to assume that she is a virgin. I've met guys that would hit any wet spot who wouldn't touch that skank.
12. Posted by LargeBill | November 11, 2004 12:02 AM |
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Posted on November 11, 2004 00:02
13. Posted by Clay Jarr | November 11, 2004 12:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Buh-bye...Ain't no 72 virgins after all, huh? Nope, there ain't. Burn, baby, burn.
13. Posted by Clay Jarr | November 11, 2004 12:13 AM |
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Posted on November 11, 2004 00:13
14. Posted by Adam Wood | November 11, 2004 12:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
How fitting that Joan Collins played the evil queen....
14. Posted by Adam Wood | November 11, 2004 12:26 AM |
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Posted on November 11, 2004 00:26
15. Posted by julie | November 11, 2004 12:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Okay, I'm sick of arafat. I don't want to be subjected to days of news coverage of his funeral. He was a punk terrorist. Any bets that Jimmy Carter will attend the funeral?
15. Posted by julie | November 11, 2004 12:35 AM |
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Posted on November 11, 2004 00:35
16. Posted by awptimus | November 11, 2004 12:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Anybody notice the CBS Special Report began with "Terrorist, Peace Prize winner" We knew that was idiotic, but hearing that in the same breath was very funny.
16. Posted by awptimus | November 11, 2004 12:36 AM |
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Posted on November 11, 2004 00:36
17. Posted by julie | November 11, 2004 12:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
At every car swarm, you can see most of the kids with camera cellphones. I have no doubt they have access to the internet and sattelite tv. So, how can they be ignorant of the fact arafat and suhu have ripped them off into the billions? And that Suhu needs $100k a month to live on?
17. Posted by julie | November 11, 2004 12:40 AM |
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Posted on November 11, 2004 00:40
18. Posted by Adam Wood | November 11, 2004 12:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm with you, julie.
It's already beginning to look like even Fox is going to make this as big or bigger than Regan's death. This puke deserved no more than a mere passing, "Oh, and Arafat is dead," mention at the end of the broadcast.
One good thing, though: hopefully this will get Scott Petersen (sp?) off my screen for a few days. GAWD, I'm sick of hearing about that....
18. Posted by Adam Wood | November 11, 2004 12:48 AM |
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Posted on November 11, 2004 00:48
19. Posted by julie | November 11, 2004 12:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yeah, I can't wait never to hear the Scott Peterson again. And if he walks, I hope Laci's mother takes him out before he reaches the courtroom steps.
As far as arafat, I think we should have our own tribute to him synchronized with his official burial. Everyone across the blogosphere should flush their toilets at the same time in his honor. I wonder what wd happen if a couple of million people did that?
19. Posted by julie | November 11, 2004 12:53 AM |
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Posted on November 11, 2004 00:53
20. Posted by julie | November 11, 2004 12:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Make that can't wait to never hear the name of Scott Peterson again.
20. Posted by julie | November 11, 2004 12:55 AM |
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Posted on November 11, 2004 00:55
21. Posted by McCain | November 11, 2004 12:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gee Adam, you think I'd prefer to hear Greta debate Yasser's guilt or innocence every night with a panel of frizzy haired lawyers?
21. Posted by McCain | November 11, 2004 12:57 AM |
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Posted on November 11, 2004 00:57
22. Posted by julie | November 11, 2004 1:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McCain: Would you prefer Greta talk to you about Scientology?
22. Posted by julie | November 11, 2004 1:00 AM |
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Posted on November 11, 2004 01:00
23. Posted by McCain | November 11, 2004 1:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I prefer that she just go away forever. I don't mean any permanent harm to the woman -- just retire to wherever lawyers retire, so a new scandal monger can replace her with still more guest panels of shouting nabobs.
23. Posted by McCain | November 11, 2004 1:15 AM |
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Posted on November 11, 2004 01:15
24. Posted by Mark | November 11, 2004 2:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Arafish now smells like a dead fish.. Circled the bowl and got flushed like the rest of the crap. Goodbye, and have hot and toastey time in hell. Oh yea, the 72 virgins look like Helen Thomas! Serves ya right...
24. Posted by Mark | November 11, 2004 2:00 AM |
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Posted on November 11, 2004 02:00
25. Posted by Omni | November 11, 2004 2:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Let's hope he STAYS dead this time... I'm tired of this endless teasing.
25. Posted by Omni | November 11, 2004 2:12 AM |
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Posted on November 11, 2004 02:12
26. Posted by Vulgorilla | November 11, 2004 7:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If the story was reported by CBS, then it was probably fabricated, and done so in a way that tries, unsuccessfully, to hurt Bush. Hopefully, one of these days in the not too distant future, we can add CBS to the obits column as well. Oh happy day!!
26. Posted by Vulgorilla | November 11, 2004 7:57 AM |
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Posted on November 11, 2004 07:57
27. Posted by Eric | November 11, 2004 8:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'd like thank all the little people, who got me to where I am today. And I'd like to thank Arafat for dying. I'd like to thank him a lot.
27. Posted by Eric | November 11, 2004 8:44 AM |
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Posted on November 11, 2004 08:44
28. Posted by McGehee | November 11, 2004 10:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Coming up on CNN: Yasser Arafat -- the new Princess Diana.
<nausea>
28. Posted by McGehee | November 11, 2004 10:35 AM |
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Posted on November 11, 2004 10:35
29. Posted by julie | November 11, 2004 3:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey Jim:
CBS issued an apology for interupting CSI - New York. Are you going to accept it?
29. Posted by julie | November 11, 2004 3:12 PM |
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Posted on November 11, 2004 15:12