No doubt you've heard about the news picture of Vice President Dick Cheney that leaves little to the imagination.

In case you missed it here's a little background from Milwaukee Magazine:
Joining Vice President Dick Cheney's motorcade in Green Bay, Milwaukee Journal Sentinel photographer Dale Guldan hoped to capture a unique image during an otherwise scripted campaign visit in September.What you probably haven't seen, until now, is that actual picture from the paper. That's about to change...Did he ever.
[...] The normally serious Cheney flashed a winning smile for Borkin, and Guldan snapped an attention-grabbing photo that would later be chosen for the front page of the paper's September 11 Metro section.
Guldan got a call from a reader the next day. "Did you notice anything unusual about that picture?," the reader asked.
Upon closer inspection, it seems the vice president's smile was not his biggest, ahem, asset. Is that what we think it is?
"You're not imagining it,"Guldan says of the unintentionally revealing photo.





Comments (53)
wow....I wonder how many "D... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Henry | November 15, 2004 10:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
wow....I wonder how many "Dick" jokes we're going to get.
Poor Richard.
1. Posted by Henry | November 15, 2004 10:36 AM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 10:36
2. Posted by Robert Crawford | November 15, 2004 10:43 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Eh. It's clearly the straps for his bulletproof vest.
2. Posted by Robert Crawford | November 15, 2004 10:43 AM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 10:43
3. Posted by Sharp as a Marble | November 15, 2004 10:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I am having flashbacks to that scene in Christmas Vacation where Clark and Eddie are shopping. Eddie's pants look about the same.
I've not been able to watch the movie again since I noticed that.
3. Posted by Sharp as a Marble | November 15, 2004 10:47 AM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 10:47
4. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 15, 2004 10:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
His batteries for his pacemaker slipped.
4. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 15, 2004 10:49 AM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 10:49
5. Posted by julie | November 15, 2004 10:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I guess it's true what they say about bald guys.
5. Posted by julie | November 15, 2004 10:50 AM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 10:50
6. Posted by Paul | November 15, 2004 10:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's a cell phone
6. Posted by Paul | November 15, 2004 10:52 AM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 10:52
7. Posted by Christopher Cross | November 15, 2004 10:53 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
That must be what they mean by "gravitas."
7. Posted by Christopher Cross | November 15, 2004 10:53 AM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 10:53
8. Posted by Palmateer | November 15, 2004 11:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The real cause of his shortness of breath?
8. Posted by Palmateer | November 15, 2004 11:01 AM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 11:01
9. Posted by Hunter | November 15, 2004 11:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
- Apparently the bypass worked ... No wonder his wife was smiling so brightly on FOX yesterday...
- With Powell bowing out the way is clear for Condi Rice... She's shown interest in both State and Defense... No doubt the Pres. would give her Air Force one if she asked for it.....
9. Posted by Hunter | November 15, 2004 11:05 AM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 11:05
10. Posted by mike | November 15, 2004 11:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's a poorly tailored pair of suit pants. Our tailors are going to need some talking to. Right after we get them their green cards....
10. Posted by mike | November 15, 2004 11:08 AM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 11:08
11. Posted by Debra | November 15, 2004 11:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Erm...uummmm...hhmmm...
whoa! I've never been at a loss for words before!
11. Posted by Debra | November 15, 2004 11:18 AM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 11:18
12. Posted by superhawk | November 15, 2004 11:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
HOOOOOOLLLLLLLYYYY SSSSHHHHHHHHIIITTTTT!
12. Posted by superhawk | November 15, 2004 11:19 AM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 11:19
13. Posted by Mark | November 15, 2004 11:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Forget Cheney's package, check out the guy's ass in white.
13. Posted by Mark | November 15, 2004 11:29 AM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 11:29
14. Posted by BeeBee | November 15, 2004 11:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SHOCK AND AWE!!
14. Posted by BeeBee | November 15, 2004 11:39 AM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 11:39
15. Posted by Henry | November 15, 2004 11:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I don't think Dick Cheney is going to get pissed off. I'd just politely nod, smile and get busy w/ my wife.
15. Posted by Henry | November 15, 2004 11:50 AM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 11:50
16. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 15, 2004 11:52 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I'd be kinda worried if I was that guy he's looking at.
16. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 15, 2004 11:52 AM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 11:52
17. Posted by PTG | November 15, 2004 12:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That is no ear of corn! He is just another Nebraska boy.
17. Posted by PTG | November 15, 2004 12:00 PM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 12:00
18. Posted by anon | November 15, 2004 12:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
They don't call him Richard, now do they?
18. Posted by anon | November 15, 2004 12:07 PM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 12:07
19. Posted by Headzero | November 15, 2004 12:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
From Sixteen Candles -
No more yankee my wankee, the donger need food!
19. Posted by Headzero | November 15, 2004 12:10 PM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 12:10
20. Posted by Beth | November 15, 2004 12:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm speechless too!
20. Posted by Beth | November 15, 2004 12:21 PM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 12:21
21. Posted by Jon | November 15, 2004 12:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maybe this will finally settle the great debate, Republicans ARE bigger. :D
21. Posted by Jon | November 15, 2004 12:30 PM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 12:30
22. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 15, 2004 12:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Come to think of it I don't ever think I've seen a picture of Lynne frowning.
22. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 15, 2004 12:34 PM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 12:34
23. Posted by Henry | November 15, 2004 12:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey you should have had a special "caption contest" just for this photo.
23. Posted by Henry | November 15, 2004 12:35 PM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 12:35
24. Posted by andre3000 | November 15, 2004 12:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mysterious "hump" scandal version 2.0.
This time they'll claim it's a front bone.
24. Posted by andre3000 | November 15, 2004 12:49 PM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 12:49
25. Posted by andre3000 | November 15, 2004 12:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Four hours later his Levitra keeps going and going and going...
25. Posted by andre3000 | November 15, 2004 12:51 PM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 12:51
26. Posted by Jeff Harrell | November 15, 2004 12:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Aw. Robert Crawford made my joke for me hours and hours ago.
26. Posted by Jeff Harrell | November 15, 2004 12:58 PM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 12:58
27. Posted by JJ | November 15, 2004 12:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brings a more detailed meaning (even if not new) of the t-shirts I've seen republican supporters wear that say "Hung Like a Republican"
27. Posted by JJ | November 15, 2004 12:59 PM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 12:59
28. Posted by -S- | November 15, 2004 1:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Christopher Cross:
Yes.
~;-}
28. Posted by -S- | November 15, 2004 1:04 PM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 13:04
29. Posted by Editor, Living Room Section | November 15, 2004 2:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Suzy,
Nice to see BIRD back online.
29. Posted by Editor, Living Room Section | November 15, 2004 2:12 PM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 14:12
30. Posted by May the best man win | November 15, 2004 2:18 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Since the national average is 6", somewhere there's a Diminished Democrat, and the Roe Effect is obviously working in tandem with other, powerful forces. Ann Coulter was right that all the hot babes are conservatives, but she never said why.
30. Posted by May the best man win | November 15, 2004 2:18 PM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 14:18
31. Posted by Joe | November 15, 2004 3:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Big Time"
31. Posted by Joe | November 15, 2004 3:21 PM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 15:21
32. Posted by McGehee | November 15, 2004 3:39 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Well, I always figured he had two brass ones -- apparently that's not all.
32. Posted by McGehee | November 15, 2004 3:39 PM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 15:39
33. Posted by jmaster | November 15, 2004 3:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maybe his daughter caught a glimpse of that thing when she was growing up, and it scared her off men forever.
33. Posted by jmaster | November 15, 2004 3:40 PM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 15:40
34. Posted by andre3000 | November 15, 2004 4:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I think we've just found our next Secretary of State.
34. Posted by andre3000 | November 15, 2004 4:19 PM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 16:19
35. Posted by OhioanForBush | November 15, 2004 5:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cheney Doctrine: Speak softly but carry a big di... oh you get the picture!
35. Posted by OhioanForBush | November 15, 2004 5:02 PM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 17:02
36. Posted by Tig | November 15, 2004 5:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I guess he does open his SPAM and those ads are true after all. Oh well, unlike Mr. Cheney, I can gladly say I ain't one to make the stallions jealous. I am perfectly average for a white boy.
36. Posted by Tig | November 15, 2004 5:47 PM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 17:47
37. Posted by Tig | November 15, 2004 5:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh, I 'spose it is safe to say that despite bein' a 'publican, Cheney manages to still hang left.
37. Posted by Tig | November 15, 2004 5:51 PM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 17:51
38. Posted by Maureen | November 15, 2004 7:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wow!
38. Posted by Maureen | November 15, 2004 7:24 PM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 19:24
39. Posted by Hiccup | November 15, 2004 8:08 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
I know for sure that the picture is false (darn it) I knew Dick way back when ... he used to be a great party animal and lots of fun. Ah...the good old days. When did he get so nasty?
39. Posted by Hiccup | November 15, 2004 8:08 PM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 20:08
40. Posted by Hiccup | November 15, 2004 8:09 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
I know for sure that the picture is false (darn it) I knew Dick way back when ... he used to be a great party animal and lots of fun. Ah...the good old days. When did he get so nasty?
40. Posted by Hiccup | November 15, 2004 8:09 PM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 20:09
41. Posted by faustus | November 15, 2004 8:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Holy god... Gotta catch my breath. *whew* Well, my momma always said there were a lot of big dicks in politics...
41. Posted by faustus | November 15, 2004 8:38 PM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 20:38
42. Posted by DaveH | November 15, 2004 10:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No wonder the poor guy has heart problems. He looses 30% of his blood supply every time he gets a chubby...
42. Posted by DaveH | November 15, 2004 10:56 PM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 22:56
43. Posted by Stewart Vardaman | November 15, 2004 11:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Whatever Pfizer paid for Bob Dole's endorsement, this guy could get paid five times more.
43. Posted by Stewart Vardaman | November 15, 2004 11:23 PM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 23:23
44. Posted by Steve Cormier | November 16, 2004 12:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No wonder they call this site 'Wizbang'
44. Posted by Steve Cormier | November 16, 2004 12:47 AM |
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Posted on November 16, 2004 00:47
45. Posted by Steve Cormier | November 16, 2004 12:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hung like an elephant?
45. Posted by Steve Cormier | November 16, 2004 12:47 AM |
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Posted on November 16, 2004 00:47
46. Posted by Omni | November 16, 2004 4:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
HOLY SMOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We shouldn't be TOO surprised, though; it's only liberal men who have modest endowments... Republican men are REAL men.
46. Posted by Omni | November 16, 2004 4:40 AM |
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Posted on November 16, 2004 04:40
47. Posted by the Pirate | November 16, 2004 10:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No wonder Dick didn't do the twist.
47. Posted by the Pirate | November 16, 2004 10:25 AM |
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Posted on November 16, 2004 10:25
48. Posted by Korla Pundit | November 16, 2004 2:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Don't step on it! It might be Dick Cheney!
48. Posted by Korla Pundit | November 16, 2004 2:37 PM |
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Posted on November 16, 2004 14:37
49. Posted by Penn | November 17, 2004 11:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Where is started:
http://waste-bin.blogspot.com/2004/11/packing-meat.html
49. Posted by Penn | November 17, 2004 11:42 AM |
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Posted on November 17, 2004 11:42
50. Posted by Tom | November 18, 2004 11:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No wonder the guy's got heart problems. Takes a lot of blood...
50. Posted by Tom | November 18, 2004 11:00 AM |
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Posted on November 18, 2004 11:00
51. Posted by ubu | November 18, 2004 2:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hmmmmm. Maybe he should see if he can get Wonkette to convert to the Republican party...although she probably wouldn't be able to sit down for a while afterwards...
51. Posted by ubu | November 18, 2004 2:31 PM |
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Posted on November 18, 2004 14:31
52. Posted by Mili | November 20, 2004 5:18 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Well, it's alright, but not as bit as Karen Hughes's.
52. Posted by Mili | November 20, 2004 5:18 PM |
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Posted on November 20, 2004 17:18
53. Posted by Mili | November 20, 2004 5:50 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
It's alright, but not as BIG as Karen Hughes's.
53. Posted by Mili | November 20, 2004 5:50 PM |
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Posted on November 20, 2004 17:50