This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ was replete with excellent entries - you should all be proud! I know many of you have the DT's from the constant caption contest images of Kerry floating around in your head, but not to fear he'll probably turn up again - someday.
Here are the winning captions for following photo:

1) (Rodney Dill) - "Ok then, do all the Santa's have the address of their assigned party? Wait a minute. Ok, where is the special order Santa for 15 Old House Lane, Chappaqua, NY?"
2) (Jeff) - "Yes, vagina, there is a Santa Claus."
3) (Jennifer) - "Christmas on MSNBC - Singing Pundits from left to right: Keith Olbermann, Larry O'Donnell, Joe Scarburough, RON REAGAN, Joe Trippi and Chris Matthews."
Honorable Mention
4) (Laurence Simon) - "Andy Dick loses yet another bet with Tom Green."
5) (Jinx McHue) - "Nothing says "Merry Christmas, boys and girls!" like stiletto heels."
6) (Michael Seifert) - "There was the briefest stunned silence when the newest Santa asked if the experienced men could give her 'lap sitting lessons'. . . chaos ensued shortly after."
Until next Friday...






Comments (9)
Thanks Kevin! It's good to ... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 15, 2004 8:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thanks Kevin! It's good to see that you can still win by kicking an old dog. (and I mean the object of my somewhat obscure Chappaqua, NY reference)
1. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 15, 2004 8:10 AM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 08:10
2. Posted by Paul | November 15, 2004 10:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I dunno #3 had potential - not to knock Rodney or anything.
2. Posted by Paul | November 15, 2004 10:47 AM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 10:47
3. Posted by Steve G | November 15, 2004 11:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jennifer.....you made my day! ;-) It is hard to believe he is the son of Ronaldus Maximus!
3. Posted by Steve G | November 15, 2004 11:03 AM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 11:03
4. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 15, 2004 11:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Paul,
No offense taken, #2 and #3 are both pretty good, The second one had me laughing.
4. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 15, 2004 11:54 AM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 11:54
5. Posted by Laurence Simon | November 15, 2004 3:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
My... worst... ever...
5. Posted by Laurence Simon | November 15, 2004 3:20 PM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 15:20
6. Posted by McGehee | November 15, 2004 3:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You need to let Rodney judge a contest here once in a while. When he judges, I win a lot more often.
6. Posted by McGehee | November 15, 2004 3:33 PM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 15:33
7. Posted by Kevin | November 15, 2004 10:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin you were right there in the mix. Laurence's caption was so out there I just went for it....
The top three are all worthy in their own unique way.
7. Posted by Kevin | November 15, 2004 10:47 PM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 22:47
8. Posted by McCain | November 16, 2004 12:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The most deserving entry was the profoundly short, but powerful and wonderfully post-modern "ho" offered by spacemonkey. Its length was a disadvantage as it was easily missed by our panel of discerning judges. The page with my entries was obviously jammed in the printer - an understandable technical glitch.
8. Posted by McCain | November 16, 2004 12:44 AM |
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Posted on November 16, 2004 00:44
9. Posted by MahaRichie | November 16, 2004 3:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bah Humbug !
9. Posted by MahaRichie | November 16, 2004 3:33 PM |
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Posted on November 16, 2004 15:33