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They just announced on the radio that today is the official grand opening of the Bill Clinton Presidential Library.
Wouldn't it be fun if Chelsea Clinton showed up for the ceremonies in a blue dress and beret?
J
(Off to take a shower -- I feel SO dirty now...)
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I watched the coverage of t... (Below threshold)1. Posted by LJD | November 18, 2004 7:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I watched the coverage of the Clinton Library on ABC news (yes, I know, my wife makes me watch it) last night.
Looking at the "exhibits" in the library all I could think was: This is a blatant attempt to re-write history in a favorable light for Slick Willie.
And all I thought we had to worry about was some leftward members of the NEA...
1. Posted by LJD | November 18, 2004 7:49 AM |
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Posted on November 18, 2004 07:49
2. Posted by Steve L. | November 18, 2004 8:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This morning, Mike Gallagher was on FNC and asked if the library was going to have Monica's dress prominently on display.
2. Posted by Steve L. | November 18, 2004 8:40 AM |
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Posted on November 18, 2004 08:40
3. Posted by Jeff | November 18, 2004 8:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
All should right itself eventually. Even the NYT hints as much:
After the keys to the Clinton library are handed over to the National Archives on Thursday, the federal government will take control of its message. It is unclear what the federal archivists will do with the impeachment segment, but it is likely that it will evolve over time.
"It's a fine line that the federal government walks when we accept a presidential library," said Ms. Cooper, the archives' spokeswoman. "The luxury of time and the luxury of being able to look back is very different from creating an exhibition for a president who just left office. It's the difference between history and current events."
3. Posted by Jeff | November 18, 2004 8:59 AM |
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Posted on November 18, 2004 08:59
4. Posted by fansipans | November 18, 2004 9:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's a huge Mobile Home!
4. Posted by fansipans | November 18, 2004 9:06 AM |
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Posted on November 18, 2004 09:06
5. Posted by The Old Coot | November 18, 2004 10:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
How about one of you clever folks photoshopping Arafat wearing a blue dress and beret? Didn't that creature hang out at the White House a lot? Did Arafish smoke cigars? Inquiring minds want to know.
5. Posted by The Old Coot | November 18, 2004 10:05 AM |
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Posted on November 18, 2004 10:05
6. Posted by Macker | November 18, 2004 10:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Why bother with Arafish or Chelsea...why not have Monica Lewinsky herself show up?????
Inquiring minds want to know....heheheheheheh!
6. Posted by Macker | November 18, 2004 10:29 AM |
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Posted on November 18, 2004 10:29
7. Posted by Vulgorilla | November 18, 2004 10:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The problem I saw with Slick Willie's library is that it only has one book in it, and it's already been colored in.
7. Posted by Vulgorilla | November 18, 2004 10:38 AM |
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Posted on November 18, 2004 10:38
8. Posted by Tig | November 18, 2004 10:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Crud, I was jes' fixin' to pen a satire piece on the event for my blog, but my thoughts were not near as good as most of these comments. Thankfully, I still have plenty of ammunition stored in my tear ducts. J/K ttfn
8. Posted by Tig | November 18, 2004 10:43 AM |
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Posted on November 18, 2004 10:43
9. Posted by Hunter | November 18, 2004 10:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
- Visitors to the "Blue Dress" wing will be in for a special treat when every hour, on the hour, the debonair and suave white-suited Mr. Roarke will appear with his man servant Herve Villechaize as the diminuitive "Tattoo", smoking an expensive "Cuban" and exclaiming ... "De stain! De stain!" ....
9. Posted by Hunter | November 18, 2004 10:46 AM |
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Posted on November 18, 2004 10:46
10. Posted by Bithead | November 18, 2004 11:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
and knee pads.
Don't forget the knee pads.
And isn't it interesting how the whole place looks like a double-wide trailer?
The trailer trash president gets a monument befitting his history. There is justice, after all. I wonder if he has the wit to see it.
10. Posted by Bithead | November 18, 2004 11:18 AM |
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Posted on November 18, 2004 11:18
11. Posted by patrick | November 18, 2004 11:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Funny I never took you for someone with a
Chelsea fetish?? I'm sure the impeachment exhibit will be just as impressive as the framed resignation of Nixon in the Nixon library or the halogram of Bush (the elder) saying read my lips no new taxes in the Bush (the elder) library. Or the room with nothing in it in the Reagan library because he forgot what was supposed to go there.
11. Posted by patrick | November 18, 2004 11:20 AM |
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Posted on November 18, 2004 11:20
12. Posted by Steve L. | November 18, 2004 12:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It is raining here today for the Clinton Lie-brary opening. THe rain has been in the forecast for some time. For the last three days, the local media has pounded away that one of the rules for the ceremony is:
NO UMBRELLAS - NO EXCEPTIONS!
I happened by a TV that ws turned to the ceremony and I noticed that the entire front of the crowd, i.e., the rich folks and celebrities, all have umbrellas.
The Democrats really are the party of equality and the little man.
12. Posted by Steve L. | November 18, 2004 12:10 PM |
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Posted on November 18, 2004 12:10
13. Posted by Hunter | November 18, 2004 12:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
- Seemed weird watching LurchKerry standing casually in the crowd like an ordinary citizen...(Don't these people know he's a gen-u-whine war hero?)....He had an umbrella in hand instead of just flattening out his hair.....Tah-rayyy-zahh was nowhere in sight...No way she's going to stand with that trailor trash crowd....Watching the Army guy singing "march me boys, march" brought back visions of Andy Kaufman doing his "Mighty Mouse" parody on SNL.....
13. Posted by Hunter | November 18, 2004 12:17 PM |
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Posted on November 18, 2004 12:17
14. Posted by Big_Hut | November 18, 2004 12:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As to:
"Wouldn't it be fun if Chelsea Clinton showed up for the ceremonies in a blue dress and beret?"
It would be more interesting if 'Hillary' showed up for the ceremonies in a blue dress and beret.
14. Posted by Big_Hut | November 18, 2004 12:30 PM |
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Posted on November 18, 2004 12:30
15. Posted by OneDrummer | November 18, 2004 12:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spit vs Swallow is one of the exhibits, I hear...
15. Posted by OneDrummer | November 18, 2004 12:37 PM |
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Posted on November 18, 2004 12:37
16. Posted by Hunter | November 18, 2004 1:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
- Watching Clinton sitting on the dias this morning all I could think was...."Well theres `ole Bill....surrounded by Bush as usual......"
16. Posted by Hunter | November 18, 2004 1:26 PM |
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Posted on November 18, 2004 13:26
17. Posted by Jinx McHue | November 18, 2004 2:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I understand that the display of Clinton's porn collection is quite popular.
17. Posted by Jinx McHue | November 18, 2004 2:03 PM |
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Posted on November 18, 2004 14:03
18. Posted by Debra | November 18, 2004 4:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hunter...my side hurts from laughing so hard.
Brutal brutal people. Oh...I'm not saying he doesn't deserve it...it's brutal is all.
Both Billy boy and Hilly are pond scum leaches.
18. Posted by Debra | November 18, 2004 4:04 PM |
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Posted on November 18, 2004 16:04
19. Posted by Jim | November 18, 2004 5:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I am soooooo sick of the news coverage today. The Libs in the MSM were getting their underwear wet talking about Clinton -- and that's the male Libs. They behave like little girls when they're near that flim-flam man.
19. Posted by Jim | November 18, 2004 5:57 PM |
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Posted on November 18, 2004 17:57
20. Posted by Omni | November 18, 2004 7:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Do you suppose they have a section dedicated to books on how to remove common stains? ;-)
20. Posted by Omni | November 18, 2004 7:10 PM |
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Posted on November 18, 2004 19:10
21. Posted by Cybrludite | November 18, 2004 9:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey, why is everything in the periodical section have plain brown wrappers over the covers?
21. Posted by Cybrludite | November 18, 2004 9:53 PM |
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Posted on November 18, 2004 21:53
22. Posted by Bithead | November 18, 2004 10:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sign on the door: "Y'all come now, hear?"
(Well, maybe is ain't spelled that way.)
Shakespeare section: "Out, damned spot!!"
22. Posted by Bithead | November 18, 2004 10:14 PM |
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Posted on November 18, 2004 22:14
23. Posted by Debra | November 19, 2004 7:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
what the hell is Roy doing? Somebody reel that guy in....
23. Posted by Debra | November 19, 2004 7:16 AM |
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Posted on November 19, 2004 07:16
24. Posted by Debra | November 19, 2004 7:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ok, now I just look stupid....
Roy's comments (or should I say long list of ad links) diappeared right after I said my last. Now, no one knows what I'm talking about..
(typical day for me hee hee)
24. Posted by Debra | November 19, 2004 7:18 AM |
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Posted on November 19, 2004 07:18