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Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: November 19, 2004 - 3:14 PM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™.

REUTERS/Jason Reed


Winners will be announced Sunday.

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Everyone has to laugh when ... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by bullwinkle | November 19, 2004 3:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bullwinkle:

Everyone has to laugh when Bill makes the comment, "if only Monica had an umbrella that day......"

1. Posted by bullwinkle | November 19, 2004 3:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2004 15:20

Bill and Hillary stopped la... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by sortapundit | November 19, 2004 3:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sortapundit:

Bill and Hillary stopped laughing when Bush pulled the rope to release the hounds.

2. Posted by sortapundit | November 19, 2004 3:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2004 15:23

GWB: "You know Bill, I thou... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Eric | November 19, 2004 3:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric:

GWB: "You know Bill, I thought that Rove's idea of giving CBS the forged memos was brilliant, but your idea of using Joe Lockhart to tie it to the Kerry campaign just takes the cake. "

3. Posted by Eric | November 19, 2004 3:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2004 15:29

"John Kerry. "... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Daniel W. Casey | November 19, 2004 3:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Daniel W. Casey:


"John Kerry. "

4. Posted by Daniel W. Casey | November 19, 2004 3:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2004 15:33

Dubya: "Whereinthehell a... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 19, 2004 3:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Dubya: "Whereinthehell are all the books?"

5. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 19, 2004 3:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2004 15:37

"Gee, Dubya. I didn't know... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Laura Z | November 19, 2004 3:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Laura Z:

"Gee, Dubya. I didn't know you could rip one like that!"

6. Posted by Laura Z | November 19, 2004 3:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2004 15:37

Dubya: "...and as a good... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 19, 2004 3:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Dubya: "...and as a goodwill gesture I would like to contribute the complete collection of Ann Coulter's books to your library."

7. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 19, 2004 3:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2004 15:39

I told the White House pres... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by MojoMark | November 19, 2004 3:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MojoMark:

I told the White House press corp I had a mandate.

8. Posted by MojoMark | November 19, 2004 3:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2004 15:43

"Usually only Bill's cigars... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by TallDave | November 19, 2004 3:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
TallDave:

"Usually only Bill's cigars get this wet!"

9. Posted by TallDave | November 19, 2004 3:44 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2004 15:44

Dubya: " It's ironic that I... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Rick13 | November 19, 2004 3:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rick13:

Dubya: " It's ironic that I'm at the opening of a library, sitting next to the ONLY 3 people in this state that know how to read"!

10. Posted by Rick13 | November 19, 2004 3:44 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2004 15:44

"This Yakov Smirnov guy is ... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Digger | November 19, 2004 3:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Digger:

"This Yakov Smirnov guy is high-larious!"

11. Posted by Digger | November 19, 2004 3:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2004 15:45

Bill: "Oh Man... You're ... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 19, 2004 3:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Bill: "Oh Man... You're in Arkansas now, libraries don't need no stinkin' books"

12. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 19, 2004 3:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2004 15:47

George Bush pulls the cord ... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Digger | November 19, 2004 3:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Digger:

George Bush pulls the cord that creates a hurricane, this time in Arkansas.

13. Posted by Digger | November 19, 2004 3:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2004 15:48

Everyone at the opening of ... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Tig | November 19, 2004 4:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tig:

Everyone at the opening of the Clinton library was simply delighted when they saw Ken Starr's limo pass without stopping.

14. Posted by Tig | November 19, 2004 4:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2004 16:08

We fooled 'em twice, Hill, ... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Just Don | November 19, 2004 4:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Just Don:

We fooled 'em twice, Hill, I tell ya, we can do it again!

15. Posted by Just Don | November 19, 2004 4:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2004 16:09

"Put that damn Dick Cheney ... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 19, 2004 4:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Put that damn Dick Cheney picture away, jees, my wife and kid are here."

16. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 19, 2004 4:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2004 16:12

Shoot Bill, did you have to... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Chrees | November 19, 2004 4:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chrees:

Shoot Bill, did you have to make the "Oval Office Ride" so realistic?

17. Posted by Chrees | November 19, 2004 4:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2004 16:16

After meeting briefly with ... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by jmaster | November 19, 2004 4:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jmaster:

After meeting briefly with Bono of U2 before his performance at the dedication ceremony, George Bush and the entire Clinton family realize simultaneously that there was definitely something “funny” in those cigarettes Bono passed around.

18. Posted by jmaster | November 19, 2004 4:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2004 16:17

"I shoulda worn my raincoat... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Laurence Simon | November 19, 2004 4:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Laurence Simon:

"I shoulda worn my raincoat."
"What do you mean? Your daughter's beautiful now."

19. Posted by Laurence Simon | November 19, 2004 4:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2004 16:17

GWB: "You were right about... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Eric | November 19, 2004 4:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric:

GWB: "You were right about those two grooves in the carpet in the Oval Office. I trip over them all the time. How did they get there? Dad said they weren't there when he was President."

20. Posted by Eric | November 19, 2004 4:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2004 16:21

GWB: "You know if we play t... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Eric | November 19, 2004 4:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric:

GWB: "You know if we play this right it could be Bush-Clinton-Bush-Clinton-Bush-Clinton forever."

21. Posted by Eric | November 19, 2004 4:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2004 16:25

"Hey there's John out in th... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by chad | November 19, 2004 4:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
chad:

"Hey there's John out in the audience. John, Come on up here. Oh wait this are is for Presidents only."

22. Posted by chad | November 19, 2004 4:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2004 16:33

W: So...Chelsea...working ... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Timmer | November 19, 2004 4:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Timmer:

W: So...Chelsea...working on your southern accent yet? Never too early to start.

23. Posted by Timmer | November 19, 2004 4:36 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2004 16:36

BC: "Everybody says make-up... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Eric | November 19, 2004 4:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric:

BC: "Everybody says make-up sex is the best, but I told you Sex-in-the-White-House really IS the best. "
GWB: "Not so loud Dick Cheney might be listening."

24. Posted by Eric | November 19, 2004 4:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2004 16:48

"Wasn't me who farted," sai... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Sandi | November 19, 2004 4:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sandi:

"Wasn't me who farted," said Dubya squinting with exertion, while the crowd roared with laughter.

25. Posted by Sandi | November 19, 2004 4:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2004 16:54

51 percent?!? No way!... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Gib | November 19, 2004 4:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gib:

51 percent?!? No way!

26. Posted by Gib | November 19, 2004 4:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2004 16:57

GWB (thought balloon): "smi... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by dibiddy-due | November 19, 2004 5:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
dibiddy-due:

GWB (thought balloon): "smile, don't scowl. smile, don't scowl. smile, don't scowl. Oh lord - how am I going to take standing next to these two for 30 more years of this ceremonially crap? Where is Barbara?"

27. Posted by dibiddy-due | November 19, 2004 5:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2004 17:11

The Clinton family has a go... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by andre3000 | November 19, 2004 5:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
andre3000:

The Clinton family has a good laugh at George Bush's dead-on impersonation of Algore talking about the Social Security "lock-box".

28. Posted by andre3000 | November 19, 2004 5:44 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2004 17:44

GW: Bill, I've seen statues... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by OneDrummer | November 19, 2004 5:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OneDrummer:

GW: Bill, I've seen statues that pee before, but how DID you get it to do THAT? Glad this exhibit comes with umbrellas

BC: Mr. President, it doesn't if you have a blue dress on.... Hahaha!

29. Posted by OneDrummer | November 19, 2004 5:44 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2004 17:44

Hey, look! George doesn't r... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by DWC | November 19, 2004 5:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DWC:

Hey, look! George doesn't realize that we switched his umbrella for a baton!

30. Posted by DWC | November 19, 2004 5:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2004 17:49

President Bush and the Clin... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by OneDrummer | November 19, 2004 5:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OneDrummer:

President Bush and the Clinton family discuss John Kerry's chances of winning the Democratic Presidential nomination in 2008.....

31. Posted by OneDrummer | November 19, 2004 5:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2004 17:57

I never should have bet aga... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Stephen Macklin | November 19, 2004 5:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

I never should have bet against CBS running the memos and claiming they were real. Now I'm stick at this prick's library getting soaked.

32. Posted by Stephen Macklin | November 19, 2004 5:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2004 17:59

George W gets a laugh with ... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by jmaster | November 19, 2004 6:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jmaster:

George W gets a laugh with his Bob Dole impersonation.

33. Posted by jmaster | November 19, 2004 6:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2004 18:09

"So Bill, just who is going... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 19, 2004 6:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"So Bill, just who is going to get the job of Head Librarian."

34. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 19, 2004 6:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2004 18:18

"Bill, I don't think I brou... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Gothamer | November 19, 2004 6:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gothamer:

"Bill, I don't think I brought my LIBERRY card"

35. Posted by Gothamer | November 19, 2004 6:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2004 18:27

GWB: "It was just where you... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Eric | November 19, 2004 6:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric:

GWB: "It was just where you said it was but I couldn't resist changing to
GWB
was
here

36. Posted by Eric | November 19, 2004 6:41 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2004 18:41

W: "Read my lips, no nude ... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | November 19, 2004 7:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Aaron's Rantblog:

W: "Read my lips, no nude interns"

or

W: "President Al Gore."

or

Dubya and 3 Dubya voters.

37. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | November 19, 2004 7:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2004 19:10

Chelsea: You know for a Rep... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Tony Mc | November 19, 2004 7:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tony Mc:

Chelsea: You know for a Republican he's kinda cute.

Hillary: I think 4 years is not so bad, he's pretty good looking.

Bill: Damn he's HOT!!! I wonder if he likes cigars???

38. Posted by Tony Mc | November 19, 2004 7:41 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2004 19:41

Chelsea: You know for a Rep... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Tony Mc | November 19, 2004 7:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tony Mc:

Chelsea: You know for a Republican he's kinda cute.

Hillary: I think 4 years is not so bad, he's pretty good looking.

Bill: Damn he's HOT!!! I wonder if he likes cigars???

39. Posted by Tony Mc | November 19, 2004 7:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2004 19:42

Imagine? Let's just enjoy t... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Roy Lofquist | November 19, 2004 7:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Roy Lofquist:

Imagine? Let's just enjoy this one.

40. Posted by Roy Lofquist | November 19, 2004 7:44 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2004 19:44

"It depends on what the mea... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Teflon93 | November 19, 2004 7:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Teflon93:

"It depends on what the meaning of 'fart' is...."

41. Posted by Teflon93 | November 19, 2004 7:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2004 19:49

Tipper sure looks like a "r... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by Maggie | November 19, 2004 7:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie:

Tipper sure looks like a "red stater" in that plastic rain slicker.

42. Posted by Maggie | November 19, 2004 7:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2004 19:57

W: "Don't mess with Arkansa... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by shawnald | November 19, 2004 7:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
shawnald:

W: "Don't mess with Arkansas"
Ooops...

43. Posted by shawnald | November 19, 2004 7:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2004 19:57

BC: ...so then I told Al, ... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by Ian Hamet | November 19, 2004 8:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ian Hamet:

BC: ...so then I told Al, I said "Well, you don't have to have gotten a majority to sit up there with me, but you do have to have won!"

44. Posted by Ian Hamet | November 19, 2004 8:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2004 20:03

GEORGE BUSH: "Chelsea, now ... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by Dave | November 19, 2004 8:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dave:

GEORGE BUSH: "Chelsea, now you gotta promise me you'll teach Jenna how to hold her liquor, ok? I'd 'preciate that."

45. Posted by Dave | November 19, 2004 8:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2004 20:10

Chelsea... That leather ski... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by Sergeant America | November 19, 2004 8:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sergeant America:

Chelsea... That leather skirt filters a fart better than Hill's presumtive pant suit! OBTW, nice ass...

(...ok, so I'm not the first fart smeller!)

SA

46. Posted by Sergeant America | November 19, 2004 8:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2004 20:19

The Clintons respond to a r... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by docweasel | November 19, 2004 8:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
docweasel:

The Clintons respond to a reporter's question: "But isn't a Presidential Library about historic values and scholarship, not self-aggrandizement and serving as a springboard for Hillary's Presidential campaign?"

47. Posted by docweasel | November 19, 2004 8:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2004 20:26

Everyone laughs when Jimmy ... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by Jim Hines | November 19, 2004 8:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jim Hines:

Everyone laughs when Jimmy Carter suggests he has an idea to deal with the Iranian nuclear weapons crisis.

48. Posted by Jim Hines | November 19, 2004 8:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2004 20:32

"Mr. President in honor of... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 19, 2004 8:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Mr. President in honor of your visit to the dedication of my library I'd like to present you with a very special gift. A copy of the very first play written by my daughter, Chelsea, about a rancher that raised lambs for mutton. The play is a written in an unorthodox manner as it starts with Act III and proceeds to Act I."
"Mr. Clinton, I'm honored, and... and... Oh, Damn, I told you not to mess with Texas. You just want me to have Unnatural Acts with a Sheep."

49. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 19, 2004 8:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2004 20:37

"Oh my God, John Kerry wore... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by Darken | November 19, 2004 10:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Darken:

"Oh my God, John Kerry wore his Lucky Hat!"

50. Posted by Darken | November 19, 2004 10:34 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2004 22:34

Hey lets laugh at the 1 ter... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by Jason | November 19, 2004 10:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jason:

Hey lets laugh at the 1 termers! HAHAHAHAHA

51. Posted by Jason | November 19, 2004 10:35 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2004 22:35

Wee! This is actually fun!... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by Margi | November 19, 2004 10:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Margi:

Wee! This is actually fun! Hey, man, who brought the raisins?

52. Posted by Margi | November 19, 2004 10:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2004 22:47

And then I said, "yeah? wel... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by Bdankers | November 19, 2004 11:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bdankers:

And then I said, "yeah? well, global test this!".

53. Posted by Bdankers | November 19, 2004 11:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2004 23:00

President Bush- "So Mary Po... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by Laura Lee Donoho | November 19, 2004 11:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Laura Lee Donoho:

President Bush- "So Mary Poppins checks into a hotel and orders cauliflower, eggs, and swiss cheese. The next day, as she checks out of the hotel, the desk clerk asks her how she enjoyed her meal.

"Well," she replies, "The cauliflower was good, and so was the cheese, but the eggs weren't very tasty."

After being directed to the suggestion box, she writes something down on a piece of paper, puts it in, grabs her umbrella, and leaves.

The desk clerk's very curious about what she wrote. So he grabs the paper out of the suggestion box, and looks.

He reads: Supercauliflowercheesebuteggswerequiteatrociuos."

54. Posted by Laura Lee Donoho | November 19, 2004 11:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 19, 2004 23:30

What the HELL was that Yank... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by Timmer | November 20, 2004 12:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Timmer:

What the HELL was that Yankee thinkin'?

55. Posted by Timmer | November 20, 2004 12:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 20, 2004 00:16

GW:"I heard that so... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by MahaRichie | November 20, 2004 12:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MahaRichie:


GW:"I heard that some the 'lamest' of the Wizbag Caption Contest entrants don't even use umbrellas..they just wear ladies panties on their heads !"

BC:"HaHaHa..Ladies panties..HaHaHa"

HC:"Really?"

CC:"What's a wizbang?"

56. Posted by MahaRichie | November 20, 2004 12:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 20, 2004 00:17

Despite the fact that he re... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by Tig | November 20, 2004 12:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tig:

Despite the fact that he really didn't get the joke, Dubya laughed heartily along anyway.

57. Posted by Tig | November 20, 2004 12:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 20, 2004 00:31

Before our caption, Rick13,... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by Adam | November 20, 2004 12:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Adam:

Before our caption, Rick13, as a native of Arkansas and Little Rock, I'd like you to read and interpret the following: F#CK YOU, you clearly ignorant $hit.

Now for our caption....

And that John Kerry fella....Heh, and y'all called my daddy a flip flopper!

58. Posted by Adam | November 20, 2004 12:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 20, 2004 00:58

There was a round of nervou... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by Cybrludite | November 20, 2004 1:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cybrludite:

There was a round of nervous laughter when W offered Chelsea a job as a White House intern...

59. Posted by Cybrludite | November 20, 2004 1:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 20, 2004 01:36

Just then, as they all laug... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by Don | November 20, 2004 1:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Don:

Just then, as they all laughed for the cameras, George W. pulled the lever causing the trap doors to open,swallowing the entire Clinton family at the site of their legacy.

60. Posted by Don | November 20, 2004 1:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 20, 2004 01:54

GWB: "Bridge to the 21st ce... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by Jeff | November 20, 2004 2:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:

GWB: "Bridge to the 21st century my ass" "You fooled em bubba"

61. Posted by Jeff | November 20, 2004 2:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 20, 2004 02:38

W: "Hey, nice trailer house... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by Dacotti | November 20, 2004 2:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dacotti:

W: "Hey, nice trailer house!"

62. Posted by Dacotti | November 20, 2004 2:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 20, 2004 02:55

W: "Hey, isn't that that Mo... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by Dacotti | November 20, 2004 2:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dacotti:

W: "Hey, isn't that that Monica gal in the front row there?"

63. Posted by Dacotti | November 20, 2004 2:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 20, 2004 02:56

W: "So then Chelsea says to... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by Dacotti | November 20, 2004 2:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dacotti:

W: "So then Chelsea says to her mom, 'Not according to Dad I'm not."

64. Posted by Dacotti | November 20, 2004 2:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 20, 2004 02:59

Hey Bill, Chelsea says she ... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by jb | November 20, 2004 3:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jb:

Hey Bill, Chelsea says she wants to be an intern.

65. Posted by jb | November 20, 2004 3:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 20, 2004 03:07

My father told me to be nic... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by Hey19 | November 20, 2004 3:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey19:

My father told me to be nice...

66. Posted by Hey19 | November 20, 2004 3:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 20, 2004 03:23

W: Secretary of Agriculture... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by Hey19 | November 20, 2004 3:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey19:

W: Secretary of Agriculture is still open...what'd ya say?

67. Posted by Hey19 | November 20, 2004 3:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 20, 2004 03:27

Women find camera, asshole... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by Steel Turman | November 20, 2004 4:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Steel Turman:

Women find camera, asshole sees what the women
are doing, man ignores camera and smiles at folks.

68. Posted by Steel Turman | November 20, 2004 4:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 20, 2004 04:33

We're not laughing at you, ... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by Daniel | November 20, 2004 6:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Daniel:

We're not laughing at you, we're laughing with you, Mr. President.

69. Posted by Daniel | November 20, 2004 6:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 20, 2004 06:54

The whoopie cushion on the ... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by McGehee | November 20, 2004 8:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McGehee:

The whoopie cushion on the President's seat would have been funny by itself, but Bill got Chelsea to pull his finger just as Bush was sitting down. Even Bush had to admit they got him good.

Ofr course, Chelsea's draft notice arrived in the mail the next day...

70. Posted by McGehee | November 20, 2004 8:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 20, 2004 08:03

Wowhohohow, they actually s... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by Geo | November 20, 2004 10:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Geo:

Wowhohohow, they actually showed up, how about that! Tell Vladnits we don't need him.

71. Posted by Geo | November 20, 2004 10:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 20, 2004 10:11

W: So, the guy walks to th... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by GregHH | November 20, 2004 10:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
GregHH:

W: So, the guy walks to the end of the bar and sits down next to Mary Cheney, and says,
"So, what part of lesbia are you from?"

72. Posted by GregHH | November 20, 2004 10:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 20, 2004 10:23

Everyone got a good laugh w... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by Radio | November 20, 2004 10:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Radio:

Everyone got a good laugh when the President mentioned the rumor Senator Kerry planned on introducing a bill next session.

or

W's dry humor cracked up the crowd when he mentioned the FDA was planning to approve gin soaked raisins as a cure for Post Election Stress Trauma, also known as Kedwards Disease.

73. Posted by Radio | November 20, 2004 10:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 20, 2004 10:51

even a cleansing rain from ... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by The WASP | November 20, 2004 11:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The WASP:

even a cleansing rain from God can't rid the taint of the Clintons

74. Posted by The WASP | November 20, 2004 11:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 20, 2004 11:35

even a cleansing rain from ... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by The WASP | November 20, 2004 11:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The WASP:

even a cleansing rain from God can't rid the taint of the Clintons

75. Posted by The WASP | November 20, 2004 11:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 20, 2004 11:36

Kerry at the podium:... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by The WASP | November 20, 2004 11:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The WASP:

Kerry at the podium:
I'm John Kerry and I'm reporting for duty!

W: yea to loser-ville!

76. Posted by The WASP | November 20, 2004 11:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 20, 2004 11:40

W: By the Power of Greysku... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by Cowboy Blob | November 20, 2004 12:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cowboy Blob:

W: By the Power of Greyskull...I have the Power!

77. Posted by Cowboy Blob | November 20, 2004 12:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 20, 2004 12:50

GWB: "I did not fart with ... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by retusafsnco | November 20, 2004 3:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retusafsnco:

GWB: "I did not fart with those Presidents!"

78. Posted by retusafsnco | November 20, 2004 3:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 20, 2004 15:04

Weebls wobble but they don'... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by Beck | November 20, 2004 3:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Beck:

Weebls wobble but they don't fall down.

79. Posted by Beck | November 20, 2004 3:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 20, 2004 15:47

Feeling uncomfortabl... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by MahaRichie | November 20, 2004 7:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MahaRichie:


Feeling uncomfortable with the rain-soaked silence of the other VIP's,'W'decides to lighten the mood with his Tatoo(Fantasy Island) impression : "Zee Plane, Boss..Zee Plane" !

80. Posted by MahaRichie | November 20, 2004 7:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 20, 2004 19:03

I thought Daddy was somethi... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by Douglas Hill | November 20, 2004 8:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Douglas Hill:

I thought Daddy was something, but the Vice President's thingy really is something else!

81. Posted by Douglas Hill | November 20, 2004 8:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 20, 2004 20:05

The Clintons look on in lau... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by Alex D. | November 20, 2004 10:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Alex D.:

The Clintons look on in laughter as W.'s umbrella turns inside out, leaving the president drenched. Bill reportedly quipped about "divine inser...no, I mean intervention."

82. Posted by Alex D. | November 20, 2004 10:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 20, 2004 22:19

Clinton to himself: wonder ... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by Andrew Ian Dodge | November 21, 2004 11:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Andrew Ian Dodge:

Clinton to himself: wonder if W would let have his two daughters for the night....hell he could even have Hilary and Chelsea in return!"

83. Posted by Andrew Ian Dodge | November 21, 2004 11:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2004 11:31

I vote for Cyberludite's ca... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by epador | November 21, 2004 11:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
epador:

I vote for Cyberludite's caption

84. Posted by epador | November 21, 2004 11:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2004 11:51

CC: Fellatio in ... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by Sergeant America | November 21, 2004 12:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sergeant America:

CC: Fellatio in the rain ... leaves no stain ...

85. Posted by Sergeant America | November 21, 2004 12:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2004 12:43

Bill: "This is the wettest... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by McCain | November 21, 2004 2:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McCain:

Bill: "This is the wettest I've been since the Whitehouse, if ya'll catch my drift."

86. Posted by McCain | November 21, 2004 2:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

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