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The only way the pictures below are not safe for work, is if your boss has NO sense of humor. [Ed - There is man-ass though, so consider yourself warned]
Looking at this picture, you just know this is going to get ugly....
Anyone want to guess his resolution for next year?
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Comments (28)
WTF is that contraption? ... (Below threshold)1. Posted by max | December 3, 2004 1:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
WTF is that contraption?
1. Posted by max | December 3, 2004 1:30 AM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 01:30
2. Posted by Paul | December 3, 2004 1:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That is a (bottle) rocket.
You don't shoot fireworks much do you?
2. Posted by Paul | December 3, 2004 1:34 AM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 01:34
3. Posted by Jay Tea | December 3, 2004 1:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Paul, be proud of yourself. You may have saved a life tonight with this posting.
You actually found someone DUMBER than my idiot (and now perforated) apartment-mate, and proved it with photographs.
How can I kill him now, knowing that your dumbass (literally) is still drawing breath?
J.
3. Posted by Jay Tea | December 3, 2004 1:49 AM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 01:49
4. Posted by mojo | December 3, 2004 1:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Anyone want to guess his resolution for next year?
To grow a brain?
4. Posted by mojo | December 3, 2004 1:51 AM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 01:51
5. Posted by Jay Tea | December 3, 2004 1:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Correction: Paul, by "your dumbass," I meant "the dumbass you found," not "your dumb ass."
J.
5. Posted by Jay Tea | December 3, 2004 1:53 AM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 01:53
6. Posted by Broken Masterpieces | December 3, 2004 2:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OK, that was laugh-out-loud funny. I almost choked. Thanks!
6. Posted by Broken Masterpieces | December 3, 2004 2:24 AM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 02:24
7. Posted by JAB | December 3, 2004 2:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Why would someone want to burn both hemispheres of their brain like that?
7. Posted by JAB | December 3, 2004 2:50 AM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 02:50
8. Posted by Evilwhiteguy | December 3, 2004 3:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Resolution? How about not to be such a dumb-ass.
Puh-dum-pum, chhhh.
Thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the veal.
8. Posted by Evilwhiteguy | December 3, 2004 3:35 AM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 03:35
9. Posted by Omni | December 3, 2004 3:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
His resolution will probably be to NEVER take a dare again, lol.
9. Posted by Omni | December 3, 2004 3:57 AM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 03:57
10. Posted by Cybrludite | December 3, 2004 4:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hee! Pity this wasn't posted last night. My cow-orkers would have gotten a kick out of that!
10. Posted by Cybrludite | December 3, 2004 4:17 AM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 04:17
11. Posted by DeWaun | December 3, 2004 9:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ha! Hysterical! Can't...breathe...must...have...air!
[gasp]
okay...all better now. (whew!)
11. Posted by DeWaun | December 3, 2004 9:06 AM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 09:06
12. Posted by Laurence Simon | December 3, 2004 10:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Don't draw the short straw."
12. Posted by Laurence Simon | December 3, 2004 10:03 AM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 10:03
13. Posted by Sean | December 3, 2004 10:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Can we really blame this guy? I'm guessing his friend told him he'd get something long and hard between his cheeks that would ignite a fire in him. How was this guy supposed to know his friend was really talking about a bottle rocket?
13. Posted by Sean | December 3, 2004 10:44 AM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 10:44
14. Posted by DaveP. | December 3, 2004 11:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
THERE's a story the ER staff is gonna love... and a set of scars that will provide a lifetime's worth of entertainment, explaining to future S.O.'s...
Jeez, dude- I've done some DUMBASS stuff in my life, but THIS... there's GOTTA be some kind of medal for this. Or at least a warning sign.
14. Posted by DaveP. | December 3, 2004 11:09 AM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 11:09
15. Posted by McGehee | December 3, 2004 12:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Okay, after seeing those pictures, I will never again say "light a match" WRT anything happening in that region of my body.
15. Posted by McGehee | December 3, 2004 12:54 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 12:54
16. Posted by andre3000 | December 3, 2004 2:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dumbass, indeed.
Everyone knows the proper way to launch a bottle rocket from your ass requires a different body angle, about a quarter cup of KY and a condom.
16. Posted by andre3000 | December 3, 2004 2:18 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 14:18
17. Posted by andre3000 | December 3, 2004 2:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And the condom is to protect against slivers.
Get your minds out of the gutter!
17. Posted by andre3000 | December 3, 2004 2:19 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 14:19
18. Posted by Sean | December 3, 2004 4:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Actually, andre, I'm just disturbed that you know the proper procedure for launching a bottle rocket from your butt. I'm more disturbed that there even is a procedure for it!
18. Posted by Sean | December 3, 2004 4:24 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 16:24
19. Posted by Kent Runge | December 5, 2004 11:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm thinking that if the bottle rocket were held at a slightly different angle it would have at least provided the public (or pubic) service of keeping this individual from procreating.
19. Posted by Kent Runge | December 5, 2004 11:21 AM |
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Posted on December 5, 2004 11:21
20. Posted by Pete | December 13, 2004 6:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I think I may know that guy. He doesn't go to Warwick uni, does he?
20. Posted by Pete | December 13, 2004 6:43 PM |
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Posted on December 13, 2004 18:43
21. Posted by Reginleif the Valkyrie | December 13, 2004 9:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hey, y'all, watch THIS!"
Gives new meaning to the old saying, "Know what really burns my ass...?"
Yep: a flame about yea high.
21. Posted by Reginleif the Valkyrie | December 13, 2004 9:05 PM |
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Posted on December 13, 2004 21:05
22. Posted by Scott Packard | December 14, 2004 11:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ah, another of our nation's future CEOs.
22. Posted by Scott Packard | December 14, 2004 11:33 AM |
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Posted on December 14, 2004 11:33
23. Posted by Tony Jansson | December 15, 2004 7:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ey suckers, that's me on the picture. I was only drunk, so forget the pictures!
23. Posted by Tony Jansson | December 15, 2004 7:28 PM |
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Posted on December 15, 2004 19:28
24. Posted by Hugh Jazz | December 16, 2004 5:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
im the guy thats pissing on his ass for pain relief
24. Posted by Hugh Jazz | December 16, 2004 5:56 AM |
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Posted on December 16, 2004 05:56
25. Posted by Tony Danza | December 16, 2004 8:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
you my friend are, a pioneer of this country and should be applauded on corageous effort of bravery
25. Posted by Tony Danza | December 16, 2004 8:01 PM |
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Posted on December 16, 2004 20:01
26. Posted by knew it? | December 17, 2004 2:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Judging from the guy's expression in the background pre ass-barbeque (eyebrows raised, ready to laugh), I think he knew some degree of pain was on the way.
But, ohmygod! That is bad!
haha!
26. Posted by knew it? | December 17, 2004 2:38 PM |
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Posted on December 17, 2004 14:38
27. Posted by Rocko | December 18, 2004 4:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Just another stupid crack smoker ;)
27. Posted by Rocko | December 18, 2004 4:29 AM |
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Posted on December 18, 2004 04:29
28. Posted by gumdrop | December 29, 2005 4:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
you are so fucking stupid you fucking dumbass... why the fuck would you even do that you should have known the wrongs.
28. Posted by gumdrop | December 29, 2005 4:59 PM |
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Posted on December 29, 2005 16:59