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Dumbasses Celebrate New Years Too

The only way the pictures below are not safe for work, is if your boss has NO sense of humor. [Ed - There is man-ass though, so consider yourself warned]

Looking at this picture, you just know this is going to get ugly....

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Anyone want to guess his resolution for next year?


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Comments (28)

WTF is that contraption? ... (Below threshold)
max:

WTF is that contraption?

That is a (bottle) rocket. ... (Below threshold)
Paul:

That is a (bottle) rocket.

You don't shoot fireworks much do you?

Paul, be proud of yourself.... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

Paul, be proud of yourself. You may have saved a life tonight with this posting.

You actually found someone DUMBER than my idiot (and now perforated) apartment-mate, and proved it with photographs.

How can I kill him now, knowing that your dumbass (literally) is still drawing breath?

J.

Anyone want to guess his... (Below threshold)
mojo:

Anyone want to guess his resolution for next year?

To grow a brain?

Correction: Paul, by "your ... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

Correction: Paul, by "your dumbass," I meant "the dumbass you found," not "your dumb ass."

J.

OK, that was laugh-out-loud... (Below threshold)

OK, that was laugh-out-loud funny. I almost choked. Thanks!

Why would someone want to b... (Below threshold)
JAB:

Why would someone want to burn both hemispheres of their brain like that?

Resolution? How about not t... (Below threshold)

Resolution? How about not to be such a dumb-ass.

Puh-dum-pum, chhhh.

Thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the veal.

His resolution will probabl... (Below threshold)
Omni:

His resolution will probably be to NEVER take a dare again, lol.

Hee! Pity this wasn't poste... (Below threshold)
Cybrludite:

Hee! Pity this wasn't posted last night. My cow-orkers would have gotten a kick out of that!

ha! Hysterical! Can't...bre... (Below threshold)

ha! Hysterical! Can't...breathe...must...have...air!
[gasp]

okay...all better now. (whew!)

"Don't draw the short straw... (Below threshold)

"Don't draw the short straw."

Can we really blame this gu... (Below threshold)
Sean:

Can we really blame this guy? I'm guessing his friend told him he'd get something long and hard between his cheeks that would ignite a fire in him. How was this guy supposed to know his friend was really talking about a bottle rocket?

THERE's a story the ER staf... (Below threshold)
DaveP.:

THERE's a story the ER staff is gonna love... and a set of scars that will provide a lifetime's worth of entertainment, explaining to future S.O.'s...

Jeez, dude- I've done some DUMBASS stuff in my life, but THIS... there's GOTTA be some kind of medal for this. Or at least a warning sign.

Okay, after seeing those pi... (Below threshold)

Okay, after seeing those pictures, I will never again say "light a match" WRT anything happening in that region of my body.

Dumbass, indeed.Ev... (Below threshold)
andre3000:

Dumbass, indeed.

Everyone knows the proper way to launch a bottle rocket from your ass requires a different body angle, about a quarter cup of KY and a condom.

And the condom is to protec... (Below threshold)
andre3000:

And the condom is to protect against slivers.

Get your minds out of the gutter!

Actually, andre, I'm just d... (Below threshold)
Sean:

Actually, andre, I'm just disturbed that you know the proper procedure for launching a bottle rocket from your butt. I'm more disturbed that there even is a procedure for it!

I'm thinking that if the bo... (Below threshold)
Kent Runge:

I'm thinking that if the bottle rocket were held at a slightly different angle it would have at least provided the public (or pubic) service of keeping this individual from procreating.

I think I may know that guy... (Below threshold)
Pete:

I think I may know that guy. He doesn't go to Warwick uni, does he?

"Hey, y'all, watch THIS!"</... (Below threshold)

"Hey, y'all, watch THIS!"

Gives new meaning to the old saying, "Know what really burns my ass...?"

Yep: a flame about yea high.

Ah, another of our nation's... (Below threshold)
Scott Packard:

Ah, another of our nation's future CEOs.

Ey suckers, that's me on th... (Below threshold)
Tony Jansson:

Ey suckers, that's me on the picture. I was only drunk, so forget the pictures!

im the guy thats pissing on... (Below threshold)
Hugh Jazz:

im the guy thats pissing on his ass for pain relief

you my friend are, a pionee... (Below threshold)

you my friend are, a pioneer of this country and should be applauded on corageous effort of bravery

Judging from the guy's expr... (Below threshold)
knew it?:

Judging from the guy's expression in the background pre ass-barbeque (eyebrows raised, ready to laugh), I think he knew some degree of pain was on the way.

But, ohmygod! That is bad!

haha!

Just another stupid crack s... (Below threshold)
Rocko:

Just another stupid crack smoker ;)

you are so fucking stupid y... (Below threshold)

you are so fucking stupid you fucking dumbass... why the fuck would you even do that you should have known the wrongs.




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