Sometimes, ya just gotta wonder.
Police: Dealers Report Stolen Marijuana To AuthoritiesCALLAWAY, Fla. -- Help, police, someone stole my pot!
A Panhandle couple is under arrest after notifying police Thursday that their quarter-pound stash of marijuana was stolen and that they needed the weed back, because they were going to later sell it.
"They're America's dumbest criminals," said Lt. Ricky Ramie, head of the Bay County Sheriff's Office narcotics task force.
Deputies arrested 18-year-old John Douglas Sheetz and 17-year-old Misty Ann Holmes and charged the duo with possession of marijuana with intent to deliver and possession of drug paraphernalia.
According to the police report, the couple returned to the home they share and found the home broken into and a quarter-pound of marijuana missing. They immediately called authorities to report the break-in and theft.
Police said the couple told them they were going to resell the marijuana and allowed the detectives to search the apartment. Investigators discovered several marijuana stems among other drug paraphernalia during the search, The News Herald in Panama City reported for Saturday editions.
They were taken to the Bay County Jail and are each being held on $17,500 bond.
Just think, they can drive, vote and breed too.
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(slaps head) Oh, NOW I get ... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Jay Tea | December 5, 2004 2:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(slaps head) Oh, NOW I get why it's called "dope!"
J.
1. Posted by Jay Tea | December 5, 2004 2:45 PM |
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Posted on December 5, 2004 14:45
2. Posted by tony | December 5, 2004 7:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
She can vote too? At 17?
I guess it *IS* Florida...
2. Posted by tony | December 5, 2004 7:51 PM |
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Posted on December 5, 2004 19:51
3. Posted by Dave | December 5, 2004 10:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
thats great. that's about as good as the guy that robbed the liquor store and showed his ID to the clerk to prove he was old enough to steal the beer...
3. Posted by Dave | December 5, 2004 10:00 PM |
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Posted on December 5, 2004 22:00
4. Posted by Mad Anthony | December 6, 2004 10:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Well, if this is indicative of Florida intellect, it explains why they had so much trouble voting 4 years ago.
4. Posted by Mad Anthony | December 6, 2004 10:55 AM |
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Posted on December 6, 2004 10:55
5. Posted by Laurence Simon | December 6, 2004 4:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
They can also serve in the military.
5. Posted by Laurence Simon | December 6, 2004 4:46 PM |
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Posted on December 6, 2004 16:46