This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ featured so many excellent entries even settling on six top entries was a challenge. Hopefully I rose to meet that challenge. I know at least six people will think I have...
Here are the winning captions for following photo:

1) (Tim Worstall) - "Candidates limber up for the new reality show: Maureen Dowd's Sure I Can Get a Date."
2) (Laurence Simon) - "Fargo, The Broadway Musical"
3) (spacemonkey) - "Competition for DNC Chairman takes a turn for the flamboyant."
Honorable Mention
4) (OneDrummer) - "Tom Brokaw joins Dan Rather and Walter Cronkite for some fun at the Network Anchormen Retirement Home's annual polar bear bathhouse day...."
5) (Steven Taylor) - "The former Soviet Bloc has yet to catch up with the West in many areas. This photo, for example, illustrates what sociologists have termed 'the Porn Gap.'"
6) (McTrip) - "Down to the last six at the audition for 'The Penis Monologues', with his ability to lick his own one Dick the Dog was feeling confident, if not a little smug......."
Until next Friday...




Comments (8)
Hey, I won something! Now, ... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Tim Worstall | December 13, 2004 4:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey, I won something! Now, where to spend my winnings....buy a green card? Blow it all on a date with MoDo? Trip to the Chicken Ranch? So many choices!
Sorry? No money involved? Just the warm glow that comes from the approbation of my peers and the envy of the losers? Oh, OK, fine.
Gloat gloat.
Actually, I think the show itself should be sold to a studio. Compere would be Catherine Zeta Jones. Wouldn’t you tune in to watch?
1. Posted by Tim Worstall | December 13, 2004 4:10 AM |
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Posted on December 13, 2004 04:10
2. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 13, 2004 5:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Looks like a pretty good selection of winners to me. The Maureen Dowd one got me laughing.
2. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 13, 2004 5:46 AM |
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Posted on December 13, 2004 05:46
3. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 13, 2004 8:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Congratulations on your timely awards.
Personally, I thought the very first entry was hilarious.
3. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 13, 2004 8:01 AM |
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Posted on December 13, 2004 08:01
4. Posted by McGehee | December 13, 2004 12:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff, I agree. I was PO'd at Frank for beating me to it.
4. Posted by McGehee | December 13, 2004 12:27 PM |
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Posted on December 13, 2004 12:27
5. Posted by andre3000 | December 13, 2004 2:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That'll teach me for turning off the ol' puter at 1:00 on Friday!
Did nobody do a Lynndie England-returns-home-tortures-male-relatives riff?
5. Posted by andre3000 | December 13, 2004 2:41 PM |
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Posted on December 13, 2004 14:41
6. Posted by Laurence Simon | December 13, 2004 6:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I blame Fargo being on cable.
6. Posted by Laurence Simon | December 13, 2004 6:33 PM |
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Posted on December 13, 2004 18:33
7. Posted by OneDrummer | December 13, 2004 7:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Right after watching Queer Eye on Bravo, right?
Heh.
7. Posted by OneDrummer | December 13, 2004 7:28 PM |
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Posted on December 13, 2004 19:28
8. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 13, 2004 9:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm curious now to know the context of this photo. What the heck are these people doing?
8. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 13, 2004 9:53 PM |
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Posted on December 13, 2004 21:53