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TSA Fringe Benefit Program Trimmed

Employees of the Transportation Safety Administration will no longer be allowed to grope, massage, or fondle female passengers breasts in the secondary examination areas of US airports.

Update: Is Bernard Kerik the poster boy for the new policy?


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Next, they'll take away the... (Below threshold)
Steve L.:

Next, they'll take away their overtime pay.

Geez, you take a job for the perks, then you get screwed. Just like the gummint to pull something like that.

Is it too late to withdraw ... (Below threshold)
Yogurt:

Is it too late to withdraw my employment application?

I guess they'll just have t... (Below threshold)

I guess they'll just have to fondle each other during their seven breaks a day.

That does it - this female ... (Below threshold)
MetroGnome:

That does it - this female won't be flying any more! I'll take the train, or bus, drive, walk or ride my bicycle if I can't even get my ya-ya's out at the airport during security screening any more!
:)

I noticed the same thing ab... (Below threshold)
Rob:

I noticed the same thing about Kerik earlier today.

Apparently his image is keyed to appear whenver "breasts" and "national security" are used in a story.

Is "trimmed" really the rig... (Below threshold)

Is "trimmed" really the right word here?

"deflated"?
"shrunk"?

...<g>

A.L.

So all the Jihadis n... (Below threshold)


So all the Jihadis now know that all they have to do is (1) get a fake driver's license as a woman, and (2) buy a ticket and board as a woman, and (3) wear false breasts which are actually bombs. Sheesh! Could we spell it out for'em any more easily?!?! What will it take for the TSA to get serious!? Either another horrific attack - God Forbid - or the dissolution of the ACLU.

- Yes...but the good news i... (Below threshold)

- Yes...but the good news is that all the Air Marshalls are easily identified from their wearing apparel..."Thank you so much Mr. Quinn...."...

- Sometimes you have to wonder who the real "enemies" are.....

- and MetroGnome...I'm sure you can always find a good looking red blooded American Patriot to frisk you so you don't lose the thrill of the "travel experience" if the security people are too wussy.... *smirkel*.....

The massage and fondle were... (Below threshold)

The massage and fondle were fine, it was the groping that ruined it for everyone....;-)

I KNOW!! The poor guy - the... (Below threshold)
firstbrokenangel:

I KNOW!! The poor guy - these strange traditions seems to embarrass some but as long as they can take it in fun for the kids, I guess it's worth it.

Like Bush letting turkers go free for Thanksgiving.

And on Bernard Kerik thing; he knew all this stuff and at some point, it would come out. But to allow himself be nominated for a job with all this past problems, embarasses not only the President but those who put that name in front of him - just awful. How embarassing for the President; I would have been really pissed. This guy KNEW beforehand and it should never have gotten that far. Nothing like throwing egg in the President's face and that pisses me off.

Cindy

I KNOW!! The poor guy - the... (Below threshold)
firstbrokenangel:

I KNOW!! The poor guy - these strange traditions seems to embarrass some but as long as they can take it in fun for the kids, I guess it's worth it.

Like Bush letting turkers go free for Thanksgiving.

And on Bernard Kerik thing; he knew all this stuff and at some point, it would come out. But to allow himself be nominated for a job with all this past problems, embarasses not only the President but those who put that name in front of him - just awful. How embarassing for the President; I would have been really pissed. This guy KNEW beforehand and it should never have gotten that far. Nothing like throwing egg in the President's face and that pisses me off.

Cindy




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