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Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: December 31, 2004 - 4:07 PM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following photo:

The redesigned shuttle fuel tank is transported to a barge in New Orleans, Friday morning Dec. 31, 2004. The redesigned fuel tank, a massive vessel that supplies propellant for the launch of the space shuttle, is beginning a barge trip across the Gulf of Mexico to the launch site on Florida's east coast. (AP Photo/Bill Haber)


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Comments (145)

Michael Moore's suppository... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by OneDrummer | December 31, 2004 4:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OneDrummer:

Michael Moore's suppository is readied for delivery.

1. Posted by OneDrummer | December 31, 2004 4:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 31, 2004 16:11

"Damn, Dick Cheney is such ... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 31, 2004 4:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Damn, Dick Cheney is such a show off."

2. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 31, 2004 4:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 31, 2004 16:14

The new featured ride at Do... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by OneDrummer | December 31, 2004 4:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OneDrummer:

The new featured ride at Dollywood is so realistic, Russ Meyers returns from the dead.

3. Posted by OneDrummer | December 31, 2004 4:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 31, 2004 16:15

"Let's see Justin Timberlak... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 31, 2004 4:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Let's see Justin Timberlake rip this sucker off!"

4. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 31, 2004 4:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 31, 2004 16:16

Visitors were surprised to ... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by OneDrummer | December 31, 2004 4:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OneDrummer:

Visitors were surprised to see that the cigar exhibit at President Clinton's new library had been changed unexpectedly to the new Hooters Hall of Fame.

5. Posted by OneDrummer | December 31, 2004 4:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 31, 2004 16:20

Is that Michael Moore's nex... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by McGehee | December 31, 2004 4:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McGehee:

Is that Michael Moore's next movie up on that trailer, or is it just glad to see me?

6. Posted by McGehee | December 31, 2004 4:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 31, 2004 16:22

Donald Rumsfeld is definite... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 31, 2004 4:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Donald Rumsfeld is definitely overcompensating for something with the new Bunker Buster Bomb.

7. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 31, 2004 4:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 31, 2004 16:23

Pentagon Voice-Over:... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by McGehee | December 31, 2004 4:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McGehee:

Pentagon Voice-Over: "...and the best thing about this new weapon is that it runs forever on just two 'D' batteries."

8. Posted by McGehee | December 31, 2004 4:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 31, 2004 16:24

Like MOAB for New Year's.</... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Paul Thornton | December 31, 2004 4:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Paul Thornton:

Like MOAB for New Year's.

MOAF.....Mother Of All Fireworks

9. Posted by Paul Thornton | December 31, 2004 4:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 31, 2004 16:24

After masterminding Bush's ... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by McGehee | December 31, 2004 4:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McGehee:

After masterminding Bush's successful 2004 re-election bid, Karl Rove is understandably proud of himself.

10. Posted by McGehee | December 31, 2004 4:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 31, 2004 16:25

Dang it McGehee, OneDrummer... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 31, 2004 4:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Dang it McGehee, OneDrummer and I had a caption "Dualing Banjos" thing going there. Minus the imbreeding thing, of course. (Not that I mind the competition.)

11. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 31, 2004 4:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 31, 2004 16:26

Wow, those hooter pilots ca... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by dagan | December 31, 2004 4:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
dagan:

Wow, those hooter pilots can fly anything.

12. Posted by dagan | December 31, 2004 4:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 31, 2004 16:28

The Bill Clinton Library "M... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by RodgerH | December 31, 2004 4:29 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
RodgerH:

The Bill Clinton Library "Monica's Right Breast" display draws a small crowd.

13. Posted by RodgerH | December 31, 2004 4:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 31, 2004 16:29

A federal appeals court thr... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by OneDrummer | December 31, 2004 4:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OneDrummer:

A federal appeals court threw out a judge's ruling that awarded $88.5 million to Anna Nicole Smith from her late husbands estate. But in a sharp turn of events, the court ruled that Ms. Smith could retain the luxurious love nest J. Howard Marshall built for her while they were courting.

14. Posted by OneDrummer | December 31, 2004 4:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 31, 2004 16:30

Your new vibrator is here, ... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by bullwinkle | December 31, 2004 4:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bullwinkle:

Your new vibrator is here, Ms. Hilton!

15. Posted by bullwinkle | December 31, 2004 4:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 31, 2004 16:31

Inspired by seeing the Spru... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by OneDrummer | December 31, 2004 4:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OneDrummer:

Inspired by seeing the Spruce Goose in the new movie about Howard Hughes, Oscar Meyer gets bold with their new weinermobile design.

16. Posted by OneDrummer | December 31, 2004 4:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 31, 2004 16:33

The French ready their next... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 31, 2004 4:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

The French ready their next gift to the US, to in their view, complement the Statue of Liberty.

17. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 31, 2004 4:36 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 31, 2004 16:36

"God D**n it, why should... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 31, 2004 4:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"God D**n it, why should Haliburton get the Ketchup contract for that sucker." -- Teresa Heinz Kerry.

18. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 31, 2004 4:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 31, 2004 16:39

On display at the county fa... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Mr. Bob | December 31, 2004 4:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mr. Bob:

On display at the county fair this weekend - the Minnesota State Boob.

19. Posted by Mr. Bob | December 31, 2004 4:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 31, 2004 16:43

As seen in this pre-electio... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Doug Mcgie | December 31, 2004 4:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Doug Mcgie:

As seen in this pre-election photo; No one wanted to get too close to the "Kerry Express", for fear it it would surely suffer the same fate as the Hindenburg.

20. Posted by Doug Mcgie | December 31, 2004 4:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 31, 2004 16:46

Hindrocket's.... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by chattr | December 31, 2004 4:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
chattr:

Hindrocket's.

21. Posted by chattr | December 31, 2004 4:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 31, 2004 16:50

"We've got another wardrobe... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Jim | December 31, 2004 4:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jim:

"We've got another wardrobe malfunction!!! It's a wardrobe malfunction!!! Every man for himself!!!"

22. Posted by Jim | December 31, 2004 4:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 31, 2004 16:50

FCC investigators seem some... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Doug | December 31, 2004 4:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Doug:

FCC investigators seem somewhat troubled while viewing the float being prepared for the 2005 Super Bowl halftime show.

23. Posted by Doug | December 31, 2004 4:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 31, 2004 16:54

(Not that I mind the com... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by McGehee | December 31, 2004 4:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McGehee:

(Not that I mind the competition.)

Obviously I'm not trying hard enough.

24. Posted by McGehee | December 31, 2004 4:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 31, 2004 16:57

A nipple clamp demonstratio... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Paul Phillips | December 31, 2004 5:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Paul Phillips:

A nipple clamp demonstration at the alt.sex Expo.

25. Posted by Paul Phillips | December 31, 2004 5:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 31, 2004 17:02

Sorry Dad, I could only zoo... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by mcg | December 31, 2004 5:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
mcg:

Sorry Dad, I could only zoom out far enough to get Anna Nicole Smith's right boob in the picture.

26. Posted by mcg | December 31, 2004 5:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 31, 2004 17:04

When I said "scale model", ... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Linoge | December 31, 2004 5:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Linoge:

When I said "scale model", I did not mean a one-to-one scale...

27. Posted by Linoge | December 31, 2004 5:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 31, 2004 17:19

Although he thought his bit... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by FreakyBoy | December 31, 2004 5:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FreakyBoy:

Although he thought his bitchin' blue jump suit would get him into her pants, her body language made Jim suddenly realized "PenisWorld" was not the best place to take a first date.

28. Posted by FreakyBoy | December 31, 2004 5:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 31, 2004 17:25

Jan Egeland, the United Nat... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by OneDrummer | December 31, 2004 5:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OneDrummer:

Jan Egeland, the United Nations Under-Secretary-General for Humanitarian Affairs and Emergency Relief Co-ordinator, announces that Norway is sending help with relief efforts in SE Asia.

29. Posted by OneDrummer | December 31, 2004 5:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 31, 2004 17:30

Tara Reid undergoes yet ano... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by OneDrummer | December 31, 2004 5:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OneDrummer:

Tara Reid undergoes yet another breast augmentation surgery this week.

30. Posted by OneDrummer | December 31, 2004 5:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 31, 2004 17:32

Well-wishers await the dedi... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Rob | December 31, 2004 5:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rob:

Well-wishers await the dedication of the Clinton Presidential Library's "Lewinsky Wing."

31. Posted by Rob | December 31, 2004 5:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 31, 2004 17:37

Super Bowl sponsor Goodyear... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Teflon93 | December 31, 2004 5:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Teflon93:

Super Bowl sponsor Goodyear promises this year's halftime show will be even bigger and better than last year's.

32. Posted by Teflon93 | December 31, 2004 5:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 31, 2004 17:39

They've finally discovered ... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Teflon93 | December 31, 2004 5:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Teflon93:

They've finally discovered a bigger d*ck than Sidney Blumenthal.

33. Posted by Teflon93 | December 31, 2004 5:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 31, 2004 17:40

"Okay, this time Britney's ... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Teflon93 | December 31, 2004 5:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Teflon93:

"Okay, this time Britney's gone too far!"

34. Posted by Teflon93 | December 31, 2004 5:41 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 31, 2004 17:41

"And in today's business ne... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Teflon93 | December 31, 2004 5:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Teflon93:

"And in today's business news, a disturbing new competitor to Richard Branson's Virgin empire has emerged..."

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Posted on December 31, 2004 17:43

The new Viagra zeppelin is ... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Jim | December 31, 2004 5:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jim:

The new Viagra zeppelin is unveiled in New York's Central Park.

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Posted on December 31, 2004 17:45

Pamela Anderson's Celebrity... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by Teflon93 | December 31, 2004 5:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Teflon93:

Pamela Anderson's Celebrity Library opened today...

37. Posted by Teflon93 | December 31, 2004 5:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 31, 2004 17:46

"Tonight, on a very special... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Teflon93 | December 31, 2004 5:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Teflon93:

"Tonight, on a very special episode of 'The Swan'..."

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Posted on December 31, 2004 17:46

"So I asked my doctor about... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Teflon93 | December 31, 2004 5:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Teflon93:

"So I asked my doctor about Viagra...."

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Posted on December 31, 2004 17:47

The flagship of the Royal D... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Teflon93 | December 31, 2004 5:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Teflon93:

The flagship of the Royal Dutch Air Force.

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Posted on December 31, 2004 17:48

"I don't know---do YOU thin... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Teflon93 | December 31, 2004 5:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Teflon93:

"I don't know---do YOU think they're real?"

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Posted on December 31, 2004 17:50

Janet has another "wardrobe... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by Allium | December 31, 2004 5:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Allium:

Janet has another "wardrobe malfunction"

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Posted on December 31, 2004 17:53

"I love it too, Bill, but H... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by Teflon93 | December 31, 2004 5:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Teflon93:

"I love it too, Bill, but Hillary's people say the double-wide design's just way more appropriate for a library..."