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Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following photo:

The redesigned shuttle fuel tank is transported to a barge in New Orleans, Friday morning Dec. 31, 2004. The redesigned fuel tank, a massive vessel that supplies propellant for the launch of the space shuttle, is beginning a barge trip across the Gulf of Mexico to the launch site on Florida's east coast. (AP Photo/Bill Haber)


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