Last weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ had all the makings of a classic, and your captions did not disappoint. Only I was able to truly provide disappointment to the contestants by failing to meet my deadline and declare winners. Now that my week from hell is over (a long story I won't bore you with) I've got your winners right here...
Here are the winning entries for this picture:
1) (Rodney Dill) - "Damn, Dick Cheney is such a show off."
2) (OneDrummer) - "Michael Moore's suppository is readied for delivery."
3) (Teflon93) - "So I asked my doctor about Viagra...."
Honorable Mention
4) (McGehee) - "After masterminding Bush's successful 2004 re-election bid, Karl Rove is understandably proud of himself."
5) (Daniel) - "After another change in size, we are forced to ask the eternal question once more: Just how big are Brittney Spears' boobs? Really?"
6) (bullwinkle) - "Your new vibrator is here, Ms. Hilton!"
Until next Friday tomorrow...
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Congrats, Rodney... I did h... (Below threshold)1. Posted by OneDrummer | January 7, 2005 2:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Congrats, Rodney... I did howl at that one.
There was magic there with McGehee for about 10 minutes, but I won't be able to post tomorrow without hearing the banjos....
1. Posted by OneDrummer | January 7, 2005 2:03 AM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 02:03
2. Posted by bullwinkle | January 7, 2005 2:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dang it, I knew I should have gone with "your new buttplug, Wonkette"!
2. Posted by bullwinkle | January 7, 2005 2:11 AM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 02:11
3. Posted by epador | January 7, 2005 2:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
One, perhaps u should rename urself OneStrummer?
3. Posted by epador | January 7, 2005 2:18 AM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 02:18
4. Posted by OneDrummer | January 7, 2005 2:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey bullwinkle,
Let's see... a suppository for Michael Moore, or a buttplug for wonkette... hmm, aren't they just one and the same?? Heh.
4. Posted by OneDrummer | January 7, 2005 2:58 AM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 02:58
5. Posted by bullwinkle | January 7, 2005 4:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Close, but the same would be Wonkette AND a buttplug for Michael Moore.
5. Posted by bullwinkle | January 7, 2005 4:04 AM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 04:04
6. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 7, 2005 5:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thank you, thank you, just "inched" this one out, I think.
6. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 7, 2005 5:54 AM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 05:54
7. Posted by M. Kyle | January 7, 2005 8:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What? I figured there was going to be some sort of "Tara Reid Nipple Scar" joke.
7. Posted by M. Kyle | January 7, 2005 8:36 AM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 08:36
8. Posted by julie | January 7, 2005 10:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's back! Isn't there a Woody Allen film where a giant breast chases him around the countryside? That's how I'm starting to feel.
8. Posted by julie | January 7, 2005 10:00 AM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 10:00
9. Posted by OneDrummer | January 7, 2005 11:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kyle - try this one...
Tara Reid undergoes yet another breast augmentation surgery this week.
9. Posted by OneDrummer | January 7, 2005 11:28 AM |
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Posted on January 7, 2005 11:28
10. Posted by Marty | January 9, 2005 9:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Would you cool it with the wardrobe malfunctions, Ms. Jackson? We've already seen it enough.
10. Posted by Marty | January 9, 2005 9:42 PM |
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Posted on January 9, 2005 21:42